whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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So she has a plant fetish?

After seeing poison ivy who can blame her

Doc Oc in spider-man, far from home 😩😩👌👌👌

I believe the thought process is the same as a guy who cares for his kids or pets (also lower maintenence from her POV), but they're also just plants. Who would lie about them?

Who the fuck says they have a bunch of plants if they’re fake tho lol

Men who know they can get their dick wet by fabricating one small aspect of their life. Deal with it, sweaty

But it didn’t work

Yeah cuz having real plants shouldn't be a deciding factor for someone who's mentally ok to sleep with you or not. He shot his shot and basically yes-manned the whole date, but who cares

Maybe she was gonna fuck him regardless of plants but then backed out because pretending your fake plants are real is batshit?

Yeah, if a girl started talking up her dogs and I got to her place and they were all stuffed animals... I'd still fucker her, but I'd question my decision making.

I wouldn't. I don't want to end up as the next stuffed animal.

People turned into objects is one of Lawlz's fetishes.

Come to think of it, is that grotesque taxidermist who posts here a girl? That's a match made in hell heaven.

If not, I bet he still has a lovely skin suit.

Naw that guy's a Chad

Phrere needs to work on her sewing and skinning skills then.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

Honestly, if I went to that taxidermy guy's place and ended up as a rat scrote masterpiece, it would be the best death I could ever conceive of.

Well if all of her dogs are stuffed at least she isn't fucking them, no risk of getting cucked by the dog if she is a mayo.

I'm honestly convinced you have a severe learning disability. The poor reading comprehension, the inability to grasp points, the forming of strong opinions on subjects you have no understanding of.

It all adds up.

this is unironically one of the funniest sentences in the history of this cursed place

Obviously it works a significant amount of the time.

I don’t think it’s the having plants part.. I think it’s. They lying about being a “plant person” and making it seem like you are really into plants when irl your plants are fake..;

What should and shouldn't be a deciding factor is up to the individual. If someone promised me some atmosphere that wasn't delivered on, I'd quickly grow bored, assuming the rest of their shit is a half truth.

This time

Who tf makes up that entire story when it's fake tho lol

Creative retards with too much free time.

You can like the aesthetic of having household plants without caring about the upkeep.

Sounds something a incel would do.

Violating the categorical imperative for gussy. Eww no thanks.

I still messaged him the next day. Didn't tell him about the plant shock. He stopped responding after few days :/

👍👍👍

Based and thot patrolled.

i'm just piggybacking top comment on top thread to post my first ever mario maker level

its very baste and redpilled

NY7-96S-CVF

Short level, no overarching theme, enemy spam, no immersive story, worst mario design.

Overal a solid 8.7/10

how is that not themed nigga

and how dare u besmirch SMB3 like that

but thanks bruh!

Ok, maybe 3d world is worse.

Thanks for the WR lmao

absolutely based, that moid is a retard

t. plant enthusiast

Day of the lawnmower when

horticulture gang rise up

He told me he had bunch of plants so I saw it as absolute win scenario (I'll have fun and get some clippings of plants I like).

If a foid tried stealing even parts of my plants, i'd be retroactively withdrawing consent.

Literally just wants his clippings he worked on.

Get your own clippings, bitch.

Clippings, money, netflix, they always have ulterior motives

What's the big deal with clippings? Can I trade sex for some plants?

Now here's what I'm curious about: What's the appropriate number of dates you have to wait before asking someone for cuttings? :D

Oh I have no shame, I ask right away when I find out they are plant person :D

😒

:D

He knows girls like plants. Hes using them as bait to get you more interested into him. Hes fake, use caution as thats red flag #1.

I'm sorry are there Plant Girls like there are Horse Girls?

Is there some sort of Plants Girls find hot list out there because apparently having my plants outside like a normal fucking person is the wrong way to go.

Duh, bitches love succulents. What are you, a virgin?

I have way too many fucking plants i've inherited; 3 Kinds of full rosebushes, Japn Maple, those dumbass shrubs you have to cut into fun shapes, grapes, honeysuckle etc

just not a houseplant guy because those are for losers who don't own homes or wagons so I never inherited any.

since lol cats

Could have just said that

This post has made me reevaluate what I want in my grandma's will. Fuck the nice silver, I'm taking the cacti, lamb's ear and purple velvet.

Never underestimate mayo foids.

Now that I think about it there's a very high correlation between crazy women I know and amount of plants, those long ass ones that you put on your 2nd story and grow down to the floor of your first story inside in particular

Exactly, having 12 cats is too obvious of a red flag but everyone overlooks the massive plants.

I've always just seen them as a metaphor for my massive dick plowing through her cervix and growing in her ovaries.

Hobbyists love having something to talk about over breakfast. It's like having a friend who lets you stick it in.

> Talking to other people about your hobby

>Being so uninteresting you force people to know you have a hobby

>Not being ashamed of your hobby like you should be crazy plant hoarder

> Vegans

>Train Guys

>Gamers

No thanks

Dude honestly though, chicks fucking love plants.

reports say that when no dogs or horses are around, white girls fuck plants

Imagine if she got back at him by faking an orgasm. Heh, that would show him for sure.

What's up with the link between plants (mainly succulents) and gigantic whores? It's hard not to notice at this point.

The rootless cosmopolitan can't really fit an olive tree in her Prius

this is the most insane shit i've ever read. crazy plant ladies exist now? jesus christ.

Hobbies are a great way to pick up bitches.

collecting plants isn't a fucking hobby.

If it almost gets you laid it’s a hobby sweaty

1. that's a fake post, no girl wants to fuck you because you're a boring twat with house plants as a hobby.

2. hobbies are gay and the word hobby is gayer, fuck off.

Fuck people who are anti-immigrant, I fucking hate you, you're the worst people int he world and you don't deserve to exist, your opinions are illegitimate

Not sure what this has to do with the drama but I agree with this 100% and completely unironically

This

So much this! Except, the opposite.

Consider this a reminder to take your medicines for today. If you missed a day or days just take one day's dosages.

However, if you’ve missed a week’s worth. Take the whole bottle.

Being anti-immigrant is just trying to provide a safe space for citizens. I don’t understand what your issue is.

Foid*

Don't tease a woman with a good time. Fetishests want their fetish.

I mean.... He dodge a bullet there, can you imagine if he knocked her up?

This was probably all a hallucination.

Fantastic find

Further proof that reddit is filled with mentally ill trannies.

Shit, this should be in the commercial for plastic plants: “Plastic Plants, they just may save you from fucking a literal schizophrenic”

Whats wrong w that?

a giant faceless stark-white man that stands in the corner of my room at night

So Slenderman? If you're going to make up some bullshit at least invent a unique character.

Weeb Slenderman*

Everyone knows that if you have no house plants, or God forbbid, fake ones, you may be a rapist or a sociopath. Even if you aren't it's a major red flag and a turn off for both sexes.

I have none. Condo is too tiny. Come at me.

Major bruh moment 🤣👆🤯💀

The absolute state of burger home decor when foids have sexual attraction to house plants. Reject modernity, return to home gardening.

"Green babies"

just when you think you've already read the most pathetic thing ever written, you get a wonderful surprise like this

What in Allah's name were you doing browsing /r/houseplants?

How the fuck did you even find this sub?

I guess there is a sub for everything

FUCK FAKE PLANTS. they're so ugly real plants aren't difficult to take care of, it just shows that you're so useless you can't even keep a plant alive. I don't understand why anyone would buy any. sorry but they just really piss me off

real plants aren't difficult to take care of

That's where you're wrong, kiddo. We agree fake plants are crap, tho

wouldnt be worth if it wasnt hard

oh look a subreddit for houseplants

let me use it to tell the world how slutty I am

Foids