You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?
He's in Buffalo, that's a solid eight in Buffalo. He gets the pick of all the husky girls who tall about their Jeeps in their tinder profiles, the fent-ed up husks of Lockport, and the pretty Asians and Indians from the suburbs whose parents weren't quite rich enough to buy them into a real school.
Yo so real quick legal advice needed: If I get in some stranger's car and tell them I'm going to fuck them, and they don't immediately react am I morally obligated to say sorry?
I also need to point out that what made me cry was not his post, but his "prose" - that's what made me transfer my whiny bitchitude.
Thanks for pointing out what made you whine like a bitch. It was obvious already but watching you come roll around on r/drama like a pig in your own shit over it really seals the deal.
You'd think someone so insecure about their writing abilities that they comment about it three times and edit their own comments would have put quotes around "my prose" in the last sentence.
When you get exhausted from being mediocre, come back to this post and remind everyone again what a whiny little bitch you are :~)
But I have never commented on my writing abilities. How in fuck are you going to be a lawyer? You suck at reading, you refer to your reddit posts as "my prose," you don't know how to use reflexive pronouns, you have no sense of syntax, you have no sense of tact, you argue facts not in evidence, and you've used "mediocre" multiple times to describe people you've never met. And anyone who uses the words prose and bitchitude in the same sentence can suck my fucking dick.
Look how mad this mediocre little bitch is getting as soon as I mention his writing abilities.
You can keep crying in 155 LSAT for me though, I'll listen. Law school's a tough experience, I wouldn't want your mental health to suffer anymore than it obviously is :(
How else would I be able to so easily identify the obvious signs of a frustrated, failing student like yourself? Being a pedantic little twerp won't bring those B minuses up and unfortunately, that 155 and piddly little scholarship are written in stone.
Lol I mean that close up glamour shot is definitely jarring and worth poking fun at considering the tone of the article. Why are they pretending to give a shit about some stranger with brain damage that committed suicide?
Because every now and then, shitty blogs like to whine and moan about the "crisis of mental health" in the law profession, because lawyers today don't know how to self-medicate with whiskey and law students.
This mediocre fool is actually proud of himself. Wow. Probably not rock bottom for you yet but still a pretty hilarious highlight on the long way down.
All you've done is avoid making real responses to people's criticisms... Do you think no one notices your overuse of adjectives and adverbs and ad hominem attacks are to avoid the fact that you have nothing of substance to say? I mean I know I'm a mediocre student with a 155 LSAT but even I picked up on that.
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1 epicbaconResurection 2019-07-11
Lawyers are known for their moral integrity
1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-11
Chadface and still killed himself 🤔
What did he mean by this?
1 byobombs 2019-07-11
He’s a 5/10 max.
1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-11
Yeah hes ugly, like the 1980 b-class movie chad
1 byobombs 2019-07-11
Lmao that’s some spot on my description my dude 😂
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-07-11
He's in Buffalo, that's a solid eight in Buffalo. He gets the pick of all the husky girls who tall about their Jeeps in their tinder profiles, the fent-ed up husks of Lockport, and the pretty Asians and Indians from the suburbs whose parents weren't quite rich enough to buy them into a real school.
1 diggity_md 2019-07-11
Husky = thicc = fat, stop lying to yourself.
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-07-11
You act like I was saying that was a good thing.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-11
🔥
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-11
Probably a manlet
1 cragbar 2019-07-11
That's a face that "summers" somewhere, which is atleast +7 for the thots that want the instagram pics.
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-07-11
Mogs me hard 😞
1 newcomer_ts 2019-07-11
The way this comment spun off into incel territory raises questions about origin of some of the fugees...
1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-11
?
1 femroot 2019-07-11
Reminds me of this video
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
Don't go to law school
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-07-11
But seriously, you are one incredibly unfunny individual.
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
And you’re seriously trying to publicly shame an anonymous account but no one here even cares.
All you’ve done is share this article about this unfortunate kid in an inappropriate forum and confused a couple people. How stupid of you.
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-07-11
Bro, where do you think you are?
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-11
Yo so real quick legal advice needed: If I get in some stranger's car and tell them I'm going to fuck them, and they don't immediately react am I morally obligated to say sorry?
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
IANAL so I will have to act as your spiritual adviser instead and suggest that you don’t do that because it’s not nice.
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-11
I anal too which is how we got in this mess.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-07-11
lol do they teach you how to do anal in law school? I knew my lawyer was a faggot
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
My stepdad taught me. Kind of a sore subject.
1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-07-11
Hopefully you learned from his mistakes and will be gentler with your stepsons/nephews
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-11
Proof?
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-11
You've only been here for an hour or so and you're already the best dramaposter I've seen in months.
1 Woolgun 2019-07-11
Stepdad didn't know about lube?
1 companyfry 2019-07-11
Shame you? We’re more like a fan club.
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
And an incredibly shitty writer for someone who wants to be a lawyer, I just can't stress that one enough
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
Thanks for pointing out what made you whine like a bitch. It was obvious already but watching you come roll around on r/drama like a pig in your own shit over it really seals the deal.
You'd think someone so insecure about their writing abilities that they comment about it three times and edit their own comments would have put quotes around "my prose" in the last sentence.
When you get exhausted from being mediocre, come back to this post and remind everyone again what a whiny little bitch you are :~)
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
But I have never commented on my writing abilities. How in fuck are you going to be a lawyer? You suck at reading, you refer to your reddit posts as "my prose," you don't know how to use reflexive pronouns, you have no sense of syntax, you have no sense of tact, you argue facts not in evidence, and you've used "mediocre" multiple times to describe people you've never met. And anyone who uses the words prose and bitchitude in the same sentence can suck my fucking dick.
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
Look how mad this mediocre little bitch is getting as soon as I mention his writing abilities.
You can keep crying in 155 LSAT for me though, I'll listen. Law school's a tough experience, I wouldn't want your mental health to suffer anymore than it obviously is :(
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
Have you actually been to law school?
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
How else would I be able to so easily identify the obvious signs of a frustrated, failing student like yourself? Being a pedantic little twerp won't bring those B minuses up and unfortunately, that 155 and piddly little scholarship are written in stone.
But don't jump off a roof about it or anything.
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
So is this what your briefs are gonna look like?
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
I take it back. If you thought that was clever, consider walking up that fire escape.
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
It was a question.
1 Ragingbull93 2019-07-11
Lol I mean that close up glamour shot is definitely jarring and worth poking fun at considering the tone of the article. Why are they pretending to give a shit about some stranger with brain damage that committed suicide?
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-07-11
Because every now and then, shitty blogs like to whine and moan about the "crisis of mental health" in the law profession, because lawyers today don't know how to self-medicate with whiskey and law students.
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
Hey! He said that to me!
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
This mediocre fool is actually proud of himself. Wow. Probably not rock bottom for you yet but still a pretty hilarious highlight on the long way down.
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
Again, what the fuck are you talking about?
1 Healthy_Client 2019-07-11
Jam your head up your ass quicker, maybe you can avoid making a real response.
1 jamespesto 2019-07-11
All you've done is avoid making real responses to people's criticisms... Do you think no one notices your overuse of adjectives and adverbs and ad hominem attacks are to avoid the fact that you have nothing of substance to say? I mean I know I'm a mediocre student with a 155 LSAT but even I picked up on that.