As much as I love to see wokies get fucked 36 million is a retarded sum of money that only Burgerland would ever award.

It's punitive damages, meaning to discourage further wokies to wokie. The idea is to make the college really hurt. The bakery should donate 90% of it to some LGBT charity for the extended drama.

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Jesus Christ these fucking morons are hemorrhaging money. As the woketards always say ‘it is better to go broke than to admit any type of mistake or fault’. Btw what are they delaying? The inevitable long shaft of justice slipdicking them in the shower?

Looks likely Oberlin will have to sell itself off to pay this. I wouldn't be surprised if the college is functionally DOA

There’s some sort of hidden meaning in here, something about being so woke that you effectively can not afford to operate anymore because you’re wokeness sent you into a self righteous fervor of increasingly bad decisions. Maybe someone could clean this up for me and make it rhyme perhaps 🤔

The also did the cliche thing where they wanted to be liked by the students instead of being the adults in the room. What type of vice-dean or whatever thinks it's their job to hang out with the kids at a protest?

This kind:

Raimondo joined the Oberlin community in 2003, as one of the professors in the newly formed Department of Comparative American Studies. She has taught courses spanning the themes of gender and sexuality, race and ethnicity studies, social justice, and HIV/AIDS.

lol can you imagine teaching a fucking course on AIDS?

A biology course on retroviruses and immunity, or one about the cultural impact of barebacking in a bathhouse?

Well considering that creature's resume, you know which one it'd be.

Course title was probably something like "The Intersection of fiction, conservatism/hate and HIV: How Twilight fights against Donald Trump to protect gay culture"

Ronald Reagan: inventor of AIDS. A retrospective.

At the risk of sounding like a rightoid, is there actually a decent argument as to why gays blame Republicans for infecting each other with AIDS for two decades? I have honestly never understood that hot take.

Da Joos : Mayocide :: Rebuttlicans : AIDS

The Tuskegee Experiments, but with AIDS.

Generally, when there's some epidemic like Ebola for example, or Swine Flu, you expect the government to spend some of the tax money to mitigate it. From what I understand, as soon as it was clear that AIDS spread mostly through buttsex the US government entirely declined to do anything about it, and it was not until AIDS started to spread via blood transfusions and heterosexual sex, visibly affecting non-gays, that they started pumping money into the research and mitigation.

It's like, my tax money are as good as everyone's, why was I never even told that barebacking is bad for me?

Note that it wasn't bad before the epidemic.

Before AIDS all the STDs were treatable so the biggest drawback to unprotected sex was having a baby. The 70's was basically an orgy.

As a pre-AIDS Soviet joke went, an engineer got a travel assignment to some place outside the USSR and asked his wife what she wants him to bring back. "Whatever, antibiotics cure everything" she said.

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Reagan was patient zero. He had buttsex with a monkey in Elton John's guest house.

Because when AIDS first became a thing, it was basically just a gay community thing so conservatives pretended like it wasn't happening. Even when Regan's friend Rock Hudson was dying of it Regan did nothing to acknowledge it was even a thing. Basically it took a photogenic mayo boy getting AIDS through a blood transfusion for anyone to care.

Idk how true it is but I remember hearing that the Reagan admin actively suppressed research/awareness for it.

Even if that isn’t true they at least didn’t do anything about it, and ignoring a sizable population getting really sick is a shitty thing to do.

SOC 244 - Bathhouse Bareback Backlash: Studies in Cause and Effect

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Aids...its bad m'kay!

There was a TON of interesting cultural and political stuff going on during the peak of the AIDS crisis. There were riots and shit over closing down the bathhouses in SF. Check out Randy Shilts' And the Band Played On. You could easily fill a semester with it, though at Oberlin your students would probably report you for making them feel unsafe.

There were riots and shit over closing down the bathhouses in SF. Check out Randy Shilts' And the Band Played On.

Yeah I'm not gonna do that.

Go woke, end up retired and poor like JJ Stokes.

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Oberline has a 800 million endowment... I think they'll be just fine. Hell they're alumni will probably donate more because of this.

Not all the 800 million is freely available according to the article. Only 100 and son million and they have a lot of other debt.

Nah, schools are bankrolled as fuck. Oberlin isn't going anywhere. If anything they will replace the people who made really REALLY poor decisions with people who have the same exact stupid opinions.

Happened to evergreen after white enrollment went down 60% after gangs of lesbian communists with bats were doing papers please all over campus on nonwhites only day

Lawsuit payout: $36 million.

Getting headlines as victims of the far right’s crusade against intellectuals? Priceless.

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This is what happens when your legal team made up of woketards and gender studies majors.

See my post below, but I have some more backstory on this. Spoiler - it's not the legal team's fault.

Black kid: Robs bakery. Gets citizen-arrested. Caught on CCTV. Gets actually arrested.

Oberlin: MY MY WHAT RACIST TREATMENT, BETTER LET EVERYONE KNOW THIS IS A RACIST BAKERY.

Bakery: Hmm, now see you can't do that. We're suing.

Oberlin: LAWYERS PLZ HELP

Lawyers: You should pay the bakery to make this go away.

Oberlin: LOL NOPE.

Lawyers: ...

Civil Court: Yo Oberlin! You owe the bakery ... 43 million dollars. Even though the books say you can only be maximally found guilty of ~25 million in damages on this action.

Oberlin: shockedpikachu.jpg

the lead lawyer literally sent and email to alumni saying the jurors were too dumb to understand their defense... while the jury was deciding the damages.

the lawyers are so woke they are retarded

Ha! My boy didn't tell me about that part of it.

People do really be that retarded I guess.

Mayoids gonna mayo

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One of the college reps argued in court she can’t be held responsible, and then a text came up where she told a colleague she should sic the students on a professor who wouldn’t step in line

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Lol! Small world.

I was up in Cleveland this weekend visiting my best friend from college, who is now a lawyer. We drove past one of his friend's firms and he said "you see that firm? They took on this bakery case that they were guaranteed to lose. They ended up losing it by more than the book said was the maximum possible penalty. The school is fucked."

Pro-tip: if you take your case to a lawyer and the lawyer says "you should settle for 5 million and hope to God they accept", you fucking do that and don't fight it. Or maybe just don't go full retard-woke in the first place.

Can you explain the “losing it by more than the book said was the maximum possible penalty” line?

The jury assigned more punitive damages than is legally allowed.

How can the jury assign more than legally allowed? Sounds like a contradiction to me.

The judge reduced it to the maximum afterwards, but IANAL so I don't know how it works.

Juries are random civilians, what's legally allowed is a state rule. The Jury came to a decision. The judge reduced it to be in line with what the state permits.

From the NYT article about this shitshow, describing one of the 'student senators' who supported the protests:

Mr. Dunbar said he and his friends had a lot of respect for the town and its residents. They frequented the local bar, shopped at the vintage clothes store and patronized a recently opened tattoo shop.

You literally can't make this shit up. The stereotypes write themselves.

Lmao, i can't believe this story is still going on

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