Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
Just yesterday there was a highly upvoted post here of you getting absolutely and completely smoked and demolished in a debate. However, I was certain you were retarded long before that post or any significant interaction I ever had with yo.
I unironically hope there is some tragic accident that leaves you unable to communicate through any means, real or virtual. It genuinely pisses me the fuck off every time you are actually kind of correct on something because I'm still unsure if it's more pathetic to have to be grouped in with MAGAcels or with you.
How sad is it that Drumpf Unironically makes every single democratic candidate, minus gabbard and a few others, look like complete unhinged lunatics. What a time to be alive
Open borders, free healthcare for illegals, abolish ice, decriminalizing illegal immigration, general anti second and first amendment positions, prisoners should be able to vote, the list goes on forever.. I live in reality, you live off the opinions of woke twitter and wapo opinion ‘journalists’ hot takes.
Many jurisdictions continue to refuse to work with HSI because of a perceived linkage to the politics of civil immigration. Other jurisdictions agree to partner with [ICE Homeland Security Investigations] as long as the name is excluded from any public facing information. HSI is constantly expending resources to explain the organizational differences to state and local partners, as well as to Congressional staff, and even within our own department DHS.
The group of special agents suggested splitting up ICE into two separate agencies: one that focuses on detaining and deporting undocumented immigrants, and another that focuses on transnational criminal investigations. They would both remain part of the DHS, but Homeland Security Investigations would no longer be under ICE.
decriminalizing illegal immigration
Which person running for office has this on their platform?
general anti second and first amendment positions
Which person is running on anti-first amendment, better yet, can you explain to me:
I live in reality, you live off the opinions of woke twitter and wapo opinion ‘journalists’ hot takes.
Dropper, you are completely delusional and live in your own fake news twisted reality where climate change is fake, pizzagate is real and all kinds of absurd shit. You're one of the dumbest people I know and I really hope you're larping.
You are a literal retard that uses cognitive dissonance to explain away the things you know are insane. You didn’t watch the debates? Imagine using vox as a source 🤦🏿♂️
I suppose you agree we have literal concentration camps on our southern borders lmao. You’re trying to act like the fringe left hasn’t taken over your party. Even pedo Joe is wavering on these insane positions being taken. You literally didn’t watch the debates did you,, Medicare for all wasn’t enough, people were definitely arguing decriminalizing illegal immigration and offering illegals health care. Now most of the non meme candidates know these positions aren’t tenable, but it’s still concerning they are willing to take them to try and win the primaries. Cant wait till you’re defending kalamunga Harris 🤤
You ‘stopped reading’ bc your positions are complexity retarded and not based in reality. Stop seething and start reading, embrace centrism too. The neet lifestyle is rotting your brain, don’t turn out like kipppot ffs
So at the debates there were no candidates calling for decriminalizing illegal crossings, ‘free’ health care for illegals, etc etc. ps just be honest, and we can have a discussion of merit.
That's not "decriminalizing" illegal immigration. It's talking about border crossings.
The goal is to refocus on actual criminals:
She says she'd issue guidance to officers that detention is only used for those who are a flight or safety risk and protections will be given to those who may be at an increased risk in a general detention facility such as asylum seekers, families, pregnant women and LGBTQ+ persons. With less people detained, Warren says she'll be able to push for legislation to permanently ban for-profit detention centers, like the one she visited in Homestead, Florida last month.
It's not "legalizing illegal immigration" which is what you claimed. Maybe work on your reading comprehension.
Once they get across the finish line(the border) they are generally here for good, as the statistics show. Overstays show is this, it’s effectively the same shit. Ur a retard
Nope, you are doing major mental gymnastics bc you know these woketard positions are unfeasible and not the will of the people. Just be real with yourself, I can openly admit when rightoid positions are silly.
Watch the debates you troglodyte. Then come back to me and tell me I’m not 100% right. Ur supposed to be a all knowing politico and won’t even watching the primary debates ffs
Find rightoid lolcows in leftoid subs, post the drama and be sure that the Totesmessenger notifies everyone that their drama is showcased on /r/Drama. 😗😗😗 Additionally subsidize current resident leftoid lolcows to encourage local leftoids to participate in light the sub’s banishment from the free ping agreement. The lolcow disparity is a economic crisis for /r/drama. Bigly! 😭
Good ideas tbh but a lot of political subs turn off totes, might have to just flat out say "I'm posting this to drama". Most leftoid subs just flat out ban dissenting opinions too so it's hard to find real drama in them. I can only think of a few local leftoids who are willing to jump in the mud and wrestle with the pigs and they rarely get banned unlike rightoids who just can't help but break sitewide rules.
It's a strange thing because there's like 3 openly right wing subs left on the site so you'd think we'd be overrun with leftoids, but they keep their distance on the whole.
Find a group of lefties that don't mind people lampooning trannies and Chapos. Unfortunately only the rightoid menace and Chadical centrists seem to be capable of that.
When the rightoids send their people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending radical centrists. They're not sending bussy lovers. They're sending MAGAcels that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing downvoting. They're bringing agenda posting. They're MDEgenerates.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-18
Fuck you dude. You don't just get to believe what I'd been thinking the whole time now that it's convenient for you. First apologize to me for your original opinions, shithead.
And look: the fact that you just very recently had those problematic opinions does not just mean that you get to be woke within a matter of clicks; you still have a lot of rethinking to do. So shut up. Say you're sorry, SHUT THE FUCK UP, and start listening: the adults are talking, and what we have to say will impact generations to come.
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1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Take solace in the fact they'll go down as some of the dumbest people in US history.
1 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2019-07-18
Imagine believing humanity will still be alive in 150 years.
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
I suspect it will be.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-18
I suspect you're retarded
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-18
🔎🤔
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Based on what?
1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-18
Posting here is a atrong argument for his proposition
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-18
significant interactions with you
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Was that the time you tried to come at me, got absolutely dismantled, and then came up with this whole "no, you're the retard" meme?
Let's do this. Why don't you point to some example of me being wrong.
1 dreammarket306 2019-07-18
>serious posting
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-18
Just yesterday there was a highly upvoted post here of you getting absolutely and completely smoked and demolished in a debate. However, I was certain you were retarded long before that post or any significant interaction I ever had with yo.
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
What lol? What debate did I have with that person? Watch how easy it is for me to prove you a moron.
Point what argument I made that the person in question refuted.
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-18
nice. you downvoted me. that'll show me
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
I don't downvote or upvote people on reddit.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-07-18
😂😂😂
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-18
Look at this king retard here, nominated to clean up after us lowly approvedcel retards and the filthy normie retards.
I wonder how much financial compensation it would take for me to consider taking on that role, as retard-janny?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-07-18
Goddamn right
1 WakeMeUpInsidePNG 2019-07-18
Not if I have anything to say about it.
😎😎😎
1 UhmThatsAYikesSweaty 2019-07-18
Imagine being this whitepilled smh
1 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2019-07-18
I don't speak to cowards who run away from arguments with the intellectually superior.
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Yeah, or I just don't care to argue with someone that didn't even comprehend what was said.
1 ThreeGenderChair 2019-07-18
They told me you used to be called pizzashill is that because of comet ping pong and besta pizza and the whole child porn thing
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
I used to argue with pizzagate loons and made my name pizzashill so they'd accuse me of being a shill and I could make fun of them.
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-18
Oh wow what a badass
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-18
username checks out
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-18
Got em!
“I have won over 1000 internet with magatards”
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Probably more tbh. But I try to avoid counting them because they're low hanging fruit.
1 WhyTrumpWins2020 2019-07-18
^
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-07-18
I unironically hope there is some tragic accident that leaves you unable to communicate through any means, real or virtual. It genuinely pisses me the fuck off every time you are actually kind of correct on something because I'm still unsure if it's more pathetic to have to be grouped in with MAGAcels or with you.
1 throwaway_999912 2019-07-18
Drama will never be the same without him 😭
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Maybe you should relax a bit.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Also he will go down in history as the last non (((pre selected))) presidential candidate Unironically
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Yes, a retard of the people to be sure.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
How sad is it that Drumpf Unironically makes every single democratic candidate, minus gabbard and a few others, look like complete unhinged lunatics. What a time to be alive
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
I'd say you live in an alternate reality if you think that's the case.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Open borders, free healthcare for illegals, abolish ice, decriminalizing illegal immigration, general anti second and first amendment positions, prisoners should be able to vote, the list goes on forever.. I live in reality, you live off the opinions of woke twitter and wapo opinion ‘journalists’ hot takes.
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Can you point out where on any of their platforms open borders are called for?
Which person running for office has this on their platform?
ICE isn't border patrol and the actual good parts have ICE have asked to be delinked from the Trump SS multiple towns:
https://www.vox.com/policy-and-politics/2018/6/29/17517870/ice-agents-dhs-break-up-ice
Which person running for office has this on their platform?
Which person is running on anti-first amendment, better yet, can you explain to me:
https://www.aclu.org/sites/default/files/styles/content_area_full_width/public/wysiwyg/blog16-trumptweetflagburning-580w.jpg
Why not?
Dropper, you are completely delusional and live in your own fake news twisted reality where climate change is fake, pizzagate is real and all kinds of absurd shit. You're one of the dumbest people I know and I really hope you're larping.
1 LongPostBot 2019-07-18
All them words won't bring your pa back.
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1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
You are a literal retard that uses cognitive dissonance to explain away the things you know are insane. You didn’t watch the debates? Imagine using vox as a source 🤦🏿♂️
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
A) I do not see you linking me the platforms saying the things you claimed they said.
B) I linked vox quoting ICE officials. Are you saying the quotes are fake?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
I suppose you agree we have literal concentration camps on our southern borders lmao. You’re trying to act like the fringe left hasn’t taken over your party. Even pedo Joe is wavering on these insane positions being taken. You literally didn’t watch the debates did you,, Medicare for all wasn’t enough, people were definitely arguing decriminalizing illegal immigration and offering illegals health care. Now most of the non meme candidates know these positions aren’t tenable, but it’s still concerning they are willing to take them to try and win the primaries. Cant wait till you’re defending kalamunga Harris 🤤
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
I stopped reading after the first line. because right away I knew your comment would not contain the following:
A) platform links containing the things you claimed they did.
B) a response to the fact you tried to call quotes from ice officials fake.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
You ‘stopped reading’ bc your positions are complexity retarded and not based in reality. Stop seething and start reading, embrace centrism too. The neet lifestyle is rotting your brain, don’t turn out like kipppot ffs
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Still waiting for you to support the things you said.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Amazing you either didn’t watch the debates or are in complete denial
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Still waiting for you to support the claims you made.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
So at the debates there were no candidates calling for decriminalizing illegal crossings, ‘free’ health care for illegals, etc etc. ps just be honest, and we can have a discussion of merit.
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Still waiting for you to provide links to platforms calling for the things you claimed.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
The links are there but I’m phones posting and watching a movie with my gf. I’ll see what I can do 2moro at work
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Still waiting.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
How are you this autistic? https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/elizabeth-warrens-plan-aims-decriminalize-border-crossings-expand/story?id=64267292
Even linking a fakenews style source you would prefer
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
That's not "decriminalizing" illegal immigration. It's talking about border crossings.
The goal is to refocus on actual criminals:
It's not "legalizing illegal immigration" which is what you claimed. Maybe work on your reading comprehension.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
It’s decriminalizing illegal crossings, which I claimed. Ps have you been drinking 🤔
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
No, you claimed open borders and decriminalizing illegal immigration:
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Once they get across the finish line(the border) they are generally here for good, as the statistics show. Overstays show is this, it’s effectively the same shit. Ur a retard
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
That is absolutely not what they claimed and it is not what you claimed.
You literally tried to lie here and got caught in said lie.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Nope, you are doing major mental gymnastics bc you know these woketard positions are unfeasible and not the will of the people. Just be real with yourself, I can openly admit when rightoid positions are silly.
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Your claim: open borders and the decriminalization of illegal immigration.
What you linked: does not say this.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Watch the debates ffs. It’s a clown show
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
I don't know dropper, given you tried to lie here and it took me 15 seconds to spot the lie, I'm not sure you're an accurate source of information.
Your understanding of words seems very questionable.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Watch the debates you troglodyte. Then come back to me and tell me I’m not 100% right. Ur supposed to be a all knowing politico and won’t even watching the primary debates ffs
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-18
Dropper, the fact you tried to lie and didn't think I'd call you on it is hilarious.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
U looked foolish here, watch the debates ffs
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-18
SEND THEM BACK
SEND THEM BACK
SEND THEM BACK
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-07-18
They come from death threat torn quarantined communities! They reject our centrist values!
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-18
Lol post got deleted
MAGAJANNIES MAD 🤪🤪🤪
1 Coonass_alt 2019-07-18
It’s not deleted you tard.
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-07-18
lol @ magachumps *SEETHE
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-18
It’s absolutely hilarious, ♿️they♿️ downvote but have no words to scree with 🤣🤣🤣
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Magacels always downvote lolcows, and it disgusts me
1 throwaway_999912 2019-07-18
The number of magacels here who are not lolcows is less than 5
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Speaking of lolcows red pill me on what pizzashills new handle is 🤔
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-18
Professorshillphd, he’s a few comments below
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
Thank you kindly
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-18
> implying it’s only magatards
inb4 cope
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-18
It’s also mayo liberals that just come here to seethe and call is alt right.
1 BaldwinIVofJerusalem 2019-07-18
can't believe this community allows such racism
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-07-18
Schmitty, how can we get more leftoids in here?
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-18
Find rightoid lolcows in leftoid subs, post the drama and be sure that the Totesmessenger notifies everyone that their drama is showcased on /r/Drama. 😗😗😗 Additionally subsidize current resident leftoid lolcows to encourage local leftoids to participate in light the sub’s banishment from the free ping agreement. The lolcow disparity is a economic crisis for /r/drama. Bigly! 😭
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-07-18
Good ideas tbh but a lot of political subs turn off totes, might have to just flat out say "I'm posting this to drama". Most leftoid subs just flat out ban dissenting opinions too so it's hard to find real drama in them. I can only think of a few local leftoids who are willing to jump in the mud and wrestle with the pigs and they rarely get banned unlike rightoids who just can't help but break sitewide rules.
It's a strange thing because there's like 3 openly right wing subs left on the site so you'd think we'd be overrun with leftoids, but they keep their distance on the whole.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-18
Find a group of lefties that don't mind people lampooning trannies and Chapos. Unfortunately only the rightoid menace and Chadical centrists seem to be capable of that.
1 Matues49 2019-07-18
r/Stupidpol
1 ThreeGenderChair 2019-07-18
we are pretty open to new ideas at stupidpol
1 Stenwalden 2019-07-18
Good luck finding such a breed of leftoid.
1 oss_spy 2019-07-18
There are plenty of leftcels here
1 Oh_hamburgers_ 2019-07-18
Yeah but they all pretend to be centrists
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-18
Is that a man or a woman? This is important.
1 problematicUnpack 2019-07-18
Can we do another ban of anyone who has double posted here and the TD
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-07-18
Is that a woman or a woman with big tits?
1 EasySchmitty 2019-07-18
Xe is THICC 😩
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2019-07-18
Magacels migrate here and then refuse to assimilate to our culture 🤔
1 big_guyUUUU 2019-07-18
>implying we have a culture
1 Hermaphroshep 2019-07-18
This.
1 SKEEUP 2019-07-18
When the rightoids send their people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending radical centrists. They're not sending bussy lovers. They're sending MAGAcels that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with them. They're bringing downvoting. They're bringing agenda posting. They're MDEgenerates.
1 wwaalleess 2019-07-18
Pls ask for permission next time u use my pic