My name is Songthatendstheworld -- not my real name, lol, I've verified my job with the mods (really great and friendly guys!) and they've seen my dick sucking card but I don't want to affect my professional reputation - - And I'm here to answer (almost) any and All questions as to what being a professional Dick Inspector entails!!!

Ask me any question. Forgive me if my typing isn't so good, I'll be answering between today's sessions on my phone and sometimes my hands get wet lol! xD

Common questions I get lol:

Q: Is this a well paying job? If not why do you do it?

A: I like to explain being a Dick Inspector like being a teacher. We're underpaid and we work long hours, so you have to love the job, but there's a lot less homework. Being a Dick Inspector is a noble profession, and this really speaks to me.

Everyone needs their dick sucked and otherwise evaluated on a regular basis. It isn't important for children, and I refer kids to specialist services, but if you're over the age of 16 it's critical to get your dick taken care of on a regular basis.

Q: Do you take the Hippocratic Oath?

A: We take a variation of the Hippocratic Oath, which is stronger in some respects. It varies depending on licensing on a state-to-state basis, but in all states except Alaska a properly licensed Dick Inspector MUST treat someone who requests dick evaluation services.

I trained in Britain and got a pro-level Dick-Sucking License, stringent enough that it's usually taken by stunt dick suckers, so I've had no problems when moving to the States!

Q: What's the standard dick size?

A: A lot of men especially can be quite insecure about their dick size. As a Dick Inspector, I can tell you that in my experience you don't need to worry - a dick size of 5 to 6 inches is perfectly normal.

When erect, the typical dick size should be about 9 to 12 inches. Below this, it isn't possible for a partner to experience pleasure. I feel really sorry for men not small enough for it to be medically classed as a micropenis, but lower than this minimum 'pleasure threshold' - there's nothing a medical establishment will do in this case, but expecting another human being of any gender or sex to stay in a relationship is cruel. I usually recommend divorce in these cases.

Q: How do you deal with HIV patients?

A: HIV patients deserve and need Professional-level Dick Inspection, as much or more than anyone. The Dickocratic Oath dicktates that we MUST provide our services to ANYONE who requests them! Thankfully, sucking so much dick on a day-to-day basis provides immunization against HIV infection. It can't be scientifically validated, but it is true.