The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Yeah a woman named chang was giving advice, and the gang took it seriously because asians are wise. Turned out she was a jew from the bronx. It was left ambiguous as to whether she used her name on purpose to stand out.
I thought jerry liked asian girls and was disappointed she was white. I saw it on a plane one time at the request of my dad so my memory may be a bit off
Radical Centrist take. Using they for singular isn't that uncommon but don't use it for Non-Binary faggots who are usually just teenage girls larping for attention.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-15
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1 rocinantebabieca 2019-07-15
Wait, Brianna Wu is white?
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
Unironically yes. Took her husband’s name
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-07-15
Didn't seinfeld do a bit about this?
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
Mayo chicks taking Asian names?
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-07-15
Yeah a woman named chang was giving advice, and the gang took it seriously because asians are wise. Turned out she was a jew from the bronx. It was left ambiguous as to whether she used her name on purpose to stand out.
1 Slump_o 2019-07-15
I thought jerry liked asian girls and was disappointed she was white. I saw it on a plane one time at the request of my dad so my memory may be a bit off
1 southernretard 2019-07-15
She’s jewish of course she used it to stand out
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-15
A girl shortened her surname and it sounded like an Asian name and Jerry got excited because he thought he was gonna date a chinese woman
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-15
kinda
https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/Donna_Chang
Jerry thought she was chinese and excited to date her but she just shortened her surname from Changstein to Chang.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
Holy shit slapping stein on anything makes it sound Jewish
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-15
Yeah it was a simpler time when you could make a joke about that
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-15
because 'chang' doesn't sound explicitly chinese all on its own or something
1 SharpSuccotash1 2019-07-15
Ya you're right that would be more of a Dong sound.
1 SamManilla 2019-07-15
True, but odd because the names we associate with jews are mostly European names that they adopted to fit in.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-15
Man sometimes I forget how good Seinfeld was
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-15
i may need to rewatch it again
if you haven't already, watch curb your enthusiasm
it's great
1 Evil_Patriarch 2019-07-15
"her"
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
Oh my god! HAHAHAHA! YOU POINTED OUT THEY’RE A TRANNY! FUCKIN HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL LMAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-15
Dilate.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
Oh goodie, another completely hilarious and original response!
1 isitrlythough 2019-07-15
this but unironically
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-15
Cope.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-15
yeah, that was actually way more original than pointing out their gender at birth
especially the part where they pretended you had a vagina.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-15
Absolutely seething
1 pm_me_ur_butthole420 2019-07-15
all caps and everything
1 ThatCoconut 2019-07-15
Is it really a tranny? Looks like it may have stripped a few gears.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-15
yikes sweetie
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
I only do it so people like you can come out of the woodwork and I can mock you for thinking you’re original
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-15
TRANNIES
AINT
WOMEN
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
I mean, where’s the lie?
1 oss_spy 2019-07-15
Feminine cock 😌😌
1 Quietus42 2019-07-15
My favorite kind!
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-15
yikes
back to srd
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
I mean, I mean
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-15
i could tell, you didnt have to waste the bandwidth
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
I’m quite literally not a SRDine though. I’m pureblood dramanaut
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-15
I don't care.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
Wow, you’re so cool. I bet you don’t care about school either!
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-15
I cared when I was in it...
That was a mistake though
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-15
honestly though you can be 100% pro trans and still recognise brianna is a legit crazy person that probably cut their dick off for twitter attention
1 Dandeeasalion 2019-07-15
Thanks for using the proper neutral pronoun! 😸😸
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-15
i could say "it" if its funnier
1 Dandeeasalion 2019-07-15
Why don't we use "it"? That word doesn't have to be dehumanizing. I was taught that the proper English should be "he/she" because "they" is plural.
"I haven't met the new boss, I hope he or she takes the company in a postive direction."
as opposed to
"My significant other is non-binary; I'm picking it up from work at three."
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-15
Radical Centrist take. Using they for singular isn't that uncommon but don't use it for Non-Binary faggots who are usually just teenage girls larping for attention.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2019-07-15
"They" is and has been in use as a singular pronoun since the 1500s, but I agree that it would be funnier.
Do we refer to drama users as "it" because they aren't really human?
1 aqouta 2019-07-15
'she' isn't anything, no race will lay claim.
1 unusefulidiot89 2019-07-15
I doubt he could woo the wu.
1 shitty_take 2019-07-15
Dammit, I was gonna say Yang can’t resist a wang!
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2019-07-15
Yeah, this is totally the behavior of someone concerned about online "harassment"
1 ThatCoconut 2019-07-15
https://www.reddit.com/r/TheUnderHive/comments/cdpckc/and_now_for_a_womans_perspective_on_video_games/
1 _bobsacamano 2019-07-15
He lost it when he raised his hand at the debates promising free healthcare for illegals.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
You mean literally every democrat? Lmao. At least he stuck without unlike Biden who was hesitant showing his amoral opportunistic bullshit
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-15
Yang is about to get crushed by that white dude
1 NumerousEvent 2019-07-15
She's running against Stephen Lynch again? District 8 is townie central. How many times we have to teach you this lesson, former man?
1 jolene_w_ 2019-07-15
Who gives a shit
I'm more confused that the video game feminist shit lady is running for congress? Are you fucking serious
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-15
This is old news grandpa. She did it last election too
1 aef823 2019-07-15
How many times do we have to teach you this lesson old
manwoman?