[CONFESSION] I have a (NATO) Inflation Fetish

55  2019-07-18 by IHeartCommyMommy

TBH, one of the best parts about being a part of this community is I'm able to be myself around you guys and not worry (my college is filled with pacifists pussyfests 😑😑😑). They say they are SOOOOO accepting of non-traditional forms of sexual expression but as soon as I tell them about my NATO Inflation fetish I'm suddenly a 'hawk' (sorry, no furries 🀬🀬🀬 but if you like Black-Hawks than 😍😍😍).

TBH, I don't even call it NATO in front of you guys, mostly I just like to call it BAE-TO because NATO is bae πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹ every time another former Soviet Republic joins us and we get even more encirclement around Russia I swear to god I'm harder than Chobham 😫😫😫

F-35-chan may be called 'overbudget' but everyone knows that good girls don't come cheap 😘😘😘 Silly Russia is trying to make planes for 'dogfighting (πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚) sorry Vladdy, it isn't 1938 anymore, the only doggy you'll be doing is doggystyle on the recieving end of F35-chans shenis (which will penetrate you deeper than an SR71 penetrated your boarders πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹). Turkey as been very very bad lately, but remember Erdogan, we swallowed up half the USSR because it was naughty, we can gobble-gobble up some Turkey, too 😘😘😘

I know BAE-TO isn't perfect, we made a wittle of a fucky-wucky in Wibya (OOPSIES πŸ˜‹) but Iraq has anime conventions now 😍😍😍 so it was all worth it.

Thank you guys for letting me be myself around here, you don't know how much it means to me

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Okay I kind of want to see an F-35 topping a depiction of Russia now.

Yeah, that’s pretty much what I expected.

I'm somehow disappointed that you aren't extremely familiar with aeromorph porn. It has its own subreddit.

I knew it exists, but it doesn’t really strike me as more depraved than any other DeviantArt shit. I feel like I don’t know enough about plane models to have an opinion.

What are you saying, the most valid opinion is the opinion of the uninformed!

In terms of actual fetish content, it generally isn't. No one draws their huge-titted A-10 getting conjoined with Shadow the Hedgehog and transformed into a toilet.

I’m tempted to learn shit about aircraft to appreciate it now.

Thank you, very cool!

Yikes dont click at work

Wagecels BTFO again

Real phone posting hours. Locked my phone asap.

What the fuck

I work for one of those dirty defense contractors, hmu bb

Might need you to swing by and service my wife.

hire me to audit ur companies weapon code. i'm not a chinese spy. The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派ι¬₯爭 Winnie the Pooh εŠ‰ζ›‰ζ³’εŠ¨ζ€η½‘θ‡ͺη”±ι—¨.

Anything for you mamma

I didn't know I was capable of loving and hating the same thing so much until right now.

Trump cucking bolton on ww3 with iran should be the most viewed pornhub video

That's it. I'm voting for Beto.

Beto is a fuccboi

Beta

I'm so confused

This but unironically

lmao imagine thinking I meant this ironically πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I need ur take on s400 acquisition in turkey, Geopolitical cel

I need ur take on s400 acquisition in turkey, Geopolitical cel

I'm pretty bog-standard in my opinion when it comes to it, I think.

It was a massively fucking bad move on Turkey's part, and it's now impossible to integrate them into the F35 program because its not worth the Russians being able to somehow get any sort of info on its capabilities. F35 is, for all its faults (and there are quite a few, even if it's largely overblown), the most advanced aircraft ever created and will be for some time, it's not something you can risk the Russians getting info on that would give them ideas on how to counter it.

Erdogan is probably doing this as a political gesture as he is quite boastful about his defiance towards the West (or, at least as defiant as an ally could be) and wants to assert his countries independence. I don't know enough about the political situation in Turkey on whether this will be a good political move for him (I suspect it'll go well with hardcore nationalists, but not many others), but I do know that his grip on power is starting to loosen, especially in his home city (Istanbul, the capital) after he tried to subvert the democratic election there. With luck, more pro-Western/pro-NATO/pro-Democracy opposition will be able to use this to gain a stronger standing.

Turkey is a fairly shitty country, their democracy is extremely fragile and weak, and their current government is a fucking disaster, but they are still an important strategic partner. Additionally, I think there is still hope for Turkish democracy, which is something extremely rare in the Muslim world, so it's important not to alienate them too far unless it is unavoidable. We need to strategically distance ourselves from Turkey in some ways because of this, but still make it clear they are full members of the NATO alliance and do our best to work towards mending the relationship. Considering the growing weakness of the current regime it may be possible to work with more amicable partners in the near future, but if we react too harshly now than we may squander that potential chance.

One thing I will say is that I don't know much about the canceled plans on them buying Patriot missiles from the US that didn't pan out to say if Turkeys grievances were justified there. Even if Turkey has a point, I still think that they would massively be overplaying the slight.

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Omg i think we just became geopolitical analysts best friends πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

Oh my god, I just got an idea! Lets get PJs, boxxed wine, Ben and Jerries, and laugh at the galaxybrain F35 takes in National Interest 😍😍😍😍😍

I get off to seeing boomers post "thank u for ur service" and other shitty geopolitical takes like muh russians are MAFIA!!! Omg why just we dont assassinate kim jung un!!!

I will say this, I think it's fair to call the Russian regime a 'gangster' regime, it is in a lot of ways. It is a corrupt, authoritarian, and often violent regime and a large amount of power is put into a fairly small group of people. That said, a lot of the implied aspects of them being a 'Mafia' are bullshit. For one, Putin isn't a fucking mob-boss who has total control over his 'family', the dude may be the leader and he may have a shitton of power, but he is still limited by group rivalries, elements on the system he doesn't have the power to change or subvert, and public opinion (something he doesn't have total control over, despite /r/politics claims).

Second, Mafias are portrayed as only interested in money and power, that isn't really true of the Putin regime from my perspective. Sure, they want money and power but there is more to Putin than that. He is more complex than the Saturday Morning Cartoon Villian he is made out to be. It's not apologizing for him, just pointing out that he is a complex person with complex motivations and absolute authority doesn't rest in his hands.

Lastly, lmao about assassinating Kim. I fucking laugh at Chappos when they think China and NK have some sort of leftist solidarity πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ BITCH, Daddy Xi doesn't care about Rocketman's Hereditary personality cult, they just don't want NATO and the US on its fucking border, let alone 5 million refugees flooding in πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ and /r/politics "What do you mean they have artillery pointed directly at Seoul, they're poor lmao there's no way they can afford that".

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Rude. 😀😀😀

ngl, probably the sexiest international military alliance aimed at containing Russian territorial encroachment I've ever seen 😍

Where's my Wesley Clark '04 shirt?

Germ*ns werent wrong about the bolsheviki menance πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

Charles XII should have marched on St. Petersberg.

Iraq has anime conventions now 😍😍😍

Bush officially worst president.