People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
Chess is based. You use all the pieces to serve your own best interest and you let the foid think she's in control when ultimately the only thing that matters is the Chad King.
The king is the stay at home dad who lets his foid do all the work until he dumps her in the end and and moves up to the middle. Truly a game for patricians.
I mean, you don't have to talk about chess in the first place, but if you're going to, why be wilfully ignorant about it? The rules ain't hard.
In that diagram, yes there should be Kings, but if you're playing some weird game where it's just about taking all the other guy's pieces, Black is dead lost. White promotes unless Black gives the knight for the pawn, and if White promotes, it's a trivial task for a queen to round up a knight on an empty board. But eh. Hardly the mark of a genius to work that out.
There was once a fun game between Emanuel Lasker and Edward Lasker in which the latter reached an ending with Rook and Pawn against the former's Knight, and bizarrely, thanks to the position of the Kings, there was no way to win. Rough luck on Ed. Lasker, who wasn't in the same class as his distant relative and could have used the win.
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People with PCOS who are too fat to defend themselves or run away are fun to abuse. I like to take a spoon, heat it up until it's glowing hot, then place it on the skin while they're asleep. The reaction when they wake up after the 25th time of being burned by a redhot piece of metal is amazing. You can literally piecemeal their mental stability down to complete insanity, then leave them in their own homes helpless and alone. :DDDDDDDDDD
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-07-30
Only nerds play chess
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-30
Ya but when you’re world class status like magnus Carlsen you’re at least a badass nerd
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-07-30
Chess is based. You use all the pieces to serve your own best interest and you let the foid think she's in control when ultimately the only thing that matters is the Chad King.
1 searingsky 2019-07-30
The king is the stay at home dad who lets his foid do all the work until he dumps her in the end and and moves up to the middle. Truly a game for patricians.
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-07-30
Or promotes a pawn to a younger, more attractive queen.
1 automatic_cluck 2019-07-30
The virgin chess vs the chad poker
1 Slump_o 2019-07-30
wrong
1 charming_tatum 2019-07-30
Chess is fun if you're evenly matched with whoever you're playing
1 LongjumpingExtreme5 2019-07-30
True patricians play go, chess is for slavs
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-30
Wow. I remember when dankmemes wasn’t rarditted. F.
1 trexmundi 2019-07-30
See, now you're just making shit up.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-30
Okay, pretty Reddit, but not straight-up pun chains. If there were I didn’t see em anyway.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-07-30
I mean, you don't have to talk about chess in the first place, but if you're going to, why be wilfully ignorant about it? The rules ain't hard.
In that diagram, yes there should be Kings, but if you're playing some weird game where it's just about taking all the other guy's pieces, Black is dead lost. White promotes unless Black gives the knight for the pawn, and if White promotes, it's a trivial task for a queen to round up a knight on an empty board. But eh. Hardly the mark of a genius to work that out.
1 Slump_o 2019-07-30
I have no idea what you’re talking about. What happens is knight trades for pawn and then white mates with rook and king.
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-07-30
There aren't any kings in the diagram. That's what the argument was about.
1 Slump_o 2019-07-30
O. They probably didn’t want to put stuff that they couldn’t label
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-07-30
Maybe.
There was once a fun game between Emanuel Lasker and Edward Lasker in which the latter reached an ending with Rook and Pawn against the former's Knight, and bizarrely, thanks to the position of the Kings, there was no way to win. Rough luck on Ed. Lasker, who wasn't in the same class as his distant relative and could have used the win.
...I mean "dude bussy lmao", of course.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-30
Who cares about that nerd, Botvinnik is bae
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-30
Is anyone here even going to pretend they’re FIDE?
1 Slump_o 2019-07-30
i’m a boniFIDE gamer
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-30
based