Daily reminder we live in a simulation.
18 2019-07-17 by YourLocalMonarchist
that's right you javex huffing turd burglars. you and more importantly "I" are all living inside a simulation run by an alien species.
once your chemically castrated smooth brains wrap your heads around it you may wonder "but why"?
it's because these aliens are at war with another race that is near identical to ours. they're running this sim so figure out how to beat the other race. our weak points, our strategy and way of life are all being monitored to see how they can end this stalemate.
currently there are 7 simulations going on. all with their own randomizer thrown in. these unique wild cards are there to help stream line the progress. our sim is number 3, which currently has the internet thrown in. this is to see if gluttony and social validation can be used against us.
the 1st simulation is running on a scientific advancement. science advances much too quick and creates social upheaval and can quickly show how we think about going about advancing our fields of science.
2nd one is conflict. the occupants of this sim are consistantly at war and the aliens are studying how to spark a civil war or a schism from within.
4, 5, and 7 I dont know anything about but simulation 6 is something about backstabbing and deceit with a large empathize on religion.
read more about it here https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simulation_hypothesis
22 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2019-07-17
Weeb? Skyrim and elder scrolls are American made video games based on European lore and history. I had too google the weeb word. I actually don’t like anime I just happened to like medieval fantasy genres which is pretty different than what you are suggesting and it was developed in the USA by a USA based studio. Learn what words mean and what about the subjects before you start talking shit you look like a 12 year old little boy btw get the fuck out of here you little cunt
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1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-07-17
I'll threaten these social rejects however I want
1 Mydrugaccount_pff 2019-07-17
/r/CompleteFreeSpeech
1 modsarelosers22 2019-07-17
People who comment links to other subs are the lowest, stupidest people on this site.
1 -9069x- 2019-07-17
/r/woosh
1 modsarelosers22 2019-07-17
r/keepyourselfsafe
1 -9069x- 2019-07-17
WTF that's cyber bullying! Where are Anti-Evil Operations when you need them?
1 modsarelosers22 2019-07-17
You don’t want to be safe?
1 Mydrugaccount_pff 2019-07-17
/r/ C O P E
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-17
Prime Chan-posting, but a small part of me agrees a tiny bit with this. When you get really deep into some sciences you sometimes have this weird feeling that it’s all too clean. Of course, a lot of science bitches are Muslim or Christian so it doesn’t bother them.
1 mayofoidNPC 2019-07-17
i also agree, but i dont think that indicates simulation or anything i just think somethigns missing
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-17
Possibly, yes. Sometimes I think it is a big thing, at least as far as bio-med shit is concerned.
1 mayofoidNPC 2019-07-17
yeah biomed misses a ridiculous amount of actual practical info just out of institutional belief - all the "research" on treating diabetes should be focusing on uh how to get people to not eat mcdonalds and modern diets
and in general science as a whole doesn't get to what the point of it all is
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-17
I know.
Everyone needs to have a few beers and chill and talk to each other. First author on something new is good, but if no one bothers to replicate for 20 years then idk.
My mind has been blown on the reg and no one seems to notice or pay attention to potential implications. That bothers me.
1 Anti-GallowBoob 2019-07-17
Both of you are mentally ill.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-17
I prefer ‘intellectually dope’.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-17
That's why I hope the EM-drive works, the discoverer becomes neo, and cleanses the earth of 90% of the population.
1 jannydoit4free 2019-07-17
log out then
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2019-07-17
Download some kung fu on my dome Morpheus.
1 Pomodorodorodoro 2019-07-17
This. But the aliens don't realise they're all living in a Truman show-esque TV series.
1 NewHiggins2 2019-07-17
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