Daddy McAfee is ready for a standoff with the CIA

283  2019-07-19 by ManBearFridge

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.

The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.

Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.

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The CIA has gone too far now.

Can't believe they are trying to assassinate a presidential candidate.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Not funny didn’t laugh

And patron saint of r/drama.

I actually thought burger presidential candidates had SS protection???

Why'd they change your copypasta?

Idonno!

fuckin glow in the dark cia niggers

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

What do we do all day?

We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.

We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.

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They really do glow in the dark. Also say Iran contra fried chicken 3 times in a mirror and you'll be suicided twice in the back of the head

"John McAfee surrenders to US Government, blubbering incoherently while feces runs down his cargo shirts"

I really hope he runs for president from a Beliezean Jail Cell like a modern day unhinged and bath salt amped Eugene Debbs.

I hope he forms a government in exile.

Like Big Boss.

Except Debbs was a hardcore socialist right

Yups. Based.

No way McAfee is nuts enough that I can believe he would actually get into a shootout

it also better be a Scarface-flair shootout where before he dies he kills forty customs agents while high on whatever drugs he's taking

McAfee is the Booglaoo Babe 😍😍😍

Get him on board, I'll call it in.

Anyone that will fashion a hammock with a hole cut in it so that a prostitute can shit through it into their mouth is good in my book.

Lol is that real

god i fucking love this guy

total based nutjob

Dude was smoking bath salts before it was cool.

I want him to team up with Charlie Sheen. They'd be unstoppable.

YAASS imagine having a President who spent a year in international waters doing massive amounts of coke WINNING and shooting at glow-in-the-dark CIA Niggers 😍.

hahahahaha wtf

I love the scammer in the comments giving away btc and the associated accounts lmao

It really works! I swear.

scammer? what do you mean I got 6.9 bit coins

Lol kinda genius if you ask me wonder if he’s actually getting anything

Twitter will literally ban you in seconds for calling some random homosexual a male, but leaves out obvious scams up for hours for boomers to fall into.

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Its the ol’ runescape “doubling money” scam. Literally. Its fascinating tbh. I bet they made a few hundred bucks off it too.

Temple OS guy and John McAfee, name a more iconic duo

Hes dead jim. Train.

I know :( I think it was the CIA

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They glow in the dark.

Jim probably did contribute to Terry's suicide. He made him the focus of thousands of stupid kids. Should gatekeep lolcows

Who wouldn't want Bible reference in your kernel

oh so they're allowed to remove him but I cant remove the fucking antivirus

seems fair

lmfao I want off this ride please end it's too much

Does he think being a (so far self-created) fugitive might be a plus to a Libertarian audience? "Is it not?" he snaps back. "Aren't we supposed to be standing up and risking things, putting ourselves on the fucking line" for freedom? "Well I'm doing it. Please God give me credit for that."

You have my vote crypto daddy.

tfw no 6/10 big titty bodyguard

Lol he's literally linking to straight up unapologetic scams now.

It would be hilarious if the cia filmed him while capturing him. A storm of gunfire and slurred "come get me glowie niggers i'm your future president"

Is reality even real?

be dark for the next few days

Decades long acid trip continues with blacked.com references.

Why would someone shoot a man before running away from Belize

Has a more based man ever existed?

We need an AMA from this guy.

Mod material.

Is that the new chick he pays to dump in his mouth through a hammock

How can one man be so based?

He finally found a guatemalan that will shit in his mouth good for him