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Isn't pizza a Floridacel?

Imagine not knowing airplanes exist 😂😂😂

Luckily Darq is probably on the no fly list, can't steal cars for shit and is perpetually broke

He's not broke! He just invested all his liquid assets in his latest scheme to become a billionaire without working hard or studying or anything.

Insert obligatory g*n control joke here.

Lol doesn’t Cali not let you even own a .22 now could a shooting occur there 😂😂😂

Damn, I have a .22 in a closet with nearby ammo that I forgot about until just now, and I’m not even a gun guy.

Then why do you have it

A .22 rifle is the most basic beginner firearm anyone could own. Almost every US household has one somewhere in their closet collecting dust next to the golf clubs.

Turn yourself in to the cops asap, just remember acab and #resist though

I'm actually appalled because I can really put myself in the shoes of a garlic festival attendee.

If they served a bunch of different types of garlicy food my gf and I would totally go

Food is dank and garlic is dank

Of course your fat ass would be there lmao

🤷🏻‍♂️

I leave liken30 miles away. We were gonna go but it's been over 100° for the last 3 days so we chose to hit the river instead

Damn looks like you made the right choice

Always a good idea to avoid large gatherings of Americans during periods of heat.

That's exactly what they do. They ever have free garlic ice cream, which isn't as bad as it sounds. Fun event, but it's usually really hot. Sad and surreal to see this happen.

I was so fuckin excited to go because I missed last year's by just a few days since I moved out here at the beginning of August. Guess I won't be attending the 42nd annual.

Just wear kevlar, they didn't use a rifle round our we would be inundated with how evil "Assault Rifles" are.

Too real

Is this gonna be a mayo incel or nigs nigging?

I watched the video you linked it’s like 80% nigs and tacos. So I’m guessing it could be a gang type thing knowing that nigs Ana tacos hate each other. If it’s that it won’t be an “mass shooting” for much longer and will become “gang violence” if I am wrong this will be mass shorting in a mayo incel is involved.

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I watched the video you linked it’s like 80% nigs and tacos. So I’m guessing it could be a gang type thing knowing that nigs Ana tacos hate each other.

Even though a garlic festival sounds white as fuck it's almost always gang bangers that cause havoc at this kind of stuff.

Do you know how much tacos and nigs Love garlic? They put that shit in everything. Not even close to white.

I dunno, [produce] festival sounds kind of farmer's markety to me, but my point was that anything called a 'festival' is usually marred by gang violence. Unless it's like a renaissance festival or something.

renaissance festival

...🙄

That's just marred by the attendees themselves.

oops

I'm glad I'll never have to eat anything you'll ever cook, is water a little spicy for ya?

What are you talking about?

From Reuters:

To provide a safe, family-friendly atmosphere, it said, entry was refused to anyone wearing clothing or paraphernalia indicating membership in a gang, including a motorcycle club.

Biker shooting? That’s would be pretty based. Been a while since a good one of those occurred

That just gave me an idea to get Masterlawlz laid! We're gonna have him start his own biker gang!

I'd refuse them on the grounds that biker gas is a chemical weapon

Lots of bikers in this part of Ca

Yeah this actually sounds like the most plausible explanation.

Maybe bikers are known to love garlic.

The video is in the NBC article you posted, nimrod.

It could very well be a mayo incel. I was just speculating off the video I saw. We shall see.

True. Nigs wouldn’t hit anyone and if they did it would be someone dog or something they weren’t even aiming at.

incel

Not possible. Sacramento has city government sanctioned girlfriends. They're black but it's all pink on the inside AMIRITE? ROFLMAO

Sure

A witness, Julissa Contreras, told NBC Bay Area that she saw a white man in his early to mid-30s firing a rifle that was "able to shoot three to four shots a second."

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/multiple-victims-reported-possible-shooting-gilroy-garlic-festival-n1035546

The race & gender of peace strikes again

Smh, what is it with mayos constantly trying to kill all the flavor in their food?

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False flag cries from the usual suspects in 3,21

santino

Hahahahah Hahahha

Yet another m*le turning violent and killing innocents. Matriarchy when?

Mayocide WHEN???

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He a good boy, dindu nuffin!

He was going to go to school in the fall! He was just getting his life back together!

The DC sniper was a white guy too until it turned out to be two guys who look like Samuel L Jackson.

It's like hearing someone did a slam dunk you naturally assume which race did it regardless of evidence

Huh, no response from the retard above you. Wonder why?

Santino

Same

santino

Oh no no no nooo Hahahahahha

C O P E

😂😂😂

Its a mass shooter, how would it not be a white man

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Of course the mass shotteris white, why would you have any doubt?

It’s a garlic festival.

I’m gonna say pissed off vampire with a long range rifle

I’m gonna say pissed off vampire with a long range rifle

so a 4chan user probably did it is what you're saying?

Clearly an attack orchestrated by vampires

He's iranian-italian, so half white.

It's over for garlicels

Garlic cells BTFO

Dude garlic is full of nutrition and is basically medicine.

That’s why I always order extra garlic dipping sauce when I order papa johns. Helps with my diabetes ya know.

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Is nothing sacred?

I really wanna know what kinda monster shoots up a garlic festival 😤

The Twitter jokes about white people chicken finally did it

Honestly imagine eating a piece of unseasoned chicken

It was obviously Dracula, duh

🦇🦇🦇

What if it’s nigs nigging?

lock up anyone who doesn't have sex by 16

kill anyone who uses reddit or 4chan more than 4 hours a day

Fuck I really like garlic festivals

Not even a livestream? Poor production effort, burgers.

Nice try. We aren’t trying to get memes cancelled.

imagine you could go back in time and make memes not exist from the start, and then come back so we could discuss time travel in our flying car over mars city 4

On the one hand, maybe Europoors are right.

On the other, if we still exist you best believe Mars would have crazy photon beam violence.

Be American

Go to garlic festival

Get shot

Wheres the problem?

Better than being a foreigner

It’s all over for garlicels

Also, this reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

Why don't any vampires live in Gilroy? Because it's a shithole.

Trûmp said this right?

He didn't invent the term, he's just built a lot of them.

ummmm... I hope this isn't a political post, sweaty

I was just trying to make regional California jokes at an inappropriate time. Blame it on Kaiser Keister

Okay, sorry for the implication. Love you :)

It really is. I go to Big Sur and camp out for a week or two every year and only use baby wipes to shower, so when I leave, I always stop at a hotel to wash my grimy pisscock. More often than not, the cheapest hotel between Big Sur and San Francisco is in Gilroy. You're a mod so maybe you can tell me if I'm going over the line, but Gilroy should be sawn around, Wile E Coyote style, and set adrift upon the Endless Ocean.

The Redding of the North Central Coast

Redding is the white trash Gilroy with trees. Unfortunately the tree part makes Redding win hands down.

Unfortunately the tree part makes Redding win hands down.

This. Gilroy's always balls hot and sports an amazing lack of shade.

The garlic had it coming.

It's mayo, therefore, the shooter must have been 'mentally ill'.

It was being held at the outdoor Christmas Hill Park, where weapons of any kind are prohibited

lol

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https://twitter.com/MichaelAdams317/status/1155708218481377280?s=19

If it was a weapon free zone, then how did he get in? 🤔 Really gets the noggin joggin

Thought this was the onion at first lol

No, it was garlic LMAO

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Vampirecel finally snapped.

Clearly an attack orchestrated by vampires

Fuckin vampires man

And people wonder why I say it’s not safe to go to America.

Be smart people. Stay out of third world countries!

Rather get shot than be a foreigner 🇺🇲😎🇺🇲

Not being american truly is a gate worse than death

Guns are illegal in California, therefore this man is a criminal