If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
•right of the bat, Mueller says he did not exonerate Trump
•Soy Boi Republicans start acting like how they acted with Strozk and Cohen with Collins trying to lie through his time. And Chabot asking questions that Mueller was not allowed to answer
•Oh and the rightoids are brigading the comment section on Politics megathread with bad faith comments about Mueller
In evaluating whether evidence about collective action of multiple individuals constituted a crime, we applied the framework of conspiracy law, not the concept of “collusion.” In so doing, the Office recognized that the word “collud[e]” was used in communications with the Acting Attorney General confirming certain aspects of the investigation’s scope and that the term has frequently been invoked in public reporting about the investigation. But collusion is not a specific offense or theory of liability found in the United States Code, nor is it a term of art in federal criminal law. For those reasons, the Office’s focus in analyzing questions of joint criminal liability was on conspiracy as defined in federal law. In connection with that analysis, we addressed the factual question whether members of the Trump Campaign “coordinat[ed]” — a term that appears in the appointment order — with Russian election interference activities. Like collusion, “coordination” does not have a settled definition in federal criminal law. We understood coordination to require an agreement — tacit or express — between the Trump Campaign and the Russian government on election interference. That requires more than the two parties taking actions that were informed by or responsive to the other’s actions or interests. We applied the term coordination in that sense when stating in the report that the investigation did not establish that the Trump Campaign coordinated with the Russian government in its election interference activities.
nice username, soy baby. Why is every /r/politics and chapo posters also into some manchild hobby like capeshit, starshit and pokemon? Also, is this you?
Feel free to check my post history, soy toddler, when you can from your busy life of crying about drumpf, playing NintendoDS and coming into your japanese pillow.
I didn't start at 68-8... check 68-2 for example. Why not? It takes literally 10 seconds to make a new reddit account. Why should I use just one account? AFAIK there is no rules against making a new account every hour if you wanted to.
Are liberals actual capable of coordinating enough and getting something done instead of just talking about it, instead of REEEEing with impotent rage?
Imagine having dozens of the smartest lawyers in the US, who all hate Trump, special investigative powers and a budget of tens of millions of dollars to investigate and this is the worst you can dig up 😂😂😂
Sounds like you didn’t read the report Mr. Cancer. Stop leaking from the Quarantined. Why are you TD retards constantly spread fake news? Just shut the fuck up.
•Citation on where they all hate Trump, dumbass.
•You do know that Trump and his allies have deleted a lot of their communications or are encrypted and have lied a decent amount, of course you don’t because you’re a cocksleeve and anything bad about Trump gets you banned at your little safe space.
•You do know that they have only spent around 25 million, which Manafort’s ASSets have seemingly covered the probe’s expenses. Saying tens of millions of dollars makes it sound like they spent 70 Mil.
But tell me again, why should we believe Trump? The dickless 73 year old dementia patient that wastes his time MEGACoping on twitter every time something bad about him gets coverage.
(Reason: DOJ rules that you can’t indict a sitting President. Mueller also couldn’t name people without indicting them as per DOJ rules. So now Trump is stuck with “can’t be charged, but is not exonerated”. That looks real bad on any presidency)
Unless I'm misreading what he said during this testimony during a line of questioning, if Trump was not president (or after he returns to being a private citizen), he would be charged for obstruction
Yes. rightoids here are all upset about it saying no collusion. One rightoid on another sub was saying how “We are a country with a presumption of innocence. Prosecutors need to prove the someone was guilty”.
I was just assumed it was a bad faith poster or a retard because this has been pointed out numerous fucking timesz
•Doj rules you cannot indict a sitting president (it’s a stupid rule honestly)
•Doj also rules you cannot name someone in an indictment without indicting them. Because that would actually be accusing them of a crime, they cannot legally defend because they were not indicted.
Since Mueller could not prove Trump was innocent and with the White House and Trump trying to block interviews and such like that. Mueller was in the position of: “I can’t indict him and I can’t exonerate him either”. So now Trump is in the position of, “would have been indicted, if the DOJ rule didn’t not legally protect him”
Whether he would have been convicted or found non-guilty is another story
They're calling you out for being a conspiracist coont from /r/conspiracy because feeding off drama automatically means you went to there or Conservative following the influx of TD users to those subs, I guess. We all know you believe jet fuel can't melt steel memes, so admit it!!!!!!!!!
He specifically came back after the break and said that was dead wrong, but keep parroting that /r/politics bullshit.
“That is not the correct way to say it,” Mueller said. “As we say in the report and as I said at the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime.”
Imagine, S E E T H I N G so much you have to make up things
“I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu, who said, and I quote, ‘you didn’t charge the president because of the OLC opinion.'”
“That is not the correct way to say it,” Mueller said.
“As we say in the report, and as I said in the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime.”
...
“Can you give me an example other than Donald Trump where the Justice Department determined that an investigated person was not exonerated because their innocence was not conclusively determined?” Robert Mueller: “I cannot”
You either get indicted, or not indicted. You are convicted, or not convicted. Literally no one is "declared innocent" in our criminal justice system. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
“I want to go back to one thing that was said this morning by Mr. Lieu, who said, and I quote, ‘you didn’t charge the president because of the OLC opinion.'”
“That is not the correct way to say it,” Mueller said.
“As we say in the report, and as I said in the opening, we did not reach a determination as to whether the president committed a crime.”
...
“Can you give me an example other than Donald Trump where the Justice Department determined that an investigated person was not exonerated because their innocence was not conclusively determined?” Robert Mueller: “I cannot”
You either get indicted, or not indicted. You are convicted, or not convicted. Literally no one is "declared innocent" in our criminal justice system. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
Not even sure what’s happening tbh but the fact that he has that good of hair combined with his jawline and his ability to ghost chinks, I’m on team mueller.
Can the leftoid and rightoid agendaposters finally agree on something, that Bobby Mueller is quite strapping for a 70-something year old man? He's literally within 3 years of both Breadline Bernie and Dementia Daddy.
Good point. It is akshually Hillary's fault for failing to collude with foreign governments and commit better treason.Trump is really a great traitor, many say the best, they say nobody has done it like him. He has commited so much treason people will begetting tired of it.
There's no such thing as an illegitimate president, retard.
He has all the powers of the presidency, that makes him just as legitimate as any other. It's all you need.
Even if it were to come out twenty years from now that Trump only actually got 103 votes in the general election to Hillary's 120,000,000 and it was actually just Sean Hannity banging on the master vote counting console with a wrench that changed the numbers to give Trump the votes he needed he would still have been a legitimate president.
To leftoids, nothing has intrinsic legitimacy. Not elections, not courts, not laws, not law enforcement. Legitimacy to them only comes from advancing their ends.
In all honesty it's not that I believe the office of the presidency has intrinsic legitimacy- it's the powers of that office that give it legitimacy.
If Trump won in 2016 and was sworn in but everyone around him refused to do what he asked and straight up didn't acknowledge his authority then he'd just be a figurehead and an illegitimate president despite having won an election. (Obviously people have held him back over the past few years, but that's not what I'm talking about.)
However if Trump lost the election but then during Hillary's acceptance speech he went on stage and shot her with a gilded AR-15 while yelling "YOU'RE FIRED" then declared himself the winner by default and everyone went along with it and gave him the powers of the presidency then he would still be a legitimate president imo.
You must feel so lonely around all the other agendaposters.
And power grants legitimacy. You can claim the law does if you want to, but laws are only valid while they have have the backing of those with power. Laws are illegitimate without power- they're just suggestions at that point.
Try to think outside of the perspective of a child that only grasp one concept at a time, sweaty.
don't forget to subscribe and hit that downvote button.
Imagining actually using the downvote button lmao.
The only thing that has legitimacy are the various Injun tribes that coexisted peacefully before us on this continent. Everything since then has been illegitimate.
So Democrats and others can illegally fabricate a crime, try pinning it on a very innocent President, and when he fights back against this illegal and treasonous attack on our Country, they call It Obstruction? Wrong! Why didn’t Robert Mueller investigate the investigators?
That's a very good point, unindicted co-conspirator #1 is bringing up.
It's the same on both sides because each person has only 5 minutes for both question and answer, and since Mueller is a lawyer, the answers are not what either side wants to hear
A day later and dozens of liberal pundits have sounded off on how unprepared he looked and how bad the optics of this were while right wing pundits are ecstatic. Already there are Democratic lawmakers “who wish to not be named” saying similar things to national publications.
Odd case - did the Russians pay off Chuck Todd and Michael Moore and Lawrence Tribe?
Don't forget Imran Awan and his family. DNC IT professionals who perloined DNC servers and other electro equipment. Debbie Wasserman Schultz backed them to the hilt.
Even the major media outlets were trying to prepare everyone for a boring testimony so probably only the usual suspects who think that something is always on the verge of happening
There's nothing we didn't know already besides the fact that Mueller appears frail and senile. He's completely unaware of the findings of his very own report. One moment he mentions he can't name a source, then is immediately told the source is named at page 192 of the report.
I mean that's basically par for the course for these kinds of hearings, the safe route for any question you're not 100% sure of is always to 'refer to the report' than to mistakenly state something not in agreement with the written document. A good bunch of the rightoid reps are using all their time to play that game just to get a sound byte "are you contradicting your own report??!!"
Hey, but how would the world know he had thought about nuking Afghanistan? (even though we are at war with the Taliban in Afghanistan and even if his defenders try to say “that’s what he meant”, you should still say what you fucking me, you dumb nutless cocksleeves)
I mean he would be under a few. That’s obvious. But some of his legal losses and problems and have been contributed to his own words.
Like would the Russia Probe be as big if Cruz became the nominee? Assuming Cruz didn’t do something stupid like Trump did
Or did hiring Manafort, Flynn, etc is what caused the Russia probe to become such a distraction to this admin?
Or was it the Nra and Republicans association with Butina?
Are we at this point at history because the RNC is
full of fuckups and horrible people like Romney’s Niece? I mean all of the RNC finance chairs are in legal trouble. They only turned on one of them (Cohen) because he didn’t defend Trump.
If Trump wasn’t elected, would the NRA still be in more legal and financial chaos?
I honestly never really though about these questions. Because I thought oh all these people at the RNC are so fucking stupid and just left it at that.
If Trump wasn’t elected, would Trump still get away with financial crimes he possibly committed?
Mueller just got his asshole shot out with a shotgun. For anyone wondering about a run-down, Gohmert basically destroyed Mueller and his entire report fully. Essentially, Mueller is accusing Trump of obstruction for trying to point out that the agents that he appointed for the investigation had a conflict of interest. Regardless if you hate Trump or not, the law applies equally to everybody; How would you feel if police agents appointed to investigate you were previously sharing text messages with eachother about how much they hated you and wanted a chance to take you down? Watch r/politics try and damage control this unassailable fact.
Its gonna be funny when you're too old to take care of yourself so your son is given control of your assets and he puts you in a low end, shitty assisted living center where the nurses roll your wheelchair in the corner and let you spend your time counting the cracks in the wall when they arent renting out your bussy to truck drivers. Meanwhile your son will be banging traps in the bed you used to share with your boomer wife who got early onset alzheimers.
lol id donate my assets to a Swahili tribe before a tranny fag son, and Id also like to be buried up to my neck and have a viper bit my face. Ill beat you up son
I dunno, I like the one where you can be a car or a bike or a snowmobile, and then you run out of gas unless you give them your credit card number. Reminds me of real life.
Imagine thinking politicians deserve the protection of law you fucking pro-gov cuck. Trump isn't getting it too hard, it's that everyone before him got it too easily.
>Old ass,by the book, traditionalist Republican whose glory days were in the 80's levies charges against fellow old ass, but more affected by dementia and daddy issues, Republican trying to relive his glory days from the 80's
Lmao he looked like a retarded senile coot. He got his ass beat repeatedly, made contradictory statements, contradicted the report.
It’s clear to anyone who isn’t dumb that he was barely involved in this - the whole report was written by his fiercely anti-Trump subordinates. And they STILL didn’t find evidence of collusion.
The fact that you people still can’t cope with being misled by MSNBC into believing a grand russian conspiracy is amazing. You lost - get over it. Listen to competent leftists like Glenn Greenwald.
Imagine being proud of not being on meds and being this self-unaware about needing them to not come off as a seething boomer clinging to the only people who give you any kind of purpose at all by telling you what you want to believe and feeding you the delusion that you still matter.
You mean leftoid cope lol? Your christ figure for two years of this sham looks like a boomer confusing his grandaughter for his wife in the nursing home.
We now know for a fact that this was a partisan hoax perpetrated by this senile retard’s anti-Trump subordinates.
Understand that this is a rare moment of sincerity from me: If I ever found myself literally making a Reddit account with a political name, then seriousposting about political minutiae on subreddits dedicated to drama (or indeed any subreddit), I would genuinely kill myself.
If I ever took shitposting seriously I'd probably think I was super smart and intelligent while also having an unhealthy body weight (whether it be fat or skinny) and also a skinny wee wee
lol, Mueller is under oath, trying not to tell the truth, but not to blatantly lie. Should just admit he wasted two years of his life on divisive horseshit that had no point. /semi-seriouspost
Who was that sperg in r/politics who would write those 2000 word posts, completely annotated and footmarked about Russia and Trump? People gave him like 10k gold and he was writing a book or something.
It's because multiple people run that account. I don't care what they claim, there is no way it's one person. It's most likely jointly run by some journos.
Honestly, the more time goes on the more I think nothing will happen unless Trump loses 2020.
And after going through the 2016 election I honestly cannot even predict what will happen this time lol. Like you could tell me Reagan’s dead body is gonna be the president and I wouldn’t be surprised
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-24
If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.
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1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Summary of so far:
•73-year old Dementia Patient is shittweeting
•right of the bat, Mueller says he did not exonerate Trump
•Soy Boi Republicans start acting like how they acted with Strozk and Cohen with Collins trying to lie through his time. And Chabot asking questions that Mueller was not allowed to answer
•Oh and the rightoids are brigading the comment section on Politics megathread with bad faith comments about Mueller
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
>bad faith comments
Don’t you mean RUSSIAN PROPOGANDA
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Nah, that’s what Td actually has done and then doxxed the user who reported on it.
Just tons of bad faith comments rightoid throwaway accounts
1 c_w_m_fanboi 2019-07-24
imagine arguing in good faith on reddit dot com
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-24
You are a 1 month unironic /r/politics poster lmao.
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
So?
1 headasplodes 2019-07-24
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/293/670/b7d.jpg
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
he's saying you're retarded
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
HOLY SHIT THIS IS EDGY
0 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Leave the tard alone, his mere presence is excellent bait for other retards to show up and argue with him
1 Rodricko 2019-07-24
Oh wow they are in bad faith? Gosh I hope they don't gaslight our strawmans gish galop
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
oof, that's a hard yikes from me
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
that's a stochastic terrorism fallacy, sweaty.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
That's the sweaty fallacy.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
How could they do that to Harry Potter 😤
1 headasplodes 2019-07-24
Looks like another one's come to pasture boys
1 zsfh 2019-07-24
The humanity.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
finally it's happening. people are waking up everywhere.
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-24
lmao
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
Imagine thinking "rightoids" aren't banned from /r/politics
1 diggity_md 2019-07-24
NOTHING BURGER
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
For a “nothingburger”, it surprisingly has a lot meat. And the chefs found the meat provider ti very credible despite what critics say
1 diggity_md 2019-07-24
Repeat after me:
NO COLLUSION
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Point out the entire section of that in the report.
1 diggity_md 2019-07-24
He is finished now 3: the cope knight rises
1 Fortizen 2019-07-24
1 LongPostBot 2019-07-24
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1 mukumukum68-62 2019-07-24
Don't let appearences fool you my man. Like a chapo, it is 1% meat and 99% fat and bones.
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
So like every right wing conspiracy.. also stealth edit from chapo to Politics I see
😁😁😁😁
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-24
God u cringe
1 mukumukum68-62 2019-07-24
nice username, soy baby. Why is every /r/politics and chapo posters also into some manchild hobby like capeshit, starshit and pokemon? Also, is this you?
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Account made 14 mins ago wants to talk about people’s account history. Probably one of those cancers to society that resides at TQ
When you are a td user and you have to make an alt in order to seethe and cope.
You really didn’t think this through, did you?
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
TD posters are sending their best. Low energy, low IQ, low testosterone.
1 mukumukum68-62 2019-07-24
mukumukum68-61
mukumukum68-60
mukumukum68-59
etc.
Feel free to check my post history, soy toddler, when you can from your busy life of crying about drumpf, playing NintendoDS and coming into your japanese pillow.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-24
Why did you start at 68-8? And why do you make new accounts so much but you don't delete the other ones? What's the point?
1 mukumukum68-62 2019-07-24
I didn't start at 68-8... check 68-2 for example. Why not? It takes literally 10 seconds to make a new reddit account. Why should I use just one account? AFAIK there is no rules against making a new account every hour if you wanted to.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-24
Just seems like more of a pain in the ass than just keeping one account.
1 mukumukum68-62 2019-07-24
You make it because you can and that's the point.
1 NickApleas 2019-07-24
I can shit in my hand and rub it on my dick but I don't do it that much.
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-24
I really hope you are younger than 18 to still be into pokemon at a non nostalgia level
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
laughs in red state obesity rates
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
Don't worry fam, Mueller will personally impeach Trump at the end of the hearing.
We've finally got him.
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Shitposter be gone!!!
Man that joke is so fucking old.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
Imagine being such a humorless, self-important cunt that can't even fathom the concept of laughing at their own side.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
Trump obstructed with his big, fat, orange, Russian butt. 😎
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
his cheeto peepee obstructed mueller's throbbing investigation
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
Putin's Space Raptor Butt Invasion, winner of four Hugo awards.
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-07-24
Cry more, lmao.
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Tears of laughter? Because that what I usually do when I see cancer like you leak from The_Quarantined
1 Coonass_alt 2019-07-24
C O P E
1 muck4doo 2019-07-24
LOL! Now this folks, is how you bait.
1 Jonny5Aces 2019-07-24
Gays reproduce by molesting children
1 Wewraw 2019-07-24
Senile old man spit roasted by by Pubbies in Congress.
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
Imagine coping this hard.
Mommy defense force hasn't yet assembled, as this tripe is only at +9
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Isn’t bitching on Twitter about a guy testifying about you also coping? Megacoping I would say if you have to lie about him
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
Isn't having an entire news network dedicated to taking things out of context to make the president look bad the ultimate S E E T H E ?
How about 3 of them?
1 classicwowcomin 2019-07-24
Jfc dude youre not Ivanka, hes not gonna fuck you.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Doesn't that apply to both sides?
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-07-24
This guy wants daddy to diddle him
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
he's a boomer, boomer's don't cope, they mope
1 centrist_btw 2019-07-24
and trannies rope. it's the holy trinity
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
Imagine coming to drama to agendapost
1 Jonny5Aces 2019-07-24
Gays deserved the AIDS epidemic
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
YOURE COPING, NO IM COPING, NO EVERYONES COPING
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Lol Mommy defense force.
Are liberals actual capable of coordinating enough and getting something done instead of just talking about it, instead of REEEEing with impotent rage?
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
They don't do it for free...
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Are you telling me liberals are able to actually accomplish anything?
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
They get $oro$bux
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
The entire history of the world has been leftoids dragging rightoid neaderthals forward as they kick and scream.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Honestly you're right.
But giving women the right to vote was a mistake.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
So were white people.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Huh
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
mayocide now
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
Considering they lost to Trump, yes.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
What "mommy defense force"?
Leftoioids aren't the ones guilty of leader worship, my dude. That's a hilarious amount of projection.
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
loonie lefts like pizza
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
Leftists don't like Hillary if that's what you mean by mommy. So not much of a defense force
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
commie mommy and indian mommy
1 BasicallyAHelicopter 2019-07-24
Jesus, you post a lot about Pokémon.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
Agendaposters OUT
1 Wordshark 2019-07-24
But lolcows IN
1 tiptopkitkat 2019-07-24
I see you are getting downvoted by butthurt rightoids here.
1 FecklessLeft 2019-07-24
Imagine having dozens of the smartest lawyers in the US, who all hate Trump, special investigative powers and a budget of tens of millions of dollars to investigate and this is the worst you can dig up 😂😂😂
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Sounds like you didn’t read the report Mr. Cancer. Stop leaking from the Quarantined. Why are you TD retards constantly spread fake news? Just shut the fuck up.
•Citation on where they all hate Trump, dumbass.
•You do know that Trump and his allies have deleted a lot of their communications or are encrypted and have lied a decent amount, of course you don’t because you’re a cocksleeve and anything bad about Trump gets you banned at your little safe space.
•You do know that they have only spent around 25 million, which Manafort’s ASSets have seemingly covered the probe’s expenses. Saying tens of millions of dollars makes it sound like they spent 70 Mil.
TD users= The Laughing Cockslevees of Society
1 FecklessLeft 2019-07-24
New, previously unheard of levels of cope. Wow, governement officials speaking with scary encryption™. thats unheard of!
Time for a new pivot, sell your 'muh russia' stock and go long 'hes racist'!
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
But tell me again, why should we believe Trump? The dickless 73 year old dementia patient that wastes his time MEGACoping on twitter every time something bad about him gets coverage.
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
Why should we believe anyone? What if this whole country is full of blood sucking interdimensional lizards? 😱😱
1 Jonny5Aces 2019-07-24
Hey fag guess who is a fag (it’s you)
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-24
It’s over for drumpfcels, it’s mueller time! Impeachment is now inevitable
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
This is more bad news for Trump but I don’t see much coming out of it. And Mueller doesn’t seem too hot here.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-24
What??? Mueller is bai 😍. He’s going to single handedly take down drunpf today, I read a great piece about it in wapo today.
1 chucks_chuds 2019-07-24
you dont read wapo, you take your news from your brother in baldness https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602618498610495603/602618641355243655/manletool.PNG
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-24
im starting to think fantasy and sci fi and comic book writers are overthinking their escapist fiction
after that obama fanfic im starting to get some ideas
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-24
Children r in cages and this is our response
1 reptilia987 2019-07-24
LITERALLY concentration camps!!
1 Jonny5Aces 2019-07-24
Children are in pizza cells!
1 feedbackplz1 2019-07-24
MUELLER COMING. Surely now trump will be arrested and perp-walked out of the White House
1 Kat_B0T 2019-07-24
Yep, imagine not thinking he will be formally arrested today for obstructing collusion on behalf of Putin himself!
1 chucks_chuds 2019-07-24
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/602618498610495603/602618641355243655/manletool.PNG
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-24
Subscribe to r/the_mueller pls
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
Remember when they made this?
1 BanjoKablooie96 2019-07-24
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
It's fairly simple really:
#NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Nadler: Did you or your report exonerate Trump?
Mueller: No
(Reason: DOJ rules that you can’t indict a sitting President. Mueller also couldn’t name people without indicting them as per DOJ rules. So now Trump is stuck with “can’t be charged, but is not exonerated”. That looks real bad on any presidency)
1 Quietus42 2019-07-24
But if you say no obstruction loud and often enough, by the law of human retardation, it becomes true.
NO OBSTRUCTION
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
IHAVEBIGDICK
ILOVEBIGTHIGHS
ICANNOTLIE
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
Randy, is that you??
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
Who's Randy
1 SharpSuccotash1 2019-07-24
A friggin onion-ring sasquatch.
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2019-07-24
Don't deadname her.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
I’m such an asshole. I’m so sorry
1 WistopherWalken 2019-07-24
do you even go here?
1 duckraul2 2019-07-24
Unless I'm misreading what he said during this testimony during a line of questioning, if Trump was not president (or after he returns to being a private citizen), he would be charged for obstruction
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
This is true!
1 Quietus42 2019-07-24
NO OBSTRUCTION NO OBSTRUCTION NO OBSTRUCTION NO OBSTRUCTION NO OBSTRUCTION NO OBSTRUCTION NO OBSTRUCTION NO OBSTRUCTION
Fake News Folks
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Yes. rightoids here are all upset about it saying no collusion. One rightoid on another sub was saying how “We are a country with a presumption of innocence. Prosecutors need to prove the someone was guilty”. I was just assumed it was a bad faith poster or a retard because this has been pointed out numerous fucking timesz
•Doj rules you cannot indict a sitting president (it’s a stupid rule honestly)
•Doj also rules you cannot name someone in an indictment without indicting them. Because that would actually be accusing them of a crime, they cannot legally defend because they were not indicted.
Since Mueller could not prove Trump was innocent and with the White House and Trump trying to block interviews and such like that. Mueller was in the position of: “I can’t indict him and I can’t exonerate him either”. So now Trump is in the position of, “would have been indicted, if the DOJ rule didn’t not legally protect him”
Whether he would have been convicted or found non-guilty is another story
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
NO OBSTRUCTION NO COLLUSION
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Pathetic rightoid cocksleeve still a cocksleeve for a 73 year old dementia patient who would be indicted if the a certain doj guideline didn’t exist.
1 Quietus42 2019-07-24
NO OBSTRUCTION
1 cptnhaddock 2019-07-24
To back to r/worldnews retard
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Head back to rConspiracy cunt. Isn’t that the subreddit that had a Moderation war? Or was that Td-lite aka Conservative?
1 cptnhaddock 2019-07-24
Wtf are u babbling about
1 Godsdj 2019-07-24
They're calling you out for being a conspiracist coont from /r/conspiracy because feeding off drama automatically means you went to there or Conservative following the influx of TD users to those subs, I guess. We all know you believe jet fuel can't melt steel memes, so admit it!!!!!!!!!
/s
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1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Also, another tidbit:
Apparently Trump lied about interviewing Mueller to replace Comey and had order McGhan to lie
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
He specifically came back after the break and said that was dead wrong, but keep parroting that /r/politics bullshit.
Imagine, S E E T H I N G so much you have to make up things
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1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Is that how I change my gender?
1 Quietus42 2019-07-24
Are you a burger? Cause they have to pay for surgery
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1 muck4doo 2019-07-24
C O P E
Don't worry you two. The evil orange man will be in cuffs soon.
1 Stacybcrazy 2019-07-24
When you C O P E by writing C O P E
1 Stacybcrazy 2019-07-24
Someone’s coping over that exoneration question pretty hard
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
Definitely. But on the bright side it looks real great for any criminal that's been caught red-handed.
1 jubbergun 2019-07-24
Now THIS is radical centrism.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
ok but Trump said no collusion no obstruction
ball's in your court
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-24
nadler: help my pants are eating me
1 Stacybcrazy 2019-07-24
C O P E
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-24
for real have you seen his pants its like humpty dumpty
https://twitter.com/pandoerra/status/1130671232649781250
1 jubbergun 2019-07-24
OMG, he's old, white Urkel.
1 icomeforthereaper 2019-07-24
...
You either get indicted, or not indicted. You are convicted, or not convicted. Literally no one is "declared innocent" in our criminal justice system. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-24
Hahahahahahahah
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
I think I may be an autism parent
How do I get my cats checked
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-24
A burlap sack and a river. Afterwards get a real pet.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Cats are the only real pets
They’re lazy depressed selfish assholes
Just like me
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
Cats are better than dogs cmv
1 Pashol_Nahui 2019-07-24
*whitney wisconsin disliked that
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
WHITE
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-07-24
WOMEN
1 SkrrtSkrrtMyDickHurt 2019-07-24
FUCK
1 LightUmbra 2019-07-24
ME
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
no u
1 pepperouchau 2019-07-24
I too am a hermit crab supremacist
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1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
^ ^ ^ THIS ONE
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-07-24
Look even the president says so.
1 icomeforthereaper 2019-07-24
...
You either get indicted, or not indicted. You are convicted, or not convicted. Literally no one is "declared innocent" in our criminal justice system. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works.
1 KanyeetWeebs 2019-07-24
It's overIt's over for saying it's overEpstein cope coming up next
1 snallygaster 2019-07-24
That's what I'm waiting for. It's sick but I've been on the edge of my seat waiting for those documents to be released for like 2 weeks
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
Sheeeeiiiiiiit, I've been over here scrubbing those docs clean for two weeks.
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Ghislaine Maxwell is such a rapey tease. I bet she only uses baby talk in the bedroom.
1 PM_ME_UR_BITZ 2019-07-24
Coochy coochy coo!
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-24
you know itll be fun when they outright admit a lot of famous people are going to be caught up in it
1 TruthPains 2019-07-24
My prediction? Everyone on the known earth is named and we are all sentenced to 20 years.
1 snallygaster 2019-07-24
🌿👀🌿 they won't be able to find me in here!
1 seenten 2019-07-24
Lol snally you really think anyone notable will be in there?
1 snallygaster 2019-07-24
I suppose only time will tell.
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
Let's take a moment to appreciate that the Greatest Country in the WorldTM is lead by an illegitimate President.
No really, lean back, take a breath and actually ponder that for a moment.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-24
Children r in cages and ur posting on reddit. Do better.
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
Not my monkey, not my circus.
Also lol at Ameriburgers not taking this well, like, at all.
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-24
Not even sure what’s happening tbh but the fact that he has that good of hair combined with his jawline and his ability to ghost chinks, I’m on team mueller.
2 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-07-24
Can the leftoid and rightoid agendaposters finally agree on something, that Bobby Mueller is quite strapping for a 70-something year old man? He's literally within 3 years of both Breadline Bernie and Dementia Daddy.
1 xlhat 2019-07-24
Dude his hairline is just straight and full. No wonder daddy hates him.
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
honestly that's the best place for them. shoutout to /r/childfree
1 headasplodes 2019-07-24
He’s not illegitimate just because Hilary was too lazy and retarded to campaign properly
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
Good point. It is akshually Hillary's fault for failing to collude with foreign governments and commit better treason.Trump is really a great traitor, many say the best, they say nobody has done it like him. He has commited so much treason people will begetting tired of it.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
I’m sorry but I’ve seen the Facebook ads that the Russians did and I don’t think they swung the election.
I think the Russians did a better job hyping BLM
1 Day_of_the_COPE 2019-07-24
Some Aussie ran one of the largest BLM accounts
1 black_panther_sucks 2019-07-24
Yeah, she should’ve colluded so they would’ve reminded her that the rust belt was still a part of the US and to visit there at least once
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Both are compromised by Epstein.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
Stop downvoting our guests, folks
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
It's useless.
Burgers have notoriously bad impulse control. Just look at the fentanylor obesity epidemic.
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-24
It's because they lack a good leader, tbqh.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
There's no such thing as an illegitimate president, retard.
He has all the powers of the presidency, that makes him just as legitimate as any other. It's all you need.
Even if it were to come out twenty years from now that Trump only actually got 103 votes in the general election to Hillary's 120,000,000 and it was actually just Sean Hannity banging on the master vote counting console with a wrench that changed the numbers to give Trump the votes he needed he would still have been a legitimate president.
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2019-07-24
To leftoids, nothing has intrinsic legitimacy. Not elections, not courts, not laws, not law enforcement. Legitimacy to them only comes from advancing their ends.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
In all honesty it's not that I believe the office of the presidency has intrinsic legitimacy- it's the powers of that office that give it legitimacy.
If Trump won in 2016 and was sworn in but everyone around him refused to do what he asked and straight up didn't acknowledge his authority then he'd just be a figurehead and an illegitimate president despite having won an election. (Obviously people have held him back over the past few years, but that's not what I'm talking about.)
However if Trump lost the election but then during Hillary's acceptance speech he went on stage and shot her with a gilded AR-15 while yelling "YOU'RE FIRED" then declared himself the winner by default and everyone went along with it and gave him the powers of the presidency then he would still be a legitimate president imo.
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
Thanks for clarifying you're so mentally impaired, that you do not understand the meaning of basic words like "legitimate".
Par for the course for a REEEEpublican, and about as obvious as the Trump campaign's collusion with Russia, still the confirmation is appreciated.
Thanks everyone, don't forget to subscribe and hit that downvote button.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
You must feel so lonely around all the other agendaposters.
And power grants legitimacy. You can claim the law does if you want to, but laws are only valid while they have have the backing of those with power. Laws are illegitimate without power- they're just suggestions at that point.
Try to think outside of the perspective of a child that only grasp one concept at a time, sweaty.
Imagining actually using the downvote button lmao.
1 lolcows63 2019-07-24
they are sort of right nothing has legitimacy that does not come from allah
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-24
The only thing that has legitimacy are the various Injun tribes that coexisted peacefully before us on this continent. Everything since then has been illegitimate.
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
You’re right we need to start arming the native americans for the genocide
1 FoundMyNietzsche 2019-07-24
>Trying to disguise your seriousposting
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
Yeah.
[I'm definitely the cerealposter in here and not all the fatriotic Americans and REEEpublicans!]
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-07-24
Props for trying to bait both sides in this thread 👌
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-24
I wish you a grave illness followed by an intensely protracted period of healing.
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
That's a very good point, unindicted co-conspirator #1 is bringing up.
1 chucks_chuds 2019-07-24
well now i see why mueller has been so reluctant to do any public hearing, dude seems old and frail
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Ya he does. But people in /r/politics claim anyone that says that is a russian not
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
everyone knows Russians are too drunk and retarded to make a working bot
1 RumpUdod 2019-07-24
finally the end of drumpf
we did it ya’ll
1 AdmiralKunt 2019-07-24
THIS TIME FOR SURE I SWEAR GUISE
1 Stacybcrazy 2019-07-24
Some pretty hard C O P E here. Rightoids only use “drumpf” when they’re seething
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Lol who stickied this
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
Mommy defense force, who clearly isn't actually watching Mueller get his ass handed to him
1 HippyDoDo 2019-07-24
He's literally just repeating what his report said
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
The dims in that session aren't even letting him finish answering before they say their next sound bite for CNN
1 duckraul2 2019-07-24
It's the same on both sides because each person has only 5 minutes for both question and answer, and since Mueller is a lawyer, the answers are not what either side wants to hear
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
Republicans get senile Mueller who ums and aws through their entire time.
Dems get scripted Mueller who literally is reading exactly what they agreed to ahead of time.
1 duckraul2 2019-07-24
I respect your total commitment to rightoid agenda posting
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
The cope is amazing!
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
only matched by the S E E T H E levels from team mommy that impeachments aren't happening.
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Nope
1 DeliciousPaste 2019-07-24
A day later and dozens of liberal pundits have sounded off on how unprepared he looked and how bad the optics of this were while right wing pundits are ecstatic. Already there are Democratic lawmakers “who wish to not be named” saying similar things to national publications.
Odd case - did the Russians pay off Chuck Todd and Michael Moore and Lawrence Tribe?
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
That's not S E E T H E, sweaty.
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
Pretending like this somehow isn’t the truth even as a leftoid
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-07-24
Rightoids angry that Mueller answered every Repubs question with "I can't talk about that" and Nunes subsequently gave up lmao
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
This is this week’s top drama, I’m glad it’s stickies
1 headasplodes 2019-07-24
lol there's at least 3 leftoid seriousposters in this thread within minutes of it being made. One is an unironic chapoposter.
Do they actually think anything is going to happen because of this testimony?
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
I think we’re just hoping something does
It likely won’t tho
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-07-24
He literally said at his press conference anything he said today was going to be straight from the report
Just a complete waste of time
1 trexmundi 2019-07-24
Congress? Wasting time? Showboating? Never!
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-24
its fun to watch people get their hopes up and then have them all dashed yet again
1 melvin_toby235 2019-07-24
I hoped he would finally bring up FusianGPS, the DNC, and pizza gate, but alas, life is unfair.
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- Melvin Toby Jr.
1 Akwardtheturrtle 2019-07-24
Don't forget Imran Awan and his family. DNC IT professionals who perloined DNC servers and other electro equipment. Debbie Wasserman Schultz backed them to the hilt.
1 PM_ME_UR_BITZ 2019-07-24
Story of my life.
Also, nothing ever happens.
1 TruthPains 2019-07-24
Well, to be fair, not many read the report. Even a lot of congress did not read it.
1 Platycel 2019-07-24
It's over for daddycels.
1 Akwardtheturrtle 2019-07-24
It's just begging for Daddy 2.0
1 donaldslittleduck 2019-07-24
Why is this on r/drama? Genuinely curious. Btw Hillary and Trump aren't going to jail.
1 Mossynet_Rewind 2019-07-24
TBH I'm not super against Trump, but I kinda hope something happens with all this shit too. It'd be huge drama.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-24
And now the DDF has arrived, so we can finally enjoy some animal pit fighting.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Which side do you think is more like Mr.Pibble?
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-07-24
Violent and stupid? Conservatives or commies. But not every Democrat is a commie so they win
1 reptilia987 2019-07-24
Trick question. They both are. 🐴 👟
1 Epicbasedcentrist 2019-07-24
The chapos are much more likely to advocate for abortion, but then again the DDF like putting kids in camps.
Pretty hard to tell which side has given the most kisses
1 seenten 2019-07-24
Hey it worked
1 ManBearFridge 2019-07-24
Some good shit too
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-07-24
who would have guessed OP was a shrieking hysterical faggot?
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
Mueller is going to personally impeach Drumbo Wumbo at the end of this hearing.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2019-07-24
Two words: citizens arrest
1 snallygaster 2019-07-24
Even the major media outlets were trying to prepare everyone for a boring testimony so probably only the usual suspects who think that something is always on the verge of happening
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
The Boomers and DDF showed up too, you just have to scroll down more.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-07-24
dae le both sides?
1 jubbergun 2019-07-24
Um, yeah, we do here. Radical centrism, bb. If there aren't two sides we make the second one up so that it's balanced, as all things should be.
1 lolcows63 2019-07-24
That a boring obstruction charge is a win and they didn't waste a couple years trying to prove he colluded with the russians.
1 KingRuler07 2019-07-24
Mueller doesn't need to prove anything the Russians already admitting to electing Trump as President.
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https://www.facebook.com/konstantin.rykov/posts/10210621124674610
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-24
It’s over for Obummer
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
He's squirted his last bottle of Dijon
1 TonyDanzaClaus 2019-07-24
I hope he didn't get any on his tan suit.
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-07-24
Not gonna watch it. Spoonfeed me juicy bits.
1 Ubertroon 2019-07-24
There's nothing we didn't know already besides the fact that Mueller appears frail and senile. He's completely unaware of the findings of his very own report. One moment he mentions he can't name a source, then is immediately told the source is named at page 192 of the report.
1 duckraul2 2019-07-24
I mean that's basically par for the course for these kinds of hearings, the safe route for any question you're not 100% sure of is always to 'refer to the report' than to mistakenly state something not in agreement with the written document. A good bunch of the rightoid reps are using all their time to play that game just to get a sound byte "are you contradicting your own report??!!"
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
He couldn't even remember Reagan appointed him. He answered Bush and the Democrat asking him questions had to correct him.
1 lolcows63 2019-07-24
why are we letting people a decade past retirement handle the most important positions in our country is beyond stupid.
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-24
There really should be an age cap at 70. Maybe 60.
1 Jonny5Aces 2019-07-24
Mueller wasn’t handling anything of import. That’s why.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-07-24
Daddy is having a meltdown on Twitter lol
1 ThinkingOnce 2019-07-24
75% of the country wouldn't even know that Mueller testified before congress, if he would shut his mouth about it on Twitter.
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Hey, but how would the world know he had thought about nuking Afghanistan? (even though we are at war with the Taliban in Afghanistan and even if his defenders try to say “that’s what he meant”, you should still say what you fucking me, you dumb nutless cocksleeves)
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
On a different note, all of Trump’s problems have been ironically causesd by Twitter.
1 ThinkingOnce 2019-07-24
Including his presidency.
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
Which ironically has caused him to be under more investigations regarding his business and his past.
I honestly wonder if Trump would be under so many investigations had he not run for President.
Would the Republican Nominee also hire Manafort and Flynn?
Would drunk Papadumbfuck mouthed off at a bar in Austrailia?
1 Wordshark 2019-07-24
Lol you really have to wonder about this?
1 PokemonBlackisHard 2019-07-24
I mean he would be under a few. That’s obvious. But some of his legal losses and problems and have been contributed to his own words.
Like would the Russia Probe be as big if Cruz became the nominee? Assuming Cruz didn’t do something stupid like Trump did
Or did hiring Manafort, Flynn, etc is what caused the Russia probe to become such a distraction to this admin?
Or was it the Nra and Republicans association with Butina?
Are we at this point at history because the RNC is full of fuckups and horrible people like Romney’s Niece? I mean all of the RNC finance chairs are in legal trouble. They only turned on one of them (Cohen) because he didn’t defend Trump.
If Trump wasn’t elected, would the NRA still be in more legal and financial chaos?
I honestly never really though about these questions. Because I thought oh all these people at the RNC are so fucking stupid and just left it at that.
If Trump wasn’t elected, would Trump still get away with financial crimes he possibly committed?
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
You should have lead with this line instead of ending with it.
1 Crittonium 2019-07-24
Would you still be seething? Lmao
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-24
My favorite part of thr mueller report is twitter as references/sources in thr report lmaooo
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
...and solutions.
1 SunnyWynter 2019-07-24
Does he have dementia or something like that?
Watching this feels like trying to have a conversation with retirement home boomers.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
He’s just old
1 lolcows63 2019-07-24
Not all old people have dementia or are currently sundowning on twitter.
1 cptnhaddock 2019-07-24
Still think Bernie could win eh?
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Mueller just got his asshole shot out with a shotgun. For anyone wondering about a run-down, Gohmert basically destroyed Mueller and his entire report fully. Essentially, Mueller is accusing Trump of obstruction for trying to point out that the agents that he appointed for the investigation had a conflict of interest. Regardless if you hate Trump or not, the law applies equally to everybody; How would you feel if police agents appointed to investigate you were previously sharing text messages with eachother about how much they hated you and wanted a chance to take you down? Watch r/politics try and damage control this unassailable fact.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Oh shut up
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
you shut up
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
No u
Rightoid srsposters are cancer
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Don't make me slap you with a rolled up news-paper you teenager, calling out this bullshit doesn't make you a Republican by any means.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
I didn’t say republican
I said rightoid you boomer faggot
Go away
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Go play video games on your smart phone, dweeb
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Go cry about antifa on Facebook you fuckin boomer
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Go make a tik tok about blowing trannies
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
I bet you’d watch it and hate-jerk off to it incel
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
haha yeah blowing trannies to stick it to the rightoids
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Shut up nerd
You legit made a new reddit account because you were scared to criticize democrats on your real account
You’re a pathetic loser
1 -holier-than-mao- 2019-07-24
This is some quality content.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
I was hoping the Pokemon cow from higher up would scroll down and start arguing with this cow.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Is that why reddit has to quarantine everything that makes fun of the left?
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
“I had to create this throw-away today because of just how frustrated I've become with the delusional progressive posting on reddit“
That’s something you said in all sincerity
Your life is sad
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Any more pathetic than someone getting upset that their fake investigation shit the bed? Or calling some dude "she" because he told you to?
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Do I seem upset about this “fake” investigation? You’re the only one srs posting about it faggot.
And what is your obsession with trans people
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Lol, yes, seeing as you called me a "rightoid" for laughing at Mueller
It's funny making fun of them
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
I called you a rightoid for srs agendaposting in /r/drama
I really don’t care
You’re annoying boomer
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Wtf is srs you spazz
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Jesus Christ you boomer get off the fuckin internet
1 dreammarket306 2019-07-24
Lmao
1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-24
Sex Reassignment Surgery
/r/ShitRedditSays
A kind of an airbag
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
based
1 Godsdj 2019-07-24
Seven hours late and enjoying the show.
Srs means serious. Serious-posting is a big no-no here because it distracts from "the lulz".
"Drama" is secretly all about milking things for humour, not reasons to be outraged.1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
That sounds GAY
1 donaldslittleduck 2019-07-24
Confirmed boomer ^
The internet's aren't tubes fyi
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Why are you bringing up Benghazi out of nowhere?
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Jumanji*
1 donaldslittleduck 2019-07-24
No it's because one of your brothers is always threatening to shoot the joint up lol.
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1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
okay
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-24
you got dramas number there gotta hand it to you
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
okay
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-07-24
im agreeing nigga
theres lots of tranny blowers in here
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
If my son was a tranny I'd throw him off the back of a pickup and kick him on the top of the head on his way out
1 charming_tatum 2019-07-24
Its gonna be funny when you're too old to take care of yourself so your son is given control of your assets and he puts you in a low end, shitty assisted living center where the nurses roll your wheelchair in the corner and let you spend your time counting the cracks in the wall when they arent renting out your bussy to truck drivers. Meanwhile your son will be banging traps in the bed you used to share with your boomer wife who got early onset alzheimers.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
lol id donate my assets to a Swahili tribe before a tranny fag son, and Id also like to be buried up to my neck and have a viper bit my face. Ill beat you up son
1 sub2tine 2019-07-24
AnnArchist better fucking you
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
what does this sentence mean
1 sub2tine 2019-07-24
* mod you
I’m retarted, sorry
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
okay
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
"Go have sex"
1 Kasseltov 2019-07-24
LMAO bruh u a tually checked his post history
God u r pathetic
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
It’s a 10 day old account
I spent 5 seconds and saw that
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
Pssst calm down you’re on /r/drama
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
Go play “v v srs debate game” on your smartphone, dork
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
speak english you mong
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Damn you got him.
Fucking nerds with their phones and video games.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
I know I hate it
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1 seenten 2019-07-24
Shame they'll never actually follow through saving the rest of the internet from their idiotic takes.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Go play pubg mobile with your gay friends
1 seenten 2019-07-24
ahahahaha you're still sperging in here?? 😂😂😂
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1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
If you play games on a cellphone you are certified gay and retarded
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
I dunno, I like the one where you can be a car or a bike or a snowmobile, and then you run out of gas unless you give them your credit card number. Reminds me of real life.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
Imagine thinking politicians deserve the protection of law you fucking pro-gov cuck. Trump isn't getting it too hard, it's that everyone before him got it too easily.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Imagine thinking since they are a politician they deserve political enemies to be in charge of levying charges
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
That should be the case for all politicians, really. Like I said, everyone before him, especially Clinton, got off too easily.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Get off easily how? The prosecutor can't charge him so he's guilty? Thats like calling someone who passed a polygraph "inconclusive"
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
Yes. Politicians should be presumed guilty.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
You're a retard lmao
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
No counter-argument, eh?
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Retard
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
Being elected means you are a very skilled liar, and thus less trustworthy.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
okay 13 year old
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
Better a 13 year old than a boomer leech.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
atleast I can wake up on Monday you bitch
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-24
Not for long, grandpa.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
This is me.
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Are you pizzashill LARPing as a Boomer?
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
wtf are you talking about retard
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
>Old ass,by the book, traditionalist Republican whose glory days were in the 80's levies charges against fellow old ass, but more affected by dementia and daddy issues, Republican trying to relive his glory days from the 80's
but political enermies amirite?
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
what the fuck are you talking about
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
Unironically the most intelligent comment I've seen yet on this shithole sub.
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
All seriousposters are cancer.
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1 jubbergun 2019-07-24
1 TruthPains 2019-07-24
If ya gonna get cancer hope its a seriousposter?
1 jubbergun 2019-07-24
Better cancel than a Chapo or some other kind of Male Feminist.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-24
Both of you shut up
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Let the Boomer argue it is good entertainment.
1 DeliciousPaste 2019-07-24
Lmao he looked like a retarded senile coot. He got his ass beat repeatedly, made contradictory statements, contradicted the report.
It’s clear to anyone who isn’t dumb that he was barely involved in this - the whole report was written by his fiercely anti-Trump subordinates. And they STILL didn’t find evidence of collusion.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
This isn’t /r/the_donald
Keep your boomer posting out
1 DeliciousPaste 2019-07-24
Not /r/politics either. Go jerk of to Maddow
The fact that you people still can’t cope with being misled by MSNBC into believing a grand russian conspiracy is amazing. You lost - get over it. Listen to competent leftists like Glenn Greenwald.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Fuck off and srs post elsewhere
No one cares
1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-07-24
lmao, it's hilariously clear you care as much as the dumbass boomers itt.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Nah
I didn’t srs or agenda post at all
I just posted this for drama and boomers came to spew their bs
My first comment on this post is me mocking a leftist
1 JuliusEvolasSkeleton 2019-07-24
thank you for your service
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
o7
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1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Not really tho
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-24
Yes, every thing is always leftie cope with you. Do you actually disagree?
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
ya
i really do
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-24
Read back through your history and tell me that again
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Ok done
Still think that
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-24
I don't believe that you do
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
If you seriously look at my history and see leftoid cope you’re a troglodyte
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-24
If you go deeper than the first page you couldn't possibly deny it..
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Show me examples
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-24
Ok trumptard
Trump is a hero and Obama will go to jail
Q was right! - you, 8 hours ago.
LOL ARE YOU /r/politics?
Trumptards are so dumb
Trump laughed about Epstein’s affinity for young girls
He knew he was a kid fucker. you, 8 hours ago.
I listen to NPR quite frequently and they really don’t say stuff like that. you, 9 hours ago. This one is especially damning.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Ok
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-24
lol
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
I mean you cherry picked me arguing with trumptards
1 theboywhocriedcuck 2019-07-24
No kidding
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
You should become our new pizzashill, the old one is past his expiration date
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Doesn’t pizza always agenda post tho
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
Y’all got that in common
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
I really don’t think I’m an agendaposter
Look at all my history
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
This is some SERIOUS cope lol
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
More like an explanation lol
1 MG87 2019-07-24
Damn, you're a pussy
1 jubbergun 2019-07-24
Gotta admit, she's nothing special, but I'd still hit it.
1 ThousandQueerReich 2019-07-24
MDF is in the heezy! MDF vs DDF, go!
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
They are going over the evidence of conspiracy right now. This is evidence presented in the report. Plug your ears and cover your eyes!
1 MG87 2019-07-24
Lots of DDF cope in this thread
1 _dude_jussy_lmao_ 2019-07-24
S E E T H E
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Boomers BTFO
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Juicy rightoid cope
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
only one gonna be coping is r/politics when the mueller anal rape highlight reels hit the market
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Cool story! Thanks for sharing, buddy! Don't let your mom know you're talking to me. It is a violation of her restraining order against me.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Hahahahaha how many anti-depressants are you on right now?
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Just momruepari, how about you?
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Joe Rogan supplements
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Nice does that,ake you Bi like Joe? Or are you still ace?
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
It means I have a wicked spinning back twister
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-24
Imagine being proud of not being on meds and being this self-unaware about needing them to not come off as a seething boomer clinging to the only people who give you any kind of purpose at all by telling you what you want to believe and feeding you the delusion that you still matter.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
SEETHING CRINGEY BOOMER SEETHING CRINGEY BOOMER
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-07-24
Why do you keep bringing up that subreddit lol, no one here cares. Go be a boomer somewhere else.
Wait no stay
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
okay ill stay
1 DeliciousPaste 2019-07-24
You mean leftoid cope lol? Your christ figure for two years of this sham looks like a boomer confusing his grandaughter for his wife in the nursing home.
We now know for a fact that this was a partisan hoax perpetrated by this senile retard’s anti-Trump subordinates.
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
I stand by the information in the report and my post.
1 MG87 2019-07-24
Cope
1 tiptopkitkat 2019-07-24
Ohh have you sucked Daddy's dick lately?
1 guessthejuice88 2019-07-24
Daddy’s dick doesn’t work anymore, but if it did, I’d have already sucked it. 👅
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
No your daddy sucked my dick though fag
1 duckraul2 2019-07-24
It's not gay if you call the son of the man sucking your dick a fag!
1 tiptopkitkat 2019-07-24
watching you sperg out here is worth it.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Okay
1 Karmawasntforsuckers 2019-07-24
COPE
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
1 MrGoodieMob 2019-07-24
Serious posters get out
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
srs posters OUT OUT
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Agenda posting smh my head 😔
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Pizza shitting up comments?
1 TotesMessenger 2019-07-24
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1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Based
1 JumbledFun 2019-07-24
Imagine being such a retard you think Gohmert accomplishes anything other than shitting out of his mouth
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
Into Mueller's mouth and he swallowed maybe?
1 JumbledFun 2019-07-24
You tried
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
and succeeded
1 MG87 2019-07-24
Cope
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
id rather smoke dope than cope you mope
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2019-07-24
Understand that this is a rare moment of sincerity from me: If I ever found myself literally making a Reddit account with a political name, then seriousposting about political minutiae on subreddits dedicated to drama (or indeed any subreddit), I would genuinely kill myself.
So, you know, that's always an option.
1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
If I ever took shitposting seriously I'd probably think I was super smart and intelligent while also having an unhealthy body weight (whether it be fat or skinny) and also a skinny wee wee
1 Caesar-Remulus 2019-07-24
Lol you're still going. I guess retirement gets pretty boring.
Gotta keep yourself busy some how.
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1 weaklingANTIFA 2019-07-24
"surely Mueller is going to expose Trump"
-Retard says for the billionth time
1 ExtremelyOnlineG 2019-07-24
^^^ UPVOTE THE FUCKING LOLCOW PLEASE
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
Are you really just copying the much more realistic version of surely this is the end of trump meme?
Nothing’s worse than copying and making something shittier lul
1 ExtremelyOnlineG 2019-07-24
> testifies president broke law, can be charged with crime when leaving office
> testifies that they actively colluded with russia
> you come to drama longposting your narrative to try to make it true
GLORIOUS COPE
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
But what about the_donald!!!!!!
1 cfbWORKING 2019-07-24
Not watching but I am going to assume /r/politics sees the smoking gun and it’s nothing burger time at the Donald. Ultimately nothing happens
1 Wordshark 2019-07-24
So...TD is right?
1 cfbWORKING 2019-07-24
No Q is
1 posthogchud420 2019-07-24
Remember to upvote not downvote all slanted political users
1 BasicallyAHelicopter 2019-07-24
YANG GANG wins again
1 jubbergun 2019-07-24
I don't think that's the kind of slant he meant, but your subtle racism amused me all the same.
1 lolcows63 2019-07-24
bless you
1 cervixassassination 2019-07-24
First time hearing Mueller speak. Sounds like his dentures are about to fall out any minute now.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Seriously
“I uh... I.. can... I uh can you repeat the question?”
1 Plzbpatienthavetism 2019-07-24
>Dems and DDF both claim this as a win
>everyone else stopped caring months ago
1 redrum4567 2019-07-24
if that's the case then DDF won (again) by default
1 cptnhaddock 2019-07-24
the dems somehow managed to outretard Trump which was thought to be impossible
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1 Stacybcrazy 2019-07-24
Tfw at “no one actually watched it!” Levels of C O P E
1 GuzhengBro 2019-07-24
lol, Mueller is under oath, trying not to tell the truth, but not to blatantly lie. Should just admit he wasted two years of his life on divisive horseshit that had no point. /semi-seriouspost
1 duckraul2 2019-07-24
You have a very low opinion of our mental faculties and I agree
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Why u mad
1 Matues49 2019-07-24
https://i.imgur.com/8HnT78H.jpg
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
Well it’s over and predictably both sides are walking away thinking they won
1 lolcows63 2019-07-24
and once again Burgerland loses
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
I have a large position in Dramacoin, I’m fucking set
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
It is still going. There is no way this was good for DDF.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-24
Part 2 has started
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-24
Now they are going over examples of conspiracy from the report!
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-07-24
40 upvotes 200 comments. That's what I'm talkin' bout.
And OP stirring shit in the comments. Now that's praxis.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
😎👌🏿
1 jolene_w_ 2019-07-24
Mueller seems nervous. I'm not an expert at body language but something is off about him
1 MotionBlue 2019-07-24
If he says or does the wrong thing it could interfere with future investigations, or get him killed by a random lunatic.
1 BasicallyAHelicopter 2019-07-24
Mueller sounds like if a 20 year old blood hound was a person.
1 rfgt6789 2019-07-24
Who was that sperg in r/politics who would write those 2000 word posts, completely annotated and footmarked about Russia and Trump? People gave him like 10k gold and he was writing a book or something.
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
PoppinKREAM
a Canadian foid I believe
1 OverallAstronomer 2019-07-24
Akkkshully PoppinKream said they won't reveal their gender to the internet so everyone assumed they were a foid.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-07-24
It's because multiple people run that account. I don't care what they claim, there is no way it's one person. It's most likely jointly run by some journos.
1 ChevalBlancBukowski 2019-07-24
that means MtF trans 10,000% of the time
1 artemis_m_oswald 2019-07-24
Whatever your political leanings, I think we can all agree that we want to hear Trump testify. I would actually orgasm if he does
1 Quietus42 2019-07-24
Too bad his tard wranglers would never let that happen
1 Momruepari 2019-07-24
who cares?
1 Jonny5Aces 2019-07-24
If leftoids would stick to making fashion and music and let righoids run everything else, we would have paradise
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
What do you think is gonna happen chapocel?
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
With trump and Russia?
Honestly, the more time goes on the more I think nothing will happen unless Trump loses 2020.
And after going through the 2016 election I honestly cannot even predict what will happen this time lol. Like you could tell me Reagan’s dead body is gonna be the president and I wouldn’t be surprised
1 BannedAccountNumber6 2019-07-24
That would definitely be more interesting than this timeline
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-07-24
did I miss anything good
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-24
Eh
Mueller more or less confirmed what we knew
1 TheColdTurtle 2019-07-24
Tldr?