r/drama: There are a bunch of ferral cats living on the outskirts of my farm. I got tired of burning their carcasses so i started making lil rugs out of them. I dont want to be a mod but look at my cats

There are a bunch of ferral cats living on the outskirts of my farm. I got tired of burning their carcasses so i started making lil rugs out of them. I dont want to be a mod but look at my cats

87 2019-07-26 by charming_tatum

45 comments

1 SnapshillBot 2019-07-26

I’ve lived with my ex for over a year i’m already resigned to being the hermit crab equivalent of a man. I have nothing to lose cept this bitch i already hate which makes me incredibly dangerous 🦇

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1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-26

Delet before worldaroundewe sees shitty taxidermy and leaves us for SRD.

1 charming_tatum 2019-07-26

Who wants one

1 trappysaruh 2019-07-26

oh no ._.

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1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-07-26

Lmao both of these were downvoted into oblivion then removed by imgur.

direct links still work.

One is a bunch of cat skins

the other is a skinned cat

the second one caught me by surprise; wasn't expecting that.

1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-26

The skinned cat looks like a chicken with anime eyes.

1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-26

This looks like it was taken in a biology course.

1 Momruepari 2019-07-26

ET lookin' ass

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1 cjsavage10 2019-07-26

these are amazing good work

1 Chelseaqix 2019-07-26

Serious question ... do they taste good in Chinese rice?

1 Tobor27 2019-07-26

I unironically would love one sent to me

1 m0o_o0m 2019-07-26

Thanks I came

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1 AlveolarPressure 2019-07-26

There are some local feral cats I wish would be taxidermied into nice lil rugs. My annoying neighbors feed them and then they leave cat shit all over my yard and scratch up my car. Fuck the legal feral colonies my city allows. Crazy cat feeders should not be encouraged /endrant

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-26

I’m a cat person, but I agree with you actually. Cats are extremely adaptable hyper-carnivores that can lay waste to biodiversity in decades. I had some opportunities to observe a feral colony in a rural area over the years and shit was nuts. One matriarch easily spawned at least 10 generations before she was caught and spayed. Tough old bitch too, scarred up and missing a tail and outlived 80% of her children-great whatever grand children.

1 charming_tatum 2019-07-26

I actually live on a small farm that's surrounded by large commercial grain farms which bring a lot of rodents which bring a lot of feral cats. The area also happens to be on the migratory path of a few endangered species and the area is world renown for birdwatching so the county has put a bounty on the cats. I dont actually skin them or anything but if I see one I wont hesitate to shoot.

1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-07-26

Based and rusticpilled

1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-26

Yeah, you definitely have my blessing as a cat guy. They are too good at what they do, and while many seem to specialize, all will go after birds. (Except for mine, she is horrendously inbred and undersized, and as an indoor cat she is happy killing flies and spiders. I’m pretty sure a gang of jays could kill her if it came down to it).

1 AlveolarPressure 2019-07-26

Seriously I don't hate cats either. I would get one as a pet if my family members weren't allergic. But I draw the line at feeding 5+ strays. There used to be more, but they finally got caught and spayed/neutered and I guess some died. If you love the cats so much, take them inside and make them your pets. Don't subject the rest of us to a cat colony. Also, sometimes I just want to let my dog out into my own backyard without worrying that he'll eat a bunch of cat shit and smell rank or get sick.

1 snallygaster 2019-07-26