I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

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maybe parents should feel more responsible for their childrens actions and not let them do stuff to the animal that might irritate it.

The problem is literally never with the dog.

Some ethot I follow on twitter got a pitbull and was posting this within a week of getting it. Can't wait to see who it mauls.

"Yeah if you piss off my pet it'll kill you, totally fine to have it around kids though."

I'm ready to entertain nearly any explanation or conspiracy theory as to how we got to the point where some percentage of people are so broken at a genetic level that they care about dogs more than children.

Arrested development.

I didn't like that show, but that's a big stretch. I like where your head is at though, I'm leaning towards adolescent antidepressants as a conspiracy theory.

Low child mortality rates

Have you ever met a child?

I saw one on the street once, I was gonna go see what they were like, but tragically my pittie escaped my grasp and mauled it before I got the chance :(

Overpopulation

Pit Bulls are a mixture of adopting some violent prisoner child and owning an assault rifle. They get off on the power of the breed and intimidating people. They also get off on being some progressive white savoir that will make up for Michael Vick's failure.

Similar reason why people get into shit like anti-vax: retarded mayos thinking they're exceptional and special. They have no real power or acceptance in life, so a murder beast that usually doesn't maul them if they feed them fills some of the voids in their life.

Maybe you should ask the Labrador Retriver that bit my son as a toddler.

Doesn't this by his own logic make him a bad parent? If Pitbulls are good dogs and there are no dogs that are just bad and kids who get bit must have done something then all dogs are good and it is either the kid or the dads fault for the mauling.

The fact that the kid survived is a testament to the gentile nature of the Labrador

gentile nature

So, pibbles are Jewish?

https://www.racked.com/2016/5/11/11540360/i-threw-my-dog-a-bark-mitzvah-and-all-i-got-was-this-lousy-jewish

Whatabout the Chihuahuas, they're so vicious????

why yes, retrievers retrieve and pointers point due to breeding

actually it's your childs fault for violating my pibbles NAP, breed has nothing to do with it

every time. i hope that God strikes down every mayoness dogfucker that has dedicated their life to being a pit apologist.

I love how they always use the chihuahua example too. "Chihuahuas bite people all the time!". Oh ok good, so you are admitting that some dogs bite more then others, now lets talk about strength.

It won’t be able to maul it if it’s bitsized enough to eat in one bite

My plan for reparations:

Give every slave descendant a pibble with a kissing license.