Give me your energy

49  2019-07-28 by Starship_Litterbox_C

I need the strength to get up and brush my teeth.

45 comments

Worse than a lawlz post. Congrats.

But my enamel needs you.

Quit being bitch made then. You can't rely on others for shit

Thank you daddy 😩

Get dentures so you can give gummiejobs

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How utterly banal. If I was mod you’d be getting better stickies

Dream big

no and fuck you

sending positive vibes

Thank you bae 🙏

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I'm up too late so I'm gonna sleep so you can use my energy then.

I hope you dont have one of those dreams where all your teeth fall out

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Imagine moderating a subreddit for free but can’t even look after yourself.

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Is this a real quote?

Good Lord, it's so galaxy brain even for Reddit that it probably is legit.

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communities

Imagine being so retarded you consider anything on this shithole of a website a "community."

c'mon dude u gotta hang in there and get up. I believe in u 🙌

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Stay in bed and get drunk

Sending lots of love! You got this 🤜🏿 🤜🏿 (Pretend the second fist is backwards and we our fist bumping. I'm not black but imagine we both are.)

-CTHUIHUHOOP

Yay my black friend 😎🧮

I know this feel

You can have mine and I’ll stay in bed.

Approve my thread faggot: https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/cisv29/jessica_alba_comes_out_with_some_spicy_opinions/

this place is going down in quality because you do not approve my threads

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So you see her staring into your eyes. She's not just the most beautiful woman you've ever seen, you know that you two were born to love each other, like you are in this moment and...

...you know what else you were born to do? To practice proper dental hygiene! Come on! You should love your teeth just as much as her!

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why do retards brush their teeth before drinking their coffee? it's like wiping your ass before taking a shit

You need the people's hero to signal boost you.

MasterLawlz.

You have what you wanted, another up arrow on your post. Are you any less empty now then you were a few seconds ago?

Now it’s morning and I’m pooping, so literally no

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Damn that’s rough, I go every day 😩

This is why we like Lawlz more than you

Unironically a funnt post.

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I got adhd, you can have the energy

hope you feel better

I completed the task. Thank you.

My dad is a dentist so my upvote counts more.