Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

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Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are

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For once r India wasn't goading him for lulz and actually told him not to, he did it anyway. Fucking classic.

LMAO Holy shit.

I didn't see the post with the details on the how-to.

It's like going around to your friends to ask them if getting a tattoo of Rock Hudson on your face is a good idea. Almost all will say no, one will download a stencil for you. You were going to do it anyway

Lol why did you go with Rock Hudson for the reference? That’s so oddly specific. Did you just catch Pillow Talk on late night TV?

He's just really into those silver underwear.

Wow, I wouldn’t be surprised if Indira Gandhi International actually changes its security procedures now that this flaw in the system has been exploited and exposed.

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This will be a lifetime memory

Prophetic.

Thirsty currycells at it again.

Something I'd only expect from currycells.

Hey can we not do racist catcalling?

Where do you think we are?

well yeah, but no?

nah, a racist catcall to an indian would be calling him a rapecel. Currycel is acceptable.

I wonder if they have designated shitting cells in indian prisons?

Sounds pretty shitty to me when everyone on internet basically just assumes we eat curry when more than 50% of our population doesnt. Its just a stereotype that has made its way on internet. Im not sure if you know this, but there are people who use the term "curry munchers" etc to belittle and degrade people of indian origins while infact thats just a bad stereotype that nowhere near projects on the whole population. Just like with all other bad stereotypes, this one was created and is furthered by people who have hatred for indians for reasons of their own and when someone uses this online to represent us, its hard to tell if that person is actually joking or just hates indians in general.

It's ok, sweaty. We know that a "curry muncher" is just a lesbian indian. We're educated here.

I dont get you. Anyways thats enough of your racism with me.

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Post family recipes pls

How is eating curry a bad stereotype, why do you hate Indian cuisine?

Eating curry isnt abad thing just like doing business and saving money isnt. But when nazis stereotype jews for being greedy and having too much control in business, that is racist. People eat curries in india, its probably our most famous cuisine to the world, but to say that all of us are curry eaters, sweaty, rapists, street shitters and in this case currycels, thats just racist. A lot of time, in my experience, people who use these words often have hatred for indians which they dont even try to hide, (for example, look up in the thread), which is why my knee-jerk reaction to anyone saying that is that hes being a racist and not making jokes. Curry eaters in alone wouldnt be a bad thing to stereotype us for, im all for making fun of us for eating spicy food. its what usually almost always comes after that is real racism.

Factually correct statements are not racism.

Iunno, I think "mayoids are a subhuman form of life" might just be some - very mild of course but there you have it.

Subhuman? More like subpig.

People eat curries in india, its probably our most famous cuisine to the world, but to say that all of us are curry eaters, sweaty, rapists, street shitters and in this case currycels, thats just racist.

Lets be real here people eat curry in india for the same reason mexicans put limes on fish. Yall lived in huts without refrigeration for 1000s of years thats why you put all that nasty ass spices on your food. Its just making sure you dont get even worse shits from bacteria

which is why my knee-jerk reaction to anyone saying that is that hes being a racist and not making jokes. Curry eaters in alone wouldnt be a bad thing to stereotype us for, im all for making fun of us for eating spicy food. its what usually almost always comes after that is real racism.

Do you realize that following on knee-jerk reactions is supposed to be a bad thing?

Do you realize that you stereotype the people who call you currycels as racists because some people who do that follow up with racist comments?

Take back that word my currynigga, don't let the racists wield its power over you!

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People eat curries in india, its probably our most famous cuisine to the world, but to say that all of us are curry eaters, sweaty, rapists, street shitters and in this case currycels, thats just racist.

Lets be real here people eat curry in india for the same reason mexicans put limes on fish. Yall lived in huts without refrigeration for 1000s of years thats why you put all that nasty ass spices on your food. Its just making sure you dont get even worse shits from bacteria

All that nasty ass spices that all of the Europeans wanted so much they literally discovered america in hopes of finding shorter routes to get them. I see.

That was just what they told financiers ie the queen of spain. Columbus thought the world was round.

Uh huh? Any more of them conspiracy theories?

Have you jacked off with tweezers yet today? You seem upset

Huh, who wouldve though you were just another racist asshole id meet here? Shot any kids up in your school today?

You seem very upset. Your not gonna gang rape a neighbor in the hut next to you again are you? Did her veil fall off on purpose? Was she asking for it?

everyone on internet basically just assumes we eat curry when more than 50% of our population doesnt

Bro that's still 650 million people, which is double the population of the entire U.S.

And the point is?

Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Tunak tunak Tun Da Da Da.

Couldn't have said it better myself

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newfag, get out.

I think we can

First time I’ve ever upvoted you, you massive gay cuck.

currycel

Harry Potter username

You brought this upon yourself

lol gay

No

How to steal an Asian dudes gf:

1. Have another skin color
2. Exist

Wake me up when he starts his next zany Hollywood prison break out number so that he can see her on her birthday

And then winds up getting shot, and a mayoid takes his curry and it winds up becoming more life fuel for /r/hapa

I got your broad in the garage eating semen
Every time a nigga go back to the ward
Niggas act like they want to start
And we leave em on the cement

tbf, this was his GF a girl he stalks on instagram who was flying back to the UK to be with her actual boyfriend

What gets me is that he was through security. All he had to do was sit his ass down and wait. Somehow he fucked that up by "looking suspicious" - I wonder if he was asking randoms for bobs

Are we sure she’s really his gf and not just some chick he’s stalking? If they were actually in a relationship you’d think a goodbye date/fuck the night before would suffice. Why does he need to sneak past her parents into a high-security area?

currycells? Seriously?

Yeah, if they're actively seeking out bobs and vagene, then they aren't really incels, are they?

If they're never granted the sweet bob & vegene they are.

They're Indian. They know what to do if the girl says "no".

Poocel is better

Fuck me this sub is a cesspit of tragic cunts lol 😂

I’m not sure if you’re trolling. But if not, let me try to be slightly more clear.

So, we as a species developed empathy and altruism, we try to help people in need, we give to charities. We will intervene when we see people abusing a dog in a park. We get angry at videos of people being bullied and beaten.

The logical reason for this is probably two fold, one is mental health, it’s not good to be isolated and alone, the other is a kind of safety in numbers.

This is where I think you’ve misunderstood me the most. If I see someone in trouble, I’ll try to help, not because that exact person might help me at some point in the future, but because I’m more likely to be helped by another stranger, if we build these ideas into our society.

I don’t want to be too condescending, but I’d seriously look into finding some help for the way you feel. It comes across as very cold, uncaring and ultimately depressing af.

Okay, fair enough. That’s actually really intelligent, insightful and well written.

You win.

Spot the poocell.

You’re a bad person

You're not toilet trained.

You’re smell of aids

Sorry, I didn’t realise where we were.

The smallest penises in the world have to get the gussy excited other ways dont hate

Well that’s never a good idea. He kinda deserves what’s coming lol.

Men will do anything for a woman. He knew he shouldn’t do it... he knew he’d probably get caught.... did it anyway. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂🤦🏻‍♂️

lol what a dumbass. Now he's gonna have to settle for third world work visas.

>Another great example of why one shouldn't take R̶o̶m̶a̶n̶t̶i̶c̶ advice from reddit

FTFY OP

I refuse to participate in this thread as it was not posted by MasterLawlz

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Can you imagine how shitty an Indian prison is 😂😂😂

Can't be worse than a Brazilian prison where they legit eat human flesh

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This dude is making $100,000 per his post history. RIP career?

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British Chad

Dude Churchill lmao

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Jfc these third world news sites. Basically their entire readership is on mobile, could they at least TRY to optimize their poorly written ad-laden trash articles for use on phones?

They get like 3 cents a click. 3 cents is their entire curry for the week, so they just throw ads at you hoping you'll click them.

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