Stonetoss unironically predicts a gay Burger King commercial

40  2019-08-02 by FearOfBees

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You have 4 links and not one of them is to information. The signal to noise ratio of the shit I've read from your links is absolutely abysmal, nobody with a working brain would put time into reading such drivel, let alone attempt to use it in place of information sources. If basic income actually failed, you could give at least some semblance of a concise explanation of the failure, or at least have one of your four links lead to something data-focused, instead of being like "here's an opinion, now immerse yourself in verbose repititions of that opinion for a half hour since hopefully that's enough to make you agree with it." You are a prime brainwashee and the reason Trump will win again.

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Lmao who are these marketing people

“We’re losing to McDonald’s and Wendy’s what do we do?”

Okay so like let’s melt our fuckin burgers and make it into a diamond and give it to some boomer homos in Germany

They pretty much did the only thing you never do with your product by showing them burn it all up.

I could see if you made it like an ironic commerical but they went full retard on this campaign

iirc mickey D's is doing horrible since their food is average at best and their prices keep going up.

They need to start making pearls out of their Signature Sauce

I’m gonna buy my grill a rick and morty McDonald’s Pocahontas szechuan sauce diamond

Imagine not turning the Rick and Morty Season 3 DVD into a diamond for her

I turned myself into a diamond, Morty! I’m Diamond Rick!

A brief look at their stocks makes it seem like they’re doing okay

Mcdonalds is doing horrible because the economy is doing well thanks to Obama’s good leadership during the great recession. Athough the incoming Trump depression may help them out.

McDonalds is countercyclical, when people are poor they abandon more expensive places and are driven to cheap fast food. When the economy is doing better people eat at higher quality places. McDonalds did very well during the great recession actually, I remember they introduced like a thousand new fancy items. Because at the time they were trying to compete against higher quality restaurants. Now they’ve pared the menu back hugely and are mostly focusing on cutting costs, no one wants to eat the shit unless they have to.

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So if any burger company ever in the future at any point mentioned or featured a gay couple, Stonetoss was a genius psychic

Thanks

There are no burger ads that feature straight couples, romance is a forbidden subject among the advertisers here.

Fuck... are there burger ads that feature straight couples?

it wasn’t just two homos buying a burger tho it was a try hard dramatic long ass video trying to seem woke and emotional

They should make a manly burger commercial for homos

Like two super buff hot dudes lifting weights and then they kiss and they’re like let’s get fuckin spicy bro and then they go to Carl’s Jr. and get a habanero burger and eat it shirtless and then chug whiskey

And then here’s the dope ending line “homos are men too. And Carl’s Jr. is all about manly burger for manly men so come eat a spicy burger you faggot”

If they did that I’d unironically buy it

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Imagine proposing to someone with a compressed Whopper and not even being american lmao

Doing this makes you an honorary American tho.

This is the dumbest fucking thing I've seen in my life I've been laughing for like 5 minutes now with no end in sight

Well they probably got the diamond and some of the wedding costs covered so if you’re frugal maybe it’s not bad

Imagine wearing a burger on your finger for the rest of your life

its not like they're gonna tell their kids about how they got the diamond

I'd hope not. I can't imagine the look on the kids face when he realizes his dad's are complete retards wearing burgers on their fingers

In Germany every gay couple gets a free Syrian refugee baby

When do they compress it into a diamond

Ya that’s weird

I found this company that takes your car hair and puts the dna in diamonds so that’s what I’m gonna do

You'd have to get huge woke points for shitting on Germany for not being as progressive as a American literal burger company right?

Like they've got hours of cocktail party zingers for free

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that original twitter link is cope central.

guy pretending that the nike commercial hurt their brand

i’m gonna miss eating whoppers

guy with cringe fash-“wave” meme featuring confused mcdonald’s clown

boomers

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Imagine the drama it would bring.

Is he even on reddit?

Yeah he is.

I should know, I frequented his sub before it got janny'd.

I'd ping him, but y'know.

His user is u/ StoneToss.

He had his own sub before AHS spammed the sub with christchurch shooting pictures as an excuse to ban it. All the people that posted that shit never had a single right leaning comment. Why the fuck would anyone post that there?

ITS THE CTL LEFT THAT MAKES US LOOK BAD WE IZ GOID BOYS THAT DINDU NUFFIN

Ok, sweaty

He'd run away like a bitch when someone makes fun of the Aut Right tho

Notch is also a mod of this sub.

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Are you implying he wouldn't do the same?

wtf did i just watch?

All the commercials about pointless shit in the world

I mean there are seriously ads that don’t even seem to mention the product

As soon as it’s about gay people it has to be cross examined intensely and accusatorily as to the meaning of the advertisement

The bigger news is WTF those guys made a diamond out of a whopper? That’s the gayest shit I’ve ever heard. What are you going to do next, make a diamond out of a turd?

What are you going to do next, make a diamond out of a turd?

Bazinga

You’re right. It happens because conser-vatives wanna complain about it and then lots of left-ists will complain about it because it seems like fake woke and trying to act like they care about minorities just to get more money

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WTF PROCS IT

PebbleChuck is a faggot

And?