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Is there a word for feeling bad for someone, but also have the overwhelming urge to bully and mock them relentlessly for their shortcomings? Manlet life is rough, but taking the sperg-pill is definitely not the answer.

The part when the manlet turns to the clerk and goes about the cop not finding the comment funny was too good. It's like a kid trying to get back at another one by using an adult nearby to defend them.

Damn manlets, when will they learn?

Officer Chad is clearly sick of dealing with manlets

"I don't get paid enough for this shit"

Is there a word for feeling bad for someone, but also have the overwhelming urge to bully and mock them relentlessly for their shortcomings?

Heh

Dude puns r so funny right leddit???

Bacon narwhales at midnight xddddd

Found the bitter manlet.

5'11 sweaty aka king of the manlets, slave of the chads

In the world of 5 footers, the 5'11 man is king

Is there a word for feeling bad for someone, but also have the overwhelming urge to bully and mock them relentlessly for their shortcomings? Manlet life is rough, but taking the sperg-pill is definitely not the answer.

Guilty Pleasure

I mean Nassau County is NYC’s retarded understudy, so it all makes sense.

Joe Pesci's retarded understudy.

Lmao

Its called being human

You feel bad for the because of the hand life has delt him

But you feel the need to correct his actions forcibly through bullying

This is now the third struggle session I've seen this dudelet have with the world. It's getting harder to feel sorry for him.

There's one where he abandons a chick on a date because she wants to go home instead of his place to touch his peepee.

That last video really made me feel justified in bullying this little shrimp. She was in his league but he had to fuck it up by being, well, him.

Is there a word for feeling bad for someone, but also have the overwhelming urge to bully and mock them relentlessly for their shortcomings?

Any German speakers? It seems like they'd have a word for it.

It's called love

Fourvel the little orphan boy irl.

Manlets should be provided assisted suicide by the government, if they want it.

Maybe there's a chance we could get Been Shapiro to lead the pilot program.

No way that Jews getting in a death chamber.

just throw some change in the back of the room

Jews have never been in a death chamber.

But I wish they had

It should be involuntary.

if they want it.

😏

Manlets should be euthanized

This channel is hilarious, this guy has a well documented history of spergery

He reminds me of a guy on reddit I stumbled across who had a post history that consisted entirely of complaining about his lot in life because he was short, fat, bald, and going blind. He had a live-in prostitute that gave him handjobs in exchange for a room and spending money. God I wish I remember what his username was. It was extremely depressing and fascinating

Any luck with the link?

Sadly I can't find him; wouldn't be surprised if he wiped everything. He had his own subreddit and was pretty active before. He may have posted to the relationship sub and definitely was a frequent poster on askreddit.

Holly shirt there are two videos with the same guy???

He even mentions he was in a mental institution. All joking aside, he needs to be committed again because he sounds like he's angry enough to go on a shooting spree. I mean, nobody will be killed, but a lot of people will have their knees ruined!

Oh this is actually the bagel guy? Lol dudes just pissed he’s a poor cell and lives in his car.

Yeah it's him, his youtube channel is basically him ranting about people laughing about his height

>manlet

>has a youtube channel where he rants about women and the pain of being short

>prone to public outbursts and aggression

sweats nervously

It’s gamer time!

I guess it's time for foids to stay away from yoga studios for a while.

It's over for indigentcels.

I thought this was just a repost of the bagel incident, now I have to actually watch it.

The mental condition is being perpetually assblasted by tallcels

He even mentions he was in a mental institution

Whoah, when?

He said he went to stony brook because he was wack about his height. I assume stony brook is a loony bin, sorry, psychiatric hospital, in the area.

Oh, I didn’t put two and two together. I thought he just up and went to Stony Brook, the city, for some reason.

Is that a big city where you're from?

Nope

Stony Brook is a classic lunatic asylum name.

He has a youtube channel.

He's got a whole YouTube channel with quite a few of them going off at people. The guy has severe issues, being a manlet is one of them.

I mean, nobody will be killed, but a lot of people will have their knees ruined!

I nearly choked on my coffee

This is the bagel guy??? Dude needs to capitalize now.

Subbed.

he could take this and roll with it like coppercab did

Or Blake Boston aka Scumbag Steve

All manlets should have been bred out a long time ago. From an evolutionary standpoint there is no reason to spread their genes.

Nah, wouldn't really change anything. Eventually 6' would become the new manlet, and they'd be seething about oppression by 7'2" GigaChads. Normal distribution is a bitch.

not how it works.

Sorry, my upvotes prove I'm correct.

[There is a fairly consistent gender height ratio within ethnicities of 1.07-1.08]. If the average man's height was 6'4" then the average woman's height would probably be ~5'10"-5'11". Approximately 35-40% of women would be taller than 6', it's all relative.

They have lighter energy requirements and make smaller targets. Fit into small spaces. It’s always good to have a few around - especially as we start to push out into space.

Just use kids lol

Kids are fucking stupid.

That's why you diagnose them with ADHD and load them up without enough amphetamines to carry out basic tasks with laser focus.

They’re still dumb as fuck on Ritalin too. Manlets are always going to be the better choice in any space-constrained situation. This is why NASA’s reqs go all the way down to 4’10”.

You’d rather been a manlet on D-day too.

We need someone to throw the ring in mt doom.

Blame short women for continually having kids.

Yeah yeah yeah, he’s out of line.

At the same time, when he claims the 7-11 guy asked about his height, I thought that was bullshit. When the 7-11 guy confirmed it, man, I thought how fucked up is that - people routinely mock this guy for what is essentially a disability.

If I was routinely mocked for something out of my control, I can’t say I wouldn’t be driven insane. I actually feel bad for him.

Oh, I mean just because watching him sperg out about it doesn't make it any less funny. Dude has a point, he probably is treated like shit and largely ignored by women in no small part because of his height, and the chip in his shoulder probably originates with that treatment. Hes still a fuckin sperg, but it kind of makes me sad for him.

I'm 5'8", so manlet but manlet to the point that I can overcome my shortcomings. If I was this guys height I'd kill myself.

For me, my metric of manlet is whatever would be detrimental to include on your tinder bio.

5'11" is the minimum for it to be beneficial because then you can say you're 6', 5'9" or so is when you start seeing it start to hurt your chances I feel like.

5'8" is where manlet territory begins, and I'd say I'm barely in there. That said, considering dating is a market pretty similar to any other market you can make up for your shortcomings in different ways. For example, being tall and having money helps make you more attractive, but I've dated and gone out with attractive tall girls, attractive rich girls, and attractive, tall, rich girls.

My ability to understand you can transcend your shortcomings is why I'm a radical centrist. I'm not an enlightened one, however, because I still prefer gussy to bussy.

Sly is like 5’9 so there’s hope.

/r/ihavesex

man who's name comes from minecraft YouTuber is bothered by someone discussing the fact they have a healthy sex-life

Have you been in any begal shops recently by chance? 🤔

Lol their WOW was better but w/e see what you will

Almost no girl is gonna care that you're a whopping 5'8'', my dude. It's not even a shortcoming. It's nothing to be proud of, but it's nothing that's gonna hurt you.

c o p e

Ok mr. LED lighting

Of course that's manlet tier.

There's only >=6, <5'11, and 5'11", king of the manlets.

Baing 5'8'' is a bloody curse. I'm short enough to be short, but not short enough to make short jokes about myself.

And it depends on where you live. 5'8" in the south west and you spend all your time getting stuff off of high shelves for the other spics. 5'8" in west Virginia and you would be considered a woman

Does your height start with 6? No? Then you're manlet tier.

I'm 5'8", so manlet but manlet to the point that I can overcome my shortcomings.

Mega cope

I mean tomorrow night I'm smashing some tall, sexy gussy and we already made the deal that whoever has more scratches, bruises, and choke marks has to worship the other person's feet the next day. TBH, I'm assuming she isn't even thinking she has a chance to win, I think she only made the bet to make sure I beat the absolute shit out of her 🤔

I’m 6’2, and I once dated a girl who was 6’3. The first time we kissed was honestly a bit weird for me, because we were both standing up, and I was used to leaning forward to kiss girls.

It was my one taste of manletism. I have to say, I’m really grateful for my height.

Definitely be greatful, just cause I know I can still do great being a manlet doesn't mean I wouldn't like to be 6'+. It sounds fucking great, seems like the dating scene would be way easier.

Also, imagine being a manlet who is also into tall girls. Like, probably 1/3 of the women I've gone out with have been my height or taller. Rough shit, fam.

Oh dude. Just getting that to work physically would be a challenge, even if you did manage to attract some lankettes.

I've made it work with someone probably 2 or 3 inches taller than me, which is why I've basically determined that /r/Braincels is basically just 20% truth and 80% cope. They aren't wrong that being tall, having money, etc. are beneficial to getting women, they're just wrong in thinking that lacking in those areas is a death-sentence.

Like I said, I view the dating market as an actual market. Maximize your desirable traits, minimize your undesirable traits, and learn to market yourself and you'll punch way outside your genetic weight-class. Guys actually have an advantage here if they choose to take it, guys rate a woman's attractiveness 90% based off looks, girls have more complex standards for attractiveness and you can do a lot more than women can when it comes to achieving those standards. Women basically can just not be fat, be good at makeup, and be slutty as a way to get more male attention.

but imagine how tall your kids would be!

Oh I enjoyed dating her, a hot girl is a hot girl. She never did wear heels when we went out though, lol.

She never did wear heels when we went out though, lol.

🥺

Yeah, I understood the manlet’s pain much better from our time together.

Downvoted edit:

😡 who downvoted you, i’ll ducking greatly replace them right now

Fuck you fuck you FUCK YOU

I'm a manlet and I have NEVER dated a girl who was taller than me. I have an insane amazon fetish and yet I have NEVER dated a girl taller than me! And here I see some six foot two lanklet (the same height as my "little" brother, God I hate you) has dated a girl 6'3''. We truly do live in a society.

S 😤 E 😤 E 😤 T 😤 H 😤 E

I seethe. I seethe as I sleep. I seethe as I wake up. I seethe as I try and fail to reach the baked beans for breakfast (why do they put them so far up the cupboard?). I do not ever not seethe, and it is all YOUR FAULT.

Give me your ex. Give her to me. I'm not afraid to say: it's my turn.

She’s mayo, though. Like, very mayo. Like, so mayo that between her height, and her paleness, and her waist-length blonde hair, I was able to pick her out from miles away in a crowd when we went to the beach.

Also she’s extremely lanky. She’s embodies the heroin-chic aesthetic, so if you’re into Amazons, she wouldn’t be your type.

tall pale and skinny like a skeleton, hate the type

I’m continuing my father’s legacy of stealing mayos’ girls from them.

be honest, you are more mayo than lawz

was honestly weird for me,

You forgot to mention brushing up against her penis

Thanks for not misgendering!

MEGA

COPE

My dude, if beating the shit out of a woman and having her worship your feet for it is cope than I'm fucking giga-coping

Your friday plans are totally true and very homosexual

Lmao imagine thinking that someone having sex is a LARP 😂😂😂😂😂

YOU SMASH GUSSY? I'M A DRAMANAUT AND I DON'T SMASH GUSSY, MUST BE A LIE!!!

Sweety, are you a manlet by chance?

you went too far with the LARP.

Yes there are probably some bitchy women that wouldn't date a short guy, but I see manlets with women all the time. It's largely an over exaggeration. I know several manlets, and they all have gfs.

Perhaps some of them shouldn't go around with a chip on their shoulder taking it out on the general women population?

I completely agree, being short sucks but it isn't a death sentence. Also, I wouldn't even call a woman who wouldn't date a short guy bitchy, I think its fine for people to not want to fuck someone they don't find attractive, and height is something most girls find attractive. I've been shot down by tall girls for my height before, I'm not mad about it because I've shot down girls for things I found unattractive about them that were out of their control. Genetics is a bitch.

You're right. I mean bitchy as in the ones with double standards, eg. call for a tall guy but are complete mobility scooters. Preferences are fine.

Agreed. I'm 5'7 and i have friends who are maybe 2 or 3 inches shorter than me who've been rejected by a multitude of women solely because of their height; they explicitly said their height was the dealbreaker. Lmfao I've had multiple women say shit like "if you were 6'2 😍😍". I feel like 5'5 and below is truly the point of no return

Basically if you are shorter than the woman and women are around 5,5"--5'8

aye exactly id say if shes an inch taller than you some women wouldn't mind but any more than that and you're shit out of luck

found the manlet.

I get you’re trying to be funny. I guess I don’t see the humor in mocking someone’s height.

Seems cruel and easy pickings.

Asking how tall someone is isnt mocking them. You would only think that if you were already insecure about your height.

I mean, yeah, that's the point.

Asking someone who is SHORT is mocking them, just like asking someone who is fat how much they weigh is mocking them, or asking someone who is ugly how little sex they have is mocking them.

Does this really need to be explained?

Uglycells and shortcells are not the same as fatcells. Fatcells just need to step away from the double cheese.

Only if you think being short is a problem.

Holy shit, I've now seen all his videos ... I take it back, dude has serious issues.

jesus christ where are all you sensitive cunts coming from?

do you even know what sub you're in

Doh! Just realized. I forgot to check my empathy at the door. My bad!

Do your part to keep our community healthy by blowing everything out of proportion and making literally everything as dramatic as possible.

newfags OUT

I know I know ... I messed up ... have at it!

I thought I was in r/publicfreakout

Username checks out irishmanlet

Illiteratecel

Imagine being raised by all women and women teachers and then not being sorry for being born with penis

You’re from Manhattan, you’re not even supposed to consider people from Nassau County human you goddamn power.

In the name of all that is holy, please don't bring the publicfreakout jerk here.

Shut up, dumb faggot.

make me.

Shut up by sucking on my dick.

no thanks i'm not a pedophile.

Manlets have become triggered by this video, lol.

You can call a manlet a r-word, a g*mer word, a f-word and a c-word, and he will not care. But call him short once, and he will seethe. "I was found out!"

Guy is just pissed he is a poor cell who lives in his car and thinks people will care.

Is "cell" now used as shorthand for "incel" ... are we now that lazy that we use four letters instead of five, or am I missing something?

No it means you make living in your car the reason why you are pissed. Just as incells make the fact they are pussies the reason they are poised but then blame others.

It's one L, not two. Incel, not incell. Poorcel, not "poor cell."

Cope

Cope

Cope harder

Take your Papist bullshit and shove it up your gay ass, Fadder McDiddleson.

Yes sir!

Yes sir Lord Protector

Papist manlets.. Now the tall hats make perfect sense.

Seems cruel and easy pickings.

That's why we do it little buddy

Shouldn't something be a challenge in order to be rewarding?

aim higher

Or maybe you mean lower?

Cope

I can't and you can't make me!

dilate

Textbook cope, get leg extension surgery before you shoot up a mall

Peak cope

I’m so out of touch. What does that mean these days?

It means you are seething

Oh, huh, good to know I'm seething, I hadn't noticed.

Yeah your hiding it really well.

If you are under 6'5 you are a genetic failure

A wee bit of an exaggeration =)

No potato farming ex pats mostly came from famine and were also the peasants of their time.

Calling Irish human is a wee bit exaggeration

wee bit

Like your height?

Anyone under 6'2" should qualify for handicap parking on account of their shortness.

Eh, I am 6'6... people ask me how tall I am all the time, I'm a big guy and people even ask how much I weigh and think I played football. Obviously people don't typically get "made fun of" for being tall, but people who are small talkers ask questions like that. He needs to just embrace his height and stop being so angry, his anger issues obviously are causing him many more problems than being 4'11 is.

Come on man, you think the 7-11 guy was asking to make "small" talk, like really? Nah, he was shit stirring.

Again, the short dude has serious anger issues without a doubt, but I also do feel for him - he's mocked relentlessly it seems. And he clearly seems to be in a really, really fucked up place in life right now - homeless, jobless ... eh, I want to hate on him, I just can't - I want to hug the poor little fella.

I have no idea why the fuck the guy was asking, but I've dealt with plenty of chatty cashiers and other people. If we're taking guesses though after watching, I'm fairly sure that the guy with the anger issues would have flipped out even if it was a simple innocent small talk question.

I'd like to hug the poor fella too, but calling him "disabled" for being 4'11 like the comment I replied to is... is a tad much. You should watch some of his other videos before you feel as bad as you feel...

I'm fairly sure that the guy with the anger issues would have flipped out even if it was a simple innocent small talk question.

Agreed.

I'd like to hug the poor fella too, but calling him "disabled" for being 4'11 like the comment I replied to is... is a tad much.

Oh I totally disagree there. The social leprosy this guy must face is a disability. He faces social discrimination in an extreme form I'm sure in the social world, dating, job discrimination, etc.

What's more disabling than being 4'11 and having people make comments, is the rage he encounters when people bring it up to him. That's literally something he can control, and removing that rage removes any "social leprosy" entirely. No matter how hard anyone tries, you're not going to stop other people from being stupid/shitty, he needs to learn that it will never end, and now after this... will only get worse. He needs to learn how to deal with that, to be fair... most people need to learn the same.

Also I fully acknowledge that this isn't some "switch" he can flip, but he needs to take care of his rage.

You can’t be this retarded. You’re being complimented, not mocked. Turns out context matters.

You don't even know, I'm talking about going to a store or something. When I go to a bar I have guys coming up telling me they're not scared of me, or can beat me up if we got in a fight, it sucks, its annoying, and it's not being complimented. This guy will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER not have people make comments about his height, he needs to realize that and stop reacting the way he reacts to it... it's beyond obvious.

Lmao this is the funniest sort of autism I’ve ever seen.

Thanks for chiming in... but you're an idiot. I never said that being asked my height as the same as when people asked him, I literally said that in my comment. People say all sorts of shit, ask stupid insulting questions, and always try to small talk... have you ever gotten someone pregnant or known someone who is/was pregnant? Ask them what some people have asked them, again people say dumb shit and ask dumb questions all the time. The issue is this dudes rage, you can call me retarded and autistic all you want, but you're an idiot if you believe that this dudes anger is not 100% of his issue. If he calmed the fuck down, stopped flipping out at people and embraced that little body of his, he'd be getting laid more (since he's dying to get laid) and mocked less.

This guy has the perfect opportunity to turn a lot of shit around with this new found popularity, will likely however end up with him in jail.

This dude’s anger is indeed 100% of his issue - but you’re still fucking retarded.

I'm actually happy with how this conversation ended.

Thanks for chiming in... but you're an idiot

based

Sticks and stones

Or twigs and pebbles in this case

Fuck that, manlets deserve to be bullied. 7-11 guys are based as fuck

This retards going to kill himself.

His little bagel shop outburst brought him into the limelight and now he's a fuckin' mainstream hit.

It’s the same fucking guy!?! Oh god that’s amazing.

The guy has 2 7/11 videos. And one where he leaves he a girl in a parking lot who wouldn’t put it. He sperges in the comments. I recommend modding the man.

This guy is eternally angry. He could be the next great lolcow. How do we recruit him? https://youtu.be/pJMvOnImJI0

Probably just by spamming his YouTube channel. He’d probably love the attention here. If he showed up here I’m sure we’d all think it’s hilarious for about a month and then regret ever bringing him to the sub. That being said we should definitely recruit him.

SOCKSOFF.COM

Jesus. Its like tourettes guy reincarnated except its not fake

Its great how just from the accents I knew that this guy is from Long Island.

Lawn Guyland

His actual attempts at humor are pathetic, though. His only funny uploads are the ones where he gets goaded into acting like off-brand Joe Pesci. In between the tantrums he’d just sticky the most asinine shit. It would be like the worst of Lawlz combined with the worst of Darqwolff.

And one where he leaves he a girl in a parking lot who wouldn’t put it.

Are we just glossing over this?

yeah what does that mean

And one where he leaves he a girl in a parking lot who wouldn’t put it.

Which one is that? I don’t feel like scrolling through his bajillion fishing videos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGBBGmI7FAA

He gets in fights with the girl's friends or family in the comments of the video. Apparently, he was 'gunna' spend 750,000 on her so she should have put out. At least, that's what he says in the video. MF, thinking about giving me money doesn't pay the rent.

Amazing. Thank you. I now feel no remorse at all for making fun of this asswipe. She was actually in his league, he could’ve probably gotten somewhere with her if he hadn’t been the kind of antisocial sperglet who whips out his phone to film a woman when she refused to fuck you on the first date.

If you look at the clusterfuck in the youtube comments, he's saying they had a relationship and he gave her money and watched her kid. It's hard to tell, these people are all crazy trainwrecks.

Needs to divert some of that 750k into a car.

Day 2: They still haven't learned

The furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten.

• The Narrator [Dark Souls]

Hahahhahhha love this guy. Check out his other videos. This a goldmine. Like deadset, the cunt always starts these long winded anecdotes during arguments and people just get fed up with him. Like the library one. Hangs on to every single misgiving against him, like a dwarf, bet he's got a book of grudges too. Bagelcel Grudgebearer.

You can feel this boys anger hahah check out the "ghetto hoodrat" video, spits out "ghetto skank" with so much venom. Dude is a powderkeg. Well not a keg but whatever a child like version of a keg is.

You know he is the creator of fragile POC right

Literally everything on his channel is just him freaking out and bullying everyone around him 😬

Imagine getting mogged by a currycel at a gas station holy shit I feel bad for the lil man

Can't even wait in line for the bathroom without getting in a fight with a woman

Huh

He keeps asking the guy what country he's from, so I'm assuming he's American. Yet he wants to file a police report because he didn't like this guys exercise of free speech? He's right, he shouldn't have to put up with that shit. But fuck him for thinking he can take it out on everyone else in any way he pleases. Do the American thing, say something rude back with your own right to free speech and move the fuck on with your day.

That was his whole point... He was saying "you can't even take a dose of your own medicine".

Yikes, these comments are toxic. Bodyshaming? Seriously r/drama?

I’m on the Manlet’s side. Those currycels have no right to ask how tall the Manlet is. Imagine asking a girl how big her tits are. He deserves an Harassment and his day in court. Deport the two Babu’s in the back for harassing this fine gentlemanlet.

They are paki of course youd be against them you streetshitter

Imagine asking a girl how big her tits are.

lmao if you can't see the difference here you're retarded.

So when are we gonna see the superhero crossover team of The Bagelcelet, The Ice Cream Slobberer, and Ariana “Donut Rimmer” Grande?

Who gives a shit? You do realize that this is one of Hebrew Howard Stern’s characters and this whole student is just more Jew viral marketing

Mirror here: https://mirrorbot.ga/mirrors/cbunsj/

Removed by cucktube - anyone have another link?

Mirrorbot is up

Aye cheers

I think his channel is gone. None of the YouTube links in this thread are working.

So sad! Apparently there was more, this guy seems like a fuckin gold mine.

twitter thots think he's 5'5''

Imagine being of that stature 👀😳

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