Foid cancels the incel menace in AITA's latest fanfic.

208  2019-07-13 by theydoitforfREEE

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The good thing about this community, is it’s still based on consent, as no one is fattened against their will. In a way it’s admirable seeing these women do this to themselves, as it shows a real dedication to work against the grain of society and become the sizes they do.

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The singularity can’t come fast enough

He’s not even a bad looking guy! Just a little short at 5’6”.

Hilarious touch. Shortcels wrecked.

"Ha-..ha...I may be a kissless virgin but...at least I'm not an incel!"

Sir we're reaching cope levels off the charts.

I checked to see if he already posts on Inceltears, but it turns out he posts on CTH so I think he’s all set.

Could be worse, could be a dramacel.

Imagine.

No thanks.

HEY! I might be a kissless virgin, but I can suck my own cock so get fucked.

I was under the impression I was in like company.

Meaning everybody here is a gigachad.

Imagine not looking like this

Excuse me, Sir, I'm going to ask you to leave. You need to be at least a Brad to post in drama.

Gays are inherently at least between Brad and Chad, simply for subduing other men as our own.

But we all have sex, mostly gay sex

dramacels FUCK

Only a matter of time until he becomes...

I dare those TERFS to scorn me now...

In what world do they think women find self loathing commies attractive.

I'm not an incel I'm just a guy who women refuse to touch

M A X X C O P E

Imagine coping this seethetly

Had a girl pull back on what would’ve been my first kiss

Who tries kissing someone without knowing 100% that they are interested? Is this the birth of a male feminist?

Mod him now, he's janitorial material

I’m a lonely 19 year old too. Had a girl pull back on what would’ve been my first kiss the other day

"A... At least I'm on an Inkel, though. Right, guys!?! I mean, I may be involuntarily celibate but at least I'm not a misogynist!"

I clicked the link before I came into the comments here, and I had already picked out that line to quote.

It's such a perfect juxtaposition.

It’s practically art.

This is why I think that AITA is one of the best subreddits. The stories are all obviously false, but the reactions are real. People are genuinely this retarded, and they also kowtow to f*ids this hard.

Absolutely. Make a post about a moid exposing some toxic sugar-baby female friend to her group chat and watch the seethe.

Remember the one about the guy who said he jerked off to his friend's e-thot pics? They likened it to rape. But a woman exposing an incel? Powerful and inspiring.

Yeah that was classic. The logic is impossible to follow.

And people have been saying lately, "isn't this just propaganda?" to which the obvious response is, "is it actually propaganda if your enemies act exactly how you say they do?"

High quality bait.

it turns out he posts to a LOT of subs like /r/braincels, /r/mensrights /r/MGTOW, just to name a few.

Lost me there. Author should have went with braincels, TD, and one of those edgy humor subs. Doubt any guy with friends in real life posts on MGTOW if they're not divorced or under 21.

MGTOWWOM

humor subs

Quite a loose definition of humor ur using there sir

Meant something like frenworld. Sad honk. Sad honk.

She mentioned some trifecta of subs that is mutually exclusive. 1 incel. 1 divorced sub that got so jilted theyre living out of an RV away from society. 1 sub for how to not pay child support and get away with sexual harassment. Theyre like Hogwarts houses: you can only pick 1 faction.

Read

Another

Book

Yikes, you sound like a Slytherin (Incel). Let's unpack this:

  1. YA Fiction is the pinnacle of Western culture. It's our modern day Shakespeare
  2. There are 8 books in the series.

Assuming the post is real the foid is just the most generic reddit feminist that doesn't have any political views past "men bad" because she got called a slut by some gigachad in middle school after she had the football team run a train on her at 13.

I speak only figuratively, of course.

Not enough talk about feelings and other pointless detail. I am sensing XY chromosomes in every artistically optimized sentence. That sub should really delete itself for merely be a "social experiment" testing ground.

Congrats on using all the words off the incel vocabulary laundry list.

cope

Braincels is quarantines so she literally would have no idea he posted there unless she was already subscribed...

Shoulda said r/short

I wonder

Bait indeed but it does highlight a very important element of the commenters in that thread:

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Redditors either don't have friends, or are very shitty friends.

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Like imagine being the kind of disloyal piece of shit that calls someone a friend, but will publicly shame and ostracize them at the drop of a hat over whatever they shitpost on reddit.

Imagine not directly linking your Reddit posts to your friends in groupchats

Its interesting to see the "talking points" of the various fish that school to the bait though. Example; lots of "incel is an ideology with a body count", so I wonder what subs are brigading these posts.

Also, incelism has to have one of the lowest ideological body counts ever. Even if you attributed every death to it if the killer identified as an incel, we're talking under 100. Now compare that to the HAES bodycount, the commie body count, and the deontology body count.

Wait... I just literally read an AITA post also made five hours ago (as of now) from a man asking AITA for defending my forever alone friend who a female called out as an incel? The background is a little different but I wouldn’t be surprised if they are both shit posts trying to gauge how people answer on each side of the argument. Either that y’all both came here to find out if Y T A at the same time.

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obese hamster turns wheel slowly

lmao they even left in the unnecessary little detail that one guy out of the group stuck by the incel guy, and now here's a post by the man himself! Bet they think they're so fucking clever

>it's another creative writing: the post

he's a little short at 5'6"

Not even trying and the sub just ate it up.

The guy deserves it for letting the foid find his account.

It's fake, retard

shush. It's more fun if you don't break kayfabe.

Jesus fuck, how have I never thought to refer to baitposts as kayfabe?

Because you're too busy touching yourself at night

It's lies from the first word. Incels don't have friends.

He’s not even a bad looking guy! Just a little short at 5’6”.

manlets on suicide watch

I think this is why you shouldn’t be allowed to create throwaway accounts for the sole purpose of posting on a relationship or advice sub like AITA because you can say absolutely anything you want and there’s nothing anyone can do to prove it’s bullshit.

And what's bad about this?

Anybody else find it hilarious that a bunch of reddit virgins think it’s good that a fellow virgin got publicly outed?

2007: kids call each other virgins in school 2019: adults call each other virgins but this time it’s srs guys I swear virgins are basically ISIS ok 😤

Because not even incels want to be associated with incels.

Since being an incel means you're both ugly and have a disgusting personality, most virgins stick to term "virgins" instead of "incels".

Incel or virgin, they can call themselves whatever they want but it won’t change the despair and shame their parents feel

being an incel means you're both ugly and have a disgusting personality

I'm glad I only have a disgusting personality, so getting laid isn't a problem.

Real excerpt from that thread:

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If you found out they posted about wanting to kill all jews on Stormfront, would you still respect his privacy?

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You heard it here folks. Virgins are literally Nazis now.

Imagine being such a virgin you genocide a whole race lmao

nazi were virgin you dont know?

Did you know the word 'Roastie' appears in Mein Kampf 42 times?

I may be a virgin but at least I'm not an Incel

-The Redditor motto

Sorry sweaty, if you post the bad thoughts anonymously then you deserve to have your life ruined.

This is really good bait tho

As much as I love you guys, I really wish none of this Internet shit was ever invented.

It was great before Twitter. I consider that to be the turning point.

2008 was the year it really went to shit

I think it was the digital millennium act.

The best way to defeat hate is to shine a hard light on it.

NTA

And by shine a light on it, I mean out him as an enemy and completely forgo talking to him like an adult/friend

Right? Like assuming this story is true, this 19 year old is bitter because he can't get a GF. He turns to retards on the internet and has his beliefs reinforced. The only thing he has going for him in real life is this chat group with his friends, and now this chick just fucking ended that for him.

"Oh but it's not her responsibility"

Ok then, she could have gone to one of the dudes in the group and been like, hey I found so and so's posts on reddit, and he seems to be in a pretty bad place, maybe you could talk to him.

Just immediately posting that shit to the group for the sole purpose of turning everyone against him, and to shame him, does what? It reinforces his beliefs, and cuts off any NORMAL social interactions he had. Now all this guy has is his incel buddies on reddit. Great job asshole.

Of course, I am writing paragraphs of text in reply to fanfiction so, whatever.

The not my responsibility excuse is hilarious. It’s not my responsibility to help him or talk to him, but it’s my responsibility to try and ruin him.

Fids don't know any method of conflict resolution that isn't public shaming. This is why you *should** be a rabid misogynist and every man before 2000 was.

People are reading men are better than women by dick masterson

Here's the "opposing" post, but it's slightly different.

Obviously the responses are completely opposite, the braincels poster who wrote them is already polishing his dad's unsupervised glock. Don't go to school tomorrow.

Loser gussy outs loser bussy as a redditer i honestly love posts like this because you will always find the most sincere fucking loser on reddit come out to defend it

I was bracing myself mentally for the inevitable NTAs and serious white knight answers as I read the post. Not dissapointed PepeLaugh

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Using twitch emotes in reddit is absolutely WeirdChamp but alright.

Using WeirdChamp unironically forsenWhat Pepepains.

Imagine not only watching Forsen, but going around admitting proudly that you do.

I'd honestly my kid come out as a furry than one of those.

Implying you’ll ever have kids LULW MALDNESS RISING monkaGIGA 👉📈 MALDNESS RISING monkaGIGA 👉📈 MALDNESS RISING monkaGIGA 👉📈

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He’s not even a bad looking guy! Just a little short at 5’6”.

Being a manlet is even worse than being a disfigured Iraq War veteran. At least you know your children won't be born disfigured if you have them with the vet and you can work up the excuse with your friends that he was actually good looking when you started dating but then he came back like this and you stuck with him because you love him. There's no excuse for dating a manlet.

I’m a lonely 19 year old too. Had a girl pull back on what would’ve been my first kiss the other day but I’m not sitting here blaming her or women as a whole for my own issues.

LOL, pathetic virgin trying to pull the male feminist persona while the psychopathic resentment festers inside him. I'd link this to the group as well, they might want to distance themselves from him in the future.

Foids making trouble where there wasn't any? I know it's a creative writing exercise but that fact makes it already believable.

Redditors - The death penalty should NEVER be used, EVERYONE can be redeemed!

Also Redditors - This guy is a fucking lost cause, you should ostracize him, and cut him off from all of his friends! No way can he be redeemed!

“I don’t know much about Reddit but I know the stereotypes of all these subs”

Imagine posting this about pizza shill

The best way to defeat hate is to shine a hard light on it.

Not having sex is hate.

He’s not even a bad looking guy! Just a little short at 5’6”.

Yeah being short is considered "bad looking" in today's society. People should stop pretending otherwise.

Anyone who unironically thinks that all women are whores should be reminded that all men are basically whores too and it's really just that their expectations were fucked with because they were a naive little kid who believed everything they were told and saw on TV and that's actually the real problem which will probably end up fucking them over for their entire life.

He’s not even a bad looking guy! Just a little short at 5’6”.

thank god and good genetics that I'm 6'4.