I am thoroughly trouncing you. I've seen your mo and I spanked you at your own game. I found your flaw and exploited it quite nicely, my slaughtered braised goose.
My point was that comedy in America will reflect American cultural norms, and America is one of the most penis cutting happy countries in the western world.
Thank you for giving my sons a leg up in the genetic competition not being weighed down by a disfigured dick or the resulting lifetime of mental baggage.
What's it like to know your mother and father chose to mutilate you at birth? The two people who are supposed to care most about you in the entire world just decided to permanently rip a chunk off of your dick that you can never repair or grow back. What's it like to know that sex is better for me than it is for you in ways that you can't imagine because you literally don't have the same nerves to experience it the way I do?
Does the idea of inflicting that sort of pain on your imaginary son help make up for the hate you know your parents must have had for you? Or do you just not care because your soul is as damaged as your dick?
Yeah it is. There are many different forms of both male & female circumcision, ranging from removing the labia & sewing the vagina shut down to a ceremonial pinprick on the clit for women, and for men it ranges from trimming the tip off the prepuce to slitting the underside of the dick all the way into the urethra (I slept with a guy that had this; when erect it folded like a banana split).
39% is not quite anybody's definition of "number one", and it's lower than that if you exclude Muslim majority countries in the Middle East and Africa where it's the most prevalent.
Is there any widespread reddit opinion that would produce an even more retarded kneejerk contrarian reaction in cb wokies? Not a rhetorical question btw, it would be cool to find one and try to coax them into supporting it.
Lol I don't care much about the circumcision debate but there's really no good argument for it. The best one though is "I want my child's penis to be more attractive!"
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1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-07-31
Just stop with the chopping off parts of the kid you don’t like or understand.
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
Nope! My kids dick is gonna look like Brad Pitt, not like Joe pesci in an overcoat. Fuck that noise.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-07-31
+1 It’s not even up for discussion. My future kid is getting snipped.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-31
him in 15 years: "dad why do I need lotion just to spank my monkey?"
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
The need for Lotion is a myth. But of course please continue with your graboid lookin penis circlejerk
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-07-31
Based and precumpilled
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-31
If it’s such a myth why is using lotion to jack off an absolutely common gag in Americana but literally nowhere else in the world
2 shitpersonality 2019-07-31
Do you have sex, kid?
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-31
Imagine asking kids if they have sex
2 shitpersonality 2019-07-31
I bet you don't even smoke weed, kid. Time's up!
1 automatic_cluck 2019-07-31
A wild pedo has been spotted.
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
Because nobody watches TV or movies that aren't American. Also, lotion is like a luxury item, like getting pop instead of water at a restaurant.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-07-31
My point was that comedy in America will reflect American cultural norms, and America is one of the most penis cutting happy countries in the western world.
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
My poi t is, They probably do, but no one watches them.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-07-31
Based child mutilators.
Thank you for giving my sons a leg up in the genetic competition not being weighed down by a disfigured dick or the resulting lifetime of mental baggage.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-07-31
If he’s gets mental baggage over getting a prettier dick because of a snip he’s obviously a pussy.
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
Well I can tell you which one has a beeter chance to procreate. It's The one that doesn't need to scoop cum out of his foreskin with his finger
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-07-31
This is the saddest cope.
What's it like to know your mother and father chose to mutilate you at birth? The two people who are supposed to care most about you in the entire world just decided to permanently rip a chunk off of your dick that you can never repair or grow back. What's it like to know that sex is better for me than it is for you in ways that you can't imagine because you literally don't have the same nerves to experience it the way I do?
Does the idea of inflicting that sort of pain on your imaginary son help make up for the hate you know your parents must have had for you? Or do you just not care because your soul is as damaged as your dick?
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
Yo snappy this comment right here. ☝🏾😂
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-31
I too am preoccupied about my infant son's willy and how it looks.
sike
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
It low-key sounds like you do.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-07-31
galaxy brain take here
2 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
By all means feel free to keep your kids penis looking like some hentai tentacle. Leaves more opportunities my kid.
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-07-31
You're never going to breed lmao
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
I hate to break it to ya bud, but we're Workin on number 2. 😎🤰
1 hemmorhoidvania 2019-07-31
I don't believe you lmao 👍
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
Search my post history........you know it to be true.
1 shitpersonality 2019-07-31
Dicks that look like Jesus's 😎
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-31
It’s funny how when you add “routine” to circumcision it’s normal, but somehow “routine female genital mutilation” doesn’t have the same ring to it.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-07-31
It’s not even close to the same thing. 🤷♂️🤷♀️
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-07-31
✂️ ✂️
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-07-31
Except it is? Deciding to remove the clitoral hood seems the same? It’s just removing a random flap of skin?
1 charming_tatum 2019-07-31
Would you calm down, you're making a fool out of yourself
1 Wordshark 2019-07-31
Yeah it is. There are many different forms of both male & female circumcision, ranging from removing the labia & sewing the vagina shut down to a ceremonial pinprick on the clit for women, and for men it ranges from trimming the tip off the prepuce to slitting the underside of the dick all the way into the urethra (I slept with a guy that had this; when erect it folded like a banana split).
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-07-31
FGM should be routine. It is simply a matter of modesty and religious belief and by Allah, if you insult me I will give you a taste of my shoe.
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
Unpopular on Reddit, but still number one IRL. Sorry turtlenecks, the handsome dick is here to stay.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-31
39% is not quite anybody's definition of "number one", and it's lower than that if you exclude Muslim majority countries in the Middle East and Africa where it's the most prevalent.
burger cope BTFO
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
Muslims don't star in pornos for a reason bro
1 buyingadderall 2019-07-31
39% of the population but 90% of the girls. Cope harder turtleneck
1 MrRightIsWhite 2019-07-31
90% of girls are circumcised? I'm no gynecologist but that doesn't sound right.
1 buyingadderall 2019-07-31
Im from pakistan.
1 taytaybraps 2019-07-31
90% of girls have circumcized penises?
So you're implying that cut men are closet trans? Makes sense.
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1 zergling_Lester 2019-07-31
Is there any widespread reddit opinion that would produce an even more retarded kneejerk contrarian reaction in cb wokies? Not a rhetorical question btw, it would be cool to find one and try to coax them into supporting it.
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1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-07-31
nigga a circumcised penis isn't the equivalent of blue eyes
1 cochnbahls 2019-07-31
It's better than that
1 DepravedMutant 2019-07-31
Lol I don't care much about the circumcision debate but there's really no good argument for it. The best one though is "I want my child's penis to be more attractive!"
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-07-31
You can thank Israel for that
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1 saint2e 2019-07-31
Circlebroker advocating we pre-cuck children by circumcising them. I'm not totally surprised, tbh.