What happened to this sub?
28 2019-07-20 by professorshillphd
There used to be a time when this sub had no problem going to war with twox, subredditdrama, or any of the other cuck subs on tthis websiite.
The mods have grown soft, they've allowed the admins to rob /r/drama of our very essence, our meaning, our entire purpose.
The rightoids, some of the least funny people on earth are running rampant. The leftoids, the majority of this sub, sit on the sidelines. The foids have increased their power greatly in recent months, in some posts, I've even seen people defending foids. And again I say, where are the mods? Why are they not on the frontlines, defending this sub from outside aggressors?
There's a saying I'm fond of, some of you might have heard it:
"Speak softly and carry a big stick
Our mods speak softly and carry a wet noodle. I am formally calling for /r/drama mod elections. I will establish my platform now.
1) All rightoids will be flaired with an Alex Jones face.
2) Foids will be flaired with a puke face.
3) The mod team will conist of no more than A) 1 foid. B) 5 trannies. C) 15 white males.
4) This sub will, for a change, go on the attack. For too long we've been on the defensive. We're like the dominion in the series finale of deep space nine. We've treated and formed a defensive line, and there are holes all over the place. The best defense is a good offense.
5) I will be creating a special task force of incels to patrol the sub for pro-foid comments and respond accordingly. These incels will answer to me and me alone.
6) Feminism will be outlawed.
7) rightoid agend aposts will be tightly regulated and fact checked by myself before being approved.
8) War will be declared on /r/topmindsofreddit. They have rubbed me the wrong way.
9) /r/subredditdrama will be set to "hostile sub" status and I will be creating a task force of reddit neets to infiltrate and destroy them from the inside.
10) Foids suck.
41 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-20
ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
This message is brought to you by truth and decency and concern for your well being as well as the well being of the world around, NOT "bigotry" or "ignorance".
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1 Forbins_Narration 2019-07-20
lmao bussy
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-20
I've always sat on the sidelines, tyvm. Sometimes I throw peanuts at people from there.
1 Matues49 2019-07-20
The sub died when pinging and kys-posting were banned. We are just maggots feasting on its corpse.
1 janniesRfags 2019-07-20
👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆👆🖕
1 SJCards 2019-07-20
🤤🤤🤤
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-07-20
I got banned for joking about re education camps for people who say doggo. Meanwhile China invests in Reddit, and they have actual re education camps for the Uighurs lol. Daily reminder that jannies do it for free.
1 Fletch71011 2019-07-20
Honestly would have been better if they just continued to allow clever way around those rules until the sub got banned.
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-07-20
Flair me up, pizza
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-20
This will be the flair:
https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/thumbnails/image/2018/05/29/11/alex-jones.jpg?w968h681
1 WreckingYourHome 2019-07-20
Don't lazy off on me, sonny boy. We'd need a least 10 Alex Jones flairs. That's boring conspiracy Alex. Here's Gamer Alex. You'd be MRA/Incel Alex.
Though you'd deserve a personal flair, and I've found the perfect one. It kinda looks like a school shooter Pizzashill/Alex Jones hybrid: https://i.imgur.com/lmFpWfJ.jpg
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-20
Daily reminder that ps is the quintessential perfect topmayoofreddit user
1 SKEEUP 2019-07-20
now this is autism
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-07-20
At first i thought it was a shill post and only started reading it in order to figure out whether it was daddy soros or gigachad putin paying for it.
However, the more I read of this post, the more it became apparent that it was entirely accurate and truthful!
Bravo Sir, Bravo!
1 butwhydoesreddit 2019-07-20
haha good post keep it up
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-20
Your time is up old man.
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The rightoids have taken over. You can merely watch as this sub crumbles before your eyes.
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-20
Would it be an unpopular opinion to say that rightoids are, on average, 15 times funnier than leftoids? I've quite literally never seen something that was funny and left leaning.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-20
Leftoids can be hilarious but for the wrong reasons lol
1 Fletch71011 2019-07-20
Left is way too smug for me to find funny usually. The right is 'funny' because they're retarded but usually don't take themselves too seriously at least.
1 mazelike01 2019-07-20
DAS RIGHT. I know i'm an incel. oops i mean volcel.
1 Epicbasedcentrist 2019-07-20
Have sex
1 WhyTrumpWins2020 2019-07-20
1 professorshillphd 2019-07-20
Let me show you the real reason Trump might win in 2020:
1 scooterbraun 2019-07-20
Sadly the leftoids are going to do way more for daddy’s 2020 win than conservatards could ever hope to do.
1 WhyTrumpWins2020 2019-07-20
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-20
Just embrace him ps
1 BriefSquirt 2019-07-20
Pizza you've had too much to think. Go back to neoliberal or cth you degenerate incel seriousposter
1 TruthPains 2019-07-20
Its all of reddit. Reddit's time has passed and most of us only get on here out of habit and addiction. Soon it will be a very poor man's facebook.
I mean hell, look how many boomers get on here now.
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-07-20
Wow, this much effort on a shitpost
1 Psyman2 2019-07-20
Remember when Ed gave all rightoids the "new user" flare and they sperged out about it for a solid two days?
Good times.
1 BussyBlastBismallah 2019-07-20
Remember when Pizza hadnt flown too close to the sun and was just a giant loser who argued all the time in the comments?
1 shitty_take 2019-07-20
Is pizza even a leftoid? He's so retarded he horse shoed into a Nazi with down syndrome,left alive by the other Nazis as proof of the dangers of rejecting eugenics
1 Psyman2 2019-07-20
No.
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-07-20
What's your position on masterlawlz's "content?
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-20
Won't someone please think of the pizzashills??
1 DiggerNick_0 2019-07-20
This is the gayest fuckin post I’ve seen on this sub.
1 mazelike01 2019-07-20
lame agendaposting.
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-07-20
I have to remove this and it’s fucking lame that I do, but I want to explain why. The last time you wrote a manifesto/game plan like this on your original account we got chewed out by the admins for lines like this:
Even when meant to be tongue and cheek, they aren’t having it. It’s all very no fun allowed, but that’s how it is.
1 Matues49 2019-07-20
cuck
1 Nom_Chompy 2019-07-20
No u 😤😤
1 seenten 2019-07-20
Admins IRL