It's even more sad when you realize how it actually goes down - how it will always go down:
there's a shooting somewhere. "bang" "bang" - it takes a few minutes for someone to call 911.
local police units respond - that takes another 10 minutes or so - local police confirm a shooter with a high powered rifle - the call goes out to the larp squad.
larp squad guy's radio lights up. "HOLLY SHIT TODAYS THE DAY!!" he drives to the police station - that takes 15-20 minutes - we're now at least 30 minutes since the shooting started.
arrive at police station, quickly change into tacticool gear - 10 more minutes
run to armorer, sign out weapon, grab mags, put shit into pockets, function check all gear - 10 more minutes
head to briefing room: "everybody listen up, about an hour ago there was a shooting at walmart. patrol units responded and arrested the shooter. Here's a map of our route to the scene. what are your questions?"
load up in military surplus APC, designed to defeat light anti-tank rockets - so fucking cool - can still smell the cum from all the E-1s that jerked off in this bad boy!
"wait, did they say in the briefing that the shooting is over though?" - shut up noobie, we're almost there.
In a major city like El Paso I wouldn't be surprised to hear they have a quick response SWAT team that was on duty when the call came in. They call SWAT in for all kinds of shit (even felony vehicle stops) so it's not like they don't get used.
If it were a smaller town your comment would be right on the nose.
You always bring your NVGs because it would really fucking suck if you needed them and didn’t have access to them. See Black Hawk Down for a good example of this.
No you def do not lol. I never wore them ever when I was in the Marines expect at night. They suck and are too heavy and bulky. We’d just mount flash lights whenever possible.
You carry them with you in your day pack during daylight patrols. If you didn’t then your platoon sergeant didn’t train you very well. Surefires should have always been attached to your rifles.
Those aren't run of the mill police officers. Ft. Bliss is just a few miles away from where this event occured.
he headquarters for the El Paso Intelligence Center, a federal tactical operational intelligence center, is hosted at Fort Bliss. Its DoD (United States Department of Defense) counterpart, Joint Task Force North, is at Biggs Army Airfield. Biggs Field, a military airport[11] located at Fort Bliss, is designated a military power projection platform.[12]
Do you have a source of any of those forces responding? The US military can't operate on US grounds unless state of emergency and shit. These are cops playing dress up
The picture that shows "POLICE" on their uniforms and "FBI" on their ..oh wait shit, the FBI is at the El Paso Intelligence Center. You're probably right
After doing a bit more googling I'm positive the guys pictured are from El Paso FBI. Their official Twitter says they've responded to the incident. The FBI has had door kickers for awhile in the form of their Hostage Rescue Team
@FBIElPaso is responding to the Cielo Vista Active Shooter incident. We are assisting and coordinating with @EPPOLICE at this time.
This probably isn't HRT. The FBI generally runs a SWAT team out of the field office for high-risk warrants. HRT is based in Quantico and is only deployed in certain circumstances. They probably couldn't mobilize them to respond and be on the ground this quick.
He swears he's not gonna be taken alive. 😂😂😂 Now he's got about 50 years to sit in a cell and wish he wasn't too much of a pussy to go through with it.
He was an even bigger pussy than the garlic shooter and that guy was like a 19 year old kid. Goes to show you that poltards like him and the Christchurch are just larpers who are too pussy to kill themselves in the end
The biggest pussy of all was the San Diego synagogue shooter, who got chased out of the building by a wounded, unarmed, elderly rabbi. And then he drove off aimlessly before calling the cops on himself. And then his parents disowned him and refused to pay his legal fees. What a loser.
They will probably put this kid down within a few years. 1. Because Texas and 2. they will probably get some federal charges on him so Glumpf can execute someone federally.
There is no better american hero than batman. A billionary furry beat up homeless and the mentally ill along with his bussy boy bought from poor parents.
There is literally no better representation of america.
The fact that this /Pol/ak got caught alive is a blessing in disguise, he’s either gonna be executed within five years or he’s gonna spend the next 99 years in the Tejas State pinta getting raped and shanked by a bunch of pissed off chicanos
The thread in the News section of Kiwifarms has video and pics of dead folks and a manifesto. Here are the first lines that establish pretty well that it was a mayo:
In general, I support the Christchurch shooter and his manifesto. This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas. They are the instigators, not me. I am simply defending my country from cultural and ethnic replacement brought on by an invasion
Before people start jumping to conclusions I just want to make one observation: El Paso is not Texas. Most people in Texas have never been to El Paso. El Paso is 750 miles away from Houston (the only city in Texas that matters). That's further than the distance from Paris to Berlin. Please do not connect any events or people from El Paso to the rest of the great state of Texas.
This is a brainless take. If you don't want people to find something, then you make the search for it hard. You make the search for something hard by punishing people who circulate it.
I guess. I dunno, just seems like we give these things more power when we try to suppress them. Feeds into the victim complex these killers and their friends at pol have.
I don’t mean that the government is doing the right thing in terms of suppressing information. What I mean is that if you accept the premise that suppressing information is a good goal, then your methods should be suppressing information. Not playing dumb psychological games to make Redditors “not want to search for it.”
I feel like these guys are just doing manifestos because all the other shooters are. This one was all over the place and contradicted itself incredibly, not in an insane way but more of a half-assed paper four hours before the deadline way
Do you know what it takes to buy a long gun in Texas? Just be 18, have the money, fill out a 1 page form (4473) correctly, and pass a NICS background check on the spot. It takes literally 15 minutes, maybe.
A literal retard can build a bomb and be 10 times more effective than a shooter. Gun control just stops the shooter meme, violating the monopoly of force will always have the potential to lead to mass casualties, increasing the severity of the monopoly of force only makes things worse.
Is this a new "we don't talk about the shooty people" thing or is the manifesto full of left-wing stuff and they want to bury it so no one will point out that there are extremist on the left just like there are on the right?
Is this a new "we don't talk about the shooty people" thing
That one. Last time the admins got really mad.
or is the manifesto full of left-wing stuff and they want to bury it so no one will point out that there are extremist on the left just like there are on the right?
You wish. Dude was a Daddy loving anti-immigrant mayo poltard.
Cool, I can understand not glorifying these idiots when they finally flip and make themselves a hazard to others. Shooting people is a shitty way of effecting political change.
The funniest part when he insisted that what he was doing (murdering defenseless people) was NOT an act of cowardice. Lmao cope much? 😂 What a delusional faggot
Yeah who dedicates a whole part of their manifesto to explaining away why they targeted innocents instead of a more protected target? Everyone knows that shit so justifying it like that just screams COPE.
No, this is the most boring manifesto of them all. No memes. He does, however, explicitly call out the Dеmоcrаtic dеbate as proof of the impending mауосide, so don’t be surprised if the cаndidates turn this into a саmpaign issue.
He does, however, explicitly call out the Dеmоcrаtic dеbate as proof of the impending mауосide
Inshallah
**disclaimer: this is a joke mocking the Neo-Nazi "white genocide" conspiracy theory that there is a deliberate Jewish plot to eliminate the white race through miscegenation and immigration. Mayocide jokes are not an actual call for violence because there is no white genocide. Apparently I have to put this disclaimer now or get suspended, which is really retarded. Thank you.
I am not surprised, just disturbed and sad but feeling hopeless, too.
The evil monster even shot little babies in that store. How can you hurt a helpless, innocent being? Babies are absolutely harmless. Why would you hurt one?
Honestly, I have faith in humanity even despite the existence of evil people. I genuinely believe most humans aren't monsters. Not complete monsters anyway despite what the media keeps shoving down my throat.
I believe there are good people out there. I believe human life has value. I believe in love and peace.
Most importantly I consider the United States the most sinister threat to humankind since the Nazis and their allies slaughtered their way across the Old World.
Did they do this shit as much before? it seems that all of a sudden they got sick of the Islamists getting to kill all the innocents and decided en masse that they're going to try to one up them.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
I bet this one was the tacos
1 ResistingDaddyDrumpf 2019-08-03
Well El Paso is like 80% Hispanic, so it looks like a possibility.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-08-03
It's probably someone who's 56% taco but calls himself white
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-08-03
It literally is. The pussy who did it looks like the fucking el atrocidad de las Americas meme irl
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-03
It's always the violent mayo
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
Well, duh. But they're acting on your orders, right?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-03
Nah, they were just born like that
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
Yes, yes, we are all born subservient to the chosen.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-03
Good goy
1 jubbergun 2019-08-03
Maybe it's Maybelline?
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-03
Actually the chosen tribe is trying to dilute the mayo genepool to make the world a safer place.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
What if that's what the Mossad wants you to think?
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
No it was a mayo mad about taco immigration according to the manifesto
1 Redactor0 2019-08-03
Reuters:
Sounds like a fucking dork.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
Pizza. Shill???
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Same writing style...
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
He also wore large earpro like a fucking larper
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-08-03
Execution by wedgie.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-03
more like taco bowl
1 UnkillRebooted 2019-08-03
Peak Mayo Cope
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1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
Hasn’t it been a week already
1 AlohaWarrior35 2019-08-03
Lol, burgers.
1 Welcome_to_Brotact 2019-08-03
the fat doesn't protect wtf?
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-03
Cause not fat enough. Vegetarianism is to blame for mass shooting causalities. Must eat more burgers.
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1 SaveUsUncleTed 2019-08-03
🍔👌💯
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-08-03
What's with American law enforcement and dressing like it's Korangal Valley? They should at least wear fucking urban camo.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
Because American pigs are retarded
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-08-03
dont forget cheap
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-08-03
El Paso isn’t very urban.
They’d have better luck dressing up as Dollar Generals and Elote stands
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
Sounds like a great place
1 Dildokin 2019-08-03
They like to larp
1 variedpageants 2019-08-03
It's even more sad when you realize how it actually goes down - how it will always go down:
there's a shooting somewhere. "bang" "bang" - it takes a few minutes for someone to call 911.
local police units respond - that takes another 10 minutes or so - local police confirm a shooter with a high powered rifle - the call goes out to the larp squad.
larp squad guy's radio lights up. "HOLLY SHIT TODAYS THE DAY!!" he drives to the police station - that takes 15-20 minutes - we're now at least 30 minutes since the shooting started.
arrive at police station, quickly change into tacticool gear - 10 more minutes
run to armorer, sign out weapon, grab mags, put shit into pockets, function check all gear - 10 more minutes
head to briefing room: "everybody listen up, about an hour ago there was a shooting at walmart. patrol units responded and arrested the shooter. Here's a map of our route to the scene. what are your questions?"
load up in military surplus APC, designed to defeat light anti-tank rockets - so fucking cool - can still smell the cum from all the E-1s that jerked off in this bad boy!
"wait, did they say in the briefing that the shooting is over though?" - shut up noobie, we're almost there.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
Yeah but they get to stand around and be photographed in their tacticool gear so it's all worth it. Those pics go straight into the spank bank.
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1 geraldo42 2019-08-03
In a major city like El Paso I wouldn't be surprised to hear they have a quick response SWAT team that was on duty when the call came in. They call SWAT in for all kinds of shit (even felony vehicle stops) so it's not like they don't get used.
If it were a smaller town your comment would be right on the nose.
1 BigBrownDog12 2019-08-03
Surplus gear baybee
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-08-03
Lmao they have peq15s and nvgs, what a insane waste of money
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
Wearing NVGs in the day mind you. Why would you want that extra weight digging into I’ll never know.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-08-03
Gotta flex to keep the civvies in check 🐖
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-03
You always bring your NVGs because it would really fucking suck if you needed them and didn’t have access to them. See Black Hawk Down for a good example of this.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
No you def do not lol. I never wore them ever when I was in the Marines expect at night. They suck and are too heavy and bulky. We’d just mount flash lights whenever possible.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-03
You carry them with you in your day pack during daylight patrols. If you didn’t then your platoon sergeant didn’t train you very well. Surefires should have always been attached to your rifles.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
Yeah we carried them. We didn’t wear them on our helmets all damn day like GI Joe cop there lol.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-03
What if he couldn’t find his leatherman and nobody wanted to let him borrow theirs because they knew he always loses other people’s shit?
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
I think he just wanted to play dress up tbh.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-03
yeah probably
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
Cause the dude thinks it’s cool to wear all that shit but in reality it’s miserable and then you have a fucked up back forever.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-08-03
Lmfao imagine joining the Marines and not being in the wing 🤣🤣🤣
It's always fun watching you guys get off my plane. Tell me what the desert is like at night, I'm going back to my room to sleep in the AC 😋😋😋
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-08-03
Untouched desert sand is fine as moon dust. Can't fuck it tho.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-08-03
I know, it's fucking impossible to see when you're landing in it 😖
50...40...30...*THUNK* "on deck, sir"
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-08-03
Lol crayoneater
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1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
I mean, he was indoors. He could have turned the lights off.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-08-03
Those aren't run of the mill police officers. Ft. Bliss is just a few miles away from where this event occured.
1 atmpls 2019-08-03
Do you have a source of any of those forces responding? The US military can't operate on US grounds unless state of emergency and shit. These are cops playing dress up
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-08-03
You're an idiot, that's my source.
That and the picture in question.
1 atmpls 2019-08-03
The picture that shows "POLICE" on their uniforms and "FBI" on their ..oh wait shit, the FBI is at the El Paso Intelligence Center. You're probably right
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
All their Velcro is empty or just generic flag patches tho. Is that normal for military people stationed at a base?
1 atmpls 2019-08-03
After doing a bit more googling I'm positive the guys pictured are from El Paso FBI. Their official Twitter says they've responded to the incident. The FBI has had door kickers for awhile in the form of their Hostage Rescue Team
1 MinerHornet 2019-08-03
This probably isn't HRT. The FBI generally runs a SWAT team out of the field office for high-risk warrants. HRT is based in Quantico and is only deployed in certain circumstances. They probably couldn't mobilize them to respond and be on the ground this quick.
1 atmpls 2019-08-03
My apologies, I was ignorant on that.
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1 Growey 2019-08-03
BBZ
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
Obligatory:
>be american
>get shot
1 kittendispenser 2019-08-03
No, this is America we're talking about, what we'd actually do is this:
>be american
>get shot
>tip the shooter
1 kay_knox 2019-08-03
And if you survive:
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1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-03
Just take an Uber pool to the hospital
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-03
>be american
>get shot
>tip the shooter
>call uber to take you to the hospital because you cant afford ambulance ride
>tip the uber driver
>go to hospital
>sign 13 forms before being directed to waiting room
>doctor tell you that your wounds missed all vital organs, gives you bandage and fentanyl and sends you on your way
>get bill from hospital
>declare bankruptcy
>get bill from uber driver for having to clean all the blood out the car
>fuck
1 sackblabbathrowaway 2019-08-03
/>get addicted to opioids
/>croak and pass on debt to family
/>family member gets shot
/>cyclebeginsanew.webm
1 LadyVetinari 2019-08-03
> surrounding patriots applause
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-08-03
luckily this is texas, so all the good guys with a gun ™ stopped the bad guy before he could shoot a bunch of people 🇺🇸
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-08-03
Still the greatest country on Earth.
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
imagine believing this
1 Professor_Crunchwrap 2019-08-03
S E E T H I N G
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-08-03
Still by far the best country. What are your other options?
cucked beyond belief
dude alcoholism, corruption, and no infrastructure lmao
feminist wasteland + refugees
get eaten by an escalator. entire family disappears if you say something about the government. social credit.
kpop
africa
honestly not that bad if you're a virtuous one like me
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
😍
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-08-03
his manifesto hit /pol/
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
word? link that shit bro
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
No don't. This is likely to turn into a Christchurch like situation as far as the manifesto goes so we're saying no links just to get ahead of it
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
ya i'm kinda retarded for asking sorry.
1 Microwavesrock123 2019-08-03
RIP free speech
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
I don’t think they can make that illegal to read in the US like they made it illegal in kiwi land tbh
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
they can't but faggot admins will use it as an excuse to ban us
1 fistacorpse 2019-08-03
brb posting the link to CTH
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Quoting the NZ killer’s manifesto is exactly what got Frenworld ultimately banned.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-03
that shit definitely worked btw now nobody knows about him
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-03
Might've. But I doubt it.
1 Redactor0 2019-08-03
He swears he's not gonna be taken alive. 😂😂😂 Now he's got about 50 years to sit in a cell and wish he wasn't too much of a pussy to go through with it.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
He was an even bigger pussy than the garlic shooter and that guy was like a 19 year old kid. Goes to show you that poltards like him and the Christchurch are just larpers who are too pussy to kill themselves in the end
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
The biggest pussy of all was the San Diego synagogue shooter, who got chased out of the building by a wounded, unarmed, elderly rabbi. And then he drove off aimlessly before calling the cops on himself. And then his parents disowned him and refused to pay his legal fees. What a loser.
1 NewRedditSucksDick69 2019-08-03
What about the fag in Dallas who got domed by a security guard before hitting anything but the side of a federal building?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Too pathetic to even count.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-03
Ventilated by the most embarrassing cartridge ever conceived
1 duckraul2 2019-08-03
Lmao
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
They will probably put this kid down within a few years. 1. Because Texas and 2. they will probably get some federal charges on him so Glumpf can execute someone federally.
1 MinerHornet 2019-08-03
It would be funny if Daddy pushed the chemical cocktail button himself.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Daddy is gonna ask to do it.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-08-03
He should bicycle kick the button with his bare feet
1 MinerHornet 2019-08-03
Implying Daddy can do that without his big mac heart bursting.
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1 SaveUsUncleTed 2019-08-03
do you want to get featured on the NYT (again)?!
1 shitpersonality 2019-08-03
Thanks, now I am hungry.
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1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Testing: Daddy
1 JustLions 2019-08-03
Daddy gives you an A+
1 LadyVetinari 2019-08-03
Hopefully. "People" like him are the reason highly restricted capital punishment should exist.
Doubtful our God Commander will say shit about him or have any part in this, he is a disingenuous coward after all
1 MachoMaamSandyRavage 2019-08-03
Truly the Burger way. Maybe you can combine it with tax cuts for billionaires, just to be on the safe side.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-08-03
t. Batman
1 error404brain 2019-08-03
There is no better american hero than batman. A billionary furry beat up homeless and the mentally ill along with his bussy boy bought from poor parents.
There is literally no better representation of america.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2019-08-03
wtf I love capeshit now!
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-08-03
The fact that this /Pol/ak got caught alive is a blessing in disguise, he’s either gonna be executed within five years or he’s gonna spend the next 99 years in the Tejas State pinta getting raped and shanked by a bunch of pissed off chicanos
1 Michelanvalo 2019-08-03
Even /pol/ is disavowing him as a fucking retard and a pussy
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Why?
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-08-03
They looked in the mirror and hated what they saw. The white moid cries out as he strikes you
1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-08-03
He is
1 throwaway_999912 2019-08-03
Some of them are saying false flag as usual
1 atmpls 2019-08-03
I was only skimming through the threads on my phone, so it's high probability I'm wrong, but I thought the manifesto was fake.
1 avanj 2019-08-03
NBC prank caller claims shooter shouted gamers rise up lmao
1 UnregulatedPope 2019-08-03
LMAO literally memetic warfare. Who would have thought that shooters today do it for the lulz instead of some political/economic reason.
This is peak 🤡 🌍
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-08-03
It’s over for gamers
1 uniqueguy263 2019-08-03
Tbh I could believe it
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
How long before we get a shooter whose manifesto is written in baby-talk and calls for the "bopping" of "nonfrens?"
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1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-03
How long before admins cuck and chuck /r/GamersRiseUp
1 UnkillRebooted 2019-08-03
Zoomers have finally risen up.
1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-08-03
Zoomers haven’t even begun to peak
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-03
this is the kind of thing american media reports lol
over 9000 penises
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
The thread in the News section of Kiwifarms has video and pics of dead folks and a manifesto. Here are the first lines that establish pretty well that it was a mayo:
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
lmao but texas was owned by the hispanics first lmao
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
I don't want to link it because admins might come along and delete everything the way they did with Christchurch.
Go to Kiwifarms. Scroll down the subforum list until you see "Articles & Happenings". The thread's in there.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
ya good idea
thank you
1 QuantumFreakonomics 2019-08-03
Before people start jumping to conclusions I just want to make one observation: El Paso is not Texas. Most people in Texas have never been to El Paso. El Paso is 750 miles away from Houston (the only city in Texas that matters). That's further than the distance from Paris to Berlin. Please do not connect any events or people from El Paso to the rest of the great state of Texas.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
lmao
1 GuillotinesNOW 2019-08-03
C O P E
1 aqouta 2019-08-03
Imagine thinking Houston is better than Dallas, let alone Austin
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-03
It's all dirty swampland anyways
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1 XhotwheelsloverX 2019-08-03
Cope more cowpoke
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Don't post links to the manifesto. The admins will probably ban you and they'll get mad at drama again
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
ya i'm kinda retarded for asking sorry.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Nah it's fine. Natural to be curious. Personally I think it does more harm than good to ban it because then people just go search it out.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
hey did yall take away the option to choose flairs or is it just not loading for me?
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
I don't believe we did. I can ask jc
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-08-03
it does add a real forbidden fruit element of legitimacy to it.
as soon as people start to hide information, i immediately assume whatever was being hidden is true
1 ComedicSans 2019-08-03
Is that because you're retarded?
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-08-03
pretty sure that's unrelated
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
This is a brainless take. If you don't want people to find something, then you make the search for it hard. You make the search for something hard by punishing people who circulate it.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
That would work if Reddit was a closed eco system but I found it after a few minutes on google
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
You mean "if Reddit were a closed ecosystem." Subjunctive.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Lol got em
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
And don’t you forget it.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-08-03
Yeah but that means people who are too lazy to Google, or afraid to visit a site that isn't publically traded, won't see it.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
I guess. I dunno, just seems like we give these things more power when we try to suppress them. Feeds into the victim complex these killers and their friends at pol have.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
But who gives a shit what the /pol/lacks think
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Angry mayo terrorists, apparently
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-03
yeah man authorities hiding information really makes people trust them
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
I don’t mean that the government is doing the right thing in terms of suppressing information. What I mean is that if you accept the premise that suppressing information is a good goal, then your methods should be suppressing information. Not playing dumb psychological games to make Redditors “not want to search for it.”
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-03
oh yeah right they should just come out and have the balls to say it instead of pretending
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
China doesn't pretend to give a shit about freedom and they're pretty stable. Just saying.
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1 _SweetnessFollows 2019-08-03
Thought it was confirmed fake?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-08-03
The only source I saw for that was a ltrly fake news Twitter account linked in the kwf thread
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-03
When is kiwi farms ever fought in the heart of the moment when not dealing with a sperg that really likes sonic the hedgehog?
1 uniqueguy263 2019-08-03
I feel like these guys are just doing manifestos because all the other shooters are. This one was all over the place and contradicted itself incredibly, not in an insane way but more of a half-assed paper four hours before the deadline way
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Yeah who knows if it's real yet or just chan trolling
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1 duckraul2 2019-08-03
Buddy why would he buy a gun on some shady dark web shit when he lives is Texas?
1 uniqueguy263 2019-08-03
I highly doubt that guy had friends to buy guns from. Maybe a gun show tho or his background just checked out
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1 duckraul2 2019-08-03
Do you know what it takes to buy a long gun in Texas? Just be 18, have the money, fill out a 1 page form (4473) correctly, and pass a NICS background check on the spot. It takes literally 15 minutes, maybe.
Source: bought a gun in Texas
1 jubbergun 2019-08-03
They literally give away free shotguns with the purchase of a new car in Texas. It's almost like owning a gun is obligatory down there.
1 duckraul2 2019-08-03
Pretty pissed we didn't get a free gun when we bought my gfs car
1 uniqueguy263 2019-08-03
Even still, that’s a background check. Guy looks like a nerd tho so he probably didn’t commit crimes before this.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-03
When will this country find the wherewithal to enact common sense nerd regulation? This shit is out of control.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-03
That's pretty common in most states, even those south strict laws like here in New England
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-08-03
That's, like, about as much effort as getting a job or asking out a foid.
1 big_papa_stiffy 2019-08-03
imagine trusting american media to tell you if somethings real lol
1 aqouta 2019-08-03
A literal retard can build a bomb and be 10 times more effective than a shooter. Gun control just stops the shooter meme, violating the monopoly of force will always have the potential to lead to mass casualties, increasing the severity of the monopoly of force only makes things worse.
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1 jaredschaffer27 2019-08-03
He was 21, why would he have needed to do all that to get a gun?
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1 Pepperglue 2019-08-03
Well he is 21. I procrastinated hard on my writing assignments when I was 21 as well.
1 jubbergun 2019-08-03
Is this a new "we don't talk about the shooty people" thing or is the manifesto full of left-wing stuff and they want to bury it so no one will point out that there are extremist on the left just like there are on the right?
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1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
That one. Last time the admins got really mad.
You wish. Dude was a Daddy loving anti-immigrant mayo poltard.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-08-03
Give it two hours. "False flag" is odds on favorite.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-08-03
False flag is a bingo free space
1 jubbergun 2019-08-03
Cool, I can understand not glorifying these idiots when they finally flip and make themselves a hazard to others. Shooting people is a shitty way of effecting political change.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
I absolutely agree. The way the media plasters their names across the country just encourages the assholes
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1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Imagine believing this unironically
1 ModsAndOtherNazis 2019-08-03
Imagine not even being able to come up with an alternate story
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
The alternate story is you're retarded
1 jolene_w_ 2019-08-03
this is sad
1 UnkillRebooted 2019-08-03
Burgers getting shot? Not really. Just another day for them.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
What a meme he said he was inspired by Christchurch and wanted to remove tacos from Texas. The wh*te male strikes again.
1 goldfish_memories 2019-08-03
😒😒😒
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
Moids are always worse than foids
1 Protista_of_Peace 2019-08-03
Yes, but middle-aged white women sometimes ask to speak to the manager.
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-08-03
They also kill their babies more often
1 Anomander_Fake 2019-08-03
Would you really want them raising them tho?
1 bussylmao 2019-08-03
Pales in comparison to the fact that mayo foids even exist.
1 LadyVetinari 2019-08-03
I'm sorry your mom didnt love you. She was just preparing you for the fact no one ever will
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-08-03
Yeah but crime is unironically based and foids are rich which makes them bad 😎
1 Nebucheener 2019-08-03
😴
1 elephantofdoom 2019-08-03
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=repxFQXVsHc
1 Peetrius 2019-08-03
Underrated post
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-08-03
Q predicted this from the frozen food section.
1 error404brain 2019-08-03
The manifesto was boring unhinged shit. Only fun part is him going tacticool on his gear.
1 DeweaponizedAutism 2019-08-03
The funniest part when he insisted that what he was doing (murdering defenseless people) was NOT an act of cowardice. Lmao cope much? 😂 What a delusional faggot
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-08-03
Yeah who dedicates a whole part of their manifesto to explaining away why they targeted innocents instead of a more protected target? Everyone knows that shit so justifying it like that just screams COPE.
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-03
I was surprised to see him complain about damage to the environment. I assumed his type thought that was a conspiracy
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
The Christchurch fuck was an eco fascist as well.
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-03
I assumed that was a meme. I was wrong.
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1 charming_tatum 2019-08-03
I assumed that was a meme. I was wrong.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-03
Any memes in it? Is pewdiepie or jontron going to have to go into hiding?
1 error404brain 2019-08-03
Not specifically, no.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-08-03
lame, I cant stand pol style seriousposting.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Imagine if PizzaShill were a murderous rightoid, and you’ll get a pretty good idea of the manifesto’s contents.
1 charming_tatum 2019-08-03
Apparently he yelled gamers rise up before he opened fire
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Nah that was a hoax
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
No, this is the most boring manifesto of them all. No memes. He does, however, explicitly call out the Dеmоcrаtic dеbate as proof of the impending mауосide, so don’t be surprised if the cаndidates turn this into a саmpaign issue.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Inshallah
**disclaimer: this is a joke mocking the Neo-Nazi "white genocide" conspiracy theory that there is a deliberate Jewish plot to eliminate the white race through miscegenation and immigration. Mayocide jokes are not an actual call for violence because there is no white genocide. Apparently I have to put this disclaimer now or get suspended, which is really retarded. Thank you.
1 error404brain 2019-08-03
Wait, you are quietus ?
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Yup. Got cucked by the admins for mayocide jokes.
1 error404brain 2019-08-03
lmao. This is why we need the mayocide.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2019-08-03
Inshallah
disclaimer: this is a joke mocking the Neo-Nazi "white genocide" conspiracy theory that there is a deliberate Jewish plot to eliminate the white race through miscegenation and immigration. Mayocide jokes are not a call for violence because there is no white genocide. I'm in no way calling for an actual genocide against white people. Apparently I have to put this disclaimer now or get suspended, which is really retarded. Thank you.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Yeah it’s demented but not as remarkably demented as any of Elliott Rodger’s oeuvres.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-08-03
Clearly another Mossad agent
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1 kaczynskireborn2 2019-08-03
it gets more american: the shooter looks like the literal 56% face pic
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1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-08-03
He’s more of a la creatura meme then actual mestizosc You honestly can’t make this shit up
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1 BobbySandal 2019-08-03
And it was a gun free zone
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1 BobbySandal 2019-08-03
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
1 TheGoldenWhale1995 2019-08-03
The gunman was a member of the Altright.
I am not surprised, just disturbed and sad but feeling hopeless, too.
The evil monster even shot little babies in that store. How can you hurt a helpless, innocent being? Babies are absolutely harmless. Why would you hurt one?
Honestly, I have faith in humanity even despite the existence of evil people. I genuinely believe most humans aren't monsters. Not complete monsters anyway despite what the media keeps shoving down my throat.
I believe there are good people out there. I believe human life has value. I believe in love and peace.
Most importantly I consider the United States the most sinister threat to humankind since the Nazis and their allies slaughtered their way across the Old World.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2019-08-03
Testing testing: daddy
1 seenten 2019-08-03
Anyone seeing a pattern yet?
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1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
Oh fuck you
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
We need to stop talking about gun-c0ntrol and start talking about mayo control.
1 21778798236731283942 2019-08-03
Did they do this shit as much before? it seems that all of a sudden they got sick of the Islamists getting to kill all the innocents and decided en masse that they're going to try to one up them.
1 jubbergun 2019-08-03
Eating a Chik-Fil-A sandwich while you reload?
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
Chik-Fil-A is pretty dank
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1 ModsAndOtherNazis 2019-08-03
The mods here are automatically filtering any mention of mayo countryism because god forbid anyone become soured on the brand
1 4spooked 2019-08-03
wh*te poltards at it yet again, will they ever learn?
1 GENDER_OF 2019-08-03
Males are out of control.
1 OversocializationALT 2019-08-03
unironically, yeah
People like to talk about the blacks, the immigrants, the white supremacists
But 95% of the time it’s one thing in common: they’re all men
1 CapeshitterCOPE 2019-08-03
Most of the time they’re poor retards
We need a poorcel
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