And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.
nah i'm serious. it's something i feel skinny people don't really know because most fatties are oblivious to their own smell or too embarrassed to admit it.
but ya there really has been a correlation between smelliness and fatness for me
Well how does the math work. Is it just straight addition? Like two 4’s become one 8? Or is it just the average so two 4’s are just a 4. Or is there some multiplication like it’s two chicks which is cooler than one chick so it’s like the average times 1.2 so it’s like a 4.8?
Intuitively, we know that 2 6s is better than 1, so it can't be an average. I think there's a multiplier applied to the average but it is going to be related to personal taste, based on where you fall on the r/k socio-sexual spectrum. This multiplier would be somewhere between 1 and infinity.
With two 8s it would feel like multiplication. with two 4s it’s like division.
You have to add all the hassle of living with two other people and the drama of polyamory.
if i could retain my ability to speak and drink alcohol i'd turn into a cat in a heartbeat
two of my cats are fat fucks that literally just sleep and lay down all day but they can still jump like ten feet. it's like being a pro athlete with no effort.
That looks like it’s a Russian kid on graduation day posing for a family photo with his typical Russian mom and aunt (dad died of liver failure from alcoholism obviously).
Exceedingly easy I imagine: the guy is relatively good looking and had to settle with these 19 going on 45 creatures, what options do guys with actual physical deformities have?
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1 EasySchmitty 2019-08-02
Ahem.
I M A G I N E
T H E
S M E L L
1 OverSocialization 2019-08-02
Ya it’s a real thing. I get smelly so much quicker now that I’m fat. I compensate by showering way more
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-08-02
🤮
1 my_other_drama_alt 2019-08-02
... wow
1 OverSocialization 2019-08-02
nah i'm serious. it's something i feel skinny people don't really know because most fatties are oblivious to their own smell or too embarrassed to admit it.
but ya there really has been a correlation between smelliness and fatness for me
1 ason 2019-08-02
Lift up the flap of a fatty and you'll find a bustling ecosystem of mold, bacteria, and lichens. It's breathtaking.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2019-08-02
YOU HAVEN’T THOUGHT OF THE SMELL YOU BITCH
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-02
Baby's first facial hair and two grandmothers
What a trio
1 EasySchmitty 2019-08-02
Mayos be like “Why yes I’m 18 and wrinkly and rickety how could you tell?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-02
These have to be bongs
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-02
They're West Michigan people 🤢
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-02
Eww
1 JakeArrietaGrande 2019-08-02
I don’t want to sound like a mayo gussy, but... oof.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-02
What the fuck. I refuse to believe them.
1 OverSocialization 2019-08-02
Well how does the math work. Is it just straight addition? Like two 4’s become one 8? Or is it just the average so two 4’s are just a 4. Or is there some multiplication like it’s two chicks which is cooler than one chick so it’s like the average times 1.2 so it’s like a 4.8?
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-02
I think it equals vomit
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1 FartEater71 2019-08-02
Intuitively, we know that 2 6s is better than 1, so it can't be an average. I think there's a multiplier applied to the average but it is going to be related to personal taste, based on where you fall on the r/k socio-sexual spectrum. This multiplier would be somewhere between 1 and infinity.
1 MagicHoudini 2019-08-02
With two 8s it would feel like multiplication. with two 4s it’s like division. You have to add all the hassle of living with two other people and the drama of polyamory.
Just jerk it off.
1 aqouta 2019-08-02
You have to take the average and then map the 10 scale onto a (-5,5) scale, then multiply by 1+(n/2) where n is the number of partners.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-08-02
...I'd rather be single.
Hug your signifigant others extra tight tonight.
1 OverSocialization 2019-08-02
If they love cats and cook real good fuck it I’d take two fatties if I were single
1 bigfuckerton 2019-08-02
More like oversharing fuckin ed buttered toast looking ass
1 my_other_drama_alt 2019-08-02
eat poop mr catgirlfriend
1 OverSocialization 2019-08-02
if i could retain my ability to speak and drink alcohol i'd turn into a cat in a heartbeat
two of my cats are fat fucks that literally just sleep and lay down all day but they can still jump like ten feet. it's like being a pro athlete with no effort.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-08-02
I'll hug my wifu pillow
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-02
That looks like it’s a Russian kid on graduation day posing for a family photo with his typical Russian mom and aunt (dad died of liver failure from alcoholism obviously).
1 BoxxyFoxxy 2019-08-02
Nah, this is all ‘Murica, Russians aren’t obese
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1 BoxxyFoxxy 2019-08-02
Obesity is not political, fam
1 Unlucky_Mousse 2019-08-02
Are there any attractive poly “couples?”
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-02
That just makes this even more disgusting then if the two hags were older.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-08-02
Yeah, it tells you how disgusting their lifestyle actually is.
1 JustLions 2019-08-02
They're lying about their age, right?
RIGHT?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-08-02
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-02
Has there ever been one polyamory families that are attractive
1 JustLions 2019-08-02
There probably was at least one good-looking sheik + harem.
1 Tzar-Romulus-Dos 2019-08-02
Mormons are pretty attractive.
1 lickedTators 2019-08-02
Yes we just don't post in that sub because it's so fucking horrible. We stick to quality subs like drama
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1 SnappyIsMyWaifu 2019-08-02
Imagine trying to sleep between these two and their CPAP machines.
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1 ragnathorn 2019-08-02
Rare color picture of the Titanic and Olympic in harbor together
1 valakd 2019-08-02
aged like a fine milk
1 jerryjoneshere 2019-08-02
How can the incel look at this and still maintain his inferiority complex
1 BoxxyFoxxy 2019-08-02
True, if anything results mayocide, it’s this lifestyle
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-02
Exceedingly easy I imagine: the guy is relatively good looking and had to settle with these 19 going on 45 creatures, what options do guys with actual physical deformities have?
1 jerryjoneshere 2019-08-02
This picture should cure any lingering desire for gussy and convince the incel of the mgtowwom brown pill truth
1 zergling_Lester 2019-08-02
Ah, truuuu
1 historycunt 2019-08-02
He has the chance to get two wives and both of them are land whales
1 Funkyduffy 2019-08-02
Wow fat really does age you