"Technically, it's ephebophilia" - a based centrist
73 2019-07-18 by itsnotmyfault
One of my favorite dramanaut writers actually unironically wrote a professional "technically, it's ephebophilia" piece. She then raked in the dramacoin on twitter as conservatives raged, even joking that she touches her (nonexistant) kids, quit twitter due to harassment (for a day), then started making fun of the liberals who were also mad at her
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-18
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 BussyShillBot 2019-07-18
Are you writing fiction now?
I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.
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1 CucksLoveTrump 2019-07-18
Katie Herzog is a radical centrist of the highest order and should be knighted or made an /r/drama saint
1 Dildokin 2019-07-18
Youre not kidding
1 VanillaReign 2019-07-18
Hold on, is this the same tranny that wrote about breast "feeding" her kid, or is this a different lunatic who also happens to write for The Stranger?
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-18
She's quite funny, so possibly a female (male), or at least raised with brothers. Whatever fucked up trauma in IRC made snally may have occurred as well.
1 rocinantebabieca 2019-07-18
Katie Herzog is some kind of genius. How does she do it?
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-07-18
how have I not heard of this person before? Unbelievably based
1 drake_irl 2019-07-18
Officially un-foided
1 atmpls 2019-07-18
If you remember how to spell ephebiophilia than you're a pedo
1 chuddingham 2019-07-18
Only 2018 kids will get this ππ
1 ubermanwolf 2019-07-18
that gives me the epheebiejeebies
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-07-18
I'm shocked she's biologically a woman
1 -Mopsus- 2019-07-18
Is she? I could have sworn I've seen Katie say she's trans before when arguing with somebody.
1 ChicagoBallgazeFan 2019-07-18
She lies, tho
Just like a foid
1 -Mopsus- 2019-07-18
i think this might be what i'm remembering: https://twitter.com/kittypurrzog/status/1082445075378913281
but idk if she's referring to herself or the original tweeter
1 smokeyphil 2019-07-18
She's not really wrong though he's into young teen girls (still illegal depending where you are Alabama I'm looking at you) but not the same a being a pedo by the strict psychological definition of it.
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Ah, this is truly a masterwork of being technically correct on something that causes so much pearl-clutching that no one gives a fuck.
1 VivasMadness 2019-07-18
Based as fuck lmao.
1 ThinkingOnce 2019-07-18
What a people that fuck underage girls legally, like 13 year old teens in Argentina?
1 VivasMadness 2019-07-18
You need her/his legal guardian's permission for that. But you are right, let me rephrase. Anyone who actively seeks a sexual/romantic relationship with an underage mentepollo who's obviously being shamelessly manipulated into sex by some creepy adult person deserves the whip.
1 R0saParkinsons 2019-07-18
Can the 15 year-old whip me? βΊοΈππ₯°ππΌ
1 ThinkingOnce 2019-07-18
Yeah, in front of the local town hall with you tied to a stake. And until you die.
1 R0saParkinsons 2019-07-18
Hot.
1 ason 2019-07-18
Hot take: Anyone who gets mad over this distinction is attempting to justify and normalize their own pedophilia by conflating it with attraction to this or this.