I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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12 year old kids who haven't played anything but the latest FIFA and Call of Duty debating how games are mindless fun, neat.

versus /r/books mongoloids who have never read anything outside of school assignments and phonebook fantasy

Let's break this down for all the gaymers:

• Games aren't art

• "esports" aren't sports

• People who play video games for money aren't athletes

• your hobby is literally the worst one

• you're never going to be a twitch streamer and scam neetbux from incels because you're not entertaining

• ⁠your hobby is literally the worst one

I’d like to point you towards all the hobbies that are just obsessing over expensive versions of mundane everyday shit like watches and shoes

Sneaker fags, at the end of the day, still have a physical thing that exists and has the value of at least protecting your feet. What do gamers have? Worthless points in a token economy that can be taken away by game publishers on a whim? Any brand "enthusiast" is dumb fucking hobby but gamers are literally the most useless.

games still provide mindless entertainment

That is the full extent of their value, which is to distract people from how shit their lives are rather than actually taking steps to be less-shitty. So the only good thing about games is that they're actually detrimental to your development as a human, which is I guess a good thing because gamers should be euthanized tbh.

If I just want to bing bang wahoo as some fatass Italian I don’t see that as being any worse than watching the latest episode of kardashian bullshit or whatever.

If your only defense is "it's no worse than the literal death of culture I don't see what the problem is" you're more fucked than I thought.

Also an episode of Kim K lasts what, an hour? Gamers play vidya for hours and hours and hours all the time to the point where it becomes the focal point of their existence. It's degenerate and weak.

Especially these days

More degenerate than adopting a false persona with an overwhelming aura of arrogance to try to demean people on reddit for their hobby? Some people have had shitty lives and needs some escapism once in a while. Sure it isnt productive but who cares?

Your feelings are really hurt about this huh? Did your grandpa touch you in a bad way and now you need video games to cope? It's okay you can tell me where the bad man touched you I won't tell your mom.

Wow not even an intelligent response? I would have thought a man as cultured as yourself, with all the avoidance of degenerate behavior, would have a proper rebutle. Should have read that book lol.

This is the gayest thing I've ever read

You can play games and not play all the time. I play bing bang wahoos sometimes, and when I do I'll play for a couple hours, but then I'll go and not play again for several days.

tell us how you feel about sportsball you limpwristed faggot

lol why would I dislike sports

At least gamers don't get shot over games lmao

lol what are you talking about

It happens ALL the fucking time.

Here's another one.

And another.

One more for good measure.

Lol once every year vs about a thousand per year. If an adult gets killed over shoes it doesn't even make the news.

At least gamers don't get shot over games lmao

Changes to:

I mean wait more people die from ghetto crime than gamers haha I win

Dude I don't give two shits about sneakercels other than the fact that I consider them less degenerate than gamers like you. If you keep moving those goalposts you might as well join a groundkeeping crew my guy.

You know very well that the statement implied a general occurrence you pedantic faggot.

You should have known my statement was a relative comparison and not the actual statement I made!

lol alright kid whatever.

You're the one who went digging for tangential examples.

seething

dilate

1000% is an understatement. Those shoes probably cost pennies to make lol.

That has to do more with amerimutts being violent apes and easy access to guns, plus they are rare even for americans, which is precisely why they are news worthy.

lol did you forget the madden shooting? that video was brutal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacksonville_Landing_shooting

Still pales to the amount of shootings over sneakers.

gaymer out OUT

Or worse, /r/mechanicalkeyboards

What, being an autistic programmer with no interests isn't a hobby?

Cope

So craft beer then lmao, imagine hipster alcoholism being a hobby 🤣🤣🤣

• Games aren't art

Agreed

• "esports" aren't sports

If chess is a sport, why aren't Esports? legit question

• People who play video games for money aren't athletes

Agreed

• your hobby is literally the worst one

May I refer you to Magic The Gathering?

• you're never going to be a twitch streamer and scam neetbux from incels because you're not entertaining

Agreed.

If chess is a sport

Chess isn't a sport.

chess is a sport

Chess is not a sport and anyone who claims otherwise should be disenfranchised

Chessboxing is tho

I love chess and beating people about the head. I should visit my local library and learn more.

This but unironically

We should have listened, Uncle Ted

I hate gamers but I also hate foids who read nothing but YAs thinking they're superior to autists.

The people who unironically think that the Hunger Games and Twilight count as complex literature are the worst human beings imaginable. “Young Adult” novels are an excuse to read fanfic-tier cringe while unironically believing it’s intellectual.

" Young Adult" is for kids that are too old for jane and that other cunt but too young for steven king, of course, they are not good in all honesty if you can get kids these days to read anything over 280 characters you're doing well.

As my old man says, "shut up, you're not a Hufflepuff, you're thirty."

He's bretty based.

The absolute state of nonfiction-cels, reading 12 rules for life and acting like they're better than people reading Crime and Punishment

Fiction-cels aren't reading The Republic and The Picture of Dorian Gray.

Nonfiction-cels aren't reading Walden and Confessions.

Nonfiction-cels are still capable of reading fiction books when they carry significant substance, and are much better at comprehending them than fiction-cels who have the vocabulary of a 6th-grader.

I don't remember the Picture of Dorian Gray to be that hard of a read but its been a while since I read it Maybe it was a shortened version IDK.

Fiction-cels still won't read

i've never read a book in my life, and look where i've gotten.

used to

nah that shits creepy yo

camming n pro porn

bordom

neet in a hyper rich family 😎

its bcuz i didnt read any of those books

Could you give me a link so I can jerk it to some of your porn please ?

What happened to the job?

didnt get it, so i'm finishing more work and applying elsewhere after

Well that sucks. Good luck

it does, but oh well. thanks!

Tbh I've read a ton of books, mostly because I didn't have a phone or laptop in school and classes were insanely boring. My entire reputation became the guy who gets kicked out of class for reading under the table.

I don't play FPS but I'd say the ones I do play now offer better mental stimulation than most books. I still read non fiction but if it's fiction I'd rather have an interactive experience. It's not like I'll be getting anything of value anyway.

LEGO Harry Potter is a timeless classic. The Harry Potter books lead to this.

Advantage: bing bang WAHOO

When all you've read is bottom tier YA novels and comics a semi-coherent story in a game seems like an achievement.

AKA read another book

And they're talking about Fable of all things, how old are these people? Fable is total schlock as far as video games go.

Any critically-acclaimed single RPG is usually better than Henry Potter

anyone who actually reads knows most books are trash and stanning for them over literally any other media is boring white bougie aspirational intellectualism

RISE