Now they are 20 themselves and can see how creepy it is for 20yo to date 14yo. But wait until they are 30:
"Back when I was 20, I thought it was normal to have a 30yo boyfriend. Not that I am 30 I totally see how creepy those 30yo are. That is why I date a 40yo now."
I know we shit on foids a lot here but IRL it is pretty nuts how many L I B E R T A R I A N dads there are who creep on young foids. There's a lot of gross fucking classic-rock lovin' Bud Light drinkin' flyover-state moids who are about 3 shots of Jack Daniels away from molesting their daughter's friends. And like, of course there are necromatriarchs in TrollX coping over the fact that no one wants their dried up 'ol gussy but there are a lot of gross dudes out there.
To add on, I remember arguing with some idiot on another subreddit who claimed that me saying 30+ men who date teenagers might be predators is a sexist statement and infantilizes teenage girls. Somehow I am sexist because if my college friend brings home a 35 year old boyfriend, I would be concerned.
The male feminist menace strikes again
I'm 30. I couldn't imagine dating a teenager at this age. Why the fuck did I stick with a 29/30 year old when I was 18/19?
I get the point but if a man - who is a father of a teen daughter - would make a similar objection to her dating older guys, he'd be nailed to the cross of feminist pride.
One of the first pieces of sliz I ever plowed was 30 when I was 15. I honestly think people are stupid as fuck for even caring. Kids are gonna do whatever unless you lock em down like Baptist style, and even then that might just push them to go into BDSM earlier.
Yeah it's pretty fucked ngl. Sure you're not going to end up in the slammer for hanging around college bars when you're 40, but that doesn't mean you're not gross as hell and/or clearly trying to relive your glory years.
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2 DasRoteOrgan 2019-07-30
At least the law backs them on this.
Now they are 20 themselves and can see how creepy it is for 20yo to date 14yo. But wait until they are 30:
"Back when I was 20, I thought it was normal to have a 30yo boyfriend. Not that I am 30 I totally see how creepy those 30yo are. That is why I date a 40yo now."
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1 Enrico_Motassa 2019-07-30
I know we shit on foids a lot here but IRL it is pretty nuts how many L I B E R T A R I A N dads there are who creep on young foids. There's a lot of gross fucking classic-rock lovin' Bud Light drinkin' flyover-state moids who are about 3 shots of Jack Daniels away from molesting their daughter's friends. And like, of course there are necromatriarchs in TrollX coping over the fact that no one wants their dried up 'ol gussy but there are a lot of gross dudes out there.
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-07-30
I appreciate your radically centrist view on this
1 whenYoureOutOfIdeas 2019-07-30
Question: What's a foid?
2nd Question: Whats a moid?
1 collectijism 2019-07-30
3rd question: how did you find this sub?
1 whenYoureOutOfIdeas 2019-07-30
That's a good one. I'm not sure.
I'm subbed to it.
But uh, don't know.
1 [deleted] 2019-07-30
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1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-07-30
The best advice I can give you is to lurk more.
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-07-30
*fag
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-30
<srs>
It's "female" and "male" with their usual suffixes replaced with a dehumanizing "-oid" for humorous purposes.
</srs>
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-07-30
EARLY AND OFTEN. It's the only way to prevent this shit.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-07-30
I ain't implying that dehumanizing is bad.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-30
Ugh, I know what you mean man. I had to break off a faltering friendship because of this among some other reasons.
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1 OverSocialization 2019-07-30
Uh I was 16 when that movie came out and realized it was gross and wrong
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-07-30
Juno is literally written for teenagers.
1 femroot 2019-07-30
Same, I thought that was pretty clear in the movie that the guy was gross
1 Dramautist 2019-07-30
Congratulations! You don't have Daddy IssuesTM.
It's the chicks with daddy issues who are like "gosh, he seems like such a nice guy and a good friend!"
1 OverSocialization 2019-07-30
Well I’m not a girl so maybe that helps and my daddy issues didn’t arise until I was in my 20s lol
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-07-30
The male feminist menace strikes again
Umm, it's called The Wall™ sweaty.
1 Moist__nuggets 2019-07-30
Speaking of Juno, this is current year Ellen Page.
1 UnregulatedPope 2019-07-30
Is she ascending to Xenu or something?
1 newcomer_ts 2019-07-30
I get the point but if a man - who is a father of a teen daughter - would make a similar objection to her dating older guys, he'd be nailed to the cross of feminist pride.
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1 Magehunter_Skassi 2019-07-30
i support grown men fucking high schoolers so i can have more british milfs to myself
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2019-07-30
One of the first pieces of sliz I ever plowed was 30 when I was 15. I honestly think people are stupid as fuck for even caring. Kids are gonna do whatever unless you lock em down like Baptist style, and even then that might just push them to go into BDSM earlier.
Who cares?
1 Dramautist 2019-07-30
Boys and girls are different.
Shocking, I fucking know.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-30
Tell us more about your Chad AdventuresTM
1 Lvl100SkrubRekker 2019-07-30
All in good time, young one.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-30
Young one? I'm the oldest fucking geezer in this zoomer shitpit
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-07-30
Let's be real if you are an adult male dating someone who isn't emotionally mature you are probably a degenerate of some sort.
1 gurthanix 2019-07-30
Agreed, no one should date women.
1 collectijism 2019-07-30
This ping pong ball is moving way faster now
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-30
Yeah it's pretty fucked ngl. Sure you're not going to end up in the slammer for hanging around college bars when you're 40, but that doesn't mean you're not gross as hell and/or clearly trying to relive your glory years.
1 -Mopsus- 2019-07-30
when i tutored undergrads i could not imagine dating a college freshman. they were insufferable and absolutely clueless.
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-07-30
I dated freshmen up until junior year and then had a breakthrough 👍
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-07-30
lmao
Just say you think guys should be morally obligated to bang ugly old hags because you're a dried up ugly old hag.
1 Jidi_Isle 2019-07-30
U got me 🤣
1 CthuIhuhoop 2019-07-30
But of course.
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1 ineedmorealts 2019-07-30
Imagine being more retarded at 27 than at 17