The Bagel Saga continues, as the Bagelcel gives an exclusive tv interview.

133  2019-07-12 by Ultrashitposter

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“I better wear my best wrinkled t shirt for this interview!”

How the hell is Inside Edition still a thing?

To report on manlets. Why the fuck else would it exist, dumbass.

I'm waiting for the AMA on r/Braincels

Needs subtitles, no fucking idea what he's saying

r/Braincels is so incredible low IQ.

I am literally seething about how retarded you have to be to think that it is some kind of secret knowledge that ugly/short/disabled men have it a lot harder to get a date, especially on dating apps.

You have adult 35yo virgins who just figured out that having a face worse than a potato might be a reason why women with other options won't date them. And then they call each over "Magnus Carlsen IQ".

But it is not enough that any 10yo could figure this out, too. They base their entire ideology on not getting dates because they are ugly. Well, yes. The thing is that you are both ugly and have a shitty personality. And additionally actually a quite low IQ. Fuck.

And they are proud to not be cucks. Great! You can't be cucked if you can not get any gf! Like really great accomplishment! And they fantasize how they would not date a single mother... Like this is even an option. They would be the first to date a single mother if given the chance.

I am literally seething about how retarded you have to be to think that it is some kind of secret knowledge that ugly/short/disabled men have it a lot harder to get a date, especially on dating apps.

You haven't been on reddit then.

>And they fantasize how they would not date a single mother... Like this is even an option. They would be the first to date a single mother if given the chance.

That's because you, with your miniscule IQ, have yet to realise that braincels is mostly LARPING or Volcel.

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Nonetheless, they realise that looks>personality, which cannot be said for most people for most people on this website.

They are IQ 70 people who argue with IQ 60 people (Inceltears).

Yes.

Nonetheless, they realise that looks>personality, which cannot be said for most people for most people on this website.

But they don’t understand how much control the average man has over his looks. Owen Wilson can be considered handsome despite his schnoz because he keeps himself in shape and has good style. Women aren’t so lucky.

Foids:

> no ass - implants

> no tits - implants

> uggo - makeup/plastic surgery

> annoying/rude/dumb - do nothing

> poor - marry rich guy

Moids:

> dicklet - cope

> manlet - cope

> uggo - plastic surgery

> annoying/rude/dumb - somehow fix yourself

> poor - bootstraps

Foid mode = easy mode

Foids:

no ass

implants

💰

no tits

implants

💰

uggo

makeup/plastic surgery

💰💰💰 if you want to look half-decent

annoying/rude/dumb

do nothing

Fair enough

poor

marry rich guy

Only possible if you have everything else down pat

chubby

do nothing

Lmao

Moids:

dicklet

cope

By the time she finds out, you’ve already won

manlet

cope

This is true. But Sylvester Stallone managed pretty well.

uggo

plastic surgery

True, but less important than it is for women.

annoying/rude/dumb

somehow fix yourself

You need to fix this shit. Buck up.

poor

bootstraps

True

chubby

work out (this is the most reasonable)

True

Foid mode = easy mode

Wrong

At you including makeup in your 💰💰💰? The amount of poor/lower middle class girls I know who look like ghouls without makeup but hot with indicates you're wrong. Ofc it's an expensive hobby if they go all out with the best shit but girls of all financial backgrounds work makeup.

braincels is mostly LARPING

lmao imagine actually believing this.

Incels are retarded for not trying for single moms. If i'm bored and horny, it almost never fails since most are stuck at home with the kid.

I am literally seething about how retarded you have to be to think that it is some kind of secret knowledge that ugly/short/disabled men have it a lot harder to get a date, especially on dating apps.

Were you in the threads on /r/justiceserved and /r/publicfreakout? There were a shitton of people saying that height doesnt really matter when getting dates. You really underestimate how far people are willing to deny reality.

These subreddits are not based on those IQ 60 comments. Braincels however is literally based on an IQ 70 ideology.

Also, braincels have trouble to understand that he did not get his ass whooped because he said that women don't date him because he is short. He got gus ass whooped because he verbally and physically attacked random strangers in public. This manlet does not understand that nobody cares that he does not get laid. And neither does r/braincels.

Keep crying for braincels.

Why? Did they die?

Also anyone can get laid if you just keep your standards realistic. If youre a 4'11" manlet with a beer belly and a potato face, you either get rich or bang someone on equal footing looks wise.

Braincels: "She is only 5'3'', just like me. She is my looksmatch!"

That's pretty reductionist. If you're the same height as your girl, you both better be pretty tall or she probably doesnt have all her teeth.

In the Audacity interview, the Bagelcel is all “I’ve gone on many dates for seven years off dating sites ...”

Listen, you stupid motherfucker, if you’ve gone on “many dates,” that means that either you’re lying about your height in your profiles, in which case shame on you, or else women actually are willing to give you a chance, and they’re rejecting you after they’ve met you because you’re insufferable to be around.

To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, this guy was born with the body he deserves.

wtf

The issue isn't the fact that what they are saying is obvious. It's that in spite of it's being obvious, people will still retardedly deny it and pretend that the autists who will die virgins could somehow have avoided their fate

I don’t remember if I had a job that day

Bull fucking shit, it’s been not even 48 hours. You weren’t doing shit, admit it.

This guy is what happens when you take a gear'd up fratboy and Freaky Friday him with the body of a schlubby 38 year old midget.

Manlets once again BTFO

Dude looks like a Vegas Impersonator of Ken Block

I feel bad for this guy. I think he was out of control but this public shaming has literally ruined his life which was probably all ready not going that great for him.

same. society is literally forcing him to shoot them now.

Same. He obviously has some issues.

Small issues but issues none the less

Thank the Twitter foid who initially put him on full blast.

I will thank her. This shit is hilarious.

The dude already has multiple videos of himself confronting people about his height. Eventually it was going to blow back at him.

Homeboy literally lives in a van parked in a parking lot. If we can’t laugh at homeless 5’-tall men, who can we laugh at, buttercup?

Down by the river?

Nah, in a parking lot. Topical reference, though

Yeah but to scale him living in a van is like a regular sized person living in a 800 square foot apartment

I’m with you, bud. It’s a little much; he needs to be taken down a peg or two

Yeah I feel for this guy too. Being short ruined his life first probably.

If he was funny and nice, he probably could have overcome it, but there's a lot against him.

Short people are twice as likely to be bullied at school, for example: http://www3.scienceblog.com/community/older/2000/A/200000988.html

Anyone know a school where I can enroll in Manlet Studies?

Well that was in the field of Child Health, but more generally that would be the Social Sciences. Pretty much any university would offer that course, and would be happy with you choosing manlet studies as your own final thesis.

He's now actually saying "well I wasn't in there committing a mass shooting or anything."

This joke may not end well. This is one specific case where banning adjustable stocks could make a huge difference though.

Ya, he got the short end of the stick.

King

I love that they sent a really tall lady to the interview and that just made my day

How can one man be so based cucked?

I don't get it... the guy is clearly a video troll.

Even in that first video he is strangely specific about "women in general".

At least he famous now so I hope he cashes in.

This is a reflection of Long Island more than anything.

REEEEEpost

“Man who hates women due to women tormenting him over his height.”

sends tall woman to conduct interview

🤣🤣

I like how woke Reddit watches sad people with mental illness for entertainment.

mental illness

just because he's an angry cunt who can't control himself in public doesn't mean he has a mental illness.

an angry cunt who can't control himself in public

Literally the definition of most mental illnesses

yes, when the person in question doesn't know what they're doing

this little fucker knew exactly what he was doing. he's just an emotional pissbaby.

manlets, when will they learn

lmao what a pussy.

Never a better day to be the fan of the Golden Age Atom.

The people I truly feel sorry for are the losers who can't enjoy the angriest dwarf in New York and instead are using this opportunity to grandstand about misogyny and such. This guy is so entertaining, it defies belief.