That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
Swear there's going to be a scene in this where James Bond looks at his phone confused to find a 10 message long series of tweets by her going off on how the act of killing enemy agents is too much of a white and male space.
James Bond should be a Mayo. Black panther should be a black dude.
Instead of recasting Mayo roles in well established movies in the name of diversity, they should write some original plots that star menthols.
Oh wait, basketball-Americans literally have no culture besides making songs about "Nigga nigga bitch nigga rape nigga motherfuckin weed nigga prison nigga hoes and bitches nigga" and Louis Armstrong and welfare.
If xer was trans I could get behind they. Fuck they should recast Bond as a black guy but say he is transracial, that would upset menthols and inselaffen.
they have a pretty big vocabulary. they were written in the 50s and 60s for adults, not books written for stupid zoomer kids. plus they don't even have pictures like capeshit does.
It sounds more like they are trying to reboot Bond as female. I don't recall their being a ton of hate when Idris Elba was considered for the new Bond.
Rebooting the universe with a female bond is pretty much the stupidest thing i've read online so far this week though so I don't doubt that's what the plan is.
It works if ,like a previous dramatard said, they keep the Bond part of Bond intact. Like she could be sleeping around with hot, submissive guys for info and to feel sad when they get murdered by the villain, and generally act as a smooth, cocky spy. Unfortunately, I don't think they're doing that.
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That is interesting, because did you know It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven.
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1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-07-15
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1 jannydoit4free 2019-07-15
Swear there's going to be a scene in this where James Bond looks at his phone confused to find a 10 message long series of tweets by her going off on how the act of killing enemy agents is too much of a white and male space.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-15
James Bond should be a Mayo. Black panther should be a black dude.
Instead of recasting Mayo roles in well established movies in the name of diversity, they should write some original plots that star menthols.
Oh wait, basketball-Americans literally have no culture besides making songs about "Nigga nigga bitch nigga rape nigga motherfuckin weed nigga prison nigga hoes and bitches nigga" and Louis Armstrong and welfare.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2019-07-15
James Bond remains a mayo lmao
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-15
You forgot Tyler Perry. They love Tyler.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-15
True, my favorite black dude still remains Tariq
https://mobile.twitter.com/tariqnasheed?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-15
Ah the Black Alex Jones. He’s so based.
1 MexicoLaHill 2019-07-15
I hope they make James Bond a trans black woman in the next movie just so it offends you and you alone
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-15
If xer was trans I could get behind they. Fuck they should recast Bond as a black guy but say he is transracial, that would upset menthols and inselaffen.
1 cuckadoodlewho 2019-07-15
I hope tranny bond is just passable enough to use both bathrooms, think of the plot lines that could create.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-15
I want an autistic black trans Muslim Bond in a wheelchair.
1 pepperouchau 2019-07-15
>pale curryeaters
>white
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-07-15
James Bond is still a mayo. This is a new agent working with him.
You mayos are too lazy to read before they you complaining.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-15
No one cares what you think you filthy Kaffir.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-07-15
To this day I still don't understand why people try so hard to shit on him as Bond. I felt he fit the role just fine and performed well
1 HomoSapiensAreGay 2019-07-15
...because he can't act. At all.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-07-15
I disagree
1 Grundleberries 2019-07-15
It was already bad enough that James Bond was, and may Allah forgive me for uttering these phrases, an Australian, a Scot and an Irish man.
1 KARMA145 2019-07-15
Brozzer, may Allah guide you to the right path. I'll make dua for you.
1 Grundleberries 2019-07-15
Assalamu alaykum, brozzer. 👳🏻♂️
1 KARMA145 2019-07-15
Wa ‘alaykum al-salaam.
1 My_dad_beat_me_blind 2019-07-15
Someone in that thread is talking about James Bond books... Yikes. Is that more or less than reading Starshit or Capeshit “””books”””
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-07-15
they have a pretty big vocabulary. they were written in the 50s and 60s for adults, not books written for stupid zoomer kids. plus they don't even have pictures like capeshit does.
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-15
To be fair, adults in the 50s and 60s were just as retarded at kids today.
1 Organic_End 2019-07-15
Don't care about the skin, but Bond is a not a chick.
1 Metatron58 2019-07-15
It sounds more like they are trying to reboot Bond as female. I don't recall their being a ton of hate when Idris Elba was considered for the new Bond.
Rebooting the universe with a female bond is pretty much the stupidest thing i've read online so far this week though so I don't doubt that's what the plan is.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-15
It works if ,like a previous dramatard said, they keep the Bond part of Bond intact. Like she could be sleeping around with hot, submissive guys for info and to feel sad when they get murdered by the villain, and generally act as a smooth, cocky spy. Unfortunately, I don't think they're doing that.
1 KARMA145 2019-07-15
Hollywood going for diversity, but somehow they always forget that there are other races than african.
1 MG87 2019-07-15
People keep believing this is happening and it's hilarious