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This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
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Notice how all the people saying YTA are commies that think OP is required to share the water he worked to collect for free as if he's the owner of an Olive Garden.
I don't get that, all those people saying "oh I never take money", like for serious you don't stick 5$ in your pack somewhere just in case? Especially when its a multi-day affair like this one.
I want to see a racial/educational/income breakdown of people who do vs don't bring money on a hike. White people who were raised in homes above the poverty line feel naked going anywhere without at least some money.
No... I'm just stupid I guess. I've never been on a multiday hike though, so I never figured somehow there'd be anything to buy in the woods while my wallet (with money) sits in my car.
That's one of the best pieces of white wisdom is to randomly have cash on you. So many disasters can be averted by just having 40$ cash. Even Dave Chappelle knows this, he did a skit about a "wigger" white kid being dropped off in the ghetto by a black guy to teach him a lesson.
"What do you think happened to him?"
Dave: "Nothing probably. White kids always got like 40$ on them so he probably just took a cab back home"
I'm sure some entitled dick would claim easement on it if a major hiking trail went through the property. Still would be funny if the alternative was a significant detour.
If I were him I would have called emergency rescue to come take the kid away from the idiots putting her in a dangerous situation, and filed a CPS report on top of that. Then once they're done paying all the associated fees that would have brought upon them, maybe they would see that 50 cents is really not so much for water.
And they still complain. Those people deserve no sympathy.
Hell, the guy even show them where the water source is. If those girls can still scream in anger, they are not dehydrated. They can make that hour walk to the stream.
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Right and if OP wasn't there with his BUSINESS what would the girls have done? The exact same, except their 13 year old wouldn't have water either. Definitely NTA.
Is this the all female brazilian women future where men are sex slaves weve all been waiting for? Imagine
Do people not bring a wallet or anything when they go hiking in case they need their ID or something?
Signal depending, could they not have used some app to pay for the water? It's been a while since I've needed physical money to pay for things, since I can use a credit card for companies and Venmo for people, why couldn't they just Venmo the dude the money?
Best part are the commenters talking about compassion and empathy as if the world wouldn't be better off without some brain dead thots. Guy had the right idea, ensure the kid survives and the adults can experience raw Darwinism.
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ALL of you have literal demons inside of you.
Demons DO enter your body through the anus, because the mixture of pain and pleasure caused by the immoral act of sodomy causes so much psychic confusion that a portal to your soul opens up in your anus for the demon to enter.
This is how demons get inside of everyone. They conflate pleasure with pain. They also conflate truth with untruth.
The anus is only ONE way that demons enter a human body, BUT IT IS ONE OF THE MOST PROMINENT ONES.
This is why so many of you have suffered from pedophilia and sodomy as children. The demons spread to you in this way, in the same way that vampirism spreads through bites.
Reject these homosexual demons and drive them out of your body. I implore you. The world will be a better place. I will forgive you if you expel the demons from your body and stop causing harm to the world around you.
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1 Rentokill_boy 2019-07-28
galactic brains out here
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-28
Who needs doctor school when you can just go to the Reddit School of Medicine and learn all you need?
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2019-07-28
shit guess I'm about to die.
1 -Subdivisions- 2019-07-28
Hunger is the first sign of starvation fyi
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-28
Holy shit the memes are real.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2019-07-28
Giving women free shit is basic decency 🤪
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-28
If it was a man AITA would say they should have come prepared
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-07-28
Notice how all the people saying YTA are commies that think OP is required to share the water he worked to collect for free as if he's the owner of an Olive Garden.
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1 cushionkin 2019-07-28
I've never taken money on a hike... Should probably start before I have to pay for water with my body.
1 wm20123 2019-07-28
I don't get that, all those people saying "oh I never take money", like for serious you don't stick 5$ in your pack somewhere just in case? Especially when its a multi-day affair like this one.
I want to see a racial/educational/income breakdown of people who do vs don't bring money on a hike. White people who were raised in homes above the poverty line feel naked going anywhere without at least some money.
1 cushionkin 2019-07-28
No... I'm just stupid I guess. I've never been on a multiday hike though, so I never figured somehow there'd be anything to buy in the woods while my wallet (with money) sits in my car.
1 wm20123 2019-07-28
That's one of the best pieces of white wisdom is to randomly have cash on you. So many disasters can be averted by just having 40$ cash. Even Dave Chappelle knows this, he did a skit about a "wigger" white kid being dropped off in the ghetto by a black guy to teach him a lesson.
"What do you think happened to him?"
Dave: "Nothing probably. White kids always got like 40$ on them so he probably just took a cab back home"
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-28
You can drink the water from my cock.
1 cushionkin 2019-07-28
That's what the old man in the AITA thread actually said. 50c or BJ for water. Naturally the women said 'no'.
1 Mayos_side 2019-07-28
Which is basically rape.
1 collectijism 2019-07-28
Wape
1 papercrumbs 2019-07-28
Fold a fifty into your hat brim in case you find a hot dice game downtrail.
1 thewarp 2019-07-28
He should charge a toll to cross through his property instead.
1 wm20123 2019-07-28
I'm sure some entitled dick would claim easement on it if a major hiking trail went through the property. Still would be funny if the alternative was a significant detour.
If I were him I would have called emergency rescue to come take the kid away from the idiots putting her in a dangerous situation, and filed a CPS report on top of that. Then once they're done paying all the associated fees that would have brought upon them, maybe they would see that 50 cents is really not so much for water.
1 Dramautist 2019-07-28
Except it's all fake.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-28
Things do happen in real life
1 vtesterlwg 2019-07-28
Sometimes
1 ragnathorn 2019-07-28
Actually everything is a simulation
1 Pepperglue 2019-07-28
And they still complain. Those people deserve no sympathy.
Hell, the guy even show them where the water source is. If those girls can still scream in anger, they are not dehydrated. They can make that hour walk to the stream.
1 Lysis10 2019-07-28
They topped off the 13 year old and had an hour to go to get to a free place. These dumb bitches did actually get water for free and a sprite ffs.
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1 Lysis10 2019-07-28
y thank you auto moderator for your insight
1 Pepperglue 2019-07-28
I totally forgot about that. That makes them even dumber.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-07-28
Based
1 Lysis10 2019-07-28
on the one hand, she's selling dirty rain water but on the other hand these dumb bitches coulda rationed what she gave the 13 year old hoe.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-07-28
wew
1 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-28
That is right. This is how it should have been handled:
Hoe: I want water.
Hillbilly: This is $0,50.
Hoe: I am dehydrated.
Hillbilly: So it is $50 then.
1 collectijism 2019-07-28
Is this the all female brazilian women future where men are sex slaves weve all been waiting for? Imagine
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-07-28
muh human rights, you're required to supply me free water you mysoggynist
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-07-28
Based moid giving a drink 💦 to the loli and nothing to the 3D thots.
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1 THROWAWAY_thetr4sh 2019-07-28
>literally gives them directions to a clean creek not even an hour away
>gives the youngest free water and a sprite
>YTA they were thirsty, which is the same as being dehydrated
absolutely big brain
1 d-amazo 2019-07-28
they should probably bring enough water, though.
everyone commenting there is retarded.
1 teamsprocket 2019-07-28
Do people not bring a wallet or anything when they go hiking in case they need their ID or something?
Signal depending, could they not have used some app to pay for the water? It's been a while since I've needed physical money to pay for things, since I can use a credit card for companies and Venmo for people, why couldn't they just Venmo the dude the money?
Wait, do boomers even know of venmo and the like?
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-07-28
If you're only charging 50 cents for a liter of water then you probably keep your savings in a mason jar.
1 ragnathorn 2019-07-28
Best part are the commenters talking about compassion and empathy as if the world wouldn't be better off without some brain dead thots. Guy had the right idea, ensure the kid survives and the adults can experience raw Darwinism.
1 10inchblackhawk 2019-07-28
Those thots should have sold their bathe water.
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