COPE as COPING COPElets SEETHE over SEETHoids SEETHING over COPEcels

152  2019-07-20 by ArminianWeatherman

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Cope

Yikes

Sweaty

Rent f r e e

Problematic.

Dilate

Prolapse.

Get help.

Who hurt you?

You must be fun at parties

Be better

Incel

y’all

can't

behave

smh

Unironically

based

Cringe

Coping and seething are natural parts of life.

Have sex

"Getting a life" or "having sex" simply is impossible for many internet users, especially the ones who are disproportionately likely to be told to do so. They may have a crippling mental illness, they may have a viral disease and be unable to leave a quarantine for the safety of everyone else, they may be a teenager living in a very strict family that represses them socially, or countless other things about which you haven't even bothered to ask. In the absence of being able to "get a life" or to "have sex", they have chosen to promote with the means available to them what they believe to be good. As a matter of fact, doing this can actually improve their lot in life. For example, I have been helped by my posting on this subreddit to become more confident socially, with many of my methods being adopted from this subreddit but modified to various degrees to fit my circumstances. I can say without a doubt that, had I not discovered this subreddit instead of "having sex", I would be in a significantly worse position than I am today.

Not a single photon of this message passed my retina.

That’s because you were supposed to eat it.

I ain’t readin “all that shit” by “you”

Unironically true.

Having sex is the simultaneous seethe and cope.

My weakness chart doesn't cover multi-stringed attacks

Your comment is a five-roper

I went on a nice bike hike today, but my upper legs SEETHE now.

What is a bike hike?

Do you carry your bike around? That's how I handle what others call "mountain biking" trails.

She lost. Get over it.

Like the phases of the Moon

Dilate ALL

Seething

Yikes

Rent free

Zoz cope

Chapo

Apparently y'all can't behave, so I'm locking this comment section.

THEEEEEYYYYYY cope more on this sub than US. I swear this sub is full of the political opposing views to mine and I hate it!!!!!!! It makes me so ANGRY this sub SUCKS.

Listen just because your side is fascists and mine is the right side of history, doesn’t mean I can’t still call you a faggot, faggot. It just means that it’s ok for me to do so

I legitimately would like you to shut the fuck up.

drama posters C O P E aS

S E. E. T H. ECels C. OPe Post

this but unironically

(to the tune of Freefallin' by Tom Petty)

AND I'M SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHE SEETHE-COOOOPIN'

Cool, so this sub has finally just become 2015 r/Circlejerk

This

Le good gentlesir

Seethe is just the new u mad bro CMV