In 13 Going On 30, Jen Garner travels forward and back in time. What does she do with the knowledge she gained in the future? Prevent 9/11? Stop Serbs from doin' genocide? Kill the Kardashians before they could ruin the world? Nope. She marries Mark Ruffalo. Is she supposed to be the "good guy?"

77  2019-07-13 by HomoSapiensAreGay

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>prevent 9/11

that's what a cuck would do. A real man would become a billionaire from sports gambling like Biff in Back to the Future and then invest in Haliburton.

youd have to do it fast before butterfly effect ruins your bets

Or, OR, you could do both and still reap all the tasty benefits of being a nationwide hero and rich as fuck. Work smarter, not harder, this is why (((they))) are running everything.

Preventing 9/11 wouldn’t make you a national hero. The most that would happen is that the terrorists would be prevented from boarding their flights. Unless you decided to get a team and do something flashy like hijack the hijackers midflight, but that would just lead to even more distrust and conspiracy theories.

In 11.22.63 James Franco does this, but people are quick to kick his ass and rob him from winning so much money off bets with really bad odds. So, idk.

if you stop the serbs from committing genocide then we wouldn't have all the music that came from that decade. that's like destroying those bhudda statues in afghanistan, it's a crime against humanity destroying art

Good Post

Lawlz u forgot to switch from alt

Thanks for admitting the Serbs did the genocide. 👼

Shes a woman. She isnt going to remember the dates of anything. If there was a sequel it would feature her being oddly racist towards brown people until the towers fall.