https://www.thecut.com/2019/07/bruce-hay-paternity-trap-maria-pia-shuman-mischa-haider.html

This is a long ass article so I thought I would summerize.

Literal cuck and autist Harvard professor is living his best life by cohabiting with his long divorced ex-wife and their kids. He goes to the hardware store and meets the Foid. She tells him he's attractive and he's too autistic to realize she's fake. They meet, he falls hard w/ her, they fuck but he doesn't cum (important). She goes back to Frogland.

She calls him months later and says that she's pregnant and that it's his. He never doubted her because she's a lesbian (that's literally the reason he gives). She's keeping the baby and moving to Cambridge so they can raise it together or something. He still hasn't told his ex wife.

This foid lives with a tranny and they raise children together or something (poor kids). The troid also has a boyfriend. So this postmodern family all moves down the street from the autist professor. The foid introduces the tranny to the professor and they hit it off because everyone in this story is retarded.

What follows is fucking years worth of drama between the group. The autist is caught between his cuckold relationship at home and his new "family" The foid and tranny grow increasingly hostile and say they're going to accuse the guy of rape and extortion. But they also plan a weekend trip together. The foid asks for his laptop and computer password AND HE FUCKING GIVES IT TO HER. She draws of legal documents and makes herself a tenent of his house and has a moving company take all his stuff to storage and move all their stuff in.

The ex-wife hires a lawyer and evicts these fucks. They go BALLISTIC and follow through on the rape accusations and title ix claims. He's suspended from teaching while they investigate. Everyone has sued everyone else and it's all stuck in court now.

Oh the foid and trussy have pulled this EXACT SAME STUNT like 5 other times because older soyboys are as retarded as they are desperate.