You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

Snapshots:

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And yet each of us is still alone in this world.

Wrong you retarded moron

Siamese twins

Incel DESTROYED with FACTS and LOGIC

Oh man did you ever see that tales from the crypt about siamese twins? That was pretty spooky.

3% of the subscribers are my alts.

I hope we get quarantined within a week

We’ve got enough magatards in here that it’s a distinct possibility we will. Ahs bags and tags em and then keeps tabs on them so that if the concentration of them gets too high, they give their favorite troon g*mer blogger the heads up, an article gets cooked up, and they get wokeified/canceled, as nature intended

This is actually exactly how rabbits and wolves keep each other's numbers in check.

Honestly boomer magatards are the biggest existential threat to peace outside of mayos, even though there’s a big overlap. Their memes are a threat to this once great nation. Minorities and other morons cannot understand the subtle dogwhistles of racism and nuanced calls for complete and total fascism, so as a woke white man, it is my job and the job of all truly woke allies to keep them from seeing such effrontery, as their tiny brains cannot manage such images. As an ally in the community, I organize ride programs to get them to the polls(driving is far too complex and requires motor skills which they find confusing) and to get them to the dmv for identification(it’s a scientific fact that they cannot articulate their need for ids without supervision). Do your part as an ally to combat racism today!

Thankfully they've decided the enemy of the week is actually /r/yiffinhell. RIP PoorLilMarco.

Where's a bingo grid for subs that are gonna get the axe?

/r/watchredditdie

/r/whitebeauty

/r/drama

Can't think of any more atm

AHS should give us the list so we can mass-ban them and get below 100k again.

Is that how we're 500 subs under 100K all of a sudden?

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You been banning people?

Hopefully!

Ehavvulate. Inside u

we need to ban 100% of non approved posters

Ban everyone except the mods

ban all.the mods besides trappysara

she should start posting her nudes in the sub, it will clear out a lot of the boomers we've acquired recently

It's settled, then

she should start posting her nudes in the sub

She'll just get banned again.

Nah she'll ask sarah permission

i wish

do it, we're counting on you to save us from the rightoid menace. make drama great again etc etc

orbiters are worse than boomers

ban everyone and allow people to come back by posting trappy tributes.

Turn it into a trappy sara dick pic sub.

Just ban all users

whoa whoa whoa there fella I was an approved submitter-cel once on a different account. gimme time to get my rep back

Imagine not having an established PGP key with the mods here to permit easy cross-account authentication

imagine not speaking dork

no one knows ur key old man. they just see the pgp signature and eyes glaze over.

justcool has it

I wouldn't be at all surprised if this was true

It's also published here for easy reference

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/7uh2uq/with_this_extra_income/dtkaq9m/

I literally have metamask linked to my drama account. I get BAT for watching drama themed ads(which I masturbate to)

I'm not super knowledgeable about security, so help me understand: How is a PGP key useful for identity verification? Anyone could just post your public key if it's ever posted in any sort of public place, and posting your private key would fuck your security, wouldn't it?

you use the private key to sign text and then the public key can be used to verify you have control of the private key

More in detail, private/public key pairs work (figuratively) like this:

https://www.khanacademy.org/computing/computer-science/cryptography/modern-crypt/v/diffie-hellman-key-exchange-part-1

(4:31)

Radical centrist take?

Take approvedcels irrespective of ethnic background and institute a breeding program to make a true Master Race.

wanting to ban lolcows

smh

Approvedposters are the biggest lolcows on the site

If you get off on autists spamming stale memes to try to fit in

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/bkc5if/calling_all_drama_llamas_srdines_mdefugees/emfxwlh/

Not this again...

The purge was supposed to stop this, our immigration policies need to be completely overhauled

it's failure to secure borders that got us into this mess

How much longer do we need to suffer

I hate everything about this.

One month old account 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Imagine not making a new account every month to stop reddit profiting off your posts. Might as well be buying gold smh

The idea of any of the abortions I excrete onto this website having any monetary value is too amusing to me

Just fyi you can copy all your subscribed subreddits easily by going to My subreddits > View all > Multireddit and copying the url. Then you can easily subscribe to them with your new account.

Having said that I use this trick less and less now that this shithole has become facebook-lite and every sub is full of braindead normies parroting what they've been told and making ad-friendly jokes. 9gag is funnier than this site now.

Imagine wanting people on reddit to recognize you

Only approvedcel things 🤮🤮🤮

based blue checkmark

But I like recognition in any form because my parents neglected me.

It's time to purge again

This time let’s ban the entire fucking sub

Subscribed as well. Just had to after those "Inshallahs". Cracked me up as an ex-muslim.

Nice

Thanoscels cope

Daddy can you hear me?

IT'S OVER!!!!

ew

MAGAcels and Chapocel purge?

One milestone closer to the death of this sub! Can't wait for it!

congrats ya'll!!!

I feel exactly the same as when people congratulate me on my 36th birthday. Yeah, yeah, I'm one year closer to dying, thank you all very much.

what if ur 1 year closer to immorality?? 2050 is yoti.

We need chakra emojis for this new age bullshit.

immorality

Seems genuinely likely.

no doubt. im planning on being the first immortal tranni

Y'see Saruh, I was poking a bit of light fun at the typo in your preceding comment.

i have never typoed once in m ylife

36?! That's Boomer territory

Didnt realize you were a boomer

gifs for antz

u work with what ur given, daddy

I'm trying to find the webm of Jules from"Euphoria" getting pounded by a 55 y/o grey-bush to use as a pop-culture response, but I'm having a brain-fart. Give me one second

found it

https://is2.4chan.org/tv/1562552128210.webm

so are we gonna swap spit and touch dicks or what? stop teasing and start space-docking or go fly a kite

sorry daddy but ive got csgo to practice

why don't you practice on CSGO-ing down on my harry ballsac?

next time get an injection of bantz along with those estrogen hormones ya softy

look old man, not everyone can be around all night injecting adderall into their balls. some of us got things to do.

we did it reddit!!

Shut it down

Not again please

Subhanallah!

We did it reddit

Nice

Subs already back under 100k lol

80,000 of you degenerates should unsubscribe so /r/drama is good again.

but not me, some other 80k

i visit drama every day even if im not subscribed

What epic prank are the mods gonna pull on us

congrats on 99k

Buncha fuckin fags

Now there’s only 99k wtf