In 13 Going On 30, Jen Garner travels forward and back in time. What does she do with the knowledge she gained in the future? Prevent 9/11? Stop Serbs from doin' genocide? Kill the Kardashians before they could ruin the world? Nope. She marries Mark Ruffalo. Is she supposed to be the "good guy?"
77 2019-07-13 by HomoSapiensAreGay
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10 comments
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-13
>prevent 9/11
that's what a cuck would do. A real man would become a billionaire from sports gambling like Biff in Back to the Future and then invest in Haliburton.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-07-13
youd have to do it fast before butterfly effect ruins your bets
1 DrZerglingMD 2019-07-13
Or, OR, you could do both and still reap all the tasty benefits of being a nationwide hero and rich as fuck. Work smarter, not harder, this is why (((they))) are running everything.
1 MankillingMastodons 2019-07-13
Preventing 9/11 wouldn’t make you a national hero. The most that would happen is that the terrorists would be prevented from boarding their flights. Unless you decided to get a team and do something flashy like hijack the hijackers midflight, but that would just lead to even more distrust and conspiracy theories.
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-07-13
In 11.22.63 James Franco does this, but people are quick to kick his ass and rob him from winning so much money off bets with really bad odds. So, idk.
1 FreeDirlewanger 2019-07-13
if you stop the serbs from committing genocide then we wouldn't have all the music that came from that decade. that's like destroying those bhudda statues in afghanistan, it's a crime against humanity destroying art
1 snallygaster 2019-07-13
Good Post
1 Silence_Diabetic 2019-07-13
Lawlz u forgot to switch from alt
1 pm_me_dogs111 2019-07-13
Thanks for admitting the Serbs did the genocide. 👼
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-07-13
Shes a woman. She isnt going to remember the dates of anything. If there was a sequel it would feature her being oddly racist towards brown people until the towers fall.