Dude virginity lmao

23  2019-07-22 by CMDR-FusionCor3

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Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.

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Virgin-shaming is unironically a serious problem in modern society.

just fuck a fat broad if its that big a deal to you

Doesn’t count if it’s not genuine.

what

Having sex for the purpose of losing your virginity with someone who you otherwise wouldn’t have sex with doesn’t count.

Is this a new kind of autism I'm unfamiliar with

I suppose so.

As Snappy says "I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards."

I M A G I N E being such a fucking beta that you'd actually listen to what fuckwits have to say about your sex life.

I M A G I N E growing up in based Vietnam with people that shared your cultural values (and skin tone, beauty standards, and average weight), transplanting to a country where people don't even want to be your friend because of your accent (fucking racists), and the only people that would be remotely interested in you are bottom of the barrel lardasses (by your Vietnamese standards) that haven't managed to enter a long-term relationship by the time they hit 27. They didn't have their race and language holding them back, what's their fucking excuse?

Next step is for Charlie to MGTOW. NEVER compromise. Become a Volcel.

Then he should use some of his money and hire a really got hooker while on drugs. He bangs a hot chick and is so fucked up he only remembers he had sex

Also wouldn’t count.

Really? Cause it's a hooker? Man, it must really suck to be so socially incompetent💁‍♂️💁‍♂️

Yeah but the putting virginity as that important probably is a self defeating strategy.

You could say the definition of crimson is such that almost no one on Earth has crimson skin while not feeling that failure to have crimson skin is shameful.

Is this English?

Some people simply put too much emphasis on sex, positive and negative. It's just what it is really.

Ah a fine member of the St Rodgers cult of Inceldom

This is some elementary school level faggotry.

Either you fucked someone or you didn't, end of story.

The world isn't black and white.

Either you fucked someone or you didn't, end of story.

The world isn't black and white.

wat

If she gets pregnant then it's actually the beginning of a new story.

The problem here is a that the simple test people use is one that has absolutely nothing to do with the complicated thing they're trying to test.

Virgin is the test, and it measures whether you've ever had sex or not. Simple.

It's a proxy for social value, physical attractiveness, people skills, and a bunch of other shit. Complicated.

This is why people will call literally anyone they don't like an "incel". So, sure, you can simply remove inceldom/virginity by either hiring a hooker or having sex with someone even lower than you on the social value scale, but that's going to have almost 0 effect on the complicated stuff that causes the stigma against virgins.

new meds, or just gone off the old ones?

It's actually the Amy Wax thing that's causing me to notice all these things where the simple test and the complex thing you want to test are completely out of alignment.

The TL;DR of that drama is that a controversial professor said that the US should regulate its borders to only allow people of the right cultural values in, and that people are just going to have to deal with the fact that a filter like that will favor white people. Some people call this white nationalist, but I think Amy Wax is ACTUALLY wrong because she's completely ignoring the fact that the best immigrants (after WW2 Jews fleeing Nazis) is Asians (especially rich/educated Chinese fleeing Commies). I have to look into it a bit more before effortposting it, but I've got "simple test/complex desire mismatch" on the mind, and incels fit that exactly.

I’m gonna quote my favorite show family man here but find yourself a practice girl

its a good anecdote

Would that logic still apply if you charge the OP money the first time round and continued to charge a fee with subsequent partners?

Lol virgin

I agree not done often enough

What is your definition of serious

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Have sex.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

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Have you any concrete evidence that I haven't had sex, or the slightest idea of the numerous reasons why I might not have had sex that aren't a consequence of my posting on this subreddit?

Am I a loser for being a virgin at 27 years old?

Yes. Only other losers will tell you that you're not a loser because it makes them feel like less of a loser. But legit if you've gone over a quarter-century without getting your genitals juiced at least once you're a fuck up. Literally everyone in your family line going back thousands of years got the job done, maybe you should light some incense and ask your ancestors why you're so shitty at the human prime directive?

Maybe he's unironically an ace?

What does that even mean?

asexual

Ahhhh the thing that was made up by people with a low libido to make themselves feel special. Gotcha.

This but 100 percent unironically

It's like the people who claimed "only wanting to fuck people you have a romantic attraction to" was a gender. We get it you want to be a unique flower but holy fuck not everything is a gender maybe you just don't want to fuck.

Actually that belief itself is a gender

Is believing there are only 2 genders also a gender?

It is not my job to educate you 👩🏿‍🏫

Then he should just take some Viagra and be done with it.

Ehhhh if you don't want to have sex then don't have sex. Like a friend of mine in college is always turning down sex left and right and so he hasn't had sex and he's about 22 rn. But he's the type of person to get heavily addicted to vidya/tv/literally anything that he thinks if he starts having casual sex it's gonna consume his mind.

And honestly, it kinda makes sense. There are a lotta people who would easily become hardcore druggies and the only thing that's stopping them is because they've never tried drugs in the first place. Rather be a virgin than like never be productive

Rather be a virgin than like never be productive

This smells a lot like a big steaming pile of cope.

I think it's kinda based. Knowing that you're such a shitty person you'd literally get addicted to sex and thus proactively cucking yourself.

I think it's kinda based.

Well you're wrong. Good luck with that though.

This "friend" is you and saying no to bots on Tinder isn't "turning down sex left and right". Get fucking laid and stop playing video games.

Dramatard can't fathom the idea of someone having a friend, what a surprise.

Also using Tinder is unholy, Inshallah

If this was your friend, then you wouldn't find him "based" for being a sexless sex addict you retard.

That's not the based part. It's the self control that's based. How many virgin Chad gaymers do you know? He's a p fucking interesting guy

Chad

gaymers

Pick one. "Your friend" will make the same excuses when he is 35. "Hey, I'm concentrating on my career and losing my virginity and having sex will make me addicted to it and thus destroy my career". Nothing more than a MAJOR COPE.

Imagine seething this hard because you can't get sex whenever you want it

And yes, it's pretty astounding that he's a gaymer and a Chad but the world is full of interesting people

Can you link me his tumblr blog where he writes his daily journal about being a gaymer Chad?

Holy shit, even I don't care about him as much as you do. I'm sorry it's so hard for you to believe that people turn down sex. I realize that you can't fathom it since it seems like such a rare occurrence for you. Stay seething

Holy shit, even I don't care about him as much as you do.

Don't be that hard on yourself. Self respect is the first step to improvement.

relying on the same joke like 10 comments in

I'm bored, say something funnier

Only boring people are bored.

Lol, that was pretty good. Say something else funny

Sexless sex addicted Gaymer chad.

My friend is literally the opposite. He really lucked out on the gene pool, complete Chad. Lost his virginity at 19, by the time he was 22 he had 50 plus bodies. It got to the point where he put himself into one of those AA programs for sex. He doesn't do relationships or anything now, although he was ranting to me how upset he was with himself the other day cause he slipped up, some lady at a grocery store approached him for his number, and he later met up and banged her out.

Yeah it's essentially a drug and if you're the type of person to get addicted you gotta be careful. That's why I think the guy I'm talking about is kinda based for recognizing his issues and not letting himself become addicted. That's more self control than 99% of people on this God forsaken website.

Like being a male nympho is possible

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Fellow virgin losers, are we losers?

Incel and future r/aznidentity poster LMAO

Honestly I'm 22 but if i was still a virgin id be unironically black pilled.

23 year old virgin here but i've had my dick sucked tons of times over 2 years by a cunt that "too afraid" to have sex until i dumped her ass and she blamed me for being the bad guy and literally took every single one of my friends away over it

women were a mistake

Literally socialize and interact with other people

it would have happened by now but i was dealing with a bunch of health issues for a few years and am finally ready to get back in the game

women are still a mistake, tho

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I don't know if I've ever seen levels of COPE higher than that thread. Literally everyone of your ancestors had kids when they were 15-25 something is definitely wrong lmao.

I can't tell. I spend a lot of my time exploring my sexuality. I know I would be very sad if I couldn't have it anymore but I can't tell if I'd never had it.

that doesn't mean OP is a loser, that's just a hobby that I find very nice)

Perfectly reasonable response

-19

all those fake "it's no problem bro" replies

lmao you also just know that if any of these people were had the option to date a 25+ virgin, they'd bail immediately because it's such a red flag.

He-hey it worked out for Steve carell in that one movie

If you're dumb enough to have to ask this question you deserve the empty lies you get in response.

This place is literally nothing but a left-wing circle jerk at this point. Of course everyone not a left-winger is getting downvoted.

You've all made it very obvious. There is indeed space between TD (Which I don't think I've ever even posted on) and SRD, which this place has become. Sort by controversial. Any post picking on women or the left, is controversial. Most posts picking on men and the right, are not.

It's not like you guys are even trying to hide it. You've been posting BRDs for days. Sharia Blue has a heavy presence here, including among the mods, and BRD posts are the mods signalling that this sub is now fallen to the fempire. Hence why any post mocking a woman is suddenly downvoted, and a ton of weird SRD leftist shit is getting upvoted.

Bird=BRD=Bring Reddit Down; a SRS meme. Try to deny it by calling it out in plain sight, but it is what it is.

It's time for anyone else just plain leave this sub, block its regulars and go hang out in bigger, better subs, because if every place is a partisan circlejerk (and this place definitely has been for the last few months), we're better off in our own circlejerk subs, like CringeAnarchy, which is a lot bigger than place, and no more or less full of retards. /r/drama is just SRS/CB2 circlejerking at this point. Literally nothing they say makes sense, but they all frantically upvote each other and downvote anyone else.

I won't be interacting with any of you further on this post. You know what's happening here. It's very obvious."

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