If there is anything in the world I would rather do with my $9 currently weeping in my bank account, it is to buy Reddit coins and disperse them among the miserable pe queens who currently post absolutely vi thought provoking and inspiring comments and posts on this very subreddit.

We could have a Mayo of the Minute award, a Seethe award, an effortpost award, a Leftoid award, a Rightoid award, an award for foids, an award for moids, a Janny award (we love you xoxo), a whatever the fuck you want award. I need a way to spend my money on this site and I need it now 💅💅💅