I can't even understand what the fuck that post means. Kill all gamers.

This is not the time or place for another black-dick joke

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Wtf is fire emblem?

Utterly concentrated weebshit of the Nintendo flavor with hawt bishie boyos who you can make have sweet kawaii yaoi smoochies. It is an awful series of turn based swordshit battle games that became popular enough to spam Smash Brothers with a half dozen or so characters over the years.

hawt bishie boyos who you can make have sweet kawaii yaoi smoochies

This sentence is proof there is no God because if he was real he would have cleansed this planet by now because of shit like this.

uwu ☔️💦💦

Sounds retarded.

I understood some of those words.

God made a mistake when he swore to Noah that he won't cleanse us again.

And I will establish my covenant with you, neither shall all flesh be cut off any more by the waters of a flood; neither shall there any more be a flood to destroy the earth.

Technically G-d only promised he wouldn't use a flood. Nothing about not using fire, ice or giant meteor.

or Daddy

Daddy plz flood my body. DDF is DTF.

tfw evangelical boomers were 100% right about Trump being a tool of the Lord but not in the way that they think

Imagine liking anything

I enjoy the earlier games, but the recent ones are just waifu simulators.

A turn based grid rpg that was infected with breeding mechanics that allow you to make any character have kids or marry whomever you want. Of course this leads to people taking it far too seriously. Also 3000 year old breedable dragon lolis are in this series.

I'm holding out for 18,000 year old dragon twinks you can mpreg.

I made the giant berserker guy sex the dragon loli 🤣

So are there no erotic tactical rpgs on Patreon for you to back?

I sense a market opportunity

Man, I tried to like TiTS but the UI is just way too bad, and it's just way too heterosexual. It's not even fun. I've played better vore-based Diablo clones.

Try Kamidori. It's a classic with excellent gameplay and holds back the porn until halfway through the game.

A decent gamecube game I was far too stupid to beat, that has now been turned into weebshit.

GBA versions were ok too.

Sacred stones had genuinely good characters and relationships. It didn’t feel like cringe ERP bullshit. Ross and Garcia bonding as father and son was fuckin awesome

Decent Gameboy game back in the day. Like advanced warfare but with units that leveled up and progressed between missions. I only played the first one and the story was pretty secondary, my guess is they started giving a shit about it later then started giving way too much of a shit even later.

Advance wars > Fire Emblem

I liked both for different reasons. AW had better maps but I also liked building a squad with synergies and abusing the hell out of summoners.

there will never ever ever be another advance wars

I know the early had character permadeath,so like final fantasy on hard difficulty.

Do the new ones not? Lame

A dating simulator masquerading as a TTRPG

A game series that is not as good as Castlevania.

It's an emblem that's on fire

Well this is certainly a different flavor of gamer chimpout. I'd love to see these chubby wubby weebchicks fight with the obese "it's not pedo she's really a 5000 year old vampire-dragon" sad boys in an actual arena with actual swords until all of them are dead. We can declare the winner "Weeb Emperor" and then euthanize that one and declare the Nip-Toon menace gone once and for all.

So you are telling to us that dirty and stinky fujoshis are seething about the fact that they can't fetishize gay men in this weebshit game as much as they would want to?

Good.

Question is, how do we stop dirty and stinky str8bois from fetishizing gay women in weebshit games as much as they would want to?

By having both parties consumed by our reptilian overlords 🦖

this is actually fair seethe cause its BULLSHIT that you can seduce the gay senior citizen daddy in a game for once yet he wont even leave his family for you 😤😤😤

Side hoes don't have rights

Truth

fresh bussy > dried up gussy

Fire emblem has become such a horrible thing. I used to love it in the gameboy era but once graphics updated and waifu/husbando culture became a thing it just became a glorified shipping simulator with kiddie chess mini games.

What weeb language is this shit

WHY ARENT THERE MORE GAYS IN MY VIDEO GAMES AAAAAAHHH

Also you can lesbian marry the pedobait 700 year old dragon girl. Yaoicels btfo.

Based and oneeloli yuri-pilled. They're just jealous they can't marry a dragon boy.

I thought this was a battle simulator.

Love how straight people own all relationships between two attractive women according to these "people". Guess a real lesbian relationship is between two fat ugly bull dykes.