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am I a loser for being a virgin at 27

Simple answer. Yes.

Virginity is s social construct

I was unaware humans could reproduce asexually. Someone should tell all the yuppie mayos spending the middle $$$ on fertility treatments that they can just start growing offspring from buds instead.

Everything is a "social construct" nowadays. It's just more meaningless buzzwords used by intellectual midgets to justify their stupidity. Every one of those people are literal incels yet I didnt see anybody throwing that out there.

Just like how race is a social construct and chinks and blacks look exactly alike.

Or sexuality, which is why you can be a 6'4 bearded penis and still be considered a woman

lol Irish people being considered nonwhites is what people are referring to when they say race is a social construct.

You think I care

wew sorry for pissing in your inbox, guess I'll take my services elsewhere

Please do sir.

I shall leave you with a memorial everlasting, a statute unto the generations, a pillar in the desert of time:

8======================================D <---my peepee

please don't reply to me. I've blocked you.

Also not true though

Are you saying Irish people are white? I can't agree with that, I'm afraid.

how many of these people use incel as an insult?

All of them

Realistically I guess I don't care if people are virgins, but marrying the first person to do on a date with you is a bad idea unless you get astronomically lucky.

I think people over 21 who are virgins still are losers no doubt. That guy proves it. He dated that foid for a year and then married her because she would fuck him. She’s probably fat also.

This is why we need to bring back bullying

this is why we need to bring back kysposting (and pinging)

It’s a neck and neck between r/enlightenedcentrism and r/GCJ in a race to be the most insufferable sub on Reddit. Srdines can only dream of reaching that level of smug.

Zoinks

The married guy's wife is so obese that it limits their possible sex positions. Also, his wife hates giving him HJs and BJs, but loves when he cums inside of her.

Did EC cause this terrible fate or did he go to EC because of it?

Anytime anyone uses the term "social construct" you know they are a retard. I mean shit, systems of laws, government, morality, human rights, etc. are all social constructs. Still having your behymen is NOT a social construct.

Social constructs are social constructs

🤔🤔🤔

Yeah I don’t get up having a dick shoved into you can be “socially constructed”

I guess because some people think you've lost your virginity if you've done anal sex while others don't? That's pretty social-constructish

How do you feel about people calling social constructs spooks?

I feel they need to actually read Stirner instead of gleaning all their information about him from shitty greentexts on the literature board of a Macanese tap-dancing forum.

I might be a 30 year old virgin who’s never been in a relationship, but at least I’m not an incel.

You have to self identify as an incel for it to be true 🙄

YTA sweaty. Incel is a mindset.

"Incels hate women, I has nothing to do with sex"

Have sex incel

Dilate

Cope.

Seethe.

Incel

Neckbeard

Virgin

Loser

Sneed

Let him shag you then ya bitch

If you’re very very lucky and she’s bored af she might even respond to your comment.

That is the most beta comment I have ever seen.

Fuck me. How fresh are you? Do you even have teeth? ...probably still dripping in the only pussy you’ll ever meet.

Literally who are you mr beta white knight?

Who are you Mr freshly baked?

I just fucking asked you that you imbecile, its not a "come back" to repeat what I have said. Go mod some e thot on twitch instead of white knighting on r/drama. At least then you will see some sort of return for your labour.

Labour. Does your commentary come with an epidural? It’s painful to read,

Keep yourself safe buddy

You too bud. Eyes on U.

I may be a 35 year old virgin who has 0 matches on tinder, but at least I’m not a misgonistitc inkwell

Ummmmm yikes sweaty, did you just support a group of people that don’t treat women like the absolute kweens they are? Yikes sweaty

Oh u sweat sumerian chile...

Lets unpack this.

I really just felt bad and couldnt read much. Jesus save us.

Yeah that was a confidence booster if I ever saw one.

Yeah this is just depressing.

holy shit this entire thread is a fucking goldmine. i tried scrolling down to the bottom to find the juicy stuff, and there are hundreds of incels writing essays on coping and ldaring. seriously just look at this shit
it's amazing how reddit somehow hit facebook levels of normalfaggotry while simultaneously having a higher percentage of incels than your local anime club.

Where's Longpostbot when u need it

Well yeah it's pretty common.

how are you still a virgin at 27??? like fuck go the Vegas or Amsterdam and get fucking laid.

Some people just don't care dude. I don't know why this is so shocking to some, like there are millions of people that literally do not care about sex, do not seek it out, and do not let it define their entire life.

Kids these days don't get enough peer pressure to fuck imo.

I knew a gay guy in high school who fucked multiple girls, to prove he's not gay just because he can't get any pussy.

That's pretty based.

Virgin straight vs chad gay

Totally, there are millions and millions of people who have never had sex! No interest whatsoever! I'm not at all weird for being a 30 year old weirdo too repulsive to put his dick in a girl willingly once and do what every single one of my countless of ancestors has successfully done.

What a fucking cope lmfao

A) I'm not a virgin.

B) I literally know a 29 year old virgin that is not creepy, good looking, and has good social skills. He's just not interested in women.

B) I literally know a 29 year old virgin that is not creepy, good looking, and has good social skills. He's just not interested in women.

He wants in your pants. Stop leading him on and just let him in, Pizza.

lmfao this is a Pizza alt? time for me to stop taking you seriously

A) I'm not a virgin.

false and cope

I literally know a 29 year old virgin that is not creepy, good looking, and has good social skills. He's just not interested in women.

false and more cope

get laid, you pathetic virgin

There's literally a picture of me with my tongue in the mouth of a foid on the sidebar.

In what universe do you think I am a virgin?

Prostitutes and homeless foids don't count as losing your virginity. Also +10 pathetic for bragging about a picture that is put there to mock how unattractive and gross you and that girl look.

Try again.

Lol, I could show you a picture of that foid. She's hotter than any foid you've ever touched.

You're a mental incel.

Share the pic of that foid then.

lmfao show the pic

look at this fucking virgin

Show the proof you are not a virgin. You have 1 reply to do so.

Show the proof you are not a virgin.

I post on /r/Drama

have sex incel

He’s just not interested in women

So he’s gay?

Although I just looked up that 1% of the population is asexual, which is higher than I would have guessed

This "you're shaming your ancestors" is such an absurd argument. Pretty sure my ancestors would rather have me become a priest than fuck whores all night long.

Every single one of your ancestors procreated to continue an unbroken genetic line since the dawn of time fulfilling their momentary, sole genetic imperative. Becoming a monk, not priest, is pathetic too.

That's some heavy glorification of the mere act of spurting some semen in some random foid.

something u cant do :)

mere act of spurting some semen in some random foid.

more proof of virginity. pathetic

Nope, my brother rented a prostitute for me when I turned 16

that's pretty horrifying

She was a pretty hot petite black lady. No regrets

i'm glad you have no regrets but still what the fuck

Some people just don't care

And none of those people are desperately trying to justify their virginity on leddit.

Again: literally a picture of me with a foid on the sidebar. Do you have any proof you aren't a virgin?

Imagine being straight in 2k19

So that's a no.

Calling bullshit on that one

I was a Purity Culture Christian until 24. Then it took me until 28 (and some girl who, if you flipped the genders, would have been hauled to Title IX court) to get over my fear of seeing a real live woman naked.

JBP was right

Lmao so much kissless, nerd virgin "sex is overrated" COPE in those comments

Truth. My wife and I only have sex about once a week or two. We also have a 3 year old and a 2 month old though. Makes it hard to find alone time. Then if we do get some time we both usually want to sleep.

Maybe once a week, maybe once a month. It all depends on if I can get the kids to bed before she goes to bed.

My wife put her back out and we had to stop having sex. Once she got better, we just weren't really in the habit anymore. I'd say we're having sex every two weeks now and I'm only 28, lol.

oh boy

Y'all are a bunch of lame fucks The only reason for sex out side of marriage is just for the intense physical sensation. Doing it all the time is a fucking addiction just like any junkie or fat ass. It doesn't make you cool to just fuck every slut that comes you way. Virgins are cooler than you dip shit sex junkies.

Fucking SEETHING.

Jesus was the only cool virgin to ever exist