Europoors debate whether their parliament should have secret votes. Answer: Yes, because politicians are smart and the public are retards.

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The people involved here probably don't even respect bussy all that much.

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After Brexit and Trump, it's kind of hard to conclude the public isn't retarded.

And both wouldn't have happened if politicians and media weren't retarded.

Yeah, let's blame the media for voters being gullible and stupid people.

How is it their fault?

It's not their fault, but both Remainers, Democrats and their media sidekicks seemed to have no basic understanding of sociology, democraphics and electoral concerns.

There were a lot of paths to victory, but e.g. putting Eddie Izzard Eurosupremacist rants as your top debater in a prime-time debate, is not the best of ideas.

It's not their fault, but both Remainers, Democrats and their media sidekicks seemed to have no basic understanding of sociology, democraphics and electoral concerns.

Their problem is too many of them are sociologists, demographers and political activists. Pretty much guarantees a poor understanding of all of the above.

Politics is a competition to see how convincing you are on how you have the public's interest at heart.

Apparently the Democrats, in their infinite wisdom, think it means infighting for woke brownie points.

Despite being only 13% of the population Democrats seem to think they are 100% of the voterbase.

Dear Sub-Human Filth,

I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2020. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.

We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.

I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.

The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.

You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.

It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.

All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.

So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.

Ain’t no one gonna read all that shit

It’s one of the best pastas ever

Thanks for the preview of the Kamala 2020 campaign slogan.

More like the public still has balls.

No, more like they're just absurdly stupid people.

Those are some very interesting takes. By not knowing how the MEP votes, you can both better choose candidates and it reduces on bribes/corruption. All because you have no idea how they voted.

Lol I thought that too when I read that. Absolute brainlet.

The reduced corruption is an interesting concept in theory. If no one knows what you voted for, they can’t pay you to vote a certain way. Obviously this falls apart when you realize that they can just bribe whoever counts the votes anyways. But again, not a bad idea in theory.

are you memeing as a retard, because it makes it easier to bribe someone

How?

memeing as a retard, got it

What’s the point of buying an mep’s vote if you can’t verify how they vote?

are you pretending to be dumb or do you just not get it.....

I guess I don’t get it. Explain?

Okay, so if the voting record isn't released to the public, then the guy literally doesn't have to represent the public, so he literally can just sell his bid to the highest bidder. All he has to do is sneak a photo of his vote out to prove to whoever is buying.

And bonus, he can even take bribes from both sides, and then just vote for whomever gives him the biggest bribe.

He can't sneak a photo out. Voting in the European Parliament consists of pressing a button. No one outside of the room knows what button will vote for or against a proposal. You'll basically be paying an MEP to take a photo of them pressing a button but you don't know what that means. And if no one knows what you voted for then, why would anyone pay them. You have no idea if they actually are doing what you asked them to do, so why would you pay them

Again, it makes it harder in theory. If no one knows how you voted, they wouldn't pay for your vote because they could never know if their money paid off. Of course, this breaks down once you start paying whoever counts the votes, but we're not looking that far in the future.

Imagine not thinking that you couln't just snap a picture of your super secret ballot with your iPhone XR to prove how you voted

That's because that's not how voting in the European Parliament works. You press a button to vote yes, and another one to vote no. No one knows which button is yes or no except the MEPs so you'd get a picture of them pressing a button and you'd have to take them at their word they pressed the one you wanted them to

It also means that politicians can vote completely in the opposite way they promised their constituents / manifesto with absolutely zero recourse.

Look, this who "parliament" thing was pretty much figured out and rock solid by 1700. These fancy new age ideas may seem good at first but there's a reason they weren't implemented hundreds of years ago in Britain.

implying they don’t do that already

Just another step towards the rightful return of Kings

Excuse me? Kings = white supremacy, KANGZ are our rightful chocolate overlords

Are you suggesting secret ballots are a good thing for democracy?

This but unironically.

forcing the eurofegs to confront the JayQue

wew 'member the last time this happened?

The EU is a truly democratic institution.

Imagine unironically being an EU country without a strong 'exit movement in the current year.

I need to seriouspost a bit now:

The concept of the EU is really good because you can have a voice against china, the US and russia. What’s a small mountain kraut country like mine gonna do against the big players?

I heard that bavaria wants the gexit tho

You still don’t have a voice, fuckface. You just gave whatever little echo you had to the adults and pretend that they’re your friends.

Erm, you do. It's called a parliament. It's where the MEPs you voted for vote for policies. Plus the EU has made many countries wealthier. Look at the economies of the Balkan countries before the joined the EU and after. Your lack of understanding doesn't mean the eu is bad

Good luck having your voice heard when it's drowned out by the rest of Europe then

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Third times the charm. Send another one of us to start the next World war.

Step one: import more Africans and Middle Easterners

Step two: form the Caliphate

Step three: wage holy war against the infidel China, US, and Russia.

Imagine trying to exit free money and no real obligations.

The EU could literally announce the Holocaust 2 and /r/europe would find a way to defend it.

I literally saw a german argue that their love of authoritarian governments was because they were more compassionate than americans.

smh they never learn.

German cries in pain as he strikes you.

I remember reading one defending limits on free speech as making them more free.

Literal doublespeak lol. These people really weird me the fuck out.

There is a reason they bent over for the nazi's

But, the US has limits on free speech too?

R/europe has very strict holocaust denial rules. It has very strict genocide denial rules. The second someone tries to argue the holocaust didn't happen, people will be on their ass proving them wrong. The people there, including me, have lost families to the holocaust. In every thread about the holocaust there will be people talking about how their families suffered.

I am very neoliberal and pro technocratic elites ruling over the will of the pleb, such as rurals and retirees among others, but even I think this is dumb

Looks like germany is finally installing their supreme leader again 👏👏👏🤞🤞💪💪💪