Absolute roastie fucks a guy in a one night stand, and aborts his baby. later on gets into an actual relationship with him. most of the relationship sub tells her to never tell him she literally murdered his unborn child.

86  2019-07-30 by peepisspoopingpoop

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1  ManBearFridge 2019-07-30

This happened because you were on reddit instead of picketing outside of the Planned Parenthood.

1  OverSocialization 2019-07-30

Why would you protest abortions?

You want the ugly slobs that are desperate enough to get with you to reproduce and drain you for 18 years?

1  servant_of_the_one 2019-07-30

I'm protesting the fact that not enough children are getting aborted.

1  OverSocialization 2019-07-30

good man

1  reptilia987 2019-07-30

based and childfreepilled

1  123bpd 2019-07-30

nah CF ain't it bro we bout /r/AntiNatalism now

2  reptilia987 2019-07-30

lmao the levels of cope in that sub

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-07-30

👍

1  Chrissy42 2019-07-30

We still can't force these ugly desperate slobs to put a their unborn offspring in the grinder.

It's current year goddammit, this needs to change.

1  El_Guero_Alto 2019-07-30

I’ve been saying this for years smh 🤦‍♂️

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

How is a professional foid not on the pill or requiring colleague hook-ups to use protection?

1  trexmundi 2019-07-30

Quite frankly I'm rather shocked that the straights are having unprotected sex.

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

We're the real degenerates, tbh.

1  JakeArrietaGrande 2019-07-30

this but unironically 😔

1  Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-30

Ask all those foids I have a fake name to

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

But these are literally coworkers.

1  Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-30

Oh that's dumb of the co-workers in that case. Good thing she nipped that whole thing in the bud.

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

I mean she had one abortion and then formally jumped in bed with the dude, so no, this foid is not good.

1  JakeArrietaGrande 2019-07-30

I’m pretty sure your mother knows your name- she was the one who picked it out

1  Whaddaulookinat 2019-07-30

Yours is still blowing up my burner phone. Could you ask her to stop?

1  El_Guero_Alto 2019-07-30

Because thots gonna thot and take some cocks then yeet the fetus and repeat it.

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

I hate Zoomers.

1  JakeArrietaGrande 2019-07-30

I believe you meant to say 🔥🔥🔥

1  Kellere31 2019-07-30

Shut up and take your pills grandpa.

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

Rood

1  The_Pandemonium 2019-07-30

Because thots gonna thot and take some cocks then yeet and delete the fetus and then go repeat it yeetus deletus that fetus and then go repeatus

Now you got a dope ass chorus for an incel theme song.

1  cragbar 2019-07-30

There's a reason why they push so hard for abortion. You didn't actually believe those birth control failure rates they throw around here did you?

1  DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-30

This is because they include "I forget to use the condoms" to the failure rate of condoms.

1  Elite_AI 2019-07-30

Condoms should be illegal too.

1  QLTS 2019-07-30

The rates thrown around are usually the CDC numbers, which are essentially calculated by asking what your primary form of birth control is, and whether you got pregnant that year. Because they care about the population level effects of promoting different types of birth control because they know people will fuck it up in practice.

So that 10% failure rate includes people who got drunk and said fuck it and came inside even if condoms are normally their “primary birth control method”

1  razzmataz 2019-07-30

Relevant Austin Powers wisdom.

1  Elite_AI 2019-07-30

the pill kills sex drive

1  Chrissy42 2019-07-30

So you don't even need abortions anymore. Problem solved

1  MzCherryBlossom 2019-07-30

Second time around is a new relationship so no need to complicate the situation with unnecessary details. Plus baby number 2 would be an improvement on the first version.

1  TaysSecondGussy 2019-07-30

I agree with the foid on this one. Nothing good would come from telling him she feminism’d his seed.

1  vtesterlwg 2019-07-30

Nothing good for her, he might leave

1  vtesterlwg 2019-07-30

Nothing good for her, he might leave

1  i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-07-30

this. if she can produce after being scrapped it'll likely be a stronger version of the first one

1  JakeArrietaGrande 2019-07-30

True. The last thing you want is a child who’s unlucky

1  AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-07-30

literally removed some cells with zero neurological development

Christcucks out

1  Moist__nuggets 2019-07-30

The Virgin 'clump of cells' vs the Chad 'kill them babies'

1  wafflesrawsome 2019-07-30

virgin biological materialism vs CHAD SPIRITUAL ANTI-NATALISM

1  GeauxHouston22 2019-07-30

big words make confuse

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-07-30

Literally sent an unbaptized soul to forever drift upon the Endless Ocean

atheistfags out

1  DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-30

That sounds amazing tbh. Wish you were right about it.

1  forward_dawn 2019-07-30

He is. Repent!

1  DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-30

I wish I could be so hopelessly optimistic. Really admire people who have the mind of a toddler.

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-07-30

Whoa man, that was deep. Are you almost past Chapter 2 of The God Delusion?

1  DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-30

I really love when adults still see the world like a kid. This restores my faith in humanity. Children are probably the smartest being on earth.

You really made my day, kind soul. I have a smile on my face now.

1  jaredschaffer27 2019-07-30

Wow dude overcompensate much

1  DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-30

You are flattering me. Would be so nice if you were right. Kids have amazing ideas.

1  Rentokill_boy 2019-07-30

to forever drift upon the Endless Ocean

fuckin sign me up

1  illuminate_tha_King 2019-07-30

Curse God and die, motherfucker

1  HELLEREDDIT 2019-07-30

gOTTa have the fetus to feed us.

1  CthuIhuhoop 2019-07-30

Cope. A white 'baby' died, this is objectively a good thing.

1  The_Pandemonium 2019-07-30

Every reply in the thread:

Tell him to find out if he's conservative, if he is, dump him because he's a Nazi.

1  SQLerection 2019-07-30

Ahh yes, the classic ‘use abortion to find out their political leaning’ litmus test. Used that one a few times myself.

1  Imgur_Lurker 2019-07-30

Not sharing your medical history isn’t tricking someone.

That thread is just full of hot takes jez

1  Leithz7 2019-07-30

Literally a Seinfeld episode

1  ItsSugar 2019-07-30

He will find out. Someday. Somehow. Or worse, it will eat you up inside until you are someone you don't like and don't recognize.

Jesus christ, imagine being this pathetic. I've done messed up shit that is so far in the past that by now I've forgotten about the details.

1  GourmetImp 2019-07-30

I'll never forget what you did at the harbor in reykjavik, you absolute degenerate

1  JakeArrietaGrande 2019-07-30

Reykjavik

Mayos 😠

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

The mayo layover capital hardly deserves the scorn. It's essentially anyone who wants to budget airline their way to Europe.

1  Elite_AI 2019-07-30

Only if you're an American. You're not an American, are you?

1  SJCards 2019-07-30

Take a guess.

1  Elite_AI 2019-07-30

get OUT

1  THOT-AUDITOR 2019-07-30

The ice people are aliens, not mayos.

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1  DepravedMutant 2019-07-30

Can't get the bussy pregnant just sayin

1  JeremyMG84 2019-07-30

Definitely tell him. Lying and being deceitful at the start of a relationship will only come around negatively eventually. Good luck.

1  Lysis10 2019-07-30

lol "literally murdered"