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Big penis people are oppressing us, but we will break our chains. By taking over the means of reproduction, we will ascend beyond the filthy proletariat and establish a true equal community for smalldickcels everywhere.

Dicklet socialism will bring a new era for this post-industrial society by making everyone's penis size the same.

It’s 2019

Why can’t Elon musk just 3d print a big penis for me and amazon can deliver it to my house

I tried to 3d print my own dick, but the build plate only allows 9.6"

You can get a cadaver penis transplant.

only if you get your dick blown off though right?

i don't think anyone's gotten one just to get one

They have to put your dicklet on the dead guy out of disrespect for the dead.

Damn. Would be better if they did it to living redditors and then let you mog him with it afterwards.

A spector is haunting dicklets.

Being a dicklet and a manlet would be the worst.

7 inches is average size now?

No wonder aznidentity and Indians are so full of anger. Imagine not only being a manlet, but also a member of a country with statically the smallest dicks.

Self reported yeah. Actual measurements usually say 5.5 ish. No real differences between races or height.

Imagine not being a 6'3" Chad packing a solid 6 inches.

6 inches

😂 Ok dicklet

You know what’s really fun?

When your little brother gets the good genes and is 5 inches taller with a huge dick.

But he also inherited my moms weird skin condition so I guess it’s a balance

Does he have eczema or something?

And how do you know how big your brothers dick is?

it's some type of fungus

and that faggot walks around with super tight short briefs on so we all see the outline of his dick

Beat the shit out of him to assert dominanceor you're a faggot

lol i'm a fat alcoholic and he's a firefighter

i might lose

Cope. Beat him over the head with a beer bottle

well i'm already way stronger but i chain smoke and drink like crazy so i get winded in two seconds

lol i'm a fat alcoholic

Unless that selfie you posted was incredibly shopped you're not fat

Don't shame alcoholics, some of us enjoy being degenerates.

You ever heard of growers and showers?

6 inches lmao dicklets, if you're not 7" and thick as fuck it's over for you.

It's over for le 56%cels.

She and her colleagues published a study of 1,661 men living throughout the United States that found that 83 percent had penile lengths shorter than standard condoms. The average length was 5.57 inches.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/12/health/condoms-penis-size.html

average measurements include women so the average for men is around 11 inches though

average is slighty under/around 5-5.5.

7 inches is top 10 percentile, if not more exclusive.

TFW I have blue eyes (3% chance) AND a top 10th percentile dick. This thread makin' me feel like a Chad even though in reality I'm a friendless loser 😎😎😎

You can still reverse-cope if you're under 6ft 😎

If not, you're a volcel 😩😩

I'm over 6ft, have an incredible voice people randomly fawn over, good bone structure, some muscle mass and not a noticeable amount of fat, good and interesting hobbies, blue eyes and a 10th percentile dick as already mentioned, and my own apartment with a little bit of spending money. But I'm fucking retarded, it's extremely rare for me to form any sort of attachment or emotional connection to anybody (even mild), and I barely leave the house except to work. I'm the rare autistic shut-in Chad.

I've had plenty of relationships though so not totally incel lmao.

Cope

Haha I haven't spoken to anyone outside of work and online in several months I'm totally not a total loser Bros

Maybe you should try MGTOWWOTM.

Lmao what's that acronym for? But nah unironically I genuinely prefer lonerism to a large degree. I just gotta find a gril and I'm good, and when I feel like putting in the effort, getting a gril ain't hard.

girl

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This is the way of the true hard ficked warrior. Like respects like mgood gentlesir.

I don't trust women with penis measurements. I had a girlfriend measure my dick once and she was someone added more than an inch to my actual length. And of coarse, I didn't correct her.

So she measured you at a whopping inch and a half?

Cocks are practically magical creatures to women, beasts of terrible power yet of such beauty.

Women over estimate dick lengths too. They easily perceive an average dick as huge.

Always feel bad for these guys, but I think most of them probably aren’t as small as they think. I used to think I was a dicklet, but I still just thought “whatever, have sex”.

Porn is a big part of it. It’s also self-reinforcing. People that have big schlongs are going to be less conservative about posting nude photos online, so then it seems like they are the average.

Ya. How does it go?

My ex was wonderful with his 0.75 chub, my current bf is 24” btw but it’s not that great.

chad six inch

Shhh

chad six inch

Girls make fun of little 6 inchers dude. I've been through it.

Pro tip date an asian girl they think 6-7 in is huge

Lol sorry dicklet it’s 8.25 inch and up now

No they don't lmao. 6 inches is above average. I have a 6.5 inch dick and I've had multiple comments about my size. If girls are making fun of you for 6 inches you're probably measuring from the balls or something.

6 inches is above average

maybe in SRD 🤭

I wasn't the one to measure it, it fell short of what was considered the 7 inch average. I'm well aware there are many little wieners out there, but they don't seem to be getting laid. Girls talk differently with each other then to you obviously.

Something tells me I'm speaking to a sexually inexperienced zoomer whose only experience is with other sexually inexperienced zoomer teenagers. 6 inches is not a small dick and adult women are not going to be commenting behind your back about how small your 6 inch dick is.

They'll mock a 6 incher if they're a whore.

I'm not a chad and I have a 7 incher.

I'm normal build. Mesomorph

That whole ectomorph endomorph mesomorph thing is bullshit and just an excuse for being emaciated, painfully average, or fat.

K

You don't exactly make your body give you a built look without you ever hitting the gym.

I agree, but there’s no three specific molds of natural body types. It’s about how you treat your body and how your built. They’re are all sorts of combinations of body compositions and structures that exist, it’s not limited to three.

I think the /r/drama pornhub channel is writing itself

Being an emaciated manlet is actually one of the keys to looking like you have a huge dick.

I'm only halfway kidding, there is a reason why porn dudes tend to be pretty short, and porn women are downright tiny.

I dunno. I've known girls who said they preferred their bf's under-average cock. It did make me go hmmmmm but mostly I was a bit buttmad they were so happy to share that their bf's cock was below average.

That's why I went hmmm. But idk, it's been said in judgementless sex convos between my ex and friends where you wouldn't necessarily need to be defensive.

That's because most women on reddit are tiny Asian girls.

My dick is 5ish inches and I've never heard a single comment about it in my entire life and I do the sex from time to time with different people like, maybe the girls enjoyed themselves less, but they sure pretended otherwise, and that's all that really matters.

At lease he didn't say sexytimes.

with le wife

"Shagged me hoe"

You're problem is giving a shit what women think. Duh.

The worst part is that even most porn dicks aren't that big. Once you get beyond 7 inches the amount of men who even exist at that size is so small that maybe a few dozen are involved in the industry, and even 7 inchers aren't that common. Plus bigger dicks tend to have erectile dysfunction problems. Most porn actors have 6 inch dicks, which they hide via camera angles and by using smaller girls in the videos. There is a reason tall women can't do porn.

There is a reason tall women can't do porn

Wrong!

You can't just make a wild claim like that without a source!

No one faps for free. Do the work and reverse image search it, lazy cunt.

Do you have a source on that?

Source?

A source. I need a source.

Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.

No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.

You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.

Do you have a degree in that field?

A college degree? In that field?

Then your arguments are invalid.

No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.

Correlation does not equal causation.

CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.

You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.

Nope, still haven't.

I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.

Behold

Laurent philips is 5'10, tall but not a giant. The other chick is only 4'6 though lmao

I like my women smaller tbh, they usually have nicer curves.

Though generally I think you're right, smaller women are preferred in porn, even when you discount the relative dick size in most porn men are the dominant ones and the dynamic looks better with smaller women.

FemDom is probably where you'd often find the taller women.

Tall chicks are usually milfs or amazons so yeah.

Also, guys lie about size.

Women have even worse spatial awareness ability than men, so they just go "yeap that looks like 7'".

Porn usually hires manlets because while they tend to have smaller dicks, they have proportionately larger dicks compared to their height. A well hung manlet can be slightly above average, but look massive.

I used to also think I was a dicklet. But I've never been with a bitch you didn't love it.

Dilate

Women don't fuss over dick size as much as people think. It's like men and tit size. Not all men want giant tits, usually they're cool with what ever comes their way.

Just imagine being a manlet-dicklet.

Literally worse than being in a concentration camp.

I have a feeling it might backfire, and I'd have to hear about them more often. Better to just deport quickly. Shorties will be more welcome in Squatemala anyhow.

Big dicks though, lemme tell you. No problem there.

See above post.

Dicklets should be relocated to former leper colonies.

4.5 is an awfully specific number OP. Hmmmm

4.5 is an awfully specific number OP. H

Definitely picked the largest number that would keep him out of the leper colonies.

Also women with tiny tits will go also.

Put them on an island and give me the coordinates.

Nah man, it's the black dicklets that really drew the short straw.

Being a manlet or an asian with a decent dick is bad too, even tho you didnt lost society thinks youre a loser

Fat. Bald. Short.

If you're more than one, your life may as well be over.

Shot.

Yeah that really helps with the life being over part.

I'm a manlet-big dick chad, the best combination. The small size of the body only emphasises the ridiculous mass of the schlong.

> giving a shit about female satisfaction

Lmao, cucks.

6-7 being the golden dick should be considered lifefuel

👆👆👆

Quite literally 50% above the ethnicity average lol.

He isn't wrong he's just a clown

I can't imagine being one of them. The worst thing is that being short correlates with small dick. Just damn

It's the only real correlation they've found, but even so not especially strong. There are a lot of tall dicklets out there, and it only looks worse on them.

Does anyone have a link to the twox post

Anyone have an evolutionary theories as to why small dicks haven't been totally bred out of the species by now?

Maybe it's because having a small dick doesn't actually affect reproduction or any meaningful outcomes 🤔 but that wouldn't allow these dicklets to have a victim complex

Because it's not just DNA. It's a state of mind.

If you grow up full of testosterone and confidence, you're going to have a whopping big penis.

If you grow up all timid and meek, frightened of the daylight and doing things, you're going to have a dicklet.

You should publish

This but unironically. Testosterone increases clit size so I imagine it increases dick size too. Doing physical labor and stuff increases testosterone. Acting like a man instead of a pussy during puberty should help you schlong sproing.

It was already said unironically, apologies for any confusion.

We’ve been fucking for 200k years and giving a shit if women enjoy it for 40

Back in the day a king could be a ticket and still have thousands of bastard offspring because he is king

That means you've got a large portion of the population who carry the dicklet gene because an ancestor was the bastard offspring of king dicklet

Dicklets could just rape babies into the world for almost the entirety of human history. Not anymore. Hence mayocide

IVF

They have, human dicks are ridiculously big compared to body size for apes. But someone is always going to be on the sad side of the bell curve.

The difference isn't that big, is it? Proportional to body size, Chimps and Bonobos actually have it better. That's supposedly cuz we're promiscuous though, and bigger straw means seed falls closer to the baby spot.

Is there anything more pathetic than being insecure about your dick size I bet people with actual micropeens don't cope this hard

It is known.

I've decided my research goal in medicine will be finding an actual dick enlargement pill. Whoever can make that happen will probably unseat Bezos

Conservative estimate, if anyone invents a dick growing drug they'll have to immediately invent a vagina growth drug

I like the implication that half of women would be chomping down these pills. It's certainly my fetish.

Cervixes around the globe shudder in terror.

Dude that’s what I tell my buddy that’s in medicine. A real working dick enlargement wouldn’t just unseat Bezos. You could buy 50 Amazons with that money

This is why you become gay and bottom you absolute losers.

Well tbh I’d rather have a peanut than be a trollxer

lol imagine having a <7” penis or being under 6’ tall

I feel legitimate putty for these people. I mean my dick isn’t that big either (7.5 inches) but man, I can’t imagine being even SMALLER than that 😢

Heres the TwoX thread, if anyone's curious

Twoxers can’t fit them into their folds anyway

Lazy bitch was talking about measuring it and never got back to the thread.

Also, lmao at the dicklets being upset that someone got to bang one of the TwoX hogs.

Imagine the smell

The amount of dramatards desperate to offhandedly mention their dick size in this thread is hilarious.

legit, grow up idiots

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7 inch btw

Fuck Ohio

Before I hit puberty I unironically thought I would be a dicklet forever. When I was 18 I finally got a thot to hop on ma lil slugger but she winced and said to go slow because he’s grown into a BIG CHUGGER.

Was always sceptical but when I was cheating on my gf for the first time some slut wouldn’t go on top because it made her coochie go owchie.

Another time years later I got with some bitch friend of a friend who I sorta knew from college. She straight up said “omg” at my dick and then tried to take a photo when I wasn’t looking.

Anyway the moral of the story is that I have a big dick.

P.s. why haven’t the incelcels realised that a big dick isn’t going to attract women, only retain the ones who liked it enough to come back.

His life was ruined because a foid enjoyed a perfectly average cock. Ooof.

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