This little toy was found in the possession of some hardcore Juventus fans. How can american 2nd amendment fags compete?

231  2019-07-16 by Stoicpeace

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Ur mom's dildo just arrived. šŸ¤£

Not for my mum but apparently meant to be sold to pro-russian militias in Donbass.

Donbass is what we call you while we fuck yer mums booty hole šŸ¤£

Dumbass is we call you in general. ( ļ½„ąø“Ļ‰ļ½„ąø“)

Sorry, not a general, Minister of Propaganda. Check the flair. I worked hard for that shit.

That's a meme position but then again being a propagandist does involve memes these days.

Especially these days

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Based as fuck.

As an American, I am fully entitled to the ownership of air-to-air missiles to protect my home and family. All gun laws are infringement, no step on snek commie scum

HAHAHAHA, THE IDEA OF LIBERTY IS SO FUNNY AND RIDICULOUS.

anyone that wants free smoke send me the location and I can teach you about the NAP with these weapons I call hands

Unequivocally based

Unironically if you don't believe I should able to buy a gun out of a vending machine in literally every establishment I walk into I immediately assume you're from some shithole that doesn't matter

incel shouldnā€™t be allowed guns.

Some honky: lmao youā€™re a 3rd world countrymen.

I wasnt being ironic.

SHALL.

NOT.

BE INFRINGED

I'm fuckin proud of you boys

If I can't ride an ICBM to work, then fuck this gay ass earth

This is why I love you man.

I should buy a missle

Lol my Nonno loves Juventus. Still shits on Ronaldo tho

how can she love juve and hate Ronaldo? Heā€™s half the team basically

she

Nonnos are dudes. And because he's Portuguese obviously lol

I wonder if there are many kinds of military hardware that fell through the crack and are not technically prohibited for civilian uses.

Flamethrowers are one, for example.

Flamethrowers are illegal in New Jersey and California, but legal in all other 48 states. Fucking coastal commies

I also wonder at which point something technically becomes a tank and if it's legal for a private individual to own and operate one of those dump trucks? With several flamethrower mounts.

Just build your own killdozer bro

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it still hurts that he's gone šŸ˜ž

Bet. Remember this comment in a few years to a decade.

https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/operational-tank-for-sale-armslist/

It looks like if you can get your NFA shit all in order (which is a fucking nightmare) you can perfectly legally own a fucking tank. God I love America so much.

Whatā€™s to stop someone from shooting a tank cannon,which is officially regarded as a ā€œdestructive deviceā€ by the ATF?

ā€œThereā€™s no regulations pertaining to that,ā€ Morrison said. ā€œYouā€™d have to abide by city ordinances, state law. I want to say there was some type of tank incident where they were shooting a .50 caliber machine gun into a lake,ā€ and neighbors apparently called in complaints. ā€œThe moral of this story is they gotta be cognizant of the area where they are before they discharge something like that.ā€

Beyond based.

And to think the Euros would call this "barbaric" and "primitive".

We have Richard D. James (Aphex Twin), who in the 1990s bought a 1950's-era Daimler Ferret Mark 3 "tank" (technically an armoured car), complete with working machine gun, which he would drive around town while living in Cornwall in lieu of a car. He stated that it "pisses over virtual reality or any computer game I've ever played."

Can confirm that it's pure jealousy. The ability to own and recreationally operate an armed and armoured fighting vehicle with the sole stipulation being that you're to be considerate of your neighbours - this is unironically symbolic of what it means to be civilised.

You're based, buddy

uwu

God damnit I've never been so ashamed of being a leaf. Any of you fuckers want to get married so I can ride around in a tank?

A tank with a non functioning cannon is treated the same as a tractor for ownership. Then I believe it's a 200 dollar infringement for the right to reactivate the cannon plus another 200 bucks for every round. (That's the tax you would pay on top of the price for the rounds.)

I've wanted one so bad for a while. I literally have no use for it but I keep finding myself checking for deals on smaller ones.

I literally have no use for it but I keep finding myself checking

The use for it is that you're American and you want it and it's awesome. Let me know if you buy one and we will go out on the North Fork in ankle-deep water and shoot it at trout and shit.

Fuck it, just bought a book on how to build your own flamethrower for 450 bucks. We'll see how it goes I guess.

Buy a complete collection of Ragnar Benson books, MANTRAPPING is a personal favorite.

That's so badass. Which one?

https://flamethrowerplans.com/

He says it's based on the original military design. It's pretty simple but for that price I could only get the little xm42 which is way less than what his design offers.

Launch up to a 45 foot flame! 60 second continuous burn!

God yes

Wasn't there a famous Reddit post where some dude bought a rocket launcher at a flea market? But I think it was a dummy model for training purposes

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if reddit got its panties in a bunch over a non functioning rocket launcher.

Pretty much any mid sized gunshow has a booth selling used LAW and AT4 tubes. Plastic training dummy RPG launchers arenā€™t unheard of either, just more expensive because not a ton get built comparatively. Nothing but empty fiberglass tubes, but the average user of a place like r/pics would sperg the fuck out over it.

Probably Matuidi or Douglas Costa faking a hate crime.

I'm fine with anything as long as it owns the libs.

you mean piemonte calcio fans

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Air to air missile owned by terrorists without planes. Fucking retards.

I mean, what if I hold it up in the air above my head, and shoot it at someone but right before it hits them it explodes in the air. Thus, itā€™s an air to air missile. Checkmate.

Us in the us are not ā€œfagsā€ for having freedom

What the actual fuck

1-get air to air missile 2-forgot to get plane 3-??? PROFIT!!!

Is this a challenge?

Aren't tanks, rpg launchers, and many other forms of entire city wrecking weaponry kinda legal in the US?

Technically yes, but so expensive and time consuming to get that itā€™s outside the hands of the commoner.

A regular, old fashioned full auto M16 is $10,000. Thatā€™s over 2,400 Big Macs in price.

the eternal question of buying more guns vs buying more tendies

So, what are the chances itā€™s actually in reality totally deactivated?

Because while the Italians are sloppy, even they wouldnā€™t just be photo oping in a busy public street with a missile of unknown storage conditions and which could have been modified or booby trapped instead of immediately handing it off to a military disposal team, right?

This is like when cops in the US show the weapons confiscated from a raid and they put airsoft guns and kitchen knives on the same display table a real guns.

How this fuck did this dude lug this around a small town and get away with it....