In the UK its become fashionable for the lower classes males to wear a 30cmx30cm satchel dangling from their neck in order to carry assorted marijuana paraphernalia.
This book (written by a woman) goes through why this is the case. It's worth reading if only to help you interact better with the different sexs. Women generally want empathy/sympathy while men don't care as much and want solutions. Obviously this isn't 100 percent true before some gender studies major from Chapo comes here to whine but knowing this will make a lot more people like you.
Man, hearing women complaining about things for women are more expensive: "Why don't you just buy the male version?"
Women: "WTF THAT'S TOTALLY NOT THE POINT DON'T YOU SEE THIS IS ABOUT HOW THE PATRIARCHY PUTS US DOWN SHUT UP WHITE CISHET MEN!!!!"
Man: "Why is Dove's male body-spray more expensive than the female version?"
Women: "LOL WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY THE FEMALE VERSION AND STOP COMPLAINING MALE FRAGILITY MUCH NOTHING IS MORE FRAGILE THAN MALE FRAGILITY WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF BEING CALLED A WOMAN?"
My favorite argument with feminists is when they bring up girl toys/female razors costing more and seem to have no awareness why.
Hint: Because corporations know women will pay more for pink shit. Every time I tell them to just go buy a male razor, what's the difference, they sperg out and just can't accept it. Feminists in general have a very poor understanding of how markets work. It's why they think teachers make less than engineers because of sexism.
I tried to explain this to a feminist once and she called me a 'date rapist" randomly. It's like her brain was fried from having no response and just reached for the first thing she could.
No, no, no. Of course not. That would deprive them of a reason to bitch, which is the only thing foids are good at. It's clearly the fault of the evil men.
If actual pockets were that important, one would think that they would sell more of them.
It’s not just about silhouette though IIRC one reason we don’t have pockets is cause women’s clothes are basically shrunk down versions of men’s. At the turn of the last century we moved from wearing dresses to jeans, shirts, etc. And instead of restructuring those clothes so they work with bigger pockets they just shrunk the patterns.
Women's fashion is literally one of the oldest fields in the history of mankind and this comment is saying that none of them have bothered to make clothing that is functional as well as fashionable?
Women used to wear their pockets under all their skirts. The pockets were an undergarment attached at the waist and women could reach through an open place in the skirt to reach them. It seems when pants become fashionable, no one bothered to come up with a solution.
Remember that women also commonly complain about workplace dresscodes when they have a much larger variety of office appropriate clothing options than men, and at least in my experience many offices are so lax about what the women wear that the dresscode for them might as well be "don't wear sweats or flip flops".
I wear a suit to work, the women I work with wear pants/jeans and shirts. What's funny is that every 4-6 months the whole front office gets pulled into a meeting to "address dress code professionalism," where the regional manager says everyone needs to be dressed more professionally, as he stares at a room of men in suits
What's even funnier is that this is in leafland, and the last time he addressed the problem directly there was an immediate cry of sexism
Fun fact, this is actually evidence of a matriarchy. This is essentially forcing the men to carry things for the women, like the beasts of burden they are.
Of course not. You saw last week how air conditioning is sexist? Ridiculous.
The reason for air conditioning is that men are given an oppressive dress code, and somehow women have to make it into a way that they're oppressed. When meanwhile they're the ones with the freedom to dress appropriately for the weather, while the men toil away for their wives at home to spend their hard earned money.
Yeah I have multiple, especially in summer they're awesome as you don't wear jackets or hoodies but still can put so much shit in them.
Not to mention that unless you're an idiot that goes for stupid colors or pairs them with clothes that do not fit, they look good. I know, because I was retarded enough to buy black-grey digi camo ones and they look awful with anything but winter shoes and jackets.
If some designer made foid jeans with functional pockets no one would buy them. Are they so incapable of independent thought that they believe men decide all women fashion trends?
Are they so incapable of independent thought that they believe men decide all women fashion trends?
Unironically yes. See all of the women who complain they can only wear a dress once because of men when in reality no man would give a shit or probably even notice if a woman wore the same dress every weekend.
Just a theory but seeing complaints of small pockets and non-functional drawstrings is from the rise of fast fashion and people buying the cheapest possible clothes that are the most stylish. You cut corners on shit they know people won’t care about.
I see women use their back pockets for phones pretty much always. I’ve seen how fucking huge their wallets are too. If you truly want pockets, seek out some quality denim.
Remember, dramanauts, the reason why women have small pockets in their jeans is because women have displayed such an overwhelming preference for small pockets that companies don't bother with large-pocketed jeans because it's a waste of money. Large pockets means poorer aesthetic fit and women tend to prefer aesthetics to functionality.
Either that or Levi's is so fucking set on reinforcing female gender roles in pocket size that they give up millions in lost revenue every year to keep such patriarchal standards.
Unironically, probably. The problem with pockets is they make jeans look bulky, especially when they're filled to the brim. A phone is flat enough to likely change that, so if they made jeans that had pockets specifically designed that most phones would fit reasonably well and no bigger they could do pretty well.
That said, just speculation. If they did do well I would be really interested to see if phone manufacturers started pushing for thinner phones for the purpose of minimizing how much they bulk up the newly popular jeans pockets.
It's really odd how, since this problem affects only and all women, no female entrepreneur has decided to make a brand of jeans that fixes this problem
While the sheer inconvenience of not being able to keep your belongings in your pocket may seem like a small issue, it is one that women have faced for centuries.
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1 WreckingYourHome 2019-07-16
Bonus: all the moids whining in the thread that they can't wear purses.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-07-16
Just have a fanny pack lol
1 lolcows63 2019-07-16
Or just carry a goddamn purse nobody is stopping you.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-07-16
Common sense is
1 seenten 2019-07-16
stylin' af
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-16
Wallet, keys, phone, knife/gun. What more does a moid need to carry?
1 VicisSubsisto 2019-07-16
I need a purse to keep my knifegun in though.
1 Cdace 2019-07-16
1 ineedmorealts 2019-07-16
Why not just carry a satchel? It's basically a purse.
1 IM_A_NIGGER_AMA 2019-07-16
Get one and call it a messenger bag, it's not like it will make people think you're any more of a fag than they already do.
1 DramaChudsHog 2019-07-16
In the UK its become fashionable for the lower classes males to wear a 30cmx30cm satchel dangling from their neck in order to carry assorted marijuana paraphernalia.
Gayest thing Ive seen in years.
1 JustLions 2019-07-16
Surprising!
1 Chumptron 2019-07-16
Just buy mens pants then???
1 VanillaReign 2019-07-16
Women don't want solutions, they just want to complain. It's backed up by peer science at this point.
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-16
Life really opens up with this one little fact.
1 SideFumbling 2019-07-16
Every problem that women have created for themselves (see: all of them) are actually the fault of men, sweaty.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-07-16
Women don't own objects they are objects. Facts.
1 Fletch71011 2019-07-16
https://m.barnesandnoble.com/p/you-just-dont-understand-deborah-tannen/1001864034/2661671713989?st=PLA&sid=BNB_ADL+Marketplace+Good+New+Textbooks+-+Mobile+Low&sourceId=PLAGoNA&dpid=tdtve346c&2sid=Google_m&gclid=CjwKCAjw67XpBRBqEiwA5RCocZeXP4-3-YoNa11rSpIjQtHQODuy5nWz8NDt-oTCGEwlFbtnTPPmaBoCYB4QAvD_BwE
This book (written by a woman) goes through why this is the case. It's worth reading if only to help you interact better with the different sexs. Women generally want empathy/sympathy while men don't care as much and want solutions. Obviously this isn't 100 percent true before some gender studies major from Chapo comes here to whine but knowing this will make a lot more people like you.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-07-16
"omg that is terrible, now fix it retard"
will that be enough?
1 Fletch71011 2019-07-16
Thanks, let's be friends.
1 mayofoidNPC 2019-07-16
See i hate books like this.
Not exactly, women want men to solve things for them after ranting for a while
1 vbhj 2019-07-16
Women want a big hunk to fuck like the Chads on r/Drama
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-07-16
They want a man to solve their problems with the illusion that they did it themselves.
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4EDhdAHrOg
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-07-16
Why is it that moids will never learn that sometimes women just wanna rant? Like just smile and nod nigga it ain't that hard
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-07-16
Haha
That sucks
Wow
X1000
1 Platycel 2019-07-16
This, but unironically.
1 ffbtaw2 2019-07-16
If she cant rant at you she'll rant about you, its a simple choice.
1 ButtWhole_Surfer69 2019-07-16
It really is. Bussy over gussy, everyday.
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-16
:)
Bitches love smiley faces.
1 SharpSuccotash1 2019-07-16
Technically its...
Yes
No
What?
Really?
I told you that bitch was crazy.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-07-16
like a dog barking and howling. just copy them. play along with their retardism
1 mayofoidNPC 2019-07-16
his is why i choose bussy
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-16
I told you that bitch crazy.
1 gurthanix 2019-07-16
Reason #90381 why bussy >> gussy.
1 Zozbot 2019-07-16
zoz
1 Zozbot 2019-07-16
zle
1 Zozbot 2019-07-16
zozzle
1 DramaChudsHog 2019-07-16
The only woman worth """"listening"""" to is the one that sucks your dick.
1 MalthusianDick 2019-07-16
Man, hearing women complaining about things for women are more expensive: "Why don't you just buy the male version?"
Women: "WTF THAT'S TOTALLY NOT THE POINT DON'T YOU SEE THIS IS ABOUT HOW THE PATRIARCHY PUTS US DOWN SHUT UP WHITE CISHET MEN!!!!"
Man: "Why is Dove's male body-spray more expensive than the female version?"
Women: "LOL WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY THE FEMALE VERSION AND STOP COMPLAINING MALE FRAGILITY MUCH NOTHING IS MORE FRAGILE THAN MALE FRAGILITY WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF BEING CALLED A WOMAN?"
1 Platycel 2019-07-16
She's got the point in the 2nd case tho
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-16
My favorite argument with feminists is when they bring up girl toys/female razors costing more and seem to have no awareness why.
Hint: Because corporations know women will pay more for pink shit. Every time I tell them to just go buy a male razor, what's the difference, they sperg out and just can't accept it. Feminists in general have a very poor understanding of how markets work. It's why they think teachers make less than engineers because of sexism.
I tried to explain this to a feminist once and she called me a 'date rapist" randomly. It's like her brain was fried from having no response and just reached for the first thing she could.
1 BasicReality777 2019-07-16
Yikes stop mansplaining rapist
1 Dramautist 2019-07-16
She ain't wrong 🤷♀️
1 9171fffff05bskloti92 2019-07-16
No, no, no. Of course not. That would deprive them of a reason to bitch, which is the only thing foids are good at. It's clearly the fault of the evil men.
1 LightUmbra 2019-07-16
Reminder that foids want to take the pockets from your cargo shorts.
1 tonguelessnitch 2019-07-16
Middle class to upper middle class american women, truly the most oppressed women around the globe.
1 EmptyHero 2019-07-16
but they already have that built in meat pocket!
1 rDramaWorstsubreddit 2019-07-16
!redditsilver
1 foureyednickfury 2019-07-16
If actual pockets were that important, one would think that they would sell more of them.
Women's fashion is literally one of the oldest fields in the history of mankind and this comment is saying that none of them have bothered to make clothing that is functional as well as fashionable?
1 SharpSuccotash1 2019-07-16
If they just cloned and shrunk men's clothes why don't women's underwear have dickholes?
Check and mate.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-07-16
It's current year +4 sweaty, they definitely have dickholes now
1 SideFumbling 2019-07-16
Therein lies the rub: clothing that is functional will make you look like a dyke, because it's functional.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-07-16
I prefer the tomboys
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-07-16
Women used to wear their pockets under all their skirts. The pockets were an undergarment attached at the waist and women could reach through an open place in the skirt to reach them. It seems when pants become fashionable, no one bothered to come up with a solution.
1 Platycel 2019-07-16
Oh god, I want to see women searching for wallet under their skirts so much.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-07-16
Calm down, can't a woman even get her credit card out of her pocket without attracting horn dogs?
1 maharashtraman 2019-07-16
no
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-07-16
Except for men's pants producers
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-07-16
Good, you get the point.
1 Arbys_diarrhea 2019-07-16
Remember that women also commonly complain about workplace dresscodes when they have a much larger variety of office appropriate clothing options than men, and at least in my experience many offices are so lax about what the women wear that the dresscode for them might as well be "don't wear sweats or flip flops".
1 ReddneckwithaD 2019-07-16
I wear a suit to work, the women I work with wear pants/jeans and shirts. What's funny is that every 4-6 months the whole front office gets pulled into a meeting to "address dress code professionalism," where the regional manager says everyone needs to be dressed more professionally, as he stares at a room of men in suits
What's even funnier is that this is in leafland, and the last time he addressed the problem directly there was an immediate cry of sexism
1 Dramautist 2019-07-16
He wants moids in assless chaps, sweaty.
1 seenten 2019-07-16
They do but only nerds wear cargos
1 saint2e 2019-07-16
Fun fact, this is actually evidence of a matriarchy. This is essentially forcing the men to carry things for the women, like the beasts of burden they are.
Read my essay about this on /r/MGTOW .
1 vicious_viridian 2019-07-16
please tell me this is ironic
1 saint2e 2019-07-16
Of course not. You saw last week how air conditioning is sexist? Ridiculous.
The reason for air conditioning is that men are given an oppressive dress code, and somehow women have to make it into a way that they're oppressed. When meanwhile they're the ones with the freedom to dress appropriately for the weather, while the men toil away for their wives at home to spend their hard earned money.
Disgusting.
This is another essay I have up in /r/MGTOW
1 Woolgun 2019-07-16
Somehow, I feel like the type of person that gets bullied out of wearing certain clothes doesn't really rock cargo pants 🤔
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-07-16
My cargo shorts are cool, comfortable, and can store everything
1 Woolgun 2019-07-16
Yeah I have multiple, especially in summer they're awesome as you don't wear jackets or hoodies but still can put so much shit in them.
Not to mention that unless you're an idiot that goes for stupid colors or pairs them with clothes that do not fit, they look good. I know, because I was retarded enough to buy black-grey digi camo ones and they look awful with anything but winter shoes and jackets.
1 CourtyardHound 2019-07-16
I mix my cargo pants and shorts, but I never match them
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-07-16
Women hate cargo pants for literally 0 reason.
1 Dramautist 2019-07-16
They fugly 🤷♀️
1 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2019-07-16
Oh yeah. Nothing better than pockets which discretely empty half their contents into the backseat of some taxi you'll never see again.
1 dramateer 2019-07-16
bitches whine about having no pockets meanwhile they nonstop roast guys for wearing cargo shorts
1 VanillaReign 2019-07-16
This why women hate cargo pants so much. Pocket envy.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2019-07-16
If some designer made foid jeans with functional pockets no one would buy them. Are they so incapable of independent thought that they believe men decide all women fashion trends?
1 qwertyman_101 2019-07-16
Unironically yes. See all of the women who complain they can only wear a dress once because of men when in reality no man would give a shit or probably even notice if a woman wore the same dress every weekend.
1 Marbleso 2019-07-16
Just a theory but seeing complaints of small pockets and non-functional drawstrings is from the rise of fast fashion and people buying the cheapest possible clothes that are the most stylish. You cut corners on shit they know people won’t care about.
I see women use their back pockets for phones pretty much always. I’ve seen how fucking huge their wallets are too. If you truly want pockets, seek out some quality denim.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-07-16
Remember, dramanauts, the reason why women have small pockets in their jeans is because women have displayed such an overwhelming preference for small pockets that companies don't bother with large-pocketed jeans because it's a waste of money. Large pockets means poorer aesthetic fit and women tend to prefer aesthetics to functionality.
Either that or Levi's is so fucking set on reinforcing female gender roles in pocket size that they give up millions in lost revenue every year to keep such patriarchal standards.
1 bareballzthebitch 2019-07-16
From what I see as long as the back pocket can hold a phone the foids will be ok with it.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-07-16
Unironically, probably. The problem with pockets is they make jeans look bulky, especially when they're filled to the brim. A phone is flat enough to likely change that, so if they made jeans that had pockets specifically designed that most phones would fit reasonably well and no bigger they could do pretty well.
That said, just speculation. If they did do well I would be really interested to see if phone manufacturers started pushing for thinner phones for the purpose of minimizing how much they bulk up the newly popular jeans pockets.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-07-16
It's really odd how, since this problem affects only and all women, no female entrepreneur has decided to make a brand of jeans that fixes this problem
1 york_york_york 2019-07-16
Right? You'd think someone out there would have taken it upon themselves to solve one of the most common complains about women's clothing.
Just make a company that's literally called Pockets, blatantly copy other stores' styles, add pockets, and raise the price by $15.
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-07-16
oh, the horror ~
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-07-16
Foids are lucky that men give them any pockets at all. We can go back to fake pockets if they're not happy with small ones.