So cringe dude. I have a buddy that has like 3-4 “blow job girls” that’ll come over to his place pretty much any time and day and suck him off for $20-$40. This dude threw away 500 BJs on some internet thot who in turn tried to humiliate him when the well dried up. Fucking trash gussy: never worth it.
my old boss showed me exactly how to order one too. Showed the me the website and errrrthang. Kinda messed with my perception of the guy after that. I like to party and all, but that felt a little grody.
The foid is of course an evil demon but it only gains power through the submission of, may Allah forgive me for saying this word, heterosexual men. State enforced homosexual sharia is the only way forward, inshallah
State enforced homosexual sharia is the only way forward
Pete Bussygieg is America's best shot at state-enforced democratic homocracy. Fuck mediacare 4 all, I want my monthly supply of Pete approved butt plugs instead 😤
I'm going to hazard a guess that the moid in question is in his teens and has literally never experienced positive interaction with a female human before in his life. I am also too lazy to review the circumstances in detail to determine if this is true.
>I think I am the right kind of guy to be taking a leap for
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This is what happens when you're so thirsty for foissy you lose total perception of yourself.
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You're the right kind of guy who only physical contact with a female is your own mother if you think giving a e-bitch thousands of dollars in loans makes you "the one."
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1 byobombs 2019-07-11
So cringe dude. I have a buddy that has like 3-4 “blow job girls” that’ll come over to his place pretty much any time and day and suck him off for $20-$40. This dude threw away 500 BJs on some internet thot who in turn tried to humiliate him when the well dried up. Fucking trash gussy: never worth it.
1 duckraul2 2019-07-11
If only the English language had a word for this smh mayo languages
1 byobombs 2019-07-11
Lmao yeah I know they’re prostitutes, but he doesn’t fuck um, so more specifically than a whore, they’re blow job girls.
1 duckraul2 2019-07-11
Ah, the Bill Clinton defense that oral sex isn't sex, a bold strategy employed by Catholic school girls the world over
1 byobombs 2019-07-11
Almost as famous as the “poophole loophole”
1 JustLions 2019-07-11
There's also the "we'll be married in the future" to make the true Holy Trinity.
1 aqouta 2019-07-11
Oral sex is just a really empassioned kiss.
1 trexmundi 2019-07-11
Is this a legally binding precedent in American law? Because it should be.
1 Silence_Diabetic 2019-07-11
How find cheap hoes 🤠🥵
1 GourmetImp 2019-07-11
Call me bby 💦 😩😏
1 Silence_Diabetic 2019-07-11
😲😳😳😳
1 MightiestPhallus 2019-07-11
Bruh
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-07-11
my old boss showed me exactly how to order one too. Showed the me the website and errrrthang. Kinda messed with my perception of the guy after that. I like to party and all, but that felt a little grody.
1 GRIDS_Enthusiast 2019-07-11
link plz
1 smokeyphil 2019-07-11
And on that day I learned that Jim from accounting did some pretty weird shit in his own time . . .
1 1OneTwo 2019-07-11
Link please
1 brand_new_car 2019-07-11
This wouldn't happen in a country where Sharia was established.
Furthermore I believe all foids should be banned.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-11
The foid is of course an evil demon but it only gains power through the submission of, may Allah forgive me for saying this word, heterosexual men. State enforced homosexual sharia is the only way forward, inshallah
1 Woolgun 2019-07-11
Pete Bussygieg is America's best shot at state-enforced democratic homocracy. Fuck mediacare 4 all, I want my monthly supply of Pete approved butt plugs instead 😤
1 AlohaWarrior35 2019-07-11
Foids: #NOT EVEN ONCE.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-11
This dude 100% deserved it 😂😂😂
1 BlacJeesus 2019-07-11
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with moids? It seems like they dig half of the grave that they're gonna fall into.
1 trexmundi 2019-07-11
I'm going to hazard a guess that the moid in question is in his teens and has literally never experienced positive interaction with a female human before in his life. I am also too lazy to review the circumstances in detail to determine if this is true.
1 BlacJeesus 2019-07-11
Nah. Mid 20s most likely.
1 JustLions 2019-07-11
Has anybody?
1 Osterion 2019-07-11
Everyone's hating on this foid as if try wouldn't do the same thing in her place. Get'em girl, milk that cow dry.
1 BlacJeesus 2019-07-11
ok beta
1 Osterion 2019-07-11
👆
1 GRIDS_Enthusiast 2019-07-11
non-Chads subconsciously seek death
1 BlacJeesus 2019-07-11
Based and Blackpilled, Inshallah.
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-11
Very doomer pilled my dude
1 Spysix 2019-07-11
>I think I am the right kind of guy to be taking a leap for
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This is what happens when you're so thirsty for foissy you lose total perception of yourself.
​
You're the right kind of guy who only physical contact with a female is your own mother if you think giving a e-bitch thousands of dollars in loans makes you "the one."