He's not even wanted, he's just wanted for questioning. He deluded himself into thinking that a cartel was gonna kill him if he showed up to answer questions, so he went on the run.

1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-07-23

If you cut a check you're usually good to go.

If you just fuck up your taxes but pay them anyways, you just have to pay the difference, but I don't know if they are so nice when you knowingly try to evade them like this.

1 Michaelconeass2019 2019-07-23

INTERPOL for murdering his neighbor in Belize probably

1 reebokpumps 2019-07-23

This is 100% him tweeting. They wouldn’t give him a cigarette lol

1 TransWomenRWomen 2019-07-23

Imagine believing the government in 2019 lmao

1 1jeffreyXY 2019-07-23

fuck no dude

if he has dirt on powerful people though this is gonna be good for dramacoin

1 Luigichu1238 2019-07-23

John is Q

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-07-23

Epic if true

1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-07-23

BIGLY IF YUGE

1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2019-07-23

LARGE IF FACTUAL

1 OverSocialization 2019-07-23

Eh who would he have dirt on? What powerful person is dumb enough to let this loose cannon get dirt on them?

1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-23

McAfee antivirus is pretty standard for corporations and I wouldn't be surprised if it's standard for many governments too. It's a program that monitors all your files and network traffic and is allowed to call back at any time with "suspicious fragments". Think about it.

1 OverSocialization 2019-07-23

Except he has nothing to do with the company for some time now

1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-23

You would think so.

1 OverSocialization 2019-07-23

I’m pretty sure lmao

What board would let that wacko have anything to do with a company

Only companies he’s involved in are shilling crypto’s

1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-23

What board would let that wacko have anything to do with a company

Implying that he doesn't have a vise grip hold on the company's IT infrastructure that nobody even mentions to the board, because the oldest sysadmins are his friends and/or they are afraid that trying to dismantle it will result in the whole thing stopping working and the company going bankrupt overnight.

1 aqouta 2019-07-23

the whole thing stopping working

There is literally not a way they could make it work worse if they tried.

1 PM_ME_BEST_GIRL_ 2019-07-23

It could break completely and blow up several computers in the process and still be an improvement

1 lickedTators 2019-07-23

You'd think so. You'd also be correct.

1 Goatsac 2019-07-23

Except he has nothing to do with the company for some time now

Spez left reddit, but maintained backdoors.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-23

Government computers don’t have McAfee on them. They use the free trial version of Norton Antivirus free for 30 Days! All it takes to keep you computer healthy is your credit card. Conditions apply. See https://www.Nortonantivirus.ru for details.

1 Kasseltov 2019-07-23

I use kapersky labs xd give all my info to daddy rossiya xd

1 lickedTators 2019-07-23

I do because I want them to realize I work for the state department and want them to recruit me as a mole.

... i just want to be wanted by somone :(

1 TelevisedExecution 2019-07-23

I work for FSB

cleaning bathrooms at the US embasy in india does not qualify you to be considered as a mole. Stop sending emails to us.

1 TonyDanzaClaus 2019-07-23

It's no coincidence that cyrillic looks like a drunk person's font.

1 reebokpumps 2019-07-23

Federal gov computers don’t have anti-virus software outside what windows comes with.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-23

Windows comes with a Free 30-Day Trial of the world's best antivirus software, Norton Antivirus!

1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-23

Dude ate a shit ton of bath salts and his mind was transplanted through time. He has all the knowledge of the known universe at his disposal and has personally seen what every living human has ever done in the past, present, and future.

Pretty sure he's got some dirt.

1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-23

What famous and powerful people does he even associate with lol

1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-07-23

nonviolent ending

I guess John wasn't that big a libertarian after all 😴😴😴

1 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2019-07-23

We knew this already, his wife is at least twice the age a libertarian would go for.

1 ardasyenden 2019-07-23

She’s 18?

1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-23

The man said double of what a libertarian would go for. Not triple.

1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-23

I thought 8-9 years old was prime Libertarian preference.

1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-23

too old for their tastes

1 ironicshitpostr 2019-07-23

minarchists maybe, ancap tastes run younger

1 Karmawasntforsuckers 2019-07-23

Out of diapers, out of my non-aggression principle

1 TheBlarkster 2019-07-23

I remember seeing a picture of him and his wife on a boat wilin out in the ocean somewhere. Hope our favorite libertarian pirate hasn’t been taken out of the equation. But I am curious to see if he does have any good dirt on anyone.

1 The_Live_Ghost 2019-07-23

tfw John has been siphoning damning evidence from elite boomers because they didn't uninstall his antivirus.

1 trexmundi 2019-07-23

If I could one day be half as rich, and half as crazy as McAfee I will consider my life a success.

It is entirely possible that this man is sitting on something the grade of SQL Slammer and can bring the internet to it's knees on a whim.

1 -M-o-X- 2019-07-23

if he deletes all of twitter i would offer to take his inevitable life sentence for him

1 trexmundi 2019-07-23

If he destroys Twitter his face is going on Rushmore AND the Statue of Liberty.

1 scooterbraun 2019-07-23

I unironically support anyone who destroys twitter for good, even if he’s a lolbert who eats the poop of a Hispanic maid through a hammock

1 trexmundi 2019-07-23

Truly he is the only man worthy to succeed Norton I to the throne. The irony that the last emperor's name also being related to an antivirus product is not lost on me.

1 Burnnoticelover 2019-07-23

Now this is presidential harassment.

1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-23

FREEJOHNNYNOW!!!

1 my_drama_alt 2019-07-23

The government has done a lot of awful things to me, but the have always, ALWAYS given me a cigarette when I’ve asked. Smdh, powerful people are after macafee. I fear for the free world.

1 drake_irl 2019-07-23

Q is real. Q is this guy

1 Not_Equis 2019-07-23

F

1 htmlcoderexe 2019-07-23

F

1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-07-23

100% he arranged to get himself arrested so he can't be held to his promise to cut off his cock on national tv.

1 Momruepari 2019-07-23

tragedy

1 Karmawasntforsuckers 2019-07-23

Remember how Assange and every conspiratard had been going on and on and on about his 'dead-man switch". Totally 100% convinced because Assange said it existed.

Then they arrested Assange and nothing happened.

yeah.

1 SpacePanther17 2019-07-23

Trump has gone TOO FAR now!

1 TransWomenRWomen 2019-07-23

Drumpf is finished

1 automatic_cluck 2019-07-23