What’s more American than shooting people in Walmart?

147  2019-08-03 by OversocializationALT

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Wasnt asking you, cretin.

Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.

Ok...ahem

Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh

For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:

Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are

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I bet this one was the tacos

Well El Paso is like 80% Hispanic, so it looks like a possibility.

It's probably someone who's 56% taco but calls himself white

It literally is. The pussy who did it looks like the fucking el atrocidad de las Americas meme irl

It's always the violent mayo

Well, duh. But they're acting on your orders, right?

Nah, they were just born like that

Yes, yes, we are all born subservient to the chosen.

Good goy

Maybe it's Maybelline?

Actually the chosen tribe is trying to dilute the mayo genepool to make the world a safer place.

What if that's what the Mossad wants you to think?

No it was a mayo mad about taco immigration according to the manifesto

Reuters:

The images showed a young white man wearing glasses, khaki trousers and a dark T-shirt

Sounds like a fucking dork.

Pizza. Shill???

Same writing style...

He also wore large earpro like a fucking larper

Execution by wedgie.

more like taco bowl

Peak Mayo Cope

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Hasn’t it been a week already

Lol, burgers.

the fat doesn't protect wtf?

Cause not fat enough. Vegetarianism is to blame for mass shooting causalities. Must eat more burgers.

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go to Walmart

get shot

go to garlic festival

get shot

go to school as required by state

get shot

stay at home to avoid getting clapped

develop sadbrain and shoot yourself

🍔👌💯

What's with American law enforcement and dressing like it's Korangal Valley? They should at least wear fucking urban camo.

Because American pigs are retarded

dont forget cheap

El Paso isn’t very urban.

They’d have better luck dressing up as Dollar Generals and Elote stands

Sounds like a great place

They like to larp

It's even more sad when you realize how it actually goes down - how it will always go down:

  • there's a shooting somewhere. "bang" "bang" - it takes a few minutes for someone to call 911.

  • local police units respond - that takes another 10 minutes or so - local police confirm a shooter with a high powered rifle - the call goes out to the larp squad.

  • larp squad guy's radio lights up. "HOLLY SHIT TODAYS THE DAY!!" he drives to the police station - that takes 15-20 minutes - we're now at least 30 minutes since the shooting started.

  • arrive at police station, quickly change into tacticool gear - 10 more minutes

  • run to armorer, sign out weapon, grab mags, put shit into pockets, function check all gear - 10 more minutes

  • head to briefing room: "everybody listen up, about an hour ago there was a shooting at walmart. patrol units responded and arrested the shooter. Here's a map of our route to the scene. what are your questions?"

  • load up in military surplus APC, designed to defeat light anti-tank rockets - so fucking cool - can still smell the cum from all the E-1s that jerked off in this bad boy!

  • "wait, did they say in the briefing that the shooting is over though?" - shut up noobie, we're almost there.

Yeah but they get to stand around and be photographed in their tacticool gear so it's all worth it. Those pics go straight into the spank bank.

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In a major city like El Paso I wouldn't be surprised to hear they have a quick response SWAT team that was on duty when the call came in. They call SWAT in for all kinds of shit (even felony vehicle stops) so it's not like they don't get used.

If it were a smaller town your comment would be right on the nose.

Surplus gear baybee

Lmao they have peq15s and nvgs, what a insane waste of money

Wearing NVGs in the day mind you. Why would you want that extra weight digging into I’ll never know.

Gotta flex to keep the civvies in check 🐖

You always bring your NVGs because it would really fucking suck if you needed them and didn’t have access to them. See Black Hawk Down for a good example of this.

No you def do not lol. I never wore them ever when I was in the Marines expect at night. They suck and are too heavy and bulky. We’d just mount flash lights whenever possible.

You carry them with you in your day pack during daylight patrols. If you didn’t then your platoon sergeant didn’t train you very well. Surefires should have always been attached to your rifles.

Yeah we carried them. We didn’t wear them on our helmets all damn day like GI Joe cop there lol.

What if he couldn’t find his leatherman and nobody wanted to let him borrow theirs because they knew he always loses other people’s shit?

I think he just wanted to play dress up tbh.

yeah probably

Cause the dude thinks it’s cool to wear all that shit but in reality it’s miserable and then you have a fucked up back forever.

Lmfao imagine joining the Marines and not being in the wing 🤣🤣🤣

It's always fun watching you guys get off my plane. Tell me what the desert is like at night, I'm going back to my room to sleep in the AC 😋😋😋

Untouched desert sand is fine as moon dust. Can't fuck it tho.

I know, it's fucking impossible to see when you're landing in it 😖

50...40...30...*THUNK* "on deck, sir"

Marines

Lol crayoneater

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I mean, he was indoors. He could have turned the lights off.

Those aren't run of the mill police officers. Ft. Bliss is just a few miles away from where this event occured.

he headquarters for the El Paso Intelligence Center, a federal tactical operational intelligence center, is hosted at Fort Bliss. Its DoD (United States Department of Defense) counterpart, Joint Task Force North, is at Biggs Army Airfield. Biggs Field, a military airport[11] located at Fort Bliss, is designated a military power projection platform.[12]

Do you have a source of any of those forces responding? The US military can't operate on US grounds unless state of emergency and shit. These are cops playing dress up

You're an idiot, that's my source.

That and the picture in question.

The picture that shows "POLICE" on their uniforms and "FBI" on their ..oh wait shit, the FBI is at the El Paso Intelligence Center. You're probably right

All their Velcro is empty or just generic flag patches tho. Is that normal for military people stationed at a base?

After doing a bit more googling I'm positive the guys pictured are from El Paso FBI. Their official Twitter says they've responded to the incident. The FBI has had door kickers for awhile in the form of their Hostage Rescue Team

@FBIElPaso is responding to the Cielo Vista Active Shooter incident. We are assisting and coordinating with @EPPOLICE at this time.

This probably isn't HRT. The FBI generally runs a SWAT team out of the field office for high-risk warrants. HRT is based in Quantico and is only deployed in certain circumstances. They probably couldn't mobilize them to respond and be on the ground this quick.

My apologies, I was ignorant on that.

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BBZ

Obligatory:

>be american

>get shot

No, this is America we're talking about, what we'd actually do is this:

>be american

>get shot

>tip the shooter

And if you survive:

go to hospital

declare bankruptcy from ambulance ride

Use one weird trick to prevent the paramedics from taking you

Just take an Uber pool to the hospital

>be american

>get shot

>tip the shooter

>call uber to take you to the hospital because you cant afford ambulance ride

>tip the uber driver

>go to hospital

>sign 13 forms before being directed to waiting room

>doctor tell you that your wounds missed all vital organs, gives you bandage and fentanyl and sends you on your way

>get bill from hospital

>declare bankruptcy

>get bill from uber driver for having to clean all the blood out the car

>fuck

/>get addicted to opioids

/>croak and pass on debt to family

/>family member gets shot

/>cyclebeginsanew.webm

> surrounding patriots applause

luckily this is texas, so all the good guys with a gun ™ stopped the bad guy before he could shoot a bunch of people 🇺🇸

Still the greatest country on Earth.

imagine believing this

S E E T H I N G

Still by far the best country. What are your other options?

Western europe

cucked beyond belief

eastern europe

dude alcoholism, corruption, and no infrastructure lmao

canada

feminist wasteland + refugees

china

get eaten by an escalator. entire family disappears if you say something about the government. social credit.

korea

kpop

africa

africa

middle east

honestly not that bad if you're a virtuous one like me

get eaten by an escalator. entire family disappears if you say something about the government. social credit.

😍

his manifesto hit /pol/

word? link that shit bro

No don't. This is likely to turn into a Christchurch like situation as far as the manifesto goes so we're saying no links just to get ahead of it

ya i'm kinda retarded for asking sorry.

RIP free speech

I don’t think they can make that illegal to read in the US like they made it illegal in kiwi land tbh

they can't but faggot admins will use it as an excuse to ban us

brb posting the link to CTH

Quoting the NZ killer’s manifesto is exactly what got Frenworld ultimately banned.

that shit definitely worked btw now nobody knows about him

Might've. But I doubt it.

He swears he's not gonna be taken alive. 😂😂😂 Now he's got about 50 years to sit in a cell and wish he wasn't too much of a pussy to go through with it.

He was an even bigger pussy than the garlic shooter and that guy was like a 19 year old kid. Goes to show you that poltards like him and the Christchurch are just larpers who are too pussy to kill themselves in the end

The biggest pussy of all was the San Diego synagogue shooter, who got chased out of the building by a wounded, unarmed, elderly rabbi. And then he drove off aimlessly before calling the cops on himself. And then his parents disowned him and refused to pay his legal fees. What a loser.

What about the fag in Dallas who got domed by a security guard before hitting anything but the side of a federal building?

Too pathetic to even count.

Ventilated by the most embarrassing cartridge ever conceived

Lmao

They will probably put this kid down within a few years. 1. Because Texas and 2. they will probably get some federal charges on him so Glumpf can execute someone federally.

It would be funny if Daddy pushed the chemical cocktail button himself.

Daddy is gonna ask to do it.

He should bicycle kick the button with his bare feet

Implying Daddy can do that without his big mac heart bursting.

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do you want to get featured on the NYT (again)?!

Thanks, now I am hungry.

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Testing: Daddy

Daddy gives you an A+

Hopefully. "People" like him are the reason highly restricted capital punishment should exist.

Doubtful our God Commander will say shit about him or have any part in this, he is a disingenuous coward after all

the solution to alll the killing???

...more killing!

Truly the Burger way. Maybe you can combine it with tax cuts for billionaires, just to be on the safe side.

t. Batman

There is no better american hero than batman. A billionary furry beat up homeless and the mentally ill along with his bussy boy bought from poor parents.

There is literally no better representation of america.

wtf I love capeshit now!

The fact that this /Pol/ak got caught alive is a blessing in disguise, he’s either gonna be executed within five years or he’s gonna spend the next 99 years in the Tejas State pinta getting raped and shanked by a bunch of pissed off chicanos

Even /pol/ is disavowing him as a fucking retard and a pussy

Why?

They looked in the mirror and hated what they saw. The white moid cries out as he strikes you

He is

Some of them are saying false flag as usual

I was only skimming through the threads on my phone, so it's high probability I'm wrong, but I thought the manifesto was fake.

LMAO literally memetic warfare. Who would have thought that shooters today do it for the lulz instead of some political/economic reason.

This is peak 🤡 🌍

It’s over for gamers

Tbh I could believe it

How long before we get a shooter whose manifesto is written in baby-talk and calls for the "bopping" of "nonfrens?"

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How long before admins cuck and chuck /r/GamersRiseUp

Zoomers have finally risen up.

Zoomers haven’t even begun to peak

this is the kind of thing american media reports lol

over 9000 penises

The thread in the News section of Kiwifarms has video and pics of dead folks and a manifesto. Here are the first lines that establish pretty well that it was a mayo:

In general, I support the Christchurch shooter and his manifesto. This attack is a response to the Hispanic invasion of Texas. They are the instigators, not me. I am simply defending my country from cultural and ethnic replacement brought on by an invasion

lmao but texas was owned by the hispanics first lmao

I don't want to link it because admins might come along and delete everything the way they did with Christchurch.

Go to Kiwifarms. Scroll down the subforum list until you see "Articles & Happenings". The thread's in there.

ya good idea

thank you

Before people start jumping to conclusions I just want to make one observation: El Paso is not Texas. Most people in Texas have never been to El Paso. El Paso is 750 miles away from Houston (the only city in Texas that matters). That's further than the distance from Paris to Berlin. Please do not connect any events or people from El Paso to the rest of the great state of Texas.

lmao

C O P E

Imagine thinking Houston is better than Dallas, let alone Austin

It's all dirty swampland anyways

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Cope more cowpoke

Don't post links to the manifesto. The admins will probably ban you and they'll get mad at drama again

ya i'm kinda retarded for asking sorry.

Nah it's fine. Natural to be curious. Personally I think it does more harm than good to ban it because then people just go search it out.

hey did yall take away the option to choose flairs or is it just not loading for me?

I don't believe we did. I can ask jc

it does add a real forbidden fruit element of legitimacy to it.

as soon as people start to hide information, i immediately assume whatever was being hidden is true

as soon as people start to hide information, i immediately assume whatever was being hidden is true

Is that because you're retarded?

pretty sure that's unrelated

This is a brainless take. If you don't want people to find something, then you make the search for it hard. You make the search for something hard by punishing people who circulate it.

That would work if Reddit was a closed eco system but I found it after a few minutes on google

You mean "if Reddit were a closed ecosystem." Subjunctive.

Lol got em

And don’t you forget it.

Yeah but that means people who are too lazy to Google, or afraid to visit a site that isn't publically traded, won't see it.

I guess. I dunno, just seems like we give these things more power when we try to suppress them. Feeds into the victim complex these killers and their friends at pol have.

But who gives a shit what the /pol/lacks think

Angry mayo terrorists, apparently

yeah man authorities hiding information really makes people trust them

I don’t mean that the government is doing the right thing in terms of suppressing information. What I mean is that if you accept the premise that suppressing information is a good goal, then your methods should be suppressing information. Not playing dumb psychological games to make Redditors “not want to search for it.”

oh yeah right they should just come out and have the balls to say it instead of pretending

China doesn't pretend to give a shit about freedom and they're pretty stable. Just saying.

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Thought it was confirmed fake?

The only source I saw for that was a ltrly fake news Twitter account linked in the kwf thread

When is kiwi farms ever fought in the heart of the moment when not dealing with a sperg that really likes sonic the hedgehog?

I feel like these guys are just doing manifestos because all the other shooters are. This one was all over the place and contradicted itself incredibly, not in an insane way but more of a half-assed paper four hours before the deadline way

Yeah who knows if it's real yet or just chan trolling

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Buddy why would he buy a gun on some shady dark web shit when he lives is Texas?

I highly doubt that guy had friends to buy guns from. Maybe a gun show tho or his background just checked out

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Do you know what it takes to buy a long gun in Texas? Just be 18, have the money, fill out a 1 page form (4473) correctly, and pass a NICS background check on the spot. It takes literally 15 minutes, maybe.

Source: bought a gun in Texas

They literally give away free shotguns with the purchase of a new car in Texas. It's almost like owning a gun is obligatory down there.

Pretty pissed we didn't get a free gun when we bought my gfs car

Even still, that’s a background check. Guy looks like a nerd tho so he probably didn’t commit crimes before this.

When will this country find the wherewithal to enact common sense nerd regulation? This shit is out of control.

That's pretty common in most states, even those south strict laws like here in New England

Just be 18, have the money, fill out a 1 page form (4473) correctly, and pass a NICS background check on the spot.

That's, like, about as much effort as getting a job or asking out a foid.

imagine trusting american media to tell you if somethings real lol

A literal retard can build a bomb and be 10 times more effective than a shooter. Gun control just stops the shooter meme, violating the monopoly of force will always have the potential to lead to mass casualties, increasing the severity of the monopoly of force only makes things worse.

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He was 21, why would he have needed to do all that to get a gun?

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It's a bot that's triggered by political keywords. Calm down damn

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Well he is 21. I procrastinated hard on my writing assignments when I was 21 as well.

Is this a new "we don't talk about the shooty people" thing or is the manifesto full of left-wing stuff and they want to bury it so no one will point out that there are extremist on the left just like there are on the right?

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Is this a new "we don't talk about the shooty people" thing

That one. Last time the admins got really mad.

or is the manifesto full of left-wing stuff and they want to bury it so no one will point out that there are extremist on the left just like there are on the right?

You wish. Dude was a Daddy loving anti-immigrant mayo poltard.

Give it two hours. "False flag" is odds on favorite.

False flag is a bingo free space

Cool, I can understand not glorifying these idiots when they finally flip and make themselves a hazard to others. Shooting people is a shitty way of effecting political change.

I absolutely agree. The way the media plasters their names across the country just encourages the assholes

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Imagine believing this unironically

Imagine not even being able to come up with an alternate story

The alternate story is you're retarded

this is sad

Burgers getting shot? Not really. Just another day for them.

What a meme he said he was inspired by Christchurch and wanted to remove tacos from Texas. The wh*te male strikes again.

implying mayo foids are any better

😒😒😒

Moids are always worse than foids

Yes, but middle-aged white women sometimes ask to speak to the manager.

They also kill their babies more often

Would you really want them raising them tho?

Should I break out the male crime statics?

Pales in comparison to the fact that mayo foids even exist.

I'm sorry your mom didnt love you. She was just preparing you for the fact no one ever will

Yeah but crime is unironically based and foids are rich which makes them bad 😎

😴

Underrated post

Q predicted this from the frozen food section.

The manifesto was boring unhinged shit. Only fun part is him going tacticool on his gear.

The funniest part when he insisted that what he was doing (murdering defenseless people) was NOT an act of cowardice. Lmao cope much? 😂 What a delusional faggot

Yeah who dedicates a whole part of their manifesto to explaining away why they targeted innocents instead of a more protected target? Everyone knows that shit so justifying it like that just screams COPE.

I was surprised to see him complain about damage to the environment. I assumed his type thought that was a conspiracy

The Christchurch fuck was an eco fascist as well.

eco fascist

I assumed that was a meme. I was wrong.

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ec0 f@scist

I assumed that was a meme. I was wrong.

Any memes in it? Is pewdiepie or jontron going to have to go into hiding?

Any memes in it?

Not specifically, no.

lame, I cant stand pol style seriousposting.

Imagine if PizzaShill were a murderous rightoid, and you’ll get a pretty good idea of the manifesto’s contents.

Apparently he yelled gamers rise up before he opened fire

Nah that was a hoax

No, this is the most boring manifesto of them all. No memes. He does, however, explicitly call out the Dеmоcrаtic dеbate as proof of the impending mауосide, so don’t be surprised if the cаndidates turn this into a саmpaign issue.

He does, however, explicitly call out the Dеmоcrаtic dеbate as proof of the impending mауосide

Inshallah

**disclaimer: this is a joke mocking the Neo-Nazi "white genocide" conspiracy theory that there is a deliberate Jewish plot to eliminate the white race through miscegenation and immigration. Mayocide jokes are not an actual call for violence because there is no white genocide. Apparently I have to put this disclaimer now or get suspended, which is really retarded. Thank you.

Wait, you are quietus ?

Yup. Got cucked by the admins for mayocide jokes.

lmao. This is why we need the mayocide.

Inshallah


disclaimer: this is a joke mocking the Neo-Nazi "white genocide" conspiracy theory that there is a deliberate Jewish plot to eliminate the white race through miscegenation and immigration. Mayocide jokes are not a call for violence because there is no white genocide. I'm in no way calling for an actual genocide against white people. Apparently I have to put this disclaimer now or get suspended, which is really retarded. Thank you.

Yeah it’s demented but not as remarkably demented as any of Elliott Rodger’s oeuvres.

Clearly another Mossad agent

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it gets more american: the shooter looks like the literal 56% face pic

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Burger mayoid on 8chan angry about Mexicans

Looks more racially mixed then 99% of Mexicans

He’s more of a la creatura meme then actual mestizosc You honestly can’t make this shit up

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And it was a gun free zone

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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

The gunman was a member of the Altright.

I am not surprised, just disturbed and sad but feeling hopeless, too.

The evil monster even shot little babies in that store. How can you hurt a helpless, innocent being? Babies are absolutely harmless. Why would you hurt one?

Honestly, I have faith in humanity even despite the existence of evil people. I genuinely believe most humans aren't monsters. Not complete monsters anyway despite what the media keeps shoving down my throat.

I believe there are good people out there. I believe human life has value. I believe in love and peace.

Most importantly I consider the United States the most sinister threat to humankind since the Nazis and their allies slaughtered their way across the Old World.

Testing testing: daddy

young white poltard male

Anyone seeing a pattern yet?

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Oh fuck you

We need to stop talking about gun-c0ntrol and start talking about mayo control.

Did they do this shit as much before? it seems that all of a sudden they got sick of the Islamists getting to kill all the innocents and decided en masse that they're going to try to one up them.

Eating a Chik-Fil-A sandwich while you reload?

Chik-Fil-A is pretty dank

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The mods here are automatically filtering any mention of mayo countryism because god forbid anyone become soured on the brand

wh*te poltards at it yet again, will they ever learn?

Males are out of control.

unironically, yeah

People like to talk about the blacks, the immigrants, the white supremacists

But 95% of the time it’s one thing in common: they’re all men

Most of the time they’re poor retards

We need a poorcel

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