Oh thank god he made it out of Walmart

The year is 2047, and at the age of 100, President Donald J Trump has passed away. Leaders around the world fly to the world’s largest building, The Great Trump Tower in New York City, to pay their respects. The great glass tower, designed by his son Eric Trump was completed on the site of the former United Nations Building, to serve as the headquarters of the third Bank of the United States after President Trump dismantled the Federal Reserve as his final act in office in January 2025.

His son, Barron Trump, now in his early 40’s stands at the podium to greet the many sobbing faces. As 5 Star General of the American Cyber Command, formed by his father as the new branch of the military to face a new millennium, Barron is expected to pick up his father, and his sisters legacy as the third Trump in office at the next election.

“When my father took office, barely 30 years ago, he swore and oath to protect and serve this country. The fake news media of the day, said he had no path to 270 electoral votes and that there was no chance for him to win. If only we had known then, what corruption that the treasonous viper Obama had sown amongst his vile swamp in Washington.”

“Fortunately for America, his movement … to Make America Great Again … could not be stopped. Within the first few months, the traitors were dealt with, and America had to face a grave scenario, a trial of a former American President, Barack Hussein Obama, with a punishment of death for his treason. Although my father hated Obama for what he did to this country, the mental illness we now know as betaphilism was rampant throughout America. He knew he needed a justice, a social justice to heal the nation. Although Obama admitted his guilt, that he had acted seditiously with the aid of a shadow government to distort the election and take down the office of President Trump, my father pardoned the traitor. The country was united as Obama was banished to his birth country of Kenya”

“That was a proud day for my father, but as we all know now, it was just the beginning of our new Great America. Although his first two years were difficult to get his legislation passed, due to a failing congress, the new MAGA party filled congress in the midterm elections, and with both a super majority in the House and the Senate what are now known as the “Great American Decade” had begun.”

“My father released deep state secrets that changed the world forever. Hidden cures for cancer and the secrets of zero-point energy that had been suppressed by the Clinton, Bush and Obama presidencies changed the face of the planet. Healthcare no longer became an issue, as all the diseases and sickness of the world were eradicated. The corrupt religion of Islam collapsed and state sponsored terrorism was eviscerated as the nation’s formerly known as Saudi Arabia, Iran, and the OPEC cartel collapsed as oil became worthless in a new free energy society. “ Barron lifted his golden handkerchief from his pocket to wipe the tears from his face. As he looked upon the visitors at the eulogy before him, he saw many red hats. Those fucking hats.

“I remember,” he chuckled, when I was just 10 or 11 years old, I saw in the early days of my father’s campaign, right there in the audience. This old gentleman, he had to be in his 60’s had this beautiful red hat. I thought my father made them as a joke. What presidential candidate wears a red trucker hat? He screamed at my father, “LOCK HER UP”. I spent that night browsing the web, and quickly realized how we could win this election. I told my father that I couldn’t tour with him, that I had to meme. I shopped that damn hat on a couple frogs, you guys now know him as Pepe, the great symbol of peace. I joined hundreds of thousand other meme warriors to do something that had never been done before. We won an election, took down the corrupt establishment, with the internet. It was hard to describe what that felt like, it was hard to understand what this meant for the world. That a few “Pedes” as we were called, could take down the Clinton Cartel, which was later discovered to the the largest money laundering and child trafficking organization in history, by actually becoming the News.”

“As the swamp was drained, the rest of the world came around. We had a few setbacks… we all know what happened to California when their state went bankrupt and starved itself of food and water, causing it to be split into 5 states as a condition of its federal rescue. But we had so many victories.”

“My father’s stern policies on China caused their country to collapse, resulting in a cultural revolution that lifted the shackles of communist government from their shoulders, freeing them to become the great bastions of freedom and rich triple countries of China, Tibet, and New Taiwan that they are today.” “We also united with our great friends Russia, to build a great space partnership that put both of our nations flags on the moon again within my father’s first term. It is amazing that those early steps of partnership have led to what is now a population of 200,000 on our great New Washington city on the moon. Even the Trump-Putin bridge is one of the most beautiful architectural and engineering achievements ever built at its time as our nations united, with American Steel, to build a beautiful connection across the Bering Straits as part of my father’s Third Infrastructure Bill in the Great American decade.

“If there is one thing my father could do, it was build. So many people thought that he could never build the Great Wall of Trump that has been the cornerstone of our America’s policy for the last three decades. Who would have thought that the wall in its final form would be so vast, that on my twenty second birthday I was able to participate in the Great America bike race upon that wall along this nations southern border. Fortunately, the famed Great Ivankan Wall” along our Northern boarded with Canada did not have to be built. Although Canada was collapsing due to failed immigration policies and terrible leadership, my sister completed our Manifest Destiny, and America had to annex Canada into the fold. With the 5 new states formed from the former California, as well as Cuba and Puerto Rico, Canada made a welcome addition to these United States.”

“Although my father accomplished many great things, I think it was his partnership with his first Secretary of Space, Elon Musk, that truly inspired the world. When he cleaned the swamp and NASA and gave the rains of NASA to the Elon, who generously gifted his company Space X to America, a generation of Centipedes watched as the foundations laid by my father, in choosing to partner with the brightest business and industrial minds in our country came to fruition. For the first time, American men, and women put their first steps on Mars in 2026, the 250th Anniversary of this great nation. Although Ivanka was President, it was the dream and his first speech to congress in 2017 that started it all.”

“When it was time for my father to step down, America was tired of winning. He had warned us, all of us. He would keep pushing and pushing to win and win until we just couldn’t take any winning any more. People told him, President Trump, you don’t need to accomplish everything! You have done so much! Cancer cured, energy solves, peace in the middle east, the strongest economy, America is Great Again! He told them all, each and every one of us, no… you will Keep Winning, and together, we make this country greater than ever before.” Now I know you have all heard this story before, but I must retell it, because it was what earned my father his spot-on Mt Rushmore, and our family name on the thousands of schools, parks, roads, and museums across this country. His Great Act will be down in the annals of history forever, and it must be repeated.” Chief Justice Ted Cruz, Speaker of the House Jason Chaffetz, Senate Majority Leader Tom Cotton, and the Governors of all the states in the union held a surprise ceremony in Congress at his final state of the Union. They had taken one of the fucking Red MAGA hats, and gilded it in Gold. Chief Justice Cruz walked forward amongst his speech and quieted the audience.”

“President Trump,” Cruz shouted, “We the people, of these United States, have taken so much from you. You sacrificed your wealth, your freedom, and your family, to put everything on the line to face the gauntlet and corrupt country which we use to be. The weak, tired, losing America. You gave up everything, for us!” The Chief Justice Fell to his knees. “You, Donald John Trump, have truly Made America Great Again, Big League. We ask upon you, for once, to take something back for yourself. We offer you this, the MAGA Crown, to lead this Great America, for Life.” My father knew, that only George Washington had been given this opportunity. He knew that he could continue to make this country greater, even greater still, but my father said the worlds that will never be forgotten.”

“My people, my Americans. I, your humble servant, will fight for you until my dying breath. Together, Americanism, not Globalism, has been our Credo. We have Made America Great again but this torch must be passed to the next great one among you. I hope my courage, and my furious Patriotism, have inspired a generation of Great Americans, to push this country to heights beyond my wildest dreams.”

Barron softly wept, as gazed across the American Flag, with each of its 75 beautiful white stars, was laid over his father’s coffin. “I leave you, my family, my people, my pedes, my American’s, my Lunars, my Martians, to remember, that in America, no matter how hard it is, or how great we have become, this is the country that a 10-year-old boy, can change the course of history, with a few frog meme’s and a twitter account.” This is truly the best timeline.

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What kind of retard writes this shit? I can't decide if it is worse to do it seriously or ironically. Also, commenting to save, I came 4 times in the first paragraph.

I cried while reading this 😭

Have you owned the libs yet?

😴😴😴

This post was better when Milton did it yesterday.

Get some new material, your post is shit and you're shit for posting it.

Don't blame other people for your poor performance.

Please do better sweaty this take is as boring and stale as your musical taste.

Says the guy who comes to /r/drama to whine about his fee fees.

Ummmm, I checked your post history and yikes. Talking about other people check people's post history 🙄

Woosh.

They're the real snowflakes!

I like fat retards like you 👍

Ya'll

Good thing I spotted that first otherwise I might have read this

Cope

Hypercope

THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS WORSE GANGSTER POLICE STATE, USING ALL OF THE DEADLY GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS. IN 1965 C.I.A. GANGSTER POLICE BEAT ME BLOODILY, DRAGGED ME IN CHAINS from KENNEDY N.Y. AIRPORT. SINCE THEN I HIDE inFORCED JOBLESS POVERTY,ISOLATED ALONE in this LOW DEADLY NIGERTOWN OLD HOUSE.

   THE BRAZEN, DEADLY GANGSTER POLICE AND NIGER PUPPET UNDERLINGS SPRAY ME WITH POISON NERVE GAS from AUTOMOBILE EXHAUSTS AND EVEN LAWN MOWERS, DEADLY ASSAULTS. EVEN IN MY YARD, WITH KNIVES, EVEN BRICKS and STONES, EVEN DEADLY TOUCH TABIN, or ELECTRIC SHOCK “FLASH LITE” EVEN REMOTE ELECTRONICALLY CONTROLLED AROUND CORNERS TRAJECTION of DEADLY TOUCH TARANTULA SPIDERS, or EVEN BLOODY MURDER “ACCIDENTS” TO SHUT ME UP FOREVER WITH A “SNEAK UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”,EVEN WITH TRAINED PARROTING PUPPET ASSASSINS, IN MAXIMUM SECURITY INSANITY PRISON FOR WRITING THESE UNFORGIVABLE, TRUTHFUL LETTERS.

UNTIL MY “UNDETECTABLE EXTERMINATION”, I, FRANCIS E. DEC, ESQUIRE, 29 MAPLE AVENUE, HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. I STAND ALONE AGAINST YOUR MAD DEADLY WORLD-WIDE CONSPIRATORIAL GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD COMMUNISM WITH WALL to WALL DEADLY GANGSTER PROTECTION,LIFE LONG SWORN CONSPIRATORS MURDER INCORPORATED ORGANIZED CRIME, THE POLICE AND JUDGES, the DEADLY SNEAK PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTERS USING ALL THE GANGSTER DEADLY FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS.

   THESE HANGMAN ROPE SNEAK DEADLY GANGSTERS, THE JUDGES AND THE POLICE trick-trap, rob, wreck, butcher, and murder the people to keep them TERRORIZED IN GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVERY for theCOMMUNIST GANGSTER GOVERNMENT and CON ARTIST PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER PLAY BOY SCUM ON TOP. THE SECRET WORK of ALL POLICE in ORDER to MAINTAIN A COMMUNIST CLOSED SOCIETY.       The same world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD that CONTROLS YOU AS A TERRORIZED GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN EARPHONE RADIO SLAVE, PARROTING PUPPET.

TERRORIZED MEMBERof the “MASTER RACE”, WORLD-WIDE FOUR BILLIONEYE-SIGHT TELEVISION CAMERA GUINEA PIG COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD “MASTER RACE.” YOUR LIVING THINKING MAD, DEADLY WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD SECRET OVER-ALL PLAN: WORLD-WIDE LIVING DEATH FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY to EXPLORE AND CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE. With the ENDLESS “STAIRWAY TO THE STARS.” Namely the MAN MADE INSIDE-OUT PLANETS with NUCLEONIC POWERED SPEEDS MUCH FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT. LOOK UP AND SEE THE GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED NEW FAKE STARRY SKY. THE WORLD-WIDE COMPLETELY CONTROLLED DEADLY DEGENERATIVE CLIMATE AND ATMOSPHERE. THROUGH THE NEW WORLD ROUND TRANSLUCENT EXOTIC GASEOUS ENVELOPE, WHICH the WORLD-WIDE COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD MANIPULATES THROUGH COUNTLESS EXACTLY POSITIONED SATELLITES, THE NEW FAKE, PHONY STARS IN THE SYNTHETIC “SKY”.

FOR AGES BEFORE FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS, APOIDIC NIGERS, INTERBREEDABLE WITH APES HAD NO ALPHABET, NOT EVEN NUMERALS.

   SLAVERY CONSPIRACY OVER 300 YEARS AGO, IDEAL TINY BRAIN APOIDIC NIGER GANGSTER GOVERNMENT EYESIGHT T.V. GANGSTER SPY CAMERAS. C. GOD “NEW WORLD ORDER” DEGENERATION with “GIFTED” with ALL GANGSTER FRANKENSTEIN CONTROLS NIGER DEADLY GANGSTER PARROTING PUPPET OR NIGER BRAIN PROGRAMMED ROBOTS DEADLY APE FRANKENSTEIN MACHINES, DEGENERATIVE DISEASE TO ETERNAL FRANKENSTEIN SLAVERY, OVER-ALL PLAN through “ONE WORLD COMMUNISM” (top secret code word), meaning WORLD-WIDE ABSOLUTELY HELPLESS AND HOPELESS SIMPLE LANGUAGE MONGREL MULATTO APOIDIC NIGERS.

Worldwide SYSTEMATIC INSTANT-PLASTIC SURGERY BUTCHERY MURDER, “FAKE AGING”, SO ALL PEOPLE ARE DEAD OR USELESS BY AGE 70. DONE AT NITE TO YOU AS A FRANKENSTEIN SLAVE. PARROTING PUPPET GANGSTER SLAVE, NOW, EVEN YOUKNOW I AM A MENACE to your world-wide mad deadly COMMUNIST GANGSTER COMPUTER GOD, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO EXTERMINATION. BEFORE I AM EXTERMINATED BY THIS GANGSTER, COMPUTER GOD CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE MONGREL ORGANIZED CRIME MURDER INCORPORATED GANGSTER COMMUNIST GOVERNMENT, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

DONATE MONEY OR EVEN A MANUAL TYPEWRITER TO ME, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.  

S E E T H I N G

hey thats not a meme word

Based and cuck-pilled.

🤠🤠 yeehaw

I'm gonna take my horse to the Copetown road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the Lolcow road

I'm gonna ping 'til I can't no more

I'm gonna take my horse to the Lolcow road

I'm gonna ping 'til I can't no more

I got the Lolcows in the back

Laughtrack is attached

Coping levels maxed

Get them seething just to match

My life is a movie

Shitposting and trussy

Centrism running through me

Trappy blasts my bussy

Go to the dentist you weirdo

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Based

And cuck-pilled.

>Just Go Outside Bro

jfl at all the bluepilled foid cucks jfl cope

where everyone is an incel, so I fail to see what I did wrong

this place is under 40 feet of satire and inside jokes its actualy funny since this place is pinned as being both a right wing and left wing sub. we are the true centrists

That is just the 1st stage in radical centrism.

You're here too, stupid

You probably don't even recognize yourself in a mirror yet.

If you think we're retarded you kinda loop back into being normie unfortunately

The Manhattan has stood the test of time and is stiff enough to stand up on it's own. Around 150 years old, this cocktail has a nice balance of sweet, bitter and whiskey. During the prohibition Canadian whisky was used because it was easier to find. Originally made with 2:1 whiskey to sweet vermouth. That's a lot of vermouth. Later 3:1 was the norm and now even less. I blame cheap vermouth. A good vermouth is the heart and soul of a martini or manhattan. 3:1 is the recipe I think works best. I also prefer a rye whiskey. Back in those days ice was a rarity and bar keeps usually reserved their ice for chilling a drink. This is why so many cocktails were served up. It also encouraged one to drink fast and order another before the one in your hand became warm.

I add carved ice to up drinks for a couple reasons. It may seem counter-intuitive, but I beg to differ. A single cube shaped to your liking allows an up cocktail to be filled to the brim. Also an empty cocktail glass with a crystal clear diamond like cube looks amazing. Lastly, the cubes will usually only be around 40-100 grams. This is a small amount of surface area which offers a small percentage of dilution while keeping the cocktail cool. Up drinks should be drunk fast, but manhattans have a lot of booze in them. The cube allows the patron to enjoy it for a little while before it becomes uninteresting.

This part is boring and talks about the formula to ensure your ice will not be too large and over-flow your cocktail. I will also touch on dilution. The recipe is down below if you want to skip to it.

Dilution is required when chilling a cocktail. There is no chilling without dilution and vise versa. Manhattans should be stirred, not shaken. We stir this cocktail for a few reasons; it contains better quality spirits, we do not want an ice cold cocktail, we want minimal dilution and we do not want aeration. This is a purists drink and should be enjoyed relatively untouched and unaltered. Through chilling we end up chilling the vessel. As beautiful as those mixing glasses are, they are terrible vessels to chill a cocktail and cause heavy dilution. From a thermodynamic perspective, pewter and copper are much better vessels offering around half the amount of dilution into the precious cocktail. Copper is a wonderful conductor of heat and will melt the ice fast, but will not melt much of it. 1.25oz of extra water in a 3.11oz undiluted cocktail is a a lot. Of course this is just my choice, but is something to think about.

Okay! you made it this far, lets go over the process of determining how much ice is just enough to ensure the entire cocktail will fit without overflowing.

volume of glass in liquid ounces -volume of cocktail in liquid ounces -dilution* in liquid ounces =volume in liquid ounces left over to add single cube. Take that volume in liquid ounces and weight it on a scale in grams. This is how much volume in weight we can allot for the cube.

• Dilution depends on the mixing glass and speed and duration of stirring. It can be anywhere from 1.5oz to 3oz. You can determine this by stirring a cocktail and then measuring the extra ounces of liquid.

So we know how much ice by weight we can add to the cocktail now, but there is one caveat. Ice has more mass than water. Water is the only compound to be less dense with more mass in its solid form than its liquid. This is why ice floats. No other compound floats in its solid form. So subtract .07% of the weight in grams allowed for the single cube. This may sound complicated, but practice will quickly help figure it out. There is also a buffer. Some of the ice supersedes the liquid. This is the buffer zone for error. Sometimes you may have a 30% buffer like this cocktail and other times you may have only 10%. It can be embarrassing if you present a beautiful cocktail only to have it over flow or not fit.

Manhattan-

2.25oz Sazerac rye

.75oz Carpano Antica (Vermouth is a wine and will spoil so keep it refrigerated and perhaps transfer to smaller bottles so there is less air to oxidize and spoil the vermouth)

2 dashes of Angostura bitters

Stir cocktail briskly and briefly for 12 seconds

Strain into a belle coupe glass over a single cube

Garnish with a luxardo cherry.

Cheers! You are more than welcome to follow my Instagram and YouTube channel at Off the Clock Bartender

I used to be in a post-hardcore band called Spoil the Vermouth

FANTASTIC pasta. Its so pompous, arrogant and socially inept. The guy who made this is genuinely clueless as to why he sounds like a douche.

Go outside, take in some sun, lose your virginity, the world is your oyster

Soy

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Yeah this sub is shit but it's all we have.

"Ya'll"

Lmao fuck off faggot.

The only faggots from new york saying yall are the ones pretending to be niggas from the south.

Seething

We know

Dude bussy lmao

Based and Redpilled

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Not based and extremely gay and stupid 😡

Based and outdoors pilled 😎

Why? Your work is mostly the same stuff over and over again. I was a subscriber on your website, then there where no updates for nearly 3 months, and when you returned you kept posting part 2,3,4,5,6 of the same shoot, with neary the same recicled content. Heck, even your blowjob videos are exactly the same content. And I can't count how many times you've hinted at a full penetration video, or a full XXX video, only for we to catch a glimpse of the action and then back to close ups of your face and you giggling. What made me cancel my subscription to your website was that when someone dared voice their dissatisfaction with your content, you went on a lengthy blog/twitter rant basically calling out that person and saying how you feel empowered by teasing people over and over again. That was a paying customer of your website, and you powertripped on that customer who only asked for more content. Don't get me wrong Ariel, it's your site and you do what you want, but at some point your fans do feel like they are paying for stuff they aren't getting. Heck, you have been in the business for how long? Over a decade? And you keep doing the same artsy stuff. And yeah, you can still make some great "real porn" sets or vids without losing the "arsty" aspect of it. You say you like footjobs, we never got a footjob video. You say you like anal, we never even saw you play with your own butthole. No need to take a dick on camera, an simple ass worship thing would do. You say you like facials, we never actually got you so take a proper facial because you people can't hold a camera the right angle to save your lives. Heck, even the blowjob videos, do you know how much people would pay to see you do an "artsy" gloryhole video with your boyfriend? And even on your lesbian videos, we never even get to see you actually eat pussy, because the angle is always hidden. Every one in a while you release a set where you sit on a big black dildo, and that's fucking hot, because you are hot and beautiful, but then it's another 3 months of sets where you are sitting by a pool, hinting at masturbation. Softcore can only get so softcore before it gets boring. And at the end of the day your members wanna jack off, not see art. The most we ever got from you was 4 videos of you sucking off your boyfriend and a bunch of you just masturbating (in which we can't even see you masturbate because you cameraman focuses on your face). There is another thread here where someone, compared you trying to take over this sub to CherryCrush running her own sub, that was spot on. Well CherryCrush ACTUALLY delivers what her public at there to see, and that is why she is getting such a growing audience. Her content is not an endless, ongoing 15 year old tease fest. She might do hardcore, but she found her own way of doing of hardcore, and it's awesome. And you know I'm right because if you take a look at this subreddit, you'll realize even your most hardcore fans are starting to dislike your content, we can only go so far before we feel ripped off. What I can't wrap my head around, is why you got into porn, film porn videos, accept goddamn porn awards, film with notorious hardcore companies, but refuse to actually embrace that your fans want to see porn? Keep in mind, I'm not asking you to degrade yourself like most pornstars. Original content goes a long way and it does not requires you to take it in the ass or do what mainstream porn is doing. So no, I'd not like to see you take over this sub-reddit. Why? So I can get the same 1 minute teases (that actually don't tease anything) you put up on your blog? There are already several links here to forums where we can download your content without commiting to subscribing and going months without updates. I'm sorry but that's my take on it. Feel free to go on a rant on me and call me names or whatever.

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r/Drama used to be good

lmao r/Drama was never good. Get over yourself.

Based and upvoted

This is literally the only subreddit I go to and I've never seen your username before.

Y'all

Opinion disregarded

How do you edit your own posts? You must be a god. Does your dad work at reddit.com as well?

It all went wrong here when the locked the sub and ...

𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖞 𝖗𝖊𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖉 𝖘𝖚𝖇𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖙𝖉𝖗𝖆𝖒𝖆.

It's just been desperate attention seeking by the mods ever since.

https://m.imgur.com/zKrIJ0n

lose your virginity,

Muh bodily fluids tho

TRY r/ZweiRama

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I do go outside and I am no longer a virgin, so I am not sure what you want me to do with my life.

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