Pre-drama drama discussion: After 13 years, will the new TOOL album set to drop today be the most mind-bending prog-rock album ever, or a pretentious pile of trash?
39 2019-08-02 by MikeHuntIsAnAsshole
TOOL fans are known human garbage so I expect plenty of retardation in the music subs.
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1 OverSocialization 2019-08-02
Nothing can ever live up to expectations after that long
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
It's funny, I said the same thing to your mom just the other day
1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-08-02
You're early.
It's dropping on the 30th, they just released their back catalog on streaming sites today.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-08-02
thank the lord, that shit has been way over due
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
You're right, I noticed a little after I posted. Still, it's coming, and I can already smell the blood in the water
1 satanismyhomeboy 2019-08-02
You're lucky it's coming out at all. Nobody knows when the new Fear Factory album will be released, not even the band members themselves. The thing is finished, but half of the band is suing the other half so they're bankrupt and helpless. Idiots.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
That makes me really sad, I love FF.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-08-02
They should have done a 20th anniversary of Obsolete like they did Demanufacture. And "Zero Signal" during the Scorpion/Cage fight in the first MK movie was absolutely perfect.
1 TheBatarang 2019-08-02
I predict it will sound exactly like all their other stuff. I went to a tool concert once and was right up in the front, which meant basically that it was so loud it was just sound. It was basically the same song over and over when you can't actually make out the words.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-02
Name three bands you like.
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1 TheBatarang 2019-08-02
What, like just 3 random bands? I like The Sebadoh, Soul Coughing and Firewater pretty well. Right now I'm on a bit of a country roots kick with Hank Williams though. My musical taste are all over the map.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
I fuckin love Lou Barlow
1 TheBatarang 2019-08-02
He's such a sweetie, too. I went with a friend of mine to a concert and he actually came out and chatted with us. The man is a treasure.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Damn, that's awesome. The first three Dinosaur jr albums were perfection for me, J is a great songwriter but the original three were something else entirely
1 TheBatarang 2019-08-02
If you can go see him at a small venue, I recommend it. Very few artists are that sociable in my experience. I think the other one that I think was really great was Mike Doughty. He was super chatty and not full of himself at all. Down to earth musicians are great!
On the end of the spectrum, a friend of mine dragged me to an MC Chris concert way back when and that dude was a fucking asshole to his fans. I don't know why he did a meet and great after when it was very clear he did not want people near him. That's fine, but then like just stay backstage, you know? It was pretty entertaining to watch his face though.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Ha MC Chris, I remember the whole 2 months I got into him and then completely forgot about his existence. Dude was always weird as fuck lol. But yeah, lotta musicians are notoriously prickly so you gotta love the few that go out of their way for the fans.
1 TheBatarang 2019-08-02
He really was a little weirdo. And such a tiny guy for such a big ego. Sometimes I like to imagine people's ego vs. their body size and he had the ego of a 6'5" tall man inside like a 5'6" body or maybe he just looked tiny because he was literally cowering from his fans.
1 TheBatarang 2019-08-02
I just realized this was on the TOOL thread. At the time of the concert I was super into TOOL, NIN, A Perfect Circle and again, Firewater. Love The Golden Hour. This was about a decade ago.
1 MG87 2019-08-02
Apparently according to one leaked review the album is damn good, which isn't surprising.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Yeah Maynard definitely leaked that review lol
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-02
has there ever been a bigger tryhard in the history of music than maynard james keen? off the top of my head, the only ones I can think of are John Lennon and I guess Madonna
that dude doesn't just sniff his own farts, he probably lightly wafts them to his face before saying some, *"ah yes, aromatic. hints of lavender" shit
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
And the die-hard fans are just as bad. How they became second-hand pretentious I'll never know, 10,000 days came out while I was in high school and I straight up hated Tool for a couple years because of their cult.
1 Quietus42 2019-08-02
How can a band that made a single out of a song about fisting have such humorless fans? Blows my mind
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
To be fair, the faggots I went to school with were the fake hippy stoner cliche that made me hate Pink Floyd, the Grateful Dead, and Bob Marley as well. But I thank them for pushing me into Metal and all the glory it entails, so it wasnt all bad.
1 Quietus42 2019-08-02
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1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-08-02
They spent the 2000's flirting with proggy music which attracted that genre's legions of traditionally humorless elitist fanboys.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-02
Muse fans come to mind
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-08-02
Muse fans are like the nu-metal fans of prog nerds.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-08-02
MJK and Tool are the perfect Venn diagram of autism, pretention, over-inflated ego, and confirmation bias.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-02
Name three bands you like.
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1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-08-02
Tangerine Dream, E-40, Fear Factory.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-02
Okay, so you just have a general aversion to non-shit. Thanks for the confirm. 👍
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1 BussyGirthQuake 2019-08-02
Seething, you got angry because someone made fun of your favorite band , what are you a fucking BOOMER?! 🤢🤢🤢🤮
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1 DulceEtDecorumEstPro 2019-08-02
Not listening to Trout Mask Replica exclusively in 2019 🤮🤮🤮🤮
1 JustLions 2019-08-02
Spice Girls (1994-2000)
Spice Girls (2007-2008)
Spice Girls (2018-????)
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-02
Name three bands you like.
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1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-02
Tame Impala. Mac Demarco. Joy Division.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-02
Nice 👍
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-08-02
Tame Impala. Mac Demarco. Joy Division.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-02
Lmao seething that everyone
thinksknows tool is pretentious garbage1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-08-02
What's funny is that he's been in all these non-Tool bands and making his wine and whatnot because the rest of the band were such tryhard perfectionists it took them 12+ years to get the instrumentals to a point where he could come in and write lyrics, meaning that Maynard is only the 3rd biggest tryhard within Tool*
*the 4th, naturally being the drummer.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Lmao that's a good point
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-08-02
woody, yet crisp, it has a citrusy bite but a very mellow finish
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-08-02
I have to drop Carter and Daphne off at Jamal's for their free-range playdate, then I can kick back, smoke this leader joint, and rock out to the new Tool 😎🎸
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1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Unironically this
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-02
APC>Tool by a laaaaaaaarge margin
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Really? I love APC but Aenima is my fuckin jams man.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-02
If it's proggish metal, there are a dozen bands more interesting imho. APC is something else.
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2019-08-02
Tool's OK, but I can't fucking stand APC.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
fight fight fight
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-08-02
APC is Tool but less heavy and with Keenan more transparently whining about his mommy issues, pass.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-02
Hey don't disagree with me because I'm right and you're wrong and disagreeing with me makes it seem like I'm wrong but I'm not.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-02
Name three bands you like
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1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Mastodon, Nine Inch Nails, and High on Fire.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-02
Hahaha, okay
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1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
No I like the band, I hate the fans. Name three bands you like fool
1 pol__invictus__risen 2019-08-02
Fuck no lmao. Imagine ever being fucking dumb enough to tell anyone here anything.
So you hate yourself? Nice thread of self-ownage bro.
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1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Its just bands, not your social security number numbnuts, it's not that important. Also:
Get out, and never come back
1 sub2tine 2019-08-02
emperor of sand is about drama mods, cmv
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-08-02
The Comet is Coming, Hobosexual, Om
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1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-08-02
My brother in law is probably smearing the walls of his house in shit right now in anticipation.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
I can 100% believe this.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-08-02
Tool always been and always will be trash. They had one song that was tolerable back when I was still enjoying the ignorant bliss of being a 90s child
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Meh, they're a good band just way overhyped. Always by posers too, some stoner talking about how metal he is because he listens to Tool in between Pink Floyd and Jimi Hendrix tracks.
1 AllocatedData 2019-08-02
Tool haters are way more annoying than Tool fans since they haven't been relevant since 2003, change my view
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Why cant I hate both? I like the music I just wish nobody ever talked about them lmao
1 AllocatedData 2019-08-02
I enjoy them too but I see way more bitching about their weird neckbeard fanbase that I never see in person
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Consider yourself lucky then
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-08-02
why would you hate the fans? They're good drama and it's been fun to laugh at the diehard's descent into madness over the last decade as they begin to dig for hidden tracks/math theories in every audio recording that's ever been released by the band.
It's like looking at the really whacky conspiracy theories /r/asoiaf gets into from time to time since they haven't had a new book to read in 10 years, and yet adamantly refuse to read another book.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Listen 👏 to 👏 another 👏 band 👏
1 loli_esports 2019-08-02
Its not releasing today, retard. The old stuff is going digital and the album comes out on the 30th when it will 100% suck
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Yeah I realized it was just the backlog right after I posted lol
1 bussylmao 2019-08-02
The new A Perfect Circle album was trash, I really hope this one's better.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Yeah I was a little let down by it too. Like, it was ok, but where did all the talent from the previous records go?
1 ragnathorn 2019-08-02
Did you really think APC had any creative potential after blowing their entire artistic load on Thirteenth Step? That band literally went from "okay" (Mer De Noms) to masterpiece (Thirteenth Step) to cover album (eMOTIVe). 4th album had no chance.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-02
Love the music, absolutely despise the fanbase; similar to rick and morty. I pity people who build their personality and identity around things that entertain them.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Exactly.
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-02
Tool would be a lot better without Maynard
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole 2019-08-02
Spicy take, I like it
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