I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

Snapshots:

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Avg height distribution?

There actually are a lot of shockingly short black dudes. Always felt bad for them tbh, you know they have heard some shit.

Yeah, the height is the problem, not the fact that they smell like shit, they have aids and they act like literal chimpanzees.

Who hurt you sweaty?

When I was a kid, I was unprovokedly assaulted at a park. The man who assaulted me was an african-american, however, it was not his race that stuck to my mind, but his choise of weapon, a booklet containing the fbi crime statistics, which I got a glimpce of as I was struck by it, and I have never seen the world in same light after witnessing that.

Gay

show the lie??

Dont they still get big dicks though?

Yes they do, which they squander on fat white women

Why else would there be so many rappers whose names start with “Lil”?

Prince and the Lils are really life-fuel for black manlets. Thankfully untalented mayos have gotten BagelCel. Hope he gets his own Netflix series so we can cut down on mass shootings from sub-height humanoids that only had Danny Devito.

What do you mean, most of the hottest mayo actors (actors in general tbh) are manlets. Tom Hardy, Tom Cruise etc.

Those guys are all at least 5'7". That's the cut off for "hot". You reach below that and it's "cute": Elijah Wood, Daniel Radcliffe. And even for those examples: they're bullied and meme'd merciless. It's over if you're not at least 5'10" in this current year. Give more kids HGH.

I disagree, as a 6ftcel I need all the edge I can get

Doesnt matter: basketballers have hops. Has there been a single short mayo in the nba? The mayos are all from places like Lithuania. Earl Boykins and Mugsy Bogues are proof that mayos are inferior. Cope more about height. Only ebony kangz have 48 inch verticals. The BBC takeover is still underway.

Basketballs also have monkey arms so even a shorter basketball still has an advantage

There was a 5’9” Japanese guy who played for the Suns in the mid-2000s, and there were a bunch of short white guys who played in the ‘40s.

I don’t think there’s ever been a white guy under 6’ since the NBA integrated.

Jews aren’t white

Everyone forgetting Isiah Thomas(the 5'8" one not the other one)?

He's a beast

Hes average height though. The other were guys were 5'3"

sorted by IQ?