What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.
What do we do all day?
We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.
We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.
We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.
YAASS imagine having a President who spent a year in international waters doing massive amounts of cokeWINNING and shooting at glow-in-the-dark CIA Niggers 😍.
Twitter will literally ban you in seconds for calling some random homosexual a male, but leaves out obvious scams up for hours for boomers to fall into.
Does he think being a (so far self-created) fugitive might be a plus to a Libertarian audience? "Is it not?" he snaps back. "Aren't we supposed to be standing up and risking things, putting ourselves on the fucking line" for freedom? "Well I'm doing it. Please God give me credit for that."
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1 AutoModerator 2019-07-19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-19
Hahahahaha, you're in college and you still spend your time like this! This internet troll shit is for lonely 14 year olds, not adults.
The rest of your life is going to be lonely and boring if this is what you do with your time during what should be your most exciting years.
Before you know it, college will be over and you'll have no ability to make new friends because you don't have anything interesting to talk about or any way to meet new people. If you're not able to make friends now when it's literally the easiest it will ever be, there's no way you're going to swing it when you're even older.
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1 patriarchysupporter 2019-07-19
The CIA has gone too far now.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-19
Can't believe they are trying to assassinate a presidential candidate.
1 AutoModerator 2019-07-19
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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1 dedoid69 2019-07-19
Not funny didn’t laugh
1 patriarchysupporter 2019-07-19
And patron saint of r/drama.
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-19
I actually thought burger presidential candidates had SS protection???
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-19
Why'd they change your copypasta?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-19
Idonno!
1 Fuccboi2013 2019-07-19
fuckin glow in the dark cia niggers
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-19
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.
What do we do all day?
We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.
We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.
We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.
1 LongPostBot 2019-07-19
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1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-19
The bot for non intellectuals 😤
1 AugustusTheWolf 2019-07-19
They really do glow in the dark. Also say Iran contra fried chicken 3 times in a mirror and you'll be suicided twice in the back of the head
1 MG87 2019-07-19
"John McAfee surrenders to US Government, blubbering incoherently while feces runs down his cargo shirts"
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-19
I really hope he runs for president from a Beliezean Jail Cell like a modern day unhinged and bath salt amped Eugene Debbs.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-19
I hope he forms a government in exile.
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-19
Like Big Boss.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-19
Except Debbs was a hardcore socialist right
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-19
Yups. Based.
1 headasplodes 2019-07-19
No way McAfee is nuts enough that I can believe he would actually get into a shootout
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-07-19
it also better be a Scarface-flair shootout where before he dies he kills forty customs agents while high on whatever drugs he's taking
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-07-19
McAfee is the Booglaoo Babe 😍😍😍
1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2019-07-19
Get him on board, I'll call it in.
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-19
Anyone that will fashion a hammock with a hole cut in it so that a prostitute can shit through it into their mouth is good in my book.
1 Ted_UtteredBoast 2019-07-19
Lol is that real
1 carcanomagicbullet 2019-07-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQmhwhBcEk
1 -Mopsus- 2019-07-19
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRQmhwhBcEk
john mcafee is a king
1 AdmiralKunt 2019-07-19
god i fucking love this guy
total based nutjob
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2019-07-19
Dude was smoking bath salts before it was cool.
1 fernguts 2019-07-19
I want him to team up with Charlie Sheen. They'd be unstoppable.
1 FChoL 2019-07-19
YAASS imagine having a President who spent a year in international waters
doing massive amounts of cokeWINNING and shooting at glow-in-the-dark CIA Niggers 😍.1 mynameJef6969 2019-07-19
https://youtu.be/AbG6u86t4bA
1 GhostA737 2019-07-19
hahahahaha wtf
1 Wololol0w 2019-07-19
I love the scammer in the comments giving away btc and the associated accounts lmao
1 SQLerection 2019-07-19
It really works! I swear.
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-07-19
scammer? what do you mean I got 6.9 bit coins
1 GhostA737 2019-07-19
Lol kinda genius if you ask me wonder if he’s actually getting anything
1 mukumukum68-60 2019-07-19
Twitter will literally ban you in seconds for calling some random homosexual a male, but leaves out obvious scams up for hours for boomers to fall into.
1 ClementineChime 2019-07-19
.
1 GhostA737 2019-07-19
Its the ol’ runescape “doubling money” scam. Literally. Its fascinating tbh. I bet they made a few hundred bucks off it too.
1 Al_Simmons 2019-07-19
Temple OS guy and John McAfee, name a more iconic duo
1 LaptopEnforcer 2019-07-19
Hes dead jim. Train.
1 Al_Simmons 2019-07-19
I know :( I think it was the CIA
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-07-19
☹️
1 scuzwingsuit 2019-07-19
They glow in the dark.
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-07-19
Jim probably did contribute to Terry's suicide. He made him the focus of thousands of stupid kids. Should gatekeep lolcows
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-19
Who wouldn't want Bible reference in your kernel
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-07-19
oh so they're allowed to remove him but I cant remove the fucking antivirus
seems fair
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-07-19
lmfao I want off this ride please end it's too much
1 wow___justwow 2019-07-19
You have my vote crypto daddy.
1 ThreeGenderChair 2019-07-19
tfw no 6/10 big titty bodyguard
1 aqouta 2019-07-19
Lol he's literally linking to straight up unapologetic scams now.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-07-19
It would be hilarious if the cia filmed him while capturing him. A storm of gunfire and slurred "come get me glowie niggers i'm your future president"
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-07-19
Is reality even real?
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-07-19
Decades long acid trip continues with blacked.com references.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-07-19
Why would someone shoot a man before running away from Belize
1 hE-01 2019-07-19
Has a more based man ever existed?
1 RochelleH 2019-07-19
We need an AMA from this guy.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-19
Mod material.
1 scooterbraun 2019-07-19
Is that the new chick he pays to dump in his mouth through a hammock
1 Gaben38 2019-07-19
How can one man be so based?
1 collectijism 2019-07-19
He finally found a guatemalan that will shit in his mouth good for him