Everything you think you know about women is a lie.
More to the point. Women, strictly speaking, do not exist.
What do I mean by this?
Consider the following.
If you will.
What's the first thing you think of when you think of women? You know, besides their obnoxious, bitchy, hen pecking personalities. Chances are it's either the tits or the pussy, right?
Let's just focus on the tits for now. That's probably the easiest way in. There's easy way to explain this or how I know it, but trust me I have my sources (I have QAnon level security clearence). Breasts are not what you think they are.
You think of tits. You think "mammaries" and "milk" right? You've probably even seen some tits shoot milk out on the internet or in real life, so it's never even crossed your mind to question it. But appearances are deceiving.
Every time. Especially in this case.
What I'm getting at is that those things you think are boobs, aren't actually boobs at all--they're just giant balls that girls have on their chests. That's right.
All women have giant oversized testicles on their chests.
Let that sink in.
but anon what the fuck does that have to do with anything
It has everything to do with everything. Think about this. What is the ratio of your ball size to your dick size? Now increase the size of the balls to the size of an average set of what you THINK are a roasties "mammaries" and think about what that does to the size of the dick that needs to go along with those balls...
Is it all coming together yet?
WOMEN
ARE
GIANT
INVERTED
PENISES
Some of you normies might be thinking about shilling in this thread and saying something like
but anon, there's no way that's true I had sex with a girl and she had a bussy and it was rockin dood xD WRONG
Girls don't exist. You had sex with a giant upside down penis. You literally put your dick inside of a giant dick. It would have been even less gay to fuck a full blown dude in the ass, let alone a trap--but that's completely beside the point.
You might be thinking to yourself at this point
how could you possibly tell if girls are giant inverted penises instead of just girls if the look exactly like girls and never do anything a giant penis would do? EXACTLY
This is what we in the agencies call a "double-blind perfect disguise." It's supposed to be theoretically impossible to construct one artificially, but the basic premise is that it's a disguise that is so good that there is literally no way to tell the difference between the disguise and the thing wearing it. No way that is...until IT DECIDES TO TAKE THE DISGUISE OFF
Let that sink in for a moment...
Are you paying attention yet?
Anyways, here's how we know that women are actually just giant inverted penises.
Several years ago a certain strain of parasite was identified by Soviet Scientists who weren't allowed to marry or have sex at all for state security reasons. The parasite was only able to be extracted from live samples of married men in the pineal gland during secret Soviet vivisection experiments that had to remain concealed for obvious ethical reasons.
As a result of this research it was eventually uncovered that, on the night of the honeymoon, women lure the man into bed alone and then spray a prodigious amount of semen containing the parasite all over the man.
After that it's unclear what happens, but it appears that the parasite takes over complete control of the thoughts and memories of the man. Alterations in the electromagnetic resonances of the man's brainscans also seem to correspond to this. The man then becomes basically a dummy that can be controlled at the complete leisure of the woman. This is every man who has ever gotten married loses their soul--they LITERALLY lose it
Hi not sure how to ask people IRL to stop misidentifying me as a notoriously non fucking existent Womyn and start calling me retarded the way I feel inside??? The people of r/DRAMA always get it right so it isn't you guys but elsewhere is not so progressive
13 comments
1 ashleychudd 2019-07-25
Have sex, incel.
1 jannydoit4free 2019-07-25
Dilate
1 aduketsavar 2019-07-25
I'm having a strictly heterosexual gay sex with my buddy every Friday thank you very much
1 AdmiralKunt 2019-07-25
we need to keep that on the down low by the way
don't tell anyone about us
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-07-25
No such thing as an incel just spineless volcels.
1 jannydoit4free 2019-07-25
Seething
1 UnluckyFarm 2019-07-25
women are whores but you're worse
1 PM_ME_UR_RARE_PUPPER 2019-07-25
Gfs are a made-up dream. No one has seen or even measured them. They don't exist! It's a desperate theory to explain away truth.
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-07-25
Everything you think you know about women is a lie.
More to the point. Women, strictly speaking, do not exist.
What do I mean by this?
Consider the following.
If you will.
What's the first thing you think of when you think of women? You know, besides their obnoxious, bitchy, hen pecking personalities. Chances are it's either the tits or the pussy, right?
Let's just focus on the tits for now. That's probably the easiest way in. There's easy way to explain this or how I know it, but trust me I have my sources (I have QAnon level security clearence). Breasts are not what you think they are.
You think of tits. You think "mammaries" and "milk" right? You've probably even seen some tits shoot milk out on the internet or in real life, so it's never even crossed your mind to question it. But appearances are deceiving.
Every time. Especially in this case.
What I'm getting at is that those things you think are boobs, aren't actually boobs at all--they're just giant balls that girls have on their chests. That's right.
All women have giant oversized testicles on their chests.
Let that sink in.
but anon what the fuck does that have to do with anything
It has everything to do with everything. Think about this. What is the ratio of your ball size to your dick size? Now increase the size of the balls to the size of an average set of what you THINK are a roasties "mammaries" and think about what that does to the size of the dick that needs to go along with those balls...
Is it all coming together yet?
WOMEN
ARE
GIANT
INVERTED
PENISES
Some of you normies might be thinking about shilling in this thread and saying something like
but anon, there's no way that's true I had sex with a girl and she had a bussy and it was rockin dood xD WRONG
Girls don't exist. You had sex with a giant upside down penis. You literally put your dick inside of a giant dick. It would have been even less gay to fuck a full blown dude in the ass, let alone a trap--but that's completely beside the point.
You might be thinking to yourself at this point
how could you possibly tell if girls are giant inverted penises instead of just girls if the look exactly like girls and never do anything a giant penis would do? EXACTLY
This is what we in the agencies call a "double-blind perfect disguise." It's supposed to be theoretically impossible to construct one artificially, but the basic premise is that it's a disguise that is so good that there is literally no way to tell the difference between the disguise and the thing wearing it. No way that is...until IT DECIDES TO TAKE THE DISGUISE OFF
Let that sink in for a moment...
Are you paying attention yet?
Anyways, here's how we know that women are actually just giant inverted penises.
Several years ago a certain strain of parasite was identified by Soviet Scientists who weren't allowed to marry or have sex at all for state security reasons. The parasite was only able to be extracted from live samples of married men in the pineal gland during secret Soviet vivisection experiments that had to remain concealed for obvious ethical reasons.
As a result of this research it was eventually uncovered that, on the night of the honeymoon, women lure the man into bed alone and then spray a prodigious amount of semen containing the parasite all over the man.
After that it's unclear what happens, but it appears that the parasite takes over complete control of the thoughts and memories of the man. Alterations in the electromagnetic resonances of the man's brainscans also seem to correspond to this. The man then becomes basically a dummy that can be controlled at the complete leisure of the woman. This is every man who has ever gotten married loses their soul--they LITERALLY lose it
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1 DeputyAjayGhale 2019-07-25
Hi not sure how to ask people IRL to stop misidentifying me as a notoriously non fucking existent Womyn and start calling me retarded the way I feel inside??? The people of r/DRAMA always get it right so it isn't you guys but elsewhere is not so progressive
1 soup-is-good-food 2019-07-25
t. Lacan