Ken Shamrock v Graciecel

12  2019-07-23 by eillius

I am watcbing UFC 4, and am 20 mins in: What is stopping Ken, whilst slow dry humping his opponent for now 15 minutes, from achieving an erection and trolling Joice into submitting with it? Are there rules against erections in UFC?

5 comments

1  scooterbraun 2019-07-23

The real question is what’s keeping you from getting hard while watching a couple of grown men check each other’s oil?

1  eillius 2019-07-23

Gracie seems a pathetic loser, seeing chad ken, stripped to the waist, waste his time with a nerd in his PE kit here is a big turnoff

1  Matues49 2019-07-23

Gracies were a bunch of jumped-up favela monkeys whose Judo knock-off only won against fat bar brawlers with zero ground game anyways. Once Pride/UFC got more popular and proper grapplers like Hughes, Shamrock and Sakubara showed up, they went the way of the dodo.

tl;dr: LMAO

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1  bannedfromeverysub32 2019-07-23

there were no rules in the original UFC. You could rape a man in the ass with your wrasslin boner and it still wouldn't have violated the rules.