I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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Hollywood's been out of new ideas since the 80s

The homosexual tension is gonna be more on the lemon party side this time...

Disney and the Church of Scientology have reached a deal to release a fresh Cruise clone every 10 years.

The real Cruise is probably wanking in some techno coffin in their basement.

This is the worst circlejerk ever. Hollywood has plenty of ideas, but nobody goes to see anything but capeshit, star wars, and other sequel bullshit. So that's all anyone talks about

Media is a reflection of ourselves and we deserve it

This but unironically

imagine not being able to enjoy Top Gun

For real not a Tom Cruise fan but modern production techniques and F-18s? I might actually go to a movie theater in 2020

since it’s Tom you just know 1. All that aircraft footage is real and not CGI and 2. He’s actually in those planes

Dude is batshit crazy, but that makes for a good action film hero. HE does all his stunts.

I honestly don’t know Tom that well, sounds like he’s known for doing his own stunts?

Tbh, if I were him who the hell wouldn’t pass up the chance as a civillian to get behind the stick of any military fighter craft. He’s got a very golden opportunity to insist on it, he’d be soy if he didn’t.

I honestly don’t know Tom that well, sounds like he’s known for doing his own stunts?

Dude literally held onto the side of a C130 or some shit as it took off just so they could get a scene of it in MI:6

The pitch meeting:

Tom: I want to fly a jet.

Tom's agent: Sure Mr. Cruise. I'm sure you can afford a private jet and lessons.

Tom: No, I want to fly a fighter jet.

Tom's agent: I don't think that's really possible Mr. Cruise. The military doesn't let just anyone...

Tom: I don't care, make it happen.

Coked out producer: I've got just the idea!

As God intended

It wasn't low-key at all. The Navy put recruitment booths outside of theaters to catch people coming out of Top Gun.

Coked out David Miscavige: sniiiiif I'VE GOT JUST THE IDEA!

oh for fucks sake

lets just throw out all the fun and coolness of the original and make it all "durk and gurty" because that's apparently what sells these days god fucking damnit there won't be a single bit of homo erotic volleyball to danger zone it'll be homoerotic volley ball to some hans zimmer-esque inception BWWWWAAAASSS

GOD DAMMIT STOP RAPING EVERYTHING THAT WAS GOOD JUST LET IT DIE WITH DIGNITY

Ok thats a logical point maybe I won’t be seeing this

SEETHING

Imagine thinking they’d let a 50 year old manlet fly a fighter jet anywhere other than on the tarmac to gas it up. This would have been better if they did that shitty lion king vr garbage to film this

It's not even beginning for capeshitcel

Looks alright, i hope they wont make all the shit with cgi.